The Delphos Republican from Delphos, Kansas • 5

Iry tirr cp iVca Topcka 3 era port cf the week and spent a few days here. Wantsp rent a farm for grain, rent, or by: tne month. Inquire at this office. Red River Early Ohio seed po tatoes 85 cents per bushel, Friday and Saturday. I The Farmers Store.

The Democratic and woman suffrage rally Tuesday night was a success. A full house greeted the speakers at the opera house, and everything passed off pleas We have just received a large stock of the famous Mulla Kellar line of Chocolates, in plain and fancy boxes, to sell at 5, 10, 20, 25, 30, 35, 50, 75c, $1.00 and $1.50 per box. Try them and be convinced that they can't be duplicated for the price. antly. Hon.

Harry McMillan and Chas. Miller, of Minneapo Oliver Wendell Holmes Unable to Get jAny Real Pleasure in the Vaunted "Tavern." Doit talk to me about taverns! There is just one genuine, clean, decent, i palatable thing occasionally to be had in them namely, a boiled egg. The soups taste pretty good sometimes, but their sources are involved in a darker mystery than that of the Nile. Omelettes taste as if they had been carried in the waiter's hat, or fried in an old boot. I ordered scrambled eggs one It must be that they had been scrambled for by somebody, but who ho in the pof session of a sound reason could have scrambled for what I had set before me under that name? Bui ter! I am wondering why the taverns always keep it until it is old.

Fool that I am! As if the taverns did not know that If it was good it would be eaten, which is not what they want. Then the waiters, with their napkins what don't they do with those napkins! Mention any one thing of which you think you can say with truth, "That they do not do." Every six months a tavern should burn to the ground, with all its traps, its "properties," its beds and pots and kettles and start afresh from its ashes like John Phoenlx-Squibob. No; give me home, or a home like mine, where all is clean and sweet, where coffee has pre-existed in the berry and tea has still faint recollections of the pigtails that dangled about the plant from which it was picked, where butter has not the prevailing charac lis, were the principal speakers. Died. Monday morning, Nov Drown J.Tu Euck shoes at the Shoe Store.

A. L. Root spent Saturday in Minneapolis. Get your warm lined shoes at the Shoe Store. Mrs.

Aaron Barns was a Sali-na sojourner Sunday. Miss Katie Kinsey spent Saturday in Minneapolis. A pood pocmd-hand heating stove for sale. J. S.

Ou)S. Mr and Mrs. E. I. Duncan came home this week from their extended visit to Augusta Mr.

and Mrs. M. H. Brown and family departed Saturday for McCracken, to reside in the future. For the next ten days, we have 25 boys new corduroy suits that we will sell at special prices; at the Delphos Racket.

Mrs. Rosetta Abel, who spent about three weeks here among friends, left on Saturday for her home in Saline county, near Gypsum. Mr. and Mrs, U. G.

Albertson are spending the week at their farm," near Lamar. Mr. Alber- ember 11th, Lena, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Lee Skinner, aged two weeks and four days.

Funeral services were held from the home Monday afternoon, con ducted by Eld. G. S. Smith, after which the remains were laid to rest in the Delphos cemetery. The Farmers.

Store P. -5. Use Huskeem for sore, chapped hands and faces. We have it; 25c bottle "This little bud so young, so fair, Called hence by early doom, Just came to show how sweet a flower In Paradise would bloom." HOW HE KNOCKED OUT COLD Algernon Grappled With It In Time- ter which Pope assigned to Denham, where soup could look you in the face If it had "eyes" (which it has not), and where -the comely Anne or the gracious Margaret takes the place of these napkin bearing animals. Oliver Wendell Holmes.

He Explains His Never Falling Remedy. 31 pon is looking after tne building of a new granary and other "You seem to have a cold this morn Presbyterian Church things. ing, Algernon," said Mr. Topfloor, as the elevator "boy" responded rather gruffly to his cheerful "good morning." Rev. V.

