University Daily Kansan from Lawrence, Kansas • 2

UNIVERSITY AIL 7 KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN I- a backward student is able to solve his difficulties by this more intimate acquaintance since he is entirely at urncial student paper of the Univer THEATRE VARSITY sity of Kanaaa EDITORIAL STAFF WANT ADS WANTED At once, four students to act as our representatives at the University. Only those meaning business need apply. Excellent opportunity for "live" men to make good commission. Oxford Specialty Champaign, 111. 121-5.

ease and feels none of the class-room restraint Besides strengthening the Chas. S. Sturtevant Editor-in-Chief Miles W. Vaughn Associate Editor bond of friendship and understanding Raymond A. Fagan News Editor otj muuiuijr iguia uf rcoiixe mat Ilia Raymond Clapper Assistant "Prof" is not such a demon as he had BUSINESS STAFF TONIGHT ONLY EDITH STOREY in "The Two-Edged Sword Saturday JANE GREY in "Let Katy Do It." Also Monkey Comedy.

thought. YOU CAN buy a lot in "Bowersock Place" subdivision on your own terms. M. J. Wells, agent.

704 Mass. Bell 396. 122-3 William Business Manager The University of Kansas is famed Chas. Sturtevant Adv. Manager Lloyd Whiteside Circulation Mgr.

for its democracy. Why not let this spirit develop in all branches of col Bowersock Theatre Monday Night, April 3 GUY BATES POST in "OMAR, THE TENTMAiKER" a sumptuous Persian play by Richard Walton Tully, author of "The Bird of Paradise." Superb original New York cast and massive production. Prices; 50c to seats selling. The season's supreme spectacle. Curtain 8:15.

Tickets selling at Theatae Box Office afternoons and evenings. BELL PHONE 10. LOST Between Louisiana and Illinois streets, open faced Elgin watch. Notify Kansan office. 123-3 REPORTORIAL, STAFF Paul Brindel Guy Scrivner lege life especially when it promotes sociability between instructor and stu Don Davis Cargill Sproull Ralph Ellis Charles Sweet John Gleissner Glenn Swogger WILL PAY good salary and expenses Harry Morgan Vernon Moore dent? to right kind of party wanting summer employment.

See W. M. per year in I 00 Subscription price S3, advance; one term, 1.7 Hughes at 1339 Ohio this evenine. 75. THE LITTLE THINGS Adv.

121-5. Entered as second-class mail mat- a mia-ierm quiz was being given. a i rt A il A I WANTED Student washines. Ex office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the Nothing was heard but the scratch, act of March 3. 1879.

o.iubvu ui pen aim pencil, aim an cc- cellent work and reasonable prices. Phone 2178J. 1237 New Jersey. Mrs. Mary Walls.

Published In the afternoon Ave msinnnl slmffllo ae times a week, by students of the Uni- versity of Kansas, from the press of himself to his work. "I'M SATISFIED" "Whether it' peace, politics, prohibition, or profit there's nothing like keeping at it." Everybody doesn't agree with Billy Bryan and I'm strictly "neutral," but everybody who ever bought a suit of clothes from me is strong for me. Better call today and see my new exclusive Spring and Summer woolens and have me tailor you a suit of clothes that brings out your awn individuality to advantage. Prices like you like to pay. SAMUEL G.

CLARK, 707 Mass. the Department of Journalism. LUbr On the campus Tuesday, a small gold brooch with a boroque The door opened, silently. A stu peari in tne center. Keward for re turn to post office in Fraser.

125-3 Address ait communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. dent, late to class, tiptoed quietly to a vacant chair, sat down as quietly as possible, and started on the first Conklin Fountain Pens CLASSIFIED question.

Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Ltwrence at Book Store The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the HEELER'S It's the little things that count. STORE, I3t Mass. tt a.u bt. Typewriters ritAra University or Kansas: to go rur- Tynewrifer n3 Sf.nt F. B.

McColloch's Drug Store ther than merely printing the hews by standing for the ideals 847 Mass. St. the University holds: to play no WHO IS LLOYD-GEORGE? Even in this age of newspapers and favorites; to be clean; to be cheer co iu riciure rramlng. ful- to be charitable: to be cour ED: W. PARSONS.

