Conservative Sun from Cuba, Kansas • 2

CONSERVATIVE CUBAN. Term: gl.MO lVr Year in GOAL! COAL! GOAL! For Everybody. And Everybody is after it. National holidays were observed with an extra dinner, and an interchange of presents on Christinas. Thus the dread disease ot scurvy, which wore out two ships' crews for Nates, was prevented, and a fairly contented life enjoyed.

The Nnmrg or Nations. These arc derived principally from peculiar cause or obj'ect. For instance, Ireland which Julius Ca? sar first called Hibcrnia is a kind of modification of Erin, or the country of the West. JOHN BENNETT, iiidI J'ntprietor. Friday.

Oct. 10 1S84. AT S1LVERTHOKN BROS. Cuba, Kansas. BOYS ANTED.

Doys of spirit, noys of will. iioj of muscle, brain and power, Fit to cope with anything 'I'lie-e ur wanted every hour. Nt to weak and whining drones That all tronlilu magnify Not tlie watch wonl of "I I.iil the nohle'r one, '-I'll l.i whate'er you liave to do Willi 1 tint' and -a i zeal; llend your sin w- the t-isk '1'nt your sin'idder to the wheel." I'hoagli our duty may he hard, Look not on it as an ill If it he an honest task. Do it with an honest will. At the anvil, or.

the farm. Wheresoever you may he From your future efforts, boys. Comes a nation's destiny. Scotland, from Scotia, a tribe' i which originally came from It was anciently called which means a mountainous country OAC'IIY'S liOOM. Comely coaclnmin On tin- iv, Ai- di injnif.

Curly I nks. I'lipa's ilmudittM', llit'li ami -'ay, l.ovca tlie liinaa linn away. Ma will aiurmi'V, Pa will swear; oat'liiiitin's haiiy, tiirl limit care. Boarii Hons? Mm ES ROOMS forest and lands. I'ai'tiriilar Xotirr.

Advertisers and coiTespor.dents, to insure (heir articles inserted in the issue ft the current week must have them ready by Monday evening of week. Otherwise they will have ialio their dtat.i'fs of laying over. Fiist coi.v- tlv "ortuga1, the ancient Lusitania, was St i named Irom a town en the MEALS AT ALL HOURS Cvba, Kansas. CARPENTER THOMAS, CITY DKUG ST0EE (Mobcr 7, wtis a day ot prayer for the success oi St. John.

It will require somethi ig more substantial than prayer to bring Si. John thru. er and served. Job work is always ii. each applicant will be ace-i; ted as promptly us possible Pure Dris aii Medicines rnints, Oils, Toilet Kanov Goods.

-L'BA. KANSAS. HARNESS SHOP. I fill or It, nn-l h'luit full of HARNESS, SADDLES, WHIPS, ETC. Of Eastern Iflanufdetur.

Anil ilo repairing ai inalile charges. CHARLES WQKAL, VI VA KAX.SAS "Krao. or the Miss'ng Link Mr. Carl while exploring in the wild jungles of Upper Birnmh, Asia, discovered and captured a strange family of human monkeys, of father mothei and daughter. The fadier was first caught, afterward the child, when the mother voluntarily surrendered.

Krao (tlie child) i years old, ami is quite a beauty, notwithstanding some peculiar characteristics that might be deemed defects in a Caucasian. Unlike the usual monkey type, she has two hands and two very pretty human looking feet; nevertheless, a double low of teeth in her month, pouches in her cheek, where slu stores awi.y surplus food- ami a coating of hair over the entire body and face clearly e.innects her with the quadru-mana. She -ieaks many words both In Malay and Bnglisli: is ery lfectionat-; laughs when pi ased, and is my spiteful when align It will be si-en ihat her legs from the knte down and her rins from the Grists for the Million. In addition to the feed mill I have put in a pair of burr stones and am prepared to grind or furnish meal for family use well as for feed. C.