R. Dodd, Pastor, Residence, the aire TI DISSOLVE BONE IN THROAT Notice. The members of the A. 0. U.

W. are especially re Mante. Phone 225 Services every week. Our cal "Yes, sah; I'se got the ebldumcea Use of Lemon Juice at Critical Time of a col', t'ank de Lo'd. I'b decldumly hoarsed in man froat, but I don' t'inlc de troubulatlon gwan to 'mount to endar for this week is as follows: Sunday School 9:45 a.

m. Is a Thing Worth Keeping in Mind. Sitting at a planked shad dinner in quested to attend the next annual meeting on next Thursday night, Nov. 21st All who sibly can are urged to be present. H.

B. Goodwin, M. much. Yo' see, I done took it in time. Morning Service 11 :00 to 12:00 I's raight bad las' night, but befo' I Fonkers, a laughing guest drew a bone Christian Endeavor 6:30 p.

m. into his throat and he began to strangle. Some one suggested that the aufferer swallow a fragment of dry retire to mah I rub mah ches' an' froat good wlf taller an' turpentine. Den I has a 7-e-r-y hot barf tub full watehr an' I steps into dat. Den I gits 'bout half pint o' whisky an' puts dat Into a glals wlf some bllln' hot I have sold more school shoes this fall than any fall since I Evening Service 7:30 p.

m. Prayermeetmg, 7:30 p. m. Ladies' Aid, 3:00 p. m.

bread. "Oh, no," exclaimed an Ossining have been in business. There Missionary Society every watah an' sugah an'; a le-e-t-l-e lemon man. "Don't give him bread. It might catch the bone and it might not.

Give is a reason for it. Our prices are third Tuesday at 2:30 p. m. him something that is sure to give re All Sunday services in the op lief." Beckoning to a waiter, he said: I wish to announce to the ladies of Delphos that I have taken the corsetiere work for the Spirella Corset Co. Are you one of Spirella's patrons? If not, I want you to be.

All work guaranteed. Phone 241 for appointments, 8 to 11 a. m. MRS. CECIL SAGE, Resident Corsetier right.

I said I could save you from 25 to 50 cents per pair on school shoes and I have made Joose Oh, no, sah; I dldn drink it all; I should say not. I give some ob it to mah wife an' some ob it to mah two HT gals, an' de res' of it I takes mahse'f, an' aft'r dat I go raight "Bring me a lemon, cut in two." And era house until church building is completed. It was brought without delay. Taking good. J.

S. Olds. one section, he offered it to the chok ing guest and told him to suck the straight to bald an' sleeps like a hum-min top, an' die mornln' I feels fus' Dere's nothln' like taller an' tur- Mrs. Alice Burnside and "Tne Case of the Heart the Head," will be the sub luice and to swallow it slowly. Direo tions were faithfully followed, and in daughter, Miss Arion, who have pentlme an' a good hot drink o' whisky ject of the sermon unday morn about a quarter of a minute the af been spending the past two flicted one placed the half lemon on months at the home of Dr.

and his plate, looked into the anxious faces around the table and smiled. Mrs. J. Payne, left on Thurs to' a col'. It heal up de eppiglutus ob de froat an' clea's out de bronlcal toobs raight 'way an' p'vents yo' om takin' consumption.

Dat de mos' drea'fules' disease! How does I know 'bout it? W'y, I was down to de Amuseum Nat'ral Hlst'ry de time de? had de ing, Nov. 17 th. No sermons read. Those not members of other churches cordially invited. Strangers welcome at all services.

