Border Tier Real Estate Bulletin from Paola, Kansas • 3

I JUJJgf Kansas. Tho Bachelor's Defeace. Who i runted to death bv laic State Expenses. Lawrence Tribune says Arrival and Departnre of Trains CMr and Ckmnraa It. It.

According to the official reports KANSAS BORDER TIER COUNnj TIES. MISSOURI SCOTT GULF Kpitoh Sir, accept rav thanks for tho rateable sorvico with manageable daughter? Tiio hftr.helar. Who is invited to t'-u "rf I Emrui. of tho United States Agricultural Tho legislative appropriations fr current opcoees for tho fiscal yeur ending November 3), 809, are-as follows, as near as we can aeecrtaiu efiOpta Department, daring tho last six Night Kprs 7:34 hat Freiubt and eve ting partio, and 'told to jvansas r.as averaged cacn Union Pacific Railway your Bulletin ban rendered mo and For Stat) Capitol, $70,000 in ear, two bushels more of wheat Mil MO tt drop in an wnon iv convenient Tho bachelor. Who Hvei in clou'i all bis days, and when he dies his flowers ttrewo on his grave by tlv) bonds nnd $50,000 in money my friends in guiding us to what wj consiJer'tlio finest and richest to tho acre, than did tbo great portion of Kansas.

wheat State of New York, during tho same period. Penitentiary, for protee-tion of the 1'rontUr, $100,000 in bonds; for expenses attending the organization of the Nineteenth Regiment, scvanty-five thousand dollars In 1861 tho war for the preserva Mind K. C. F. S.

A G- R. R. Leave Ksosss City lam rriveetOlsvhe 10:44 pm Leave OUthe 1:15 p. Arrive at K.C. 3pm C- B.

and Quincy R- It. Kansas City Chicago in 22 heurs. Pull-inftD'i Palace Drawing; Boom Sleeping coaches on ell niffbt trains. Close connection with the east. Michigan Central R.

Popular route from Chicago to New York tion of the Union forced itself upon the Nation, and out of all the pa girls woo couia noi emrp mm The bachelo. Who goes to bed earlv becauso time dngs heavily wi him I The marr.e i man. Who got a ecolding for picking out the noli-cat part cf the bed, and for waHi-'tf up tho baby in thc morniog? Th-. married man. Who has wood t) split and marketing to do, tho youg ones to wash, and the Uiy in bonds; Blind Assylum, Iosana Assylum, twenty-eight thousand soven hundred and nine dollars; Deaf and Dumb Assylum, Kansas as a State has more natural advantages than any of her sister States, IIr soil is unsurpassed in fertility, and remarkable for its adaptability almost every variety cf ogricultural products.

The climate is strictly temperate," not being subject to the extreme summer heat of the. South or thc triotic States in the Union, Kansas stood iorth taking into consideration bor nurabors tbo most con- Bpicaons, furnishing out ot hor Nw f.nffiBDa. rour Xxnrei riwieu servants to look alter I ho mcr- twelve thousand tovon hundred and forty dollars; State University, fourteen thousand six hundred and seventy dollars State Agricultural College eight thousaand eight hun gt trains leave Chicage trajns laiiy. dt 100,000 population 18,400 soldiers. ricd man.

Who is taken up Or' Ohio is a loading agricultnral TO OWNERS OF REAL ESTATE- whipping hi. wife if Thc rairiie.l winter cold ot the affords a State. United States official re dred and eixtv-nine dollars Nor man. Who gets divorced. Abo We now offer tho best kind cf a "neutral ground" whore the inhabi married man.

ports for tho last six years show medium for selling your property tants ot tne two extremes mv mal School, eight thousand eight hundred and eighty dollars Legis that Kansas boats it, in yield per Ueet, without experiencing incon- A countryman, had never la order to soil any kind of property lative Department, twentyseveo pajdmore than twenty five cents ibe first important step to be taken thousand two hundred 6eventy-cight iato advortiso in a mannor that WW ur ana vemence. The mountains of gold half bushels; barley, five and a aad 6ilycr( which fum ifj back. third; rye, tine and a third; buck- rnn(t afrnrA dollars; Department, Judiciary Department, e-vi-viva l'IVUV' wishing to purchase will see it This agency i thoroughly estab- five thousand three hundred dollars: poiuwm mineeu abIo market for its surplus products. sco an exhibition, went to view the Forty Thieves." The ticket-seller charged him cens for a ticket. Passing the pasteboard back, he quietly remarked "Keep it, Mister, I don't want to see th other thirty-nine," and out he Seed Wheat, for frontier, sixteon nsned, ana us extensive and sys in traveling over tho State, certain thousand dollars.