Mapes. to which the inhabitants built a city called Porto or Oporto. And when the country was recovered from the Moors the inhal Hants combined the words and called it the Kingdom of Porlucalc hence Portugal. Spain, the ancient Iberia, from the Iberius or Hispania, from the Phoenician Spaniga, which signifies abounding with rabbits, which animals are very numerous in the country hence Spain. France, from the Franks, a eo pie of Germain-, who conquer, that country.

Its ancient name was Cella, aul or Gallia-Enrcchata. the latter signifying striped breeches, which were worn by tlie natives. Swiizerland, the ancient Helvetia, was so name by the who called tho inhabitants of these mountainous countries Schweitzers. Italy received its present name from a renowned Prince named Ital-us. I was called Hesperia, from its western locality.

Holland, the aneinnt Batavi, a warlike people, was so named from tlie German word hohl, the English of which is hollow, implying a en-low country. The inhabitants are called Dutch, from the German deulsch or teutich. Sweeden and Kor.vay were an ciently called Scandinavia, which the modern antiquarins think means a country the wo-ds of which have been burned or destroyed. The native term Norway or the Northern way explains itself. Prussia, from Peuzzi, a Sclavonic race; but some writers suppose it took its name from Eussio, and the Sclavonic syllable po, which means adjacent or near.

Dcnnark means the marches, ter-rilorittes or boundaries of theDances. elbow down are unite too long for a hu Comity Convention, The county convention met at the court house in Belleville, Saturday, Oct. The gent 'em en were nominated for the several county offices I'robjiie Judge Joseph Seethe. Co. Attorney T.

M. Xoble. Cfeik Dist. Court J. E.

Kallcwell Co. J. M. Lawrence. Ji'opresentative 79th Dist.

W. A. jlieeveB. 80th Dist. Glasgow Co.

Commiss oner 1st Edwards. i'ifteen delegates were elected ly the whole convention tr represent tis in the Senatorial convention to tie held Scandiu on October yih. An attempt was made to elect these 'delegates by commissioner districts, liut failed. The 2d elected another sc. to represent themselves.

We iae: Mr. ubiicuu candidate for District Judge, last Mid had soaii; oonversatioa with him. i We found him affable and courteous, iu ji-ds hearing and carries every appearance of a digniui i capable man for the ropon-Wiolc office to he ha? oecii assigned Jjy the representitives chosen to oiee sentiment-, of the people a persou for the h'uh tet. "Our interview left the iupreeMou on our mind that he will do ii; executing ALL the Statute ef the state Hint- com-; under his jur'isilietion. man ehilj; yet in great, black, lus The 1-tal-yun.

"This feller is an I-tal-yun, I guess," -a as he brought out his 1, "and his hand-organ i3 iu the Captain's room." "Ale Italione me ftalione!" protested the prisoner, as he looked up. "All right, sir. An Italione has just, as many rights and privileges in thisj court as any other man. Can you rattle oil' the English language?" "No Inlais -no Inglaisl" "Oh, you ean't. A man who can get drunk in the Eujjlish language ought to oe able to make himself understood in the same.

You were drunk and rolling aroun i on the sidewalk." "Ha!" "That's good as far as. it goes. See if you can remember some more. Do you plead guilty?" Ha:" "That's enough of that. Is there anybody in the room wh: can talk Italione?" A little man with a wart on his chin and his ooat ripped up tne back, at once arose from the audieuee and moved forward.

"Tell the prs ner," his Honor, "that he is e.iarged with drunkenness." The man seized the Italian by the shoulder, whirled him hr.lf around, and cried out in a voice full of buzz-saws: "Ye dirthy spalpeen, hut his blessed Honor wants ye to know that ye was drunk as a.tiiiKer!"' A great roar went up from the audience over these Italian remarks, and the court ordered the interpreter to resume his seat. "Av coorse I will, yer Honor, but if you want any more of it I'm the chap as can make him understand ivery blessed word of it!" "Do you think the man understands the language?" asked his Honor of Bijah. "No. sir, I don't. Even when he oil'ered me a dollar this morning to let him go, it was iu the I-tal-yun language." "Well, we can't bother with him.