V7 "Well, Joe," said one, "how about rtn.tr rvf last, week fnr their home it?" in Cedar City, Iowa. They were "It's gone," was the reply, "the bone accompained by W. M. Payne, tachmen' dere fo' abowln' how con aas slipped down." "Not exactly that," said the Ossin who will visit two or three weeks ing man. "The bone slipped down, all right, but it was melted first by the in different sections of Iowa be fore returning.

citric acid. I never knew it to fail sumption 'tacks de human body, an' I foun' out all 'bout it. An' eber sence den I bin scared o' mah life dat me or mah wife or mah chlllens might git it, but I reckon ef I takes de pescutlons ob de an' taller an' de hot whisky de good Lo'd won' let none ob ua git IV P. L. Haggarr disposed of his Arctic Radiator Fluid to dissolve a fishbone.

You can test the power of lemon Juice by dropping some on the fishbones you may have garage this week to Davis who will continue business at the lying on your plate." Several diners tried the experiment, old stand. The new firm ask a In each case the acid reduced the bone liberal share of the public pat SPARE THE TIME TO LAUGH to liquid gelatine. ronage and we beiieve they will Makes Winter Motoring Possible get it. We regret to see Mr. Fawn and St.

Bernard as Companions. Haegart tro out of the automo Evsn In Depressing Clrcumstanose It Is Man's Duty to Strive to Cheerful. It Is the duty of mankind, even ii At the little village of Bauma, in Switzerland, a farmer recently found and Pleasant bile business, but extend a hand a young fawn in one of his fields. This thing of attending church is largely a matter of habit. The same is true about not attending.

A few people in Delphos stay away because the truth hurts. They are "pikers." But many do not attend, just because they have gotten out of the "habit." Try our services once, and you will come again. No evening service on account of M. E. revival.

Mrs. Hull will lead Endeavor. She will tell of some "Common Mistakes." Ladies' Aid will not meet next week on account of the Bazar, Prayer-meeting will be Thursday next week on account of the Bazar It will meet 7:00 p. m. at Mr.

Winnard'sl Please note the change in the date. Choir practice Tuesday, 7:00 p. at Mr. Hull's. All members of choir should come.

Fearing that if left alone without depressing circumstances, to strive its mother some mischief would be of welcome to his worthy sue cessor. Obituary. fall it, he took it home and did every to be cheerful. It Is the generad lief that If a man Is not naturally light-hearted, he cannot make hlnv self so. thing possible for it.

Now, he hap- peneu to have a large St. Bernard dog, and this dog and the fawn took to Rachel Jane Doty, oldest, and only daughter of Samuel and De each other. The fawn slept in the dog's kennel, lilah Dotv, was born in Ohio and when it grew a little older and November 22, 1844, and died went out on its walks abroad, the dog accompanied it, and -defended it November 1912, at the home Yet this is far from being the case, and there is many a man who Is at present a weary burden to his relatives, miserable through the carklng care of some bodily ailment perhaps, or some worldly misfortune, who, if he had grown up with the Idea that to be cheerful in all circumstances was one of the first duties of life, might still see a pleasant enough world against the attacks of other dogs. of her daughter, Mrs. Cora B.

Freezing point is 4g below zero by actual tests made at the University of Minnesota. Arctic Radiator Fluid is a water solution saturated with chemicals in such proportions that it can not possjbly damage athe cooling system nor the rubber Kose connection i Does not boil as quickly as water. Unlike alcoholic mixtures, Arctic Radiator Fluid Is uniform In quality because the essential elements do not evaporate. One Filling Lasts a Whole Season Haun, in Denver, Colo. She was Sometimes the St.

Bernard and the fawn would be absent in the woods and fields for a whole day, but they always returned at night, the doors united in marriage to Thomas Watts'" June 5, 1862. To the un round him. and gate being left open for them The worries of a morose person will ion was born one daughter, Mrs. The fawn Is now much taller than the shorten his days, and the general jus Mattie McCollouch, of Glasso St. Bernard, and yet the dog still goes tice of nature's arrangements pro In 1867 she married I.

A. Pack out with it. vides that his early departure should entail no long regrets. ard. Two daughters came to Red River Early Ohio seed potatoes 85 cents per bushel, and Saturday.