pounds per acre tematic advertising saves purchasers The whole amount appropriated, portions seem to oner superior in During the last six years accord much time and expense in searching is saia, amonnis to aDouc seven duccmcnts to the newcomer, fcr in marched. ing to official reports of the agricul hundred thousand dollars. Ihts for what they stance tho tier of counties bordor- may look like a pretty heavy bill tor You incur no exponso in placing on Missouri possess in abun tural Department, Kansas has had a greater yield per aero than Wis a young State like Kansas to foot, A young lady of Springfield, who attended the woman suragti meeting, remarked with a quiet. property on sale with us, unless a dance all the elements of wealth but it is to bs presumed our legisla consin, as follows Wheat, throe sale is mado. We will also attend tors could see no way to make it less.

and convenience. The sou is not satiric sense, "Mr. Foster said thern bushels; corn three and a half, and A good poition of it, as will be promptly to renting property, pay surpassed in any portion of the buckwheat, over ten. Wisconsin seen above, is to complete unfinished wg taxes, furnishing abstracts of State, timber and prairie exist in 1st ate buildings, and get them in letter, drawing deeds and mortgages, proper running order. With their raised twenty-two more bushels of potatoes per acre than Kansas; but he latter averaged a thousand more profitable and desirable proportions water is abundant, streams and locating land warrants, making col completion, the State expenses will lections wasn a woman in the hall who hadn't as much right to be called ft man as he bad and I think so too!" There is a woman in Chicago.

Mrs. Buffum, so strongly in favor of her rights that sho closes her prayer, "Awomen," and not, amen. Sh also says: May your queondoru and kingdom come. materially decrease. Wo believe cool spring brooks traversing almost some blunders have boon made pounds of hay than the former, la Missouri they tell travelers very section of land, while excel Health of Farmers- heretofore that have added to our taxation unnccessariallv but, as lent building stone underlies every There are seven reasons why that Kansas is a barren desert.

rod, and crops out in every ravine they cannot now be remied, we farmers are healthier than profes eional men, viz without soil or rain, and that crops won't grow. During tha la3t six must do tho best possible undet the The mineral deposits of this portion of the State, although almost wholy circumstances, and avoid such errors l.They work more and develops years, according to tho U. S. official in future. undeveloped, are sufficiently indi all the.

leading muscles of the body cated to show, that thoy constitute 2. They take their exercise in The East and the West. It was an eminently wise ordina one of the most important resources the open air, and breathe a greater reports, the yied per acre in Kansas has been greater than in Missouri, during the same period, as follows: Wheat, two and a third bushels; barley, four and a third: tion of Providence, that tho eastern of tho State. According to tho re amount of oxygon. coast of the United States was port of geoligical survey of Miami 3.

Their food and drinks are com settled first. If the western part county, by Prof. G. C. Swallow monly less adulterated, and far of the country had been colonized corn, and rye each five and a half State Geologist it is evident, that more Bimple.

first, and if the march of improve the deposits of coal, salt, petroleum ment, or the course of empire, had 4. They do not overwork their oats, six; potatoes, seven, and buckwheat eight. Hay, five hundred and eighty-six more pounds to the acre. been eastward instead of westward, lead and iron, which lie buried under the rich soil of this, region will brain as much as industrious profes eional men do. stretching up the Pacific slope through California and Oregon, to the Rocky Mountains, and extend somo diy prove a source of immense profit to the possessors.

Thero is a chap at our elbow who hails from Chicago, and assorts that o. xney lane ineir sleep commonly during the hours of darkness and do not try to turn night into ing thence through tha length and breadth of the Mississippi Valley, The Missouri River, Port Illinois is a first class agricultural State. If so, in what class is Kan day- 6. They are not so ambitious to the mountanious rogions of the Middle and Southern states, it almost certain that the Atlantic seabord as much of it, at least, as sas to bo ranked Accordingly to do not wear themselves out so and Gulf is being con-strpcted from Kansas City south through this tier of counties, and thence to the Gulf of Mexico. This, in my estimation is by far the most rapidly in the fierce contest of rival is comprehended within the limit3 tho U.

6. official report during the last six years, Kansas has averaged a greater yield per acre than Illin of JNew JSnffland would nave re important road, to the interests of mained a primeval solitude to the end of time. The natural sterrility 7. Their pleasures are simpl -and less exbansting. ois, as follows: Barley, three and of the soil, and tho harshness of tho climate, would have expelled We 'have 50,000,000 acres of as a third bushels; wheat and oats, each four and a half; corn and rye each ovor six; potatoes, eight; immigration from that portion of rich and productive soil as the sun this State yet constructed, or in contemplation.

It will place Kansas in close proximity with the Atlantic trade, tho immense stock interests of Texas, and the great Pine forests of Arkansas, and tihe the country, if ft aioro inviting ever shone upon. Our capacities buckwheat, eleven; hay, seven hun field of labor had been discovered for production are unlimited. Our but the Puritans who landed at drod pounds, Illinois is good; but. The New Paper. We publish the following prospectus decidedly rich, rare aad racj "I propose to start a new paper on tie gift enterprise plan.