Brine out his hand-organ and let him skiP- trous eyes seem it. shine an intelligen -e far above that of the brute creation. Her ability to speak, to learn even the ways of civilization, seem to warrant the belief that she nght to bo ranked with the race which cook and prints and laughs and talks. BEN. HULL, BOARDING 1KB LODGING )ROOMS( MELS hT ALL HOUR-.

CIJ1A. AXS AS. SEYSTEli REEVES. No Mains at. the 1'iagle Store, is looming at the Eagle Store, luiinei se lino of Clothing at the Eagle Store.

Wiitt'lsh-'lVr A Son call their store the Eagle Store. A phyioiiu has come to town, Dr. Stephens in. Mr. John Uelav has been seriously ill Carry the largest line ol' goods west of the river Watch Repairing a Specialty.

All gooils warranted. COXOOHD1A, KAXSAS- for sf't-ral days. J. F. Petri formerly with Jo Shimck II'M.

All LOW. Contractor Builder. Cuba. Kansas. B.

BOY Eli, M. i now with tin- Eagle Store. Frank Baker is about removing nearer town and going into poultry raising. The School Board engaged the necessary supply of I for the winter term. School will ope.

second Monday in No vember for a four mouths winter term. Miss Sarah Cra.kie, oldest daughter of He was a very gratetui man. as soon the corridor door was opened for him to pass out, he turned to Bijah Russia, is the ancient Sarmatia, and said: "You old bald-head, if ever 1 catch vou out in the suburbs I'll hammer you Office at Gem Drug Store. Cuba, Kansas. Wind!" i We i.

no hesitancy rt-t t-u mending him to the hearty stiep rz of every VcpuWieas this part ot ti.e urcuir. ami to the favorable notice of die greenback had prohibition party ai-o. Wy think none them will i egret ttxir ete if cast in his favr. His i- at Marys-yille, Maish county. Wealomet Mr.

Jos. Lcwo ot Wash-la tou. recentl) the LVuioeratie jlominee for the ircuit judgeship, with whom we have a better acquaintance by with the republican r.oin-We. While the latter enjoy ecual judicial ability and be a v.rcag uiau in 'the cauvjss we could net give err eon-'sCilt to support him for tlie office under ro roiishleration. These gentlemen are Hold on catch him stop him! houted the ianitor.

but "me Italione" sailed around the corner and got safely Dr. G. H. GAUCH, awav. Detroit Free Press.

Mrs. John Gib bony, was taken ill last week. An experienced male teacher is wanted this district 12) See names of efticers in the diive'ory on first page of tLis paper. James Elliot i- the next on record with huge pot mf weighing li pounds. Somebody says they can be beat.

The 11 Bringing Him to Taw. ALL CALLS PROMPTLY ANSWERED. Two men were standing at the gale which lias been subsequently named Muscovy. It. derived its present name from Eussi, a Sclavonic tribe who founded the Bussian monarchy.

The original savage inhabitants used to paint their bodies in order ti appear more terrible in battle. They generally lived in the mountains, and their chariots were their on Inhabitations. Turkey took its name from the Turks or Turcomans, which signifies wanderers, and originally be longed to the Scythians or Tartars. It is sometimes called the Ottoman Empire, from Othoman, one of their principal leaders. Toledo Klade.

snS'Temporary residence at Elliott House. of a country farm-yard whittling sticks and giving each other dots about man- the man on the outside of the fence said, an ye'll see how they'll be fotch H. H. SMITH, HO 3 liJiJJH PAINTER! CUBA, KANSAS. down.

Just then the cabin door opened, and opportunity is open. Hunters and all classes of sportsmen are forbidden to tresspass on the premies of the undersigned. John D. Benxett. Goeller fc aie on deck with a full line of Independ.uit and Eclectic Series of School Books which they will sell for ninety d.iy at introductory prices.

Old books taken in exchange. a rea-neaaca, iong-neciveu umuii veiled: Loth about on the "salt rive" of public opinion ami tie: man who keeps his boat in the central liieiit, guided by a steady will "git there." As our sympathies are with Hutehinson. cur anticipations are decidedly in his favor. There are newspapers and magazines published in the States and tlie British Provinces. Total in the United States, 14.170: the British Provinces, C01; divided as follows: Dailies.

