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rPottsvillo (Va.) Evcnlnsr ia Oft per dnv at home. Samples worth id ID WZU'rua Aifdrest Stinsun ti Ox, Portland. Ma, AdTico Gratis. Crystal Hill Cave, near has just been carefully ox- For sixteen vears. writes Mr.

Joseph Alber, 170 A WF.KK. 13a day at home easily made. J)j Curtly outfit free. Artdr True '-Awurtalj of this place, I had suffered with Dyspepsia, and BDcnt many a dollar to find relief, but in The bottom was found to be covered Never be idle; always have something out your hands, said the glove-dealer. Never use tobacco in any form, as the vain.

I was advised by Mr. F. Altstadt to For marWne any rttbrlc with a common pen. 'H bout preparation. fiO yenra.

Kale; now larger than ever. Ak also for RW1 take Ilambunr Drops. I had taken scarcely one of the little bottles before I felt better father remarked when ho took the quid Combination. Wl Bold by all Druggist Stationers, a Sows Agents audi unc Goods Deal-rH -ai it Mpm. mint oald.

out of his mouth and put his pipe in. and soon got well altogether. I am now warm advocate of Hamburg Drops. Vaimr College. V.

U. HT6UUAU0 NorllutiUptou, Mas. Count ten before you speak. This is peculiarly applicable to caucus imre, except that it might stop the stream of eloquence that now make the American caucus so edifying. Never leave that till to-morrow which The continued existence and steady growth of any institution of learning proves two things: First, executive ability of the highest order, which makes itself felt not only in the upper stratum of collegiate affairs, but PCUTO I Are you awake or asleep? Or tlo you AuLN I 1 know that the new, enlarged and only II.H'HTKATKn HD1TION of that iTAKTLINd VOU'MK, A FOOL'S ERRAND Vheo, Is now the fa.stet selling book In the world? Aaouagto the fact that One thouMitiid copies pttrriay are now going out to wide-awake agent everywhere I It includes the author's new work.

Th Invisible Empire." One agent bus sold over copies I Such a chance Is ottered but once In a lifetliue. Act at once, and address -amaki Hook Ht. LoiiIh, Mo; you can do to-day. Put in all the loaf inr you can to-day; you may not fret a throughout the structure uown tome leemest by-law; and second, that spirit of liberality and far-i-ightedncss which tends to keep abreast of to-day. The munificence of the founder of Vassar College would have been vain without these conditions, and that she is what she Is, proves the worth of those shoulders upon which fell the resDonsibllitles born of this generous rhilanthronv.

The college situated at roughkeepsle, N. bears the same relation to the hisrher education of young women as do Yale and Harvard to that of A with clay, on tho top of which was a de-posit of a dark substance, and on this is an incrustation of lime, which has fallen from the roof of the cave. It is the deposit of rich, dark matorialthat particularly interests the scientists. The explorers found many, indications of the presence in the cave at one time or another of many animals, some of which were doubtless brought there by animals of prey, and' others used it for their dens. Among the bones of animals were tho jawbones of the raccoon, skunk, weasel, beaver, squirrel, porcupine, woodchuck, fox, wildcat, elk, deer, and bison; the shells of two or more turtles, the bones of wild turkeys, and the vertebr.no of snakes in large quantities.

The most interesting specimens found, however, were the head and teeth of a gigantic beaver and a large peccary, neither which have ever been found before in Pennsylvania. Besides these were bones which had been burned and split evidently the work of the aborigines, who sought the marrow. Indian relics were also found. A flint spear-head was picked up far back in the cave, embedded in the clay. How it came there is a mystery, unless some Indian, entering the cave and finding a wild beast there, attacked it, and this spear, hurled at the animal, missing its aim; sped far back into the recesses, and there remained.

No other traces of any kind indicate that the portion of the cave had been visited by man or beast. The town residence of Baroness Bur-detts-Coutts is a very spacious and lofty brick mansion, deep bay windows. It stands in Piccadilly, next to the old-fashioned home of the Duke of Devonshire, from which it is separated bv Stratton Street. The house was for CAN MAKE SS FEK DAT SKLUN'I UU8 NtW Platform Family Scale Weighs accurately up to 8.1 Iba. Its handsome spfnrain'e sells It at "'(thl to housekeepers.

It-tall prlea Kit. Other Family Hcale. weighing 25 lbs. cannot belmmrh? for Ms tbim A regular 11UU.U FOIC AHBXTMi glance through the catalogue discovers a course of study maie possible for young ladies only bv the founding of this institution. Standing amid her two hundred acres, with miles of walks, her lake and other facilities for out-of-door exercise, her newly-erected laboratories and cabinets, her library and reading-room, museum of natural history, astronomical observatory and her allery of art, she Is a monument alike of he sraendid liberality of her founder and the equally splendid achievement on the part of the Vassars of to-day.

"Wonderful to Contemplate. From the columns of the JtrpubHcan, Pprhigfield, is taken the following: 'It is a settled fact that 'Warner's Safe Remedies are all they are represented to be by the proprietors, 11. II. Warner Co. The way they go into the habitations of those afflicted with diseases for which recommended is truly wonderful to contemplate." nifrnrH'a TVhrifiiFA.