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Lawyers acting as agents for the Crusher will be presented with one pair of brt knuckles and well written essa; -Truth." BREVITIES 1 What is tho difference between a hungry man and a glutton Oi. longs eat, and the other eats too long. Why is an alarm of fire at nigh like a clothes brush Becauso it spoils the nap. An Illinois railway is painting en the freight-cars the words "From Ocean to Ocean No Transfer What beau is toast likod by your ladies on a picknio party 7 A When is a flock of sheep like climate 1 When it is compoasd. of all weathers.

When is silence likely to fiOt vro: 't When it reigns. When does a man have to hoop his word? When no ono will tako it. The Best Thing Out An aching tooth. 4 Why isa father's noselikeawoll-traiti child? Because it ie always uu dor a r-rent's eye. Why areOdd-fellews like aausftg.BT Because they are always linked together.

When is a house like a bird? When it claims as a first class fruit growing Kansas is splendid. Junction City Plymoth iu 1620, and the home seekers who followed them for a cen Indian Terrjtory. This road is now Union State are already established When our railroad system is com tury afterwards, thankfully accepted the har.h climate and tho uopro When you arrive in Paola, come and rounded to ductive soil.bocause the great wealth directly to the Bullotin office 2nd we have 3,000 miles of railway in of the Mississippi valley and the door east of the Union House Kansas, instead of 600, as now, and Pacifio slope was unknown to them. It is strange that even to this day where you can find out more in re 'when these blooming valleys and "beautiful prairies shall be dotted when the facilities for information lation to the country, and the price are almost unlimited, there are very of property, in one hour than you all over with farm houses, and many decendants of the Pilgrim can in days elsewhere. We have groves of timber and growing or Fathers, and very many great-great completed to Paola, aDd will he pushed forward to final completion as rapidly as men, money and energy can accomplish it.

Parties wishing to visit the country along the routo of this road in advance of its completion, will always find ample and commodious means of conveyance, from its temporary terminus at, cheap atos. You would do a groat service to Kansas visitors who are seeking the very information you impart by distributing your Bulletin among them on the various thoroughfares. Yours Respectfully, B. S. grand-children of the earlier set chards, shall greet tho eye on every conveyance in readiness to take par ties tosoo our lands, fre9 of charge tlers of the ALiddlo and iSouthorn ide, a paradise ot beauty will hare states, who have confused and in whether they purchaso or not.

Call be witnessed such as can bs seen distinct ideas with reference to tho and see us, we wish to get ac nowhere else. Lawrence Journal great West. They cannot be made to understand that there is any quaintod with you. We sell all better blaco of habitation under property lefo with ua at our regular We are now pre commissions 2, 3 and 5 per cent- to furnish pared according to tho amount of sale lots of nearly all Wearo PrePared to ebo thePar- i i chaser our contract with the owners i cuimr uur contract witn tne owners SIZeS at lOW rates of property, showios that we charee the sun than the one which their ancestors selection for them long ago. They are willing to live and die on barren moors, or among inhospitable mountains, where it is impossible to raise a crop of decent thi.tles in a century.

Thousands of raon are toiling away, and sweat-jog and fretting out their lives to gain a meager Bubsistance on lands If you want the Bulletin for i year, send us twenty-five only our regular commission. We are not investing in the good bar gins that come into our hands, but give to the purchaser the benefit of CentS. which are cursed with relentless poverty, resolutoly closing their in Angier Addition to the city of Paola. We will be pleased to show them to parties wishing city property. all such chances.

Before Nilson comes to Pike's has a wing. Porsons wishing to stop over in Opera House sho is to bo united in Why cannot a cook eat her apron cause it goes against her stomach. If a bottle of irincer pop wcirua on the blessed registered bonds of holy wedlock to a certain Due de Massa Paolo, will find no dificultyin secu ring passage from tho present tcr minasof tbo railroad, to Fort Scott after which, when he asks her to pound and a half, how much will yoj- grandpop weigh kiss him, sho can properly say, and other points south. It will not "Yes, Massa. "Sambo, did you vereoe the Mountains?" "Ko, Clem; tut l'vaiou ears against all the facts of history and deve'opoment which go to them from the far West.

The finest heritage which God ever created to promoted the object of enlightened civilization by giving homes to the tolling millions of earth, is found here in tho heart of the American continent, yet ig and preju-dice arc so stolid, so perverse, and so unbelieving, that poverty with all its incidents of wo, is preferred to a life of competence and happi-ness. Leavenworth Bulletin. De necessary to purchase stage cuts kill mice." tickt from Statro A cent on oars.l American winn.TTnwfira The bast bank is a bank of earth. The wide reputation of the Hartford Fire Insurance Company, is evinced by frequent applications we are receiving from first class men for first class risks. Call and have your property insured in the Old Reliable Hartford.

Stage coachos and hacks sufficient that Europoan wine is preferred, to accommodate all who may wish a4 brings a higher price. It never refuses to discoun lo horns; labor. And the boat shares aro th? I j.nis is oooause people do not Know i meir own wnisity atter it has taicen plowshares, on which dinionds tr always liberal, v. vuv huihi'vi t.oiui 11 Lriu acruaa loo.