Engraver. W.trh disseminated knowledge, folks who ageous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to serve to the best of its ability the ArrOW ShirtS guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson Carl maicer and Jeweler. Diamonds and See Griffin Coal Com students of the University. pany for Fuel. are supposed to know better, often don't.

The following comes from the Christian Science Monitor: NORTHRUP, china SSfc occasion. FRIDAY, MARCH 31, 1916. THE WOMAN AND THE HEN Siii iy tiuioa. jo Mass. Phone Students in the highest ranked edu cational institution of Buffalo, N.

A Hen laid an egg each day. Tne Mistress thought that if she gave the were recently studying the war of K. 0 SHOE SHOP and Pantatorium Is ir uesi results. 1342 1812 between the United Kingdom hen more to eat, she would lay twice as much. So she di.

The Hen grew fat and the United States. "I will see what they know of the war of 1914." and stopped laying. Leo Tolstoi Aesop. PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO, Kaa t00u and Mazda Lamps. 93? Mass.

Phones 668. CITIZENS STATE BANK We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. 707 Massachusetts St. said the teacher. So test questions were put, with answers no more creditable to the pupils questioned than HERE'S HOPING Hone springs eternal.

Printing. Students had about given up hope of otller questionnaires have been with Printing B. H. DALE, Artistic Job Both rhones 228, 1027 Mass. Skoe Bhon ever again being given the privilege college and university students as respondents.

The gem of the answers was this: "Lloyd-George is a Ger rOKNEr SHOE SHOP. 1017 Mass. St AH work maKe a mistake, guaranteed. of taking a shower in the gym under anything but the most trying condi Our Part in Dress Up Week Is to furnish the new Spring clothes, and we are prepared to do it with a large, new, crisp assortment of Kuppenheimer Clothes man boat which travels between Germany and the United States." tions. Now comes the announcement Pa- mPrgani 21 Tennessee, up-to-date dressmaking and ladles' PROTSCH ALL FOOLS' DAY Again the day draws near when that at least, at last temporary improvements are to be made.

Those suffering athletes who heretofore have writhed under the scalding vapor or everyone who has a long lingering grouch against his roommate, his professor, his landlariv. his wnrlH nr hio PROFESSIONAL CARDS D- CHAMBERS. Office over ine L.ouee laiior Al Jl 1 1 I. oiuuiu. coin pnones.

TONIGHT AT 8:15 uie icy ueiuge irum me snower aoove, Dest girl that was, may have common will grin sarcastically and wait for 'aw sanction to throw conventions SHUBERT Mats. Wed and Sat. M. D. Bye, ear, Glasses fitted.

Of-Phones, Bell 513; HARRY REDING, nose and throat, flee, F. A. U. Bid. Home 612.

and common sense to the winds and be as Satanic as inclination and im further developments. Mere prom ises will not convince them. agination allow. GUY BATES POST in OMAR THE TENTMAKER The Sumptuous Persian Romance. Br Richard Waltoa Tallv Some people are simple enough to Those responsible for the statement believe all this story book fiction about that the showers will be repaired are A- M- M.

D. Diseases pf the stomach, surgery and gynecology Suite 1, F. A. U. Bldsr.

ifesl-dence, 1201 Ohio St Phones ST. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D.

O. Maw. Street. Rnth ntttm. A April First.

Some insist that the be Prices Eves, and Sat. 25c to $1.50 wea. zoc to si. fooled, "poisson d'avril" is the direct to be congratulated. The freshmen coming to school next year may never descendent of primitive moras and dence.

A L.i .1 folklore, Don't lag behind the procession, come in and slip into one of these fine suits-snappy styles for young men. Robert E. House A. C. WILSON.

Attorney at law. HI be given the thrill that an expectant pMnnaS sen. shower bather in the Gym now ex- humor by sending their friends on 1 i Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas.

Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 DR. H. W. HUTCHINSON. Dentlat.

101 periences. 001 erranas on mat aay. men there Perkins Bldg. Lawrence. Kansas.

is mat current myth of how the new E. ORRLTTP. Tt mV TUAm THANKS, MR. FACULTY MAN i. BZ "7v" "ST Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist Ali lass work guaranteed.