Fevpr and Acme. Exclusive territory given. Terms and rapid surprise old Agents. Send for particulars. POM lid-TIC SCALE 103 W.

Mh Cincinnati. Ohio. chance to-morrow. as I do, cau't you?" These are words that aro continually being acted out. If you follow another's example he will presently turn about and complain that you are aping him.

Some folks are hard to satisfy. Never say dye! The barber will overlook it in you, however, if you say it to him. When a man advises you to take some patent remedy, make sure that he isn't its proprietor'or an undertaker. Never tako offense. It will not be considered cow-yard-ly, however, if you take a fence when a Texan steer is looking at you between his horns.

Never speak ill of another. If you can't say a good word, say nothing. And the man who said this went out the next morning, and lo and behold! his acquaintance 'had every one of them lost their power of speech. And he marveled greatly. Jones says that he has always made it a point to obey hi parents.

When he was young they advised him to keep away from the water. And if you will believe it," he says, I haven't allowed a drop of water to come near me this ten years--'etcepting what was necessary for bathing purposes, you knOW." i Wo asked the provision dealer to advise us which kind of potatoes to purchase, Early Rose or Jackson, and he unhesitatingly said Jackson." Because he happened to have Jackson and the man across the way Early Rose didn't prejudice him in the least, it will be observed. Lawyers and doctors get paid for, their advice. Other people give it away with a sublime generosity. When your friend says, "Take my advice," don't do it.

Tell him you would rather, take anything but that from him. It is his brightest possession. Let's cut off our tails!" Thus said the fox. His tail had been cut off. It was but a coincidence, but his proposition was tabled without dividing the house.

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Sold everywhere. FOR CHILLS AND FEVER AZjIj DISHABUS CAUSED BT Malarial Poisoning OF THE BLOOD. A Warranted Cure. Price, IV row SALS BT ALL DBCOOISTS. merly her grandfather's, and he also owned a splendid mansion next door, now also hers, which his widow bequeathed for life to her second husband, the Duke of St.

Albans, with the Eroviso that 1 none of his family, the eauclerks, whom she loathed, were FOR THE HAIR. BURNETT'S Clifford's Febrifuge. Nature's remedy for Fever nnd Ague. Never known to fail in a single case. WiLnorr's Fever and Ague Tonic, the old reliable remedy, now sells at one dollar.

Reddino's Russia Salve is the universal remedy for burns, 6cal Js, cuts, bruises, etc Clifford's Febrifuge. In the cure of Fever and Ague displays extraordinary powers. "The medicine that has cured me, Is the famous Host's Rem-e-deb." to be permitted any enjoyment of Lady Burdett-Coutts has never been a success as a party giver, although from OCOAINE time to time entertaining extensively. ABSOLUTE She has been addicted to gmng enor mous and uninteresting dinner parties, and crowds her ball-rooms with people who are neither useful nor ornamental. CUBE TOE DANDEUTP.

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BUKNUAM. 71 State Street Chlcazo. Advice is like a railroad train easy to take, but hard to follow. Boston Transect. I Two Yery Tall Skeletons.

The following was copied verbatim from a note made in his pocket almanao by the late Judge Atlee: "On the 24th of May, 1798, being at Hanover. (York in company with Chief-Justice McKean, Judge Bryan, Mr. Burd and others, on our way to Franklin, and, taking a view of the town, in company with Mr. McAlister, and several other respectable inhabitants, we went to Mr. Neese's tan-yard, where we were shown a place near the currying DR.

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WARRANTED In All Cases. Ask vour Drueclot for this Medicine, also for testi good that the dowagers were known to run the gauntlet of the tables and take a protracted peck at each. Lady Coutts has always maintained a strict economy in the management of her establishment, and vigorously contended against any attempt on the part of tradesmen or servants to swindle her. Probably her living expenses do not exceed a year. Oh, yes, Charley's a nice fellow enough; only a little green you know." You should remember, Tom," replied his cousin Lizzie, casting a significant glance at the young man's nose, in which the red was slowly but surely eclipsing the white "you should remember that green is a sign of safety and red a danger signal." Boston Transcript.

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GUIDE fO SUCCESS is a tali man, about six feet four inches high, mentioned that the principal bone of the leg of one of thern being placed by the side of his leg, reached from his ankle a considerable way up his thigh, a pointing a small distance belo the hip and conquers It completely cured me of Rheumatism. Rational Treatment Positive Cures are what the afflicted seek for, and those who resort to Dr. Tierce's Family Medicines are not doomed to disappointment. So positively efficacious is his avorite Prescription in all cases of female weaknesses, nervous and other derangements incident to the sex, that this potent remedy is sold under a positive guarantee. Tr particulars see Pierce's Memorandum Book (iven away by druggists), or see the wrappers of the medicine.

Bold by druggists. Waseca, April 5, 1879. It. V. Pierce, M.

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