Tr't-weeklie-, 71; Semi-weeKliea. IG-: Month JArtES ALEXANDER, Greely's Far Xorth. Andy Gray is selling and building stone in town. Tne full record of the scientific Cuba, Kansas. discoveries of the Greely party is not yet available for examination Say, 'Zeke, ther flour out! Out whar?" he yelled back.

Outen ther bar'l," she answered. "Wall, put it back an' cover it up tighter," he replied, while the outside man grinned. "Don't yon see how she's hacked ready?" he laughed, when the fiery ton-knot disappeared. spoke the elated victor. Presently the same shrill voice cried: "Zeke, I'se gwine over to mar's, an' ef ve think ther measles air ketchin', I'll'leave ther baby hyar." "Dunno whether they's ketchin' er replied the husband.

"I've never seed 'em ketch enything." Afain the head was drawn back, amiS applause from the outside. The next time the door opened the muzzle of a shot-gun was poked out, and a MELTON TURNER, Contractors andBuilders If the press reports are corrobora ted, however, the present expedition WANTED. A practical gardener. A man beyond middle age is desirable. Address or inquire at this office.

Job work will be done promptly, neatly, and on short notice. Sale bills, letter heads, cards, envelope ot every description. Try us must take the first rank in Arctic ex VBA, KASHAS. lies, Bi-monthlies, ib; Smidays, 206; Weeklies 10,973: Bi-weeklies. 39, Quarterlies, S.i; showing an increase ver the publication of 1838 ct 1.501.

The greatest lu-jrease has among the week! newspapers of a peiit'oa! character while it lias been au. class publir.i tions. Will the Ornio Maii please give the ploration. It hrs determined con clusively that man may liye com J. R.

DOUGLAS, foatably at a temperature cf 59 In the recent document put forth Fahrenheit, and by artificial means conform himself to an inconceivable by the associated charities of Boston, it is stated that the four causes of environment. During the lone poverty are drunkenness, ignorance, Arctic night the explorers lived in a house within a house. Ihey break DETKTTIST result ot the coal prospecting operations in that region during the past few months? We are interested in the development ot ali the resources of the country, and the fuel 6Xlpplyis one of importance. TVII us all about it. laziness and pride.

Don't Fret tasted at eight, lunched lightly at Office in Sweet Wyer's Block. bead drawn on tne saucy man. "'Zeke," came the solemn voice. "Melindy," lie gasped, looking in vain for some piace to dodge. "Zeke," she continued, "therfiour out." All rite, I'm off ter the mill at once, he answered, shiveringly.

"'Zeke, I'm gwine ovei ter mars a pell, d'ye think the measles is ketchin'?" No, Melindy, I seed pap ter day, an he sed the chillunz wuz all well." "Kerrect," she said, lowering the It is a great misfortune to have a eleven a. m. and nine p. and dined four. Observations were fretful disposition.

It takes the fragrance out ot one's life, and leaves taken daily in meteorology, astrono only weeds whore a cheerful dispo In the death of Secretary Folger my, magnetism, sea temperature ice thickness, tidal motion, and ve the nation loses one of her bright Out of Town 18th of each month. CONCORDIA, KAS9AS. FRANK SLOFAX8KY, Bah Dei Store Pare Chemicals and Medicines, PAINTS, OILS, and Fancy Cuba, Kassas. sition woul I cause flowers to bloom. The habit of fretting is one that gro-wa rapidly unless it be Blerciy loeity of sound al different tempera tst a true, industrious servant if people who gave his life to gun; "I'm off.

Ye can sorter clean up the place 'till I git back, but be shore ter stay inside while I'm gone." "All rurht," he answered meekly, tures. Military discipline, one hour's exercise per day, and a weekly bath were required of all. The living repressed; and the best way to brer- advance their interest-. Hia sodden come it is to try always to look on moving aside to let her Atlanta donartare is mourned alike by all apartments were kept clean. The the cheerful side of good citizens, regardless of rly..