Surplus and Profits 1100,000 The Student Depository Successor to refuse to change and insisted on send- Hamman. ing new year gifts on the first of ihe whistle, yesterday and this morn- April. For such they were termed jng. Can the good work be kept up? fools. But the only logical explanation of All Fools' Day is to be found in a study of college youth psychology.

The typical collegian is imbued with PERNICIOUS POLITICS In recent years it has been the prac tice of student politicians at the Uni an exuberance of spirits that George "Fair and Wanner" so says the weather man. versity to employ methods common to Fitch calls applied, deviltry and our blunt Mart Twain feelingly terms human cussedness. The Oread Cafe FOR A real, honest to goodness menu for Sunday evening. There's no competition when you "compare." Some classy music along with your meal. CAMPUS OPINION Communication! must be sianr.it its 9idanrm the "rabbit and goat" factions in Kansas City during the yearly class election.

Whether this policy is pursued because the leaders prefer to revel in these practices or to further their own ends, is immaterial and forebodes an epoch in University politics that will be a disgrace to the big school in the years to come. of good faith but names will not be published wunuui ine writer consent Editor Daily Kansan: Big Engineer Dance. Fridav. March 30. Laws and College men attend at their peril." With an environment conducive to Thus a number of Engineers have Now that spring is here we know you are interested in the latest hat styles.

Saturday will be an excellent day to look them over as we have just ar ranged our new shipment for display. the highest political ideals and most een ParadinS campus for several days announcing their social func- important to the politicians the tion and attempting to rub it in on BRICK'S" making, it behooves the leaders and other students that they are not the student electorate to abandon Ynted be harsbJy Seated if they accidently migrate to the hall, these means and adopt policies and Now of course it is fine for the En methods more in keeping with their gineers to have an occasional social "A Place of Distinction" "Just a Step from the Campus" function and everyone realizes that a surroundings and previous training. $5 portion of their threat is meant in fun. Nevertheless some of them are Why wouldn't it be worth while for serious and herein lies the rub. Not the various clubs to follow the ex- that any student other than an En-ample of the Custer club, and attend gineer is itching to attend the dance, for the latter is never heralded as a Once social achievement.

The whole trou the chapel exercises in a body? a week would not be too often. ble lies in the fact that the Engineers should asume someone wanted to come to the party and go out of their way in an attempt to scare off the other fellow. MEET THE "PROF." Following a custom at Eastern colleges, a University of Kansas and his wife recently started Specialization is necessary in edu cation and the separation of schools SPRING TIME IS HAT TIME Before the flowers begin to bloom outside come in and walk through our garden of artificial flowers. Why not tomorrow? You'll have plenty of time and it will be a pleasure to show you through. However do the "open house" on certain evenings for as advantages Engineers really think they are pro COME TO KANSAS CITY AT OUR EXPENSE ANY DAY IN THE WEEK We make every day in the week Suburban Day by paying your entire Railroad Fare to Kansas City and back home.

Take advantage of this opportunity to come at our expense and do your Easter shopping where prices are iow and bargains numerous. Five per cent of your total purchases up to the amount of your Round Trip Railroad Fare will be refunded out-of-town customers. Ask any floor manager. Kansas City's Profit Sharing Store. moting a true school spirit if they threaten to wallop some outsider who would attend their social function? Also, is that one of their standards of etiquette? Not a Law.

all who care to stop in now and then for a social call. To many this comes almost as an innovation a pleasant one. It has long been a question in the minds of many students as to whether or not an informal visit or talk with their instructors outside the class room might not prove of value. Universities throughout the East have found that this plan has helped toward promoting better feeling between student and instructor. Often Mr.

R. H. Moody of Ottawa spent Sunday with his sister, Miss Marian Moody, a special in the School of Fine Arts. $5 831 MRS. McGORMICK MASS.

On a recent track trip Leland Fiske ordered a chocolate egg malted milk. "Pardon sir, but Missouri hens don't lay those kind of eggs." replied the waitress quickly. Miss Daisy Reed is making a specialty of party gowns in our dressmaking department. Give her a call..