The Farmers Store. On the other hand, the man who bless this union, one of whom Praise Be, the Brother Was Lying, can laugh keeps his health. To the Mrs. Cora B. Haun, survives her, perfectly healthy laughter comes often Too commonly, though, as child the other having preceded her to Police courts are not always marked by an atmosphere of piety, but the exception to the rule occurred in a court where a very religious man, against the better land.

The deceased At the Methodist Church came with her husband to the whom one of the neighbors had made 1UTO PRftTREfiS lifAnt hood is left behind, the habit falls, and a half smile is the most that visits the thought-lined mouth of a modern man or woman. People become more and more burdened with the accumulation of knowledge and with the weighty re Solomon Valley in its early set a complaint, was being tried for some trivial offense. The complaining witness was called to the stand to relate tlement, living three miles north of this city until Mr. Packard's sponsibilities of life, but they should his side of the story, and the defen dant listened closely for several min Hear.Vi aovaral voava ainpa Then till spare time to laugh. she moved into town where she resided until a few months ago utes.

Then his personal feelings overrode court etiquette and he rushed up to the Judge, fervently excldlming: "Your honor, the brother is lying, Praise the Lord!" The revival meetings are growing in interest and spiritual intensity. Last Sunday was a great day. The sermon in the morning was addressed to Christians. Rev. Sturgeon made an earnest appeal to the membership of the church to unite their efforts for an awakened church.

The sermon was well taken, and when failing health necessitated her going to live with her fair with his opponents, yet convincing to 4he spiritually minded of his hearers. He discussed the modern 'dance, showing its dangers and moral pitfalls. He condemned card-playing in a daughter in Denver. The re mains were brought here Mon the crowds are going to be large before the end of the week. Special sermons will be preached next Sabbath.

Come early and secure a seat as many were turned away last Sunday. At the close of the sermon Wednesday evening two united with the church. Service every afternoon at 2:30, except Monday. Fidgeting Children. TV hlld who shows no disposition to move about and is apparently ip-pier sitting still will grow up to be slow-witted, heavy.

On the other hand, the baoy who is always using Its arms and legs will be Intelligent, Its brain will work and it will without doubt be clever. Children should consequently be en Muraged when in the infant sluse throw their arms and legs about, to play with their fingers and toes, and vhen they are older the wise parent will not insist on their keeulsg still. day evening and funeral services were held Tuesday afternoon at the close of the meeting al in the very logical manner, and showed from the Methodist church, con most every Christian ducted by fad. as that the use of tobacco was hindrance to Christian influence. Bisted by Rev, Newton.

de Limit of the Borrowing Habit. Little Margie was a frequent visitor at the Jones home, going there on errands of borrowing many times each day. On this occasion she asked the loan a cooking utensil. But Mrs. Jones had become very much out of patience at the continual borrowing and sent word by Margie that she "had pther Can to fry." her surprise when in a few moments her neighbor's little Margie again appeared In her doorway, lisping: "Mozzer thald pleathe to thend thome of the flib, pleathe." parted leaves two daughters, three brothers, six grandchil house came forward and pledged themselves to the work.

In the evening the sermon was on: "Modern Amusements." His address was most interesting. For nearly two hours the great audience sat almost with dren, six great grandchildren Rev. Sturgeon is an eloquent and forceful speaker, a man of broad culture and very consistent in his lift. His meetings are characterized by unusual interest Dysentery is always serious and often 1 dinMmiu diaMjui- Knf It and all who knew her, to mourn -I a. vwa.

VUtEUi Cnamherlaln'i Colin, (ftnlct anil Rut it now. Chamberlain' Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy is almost certain to oe needed before the summer ia over. Bur it now and be prepared for such an emergency. For uU by all dtaiera. the Iocs of devoted motner, lov Remedy has cured it even when malignant log sister and true friend.

out a stir. The du cpiueuuo. 1 or uue 07 au ocaittii speaker was in the Christian community, and i.