The Caney Chronicle from Caney, Kansas • 7

:1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 annum! 1-2 and Less 12 and Less Shoe Said Stock of $1,372.00 Worth of Shoes firt purchased by us at 44 cents on the dollar We have just closed a deal with a merchant who decided to go out of the shoes business, and for cash purchased his entire stock at less than l2 its original cost. An opportunity of a life-time to buy shoes at what we will sell these. Ladies, Childrens and Boys' Shoes at prices unheard of here before. COST NOT CONSIDERED Boys Shoes. Ladies Shoes.

All Ladies $1.35, 1.45, 1.50 and 1.75 Shoes at the one low price of All Boys Shoes, up to size 64, at y2 their actual value. 98C Children and Misses Shoes. All Children and Misses Shoes at 5OC OH the dollcir. All Ladies $1.85, 2.00, 2.15 and 2.25 Shoes at the one low price of $1.40 1 SHARPE'S NEW YORK STORE (Epstein Block.) The Mammoth Shoe Sale. 1-2 and Less.

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Gentlemen no longer use the language with the unvarnished freedom of the days of Sheridan, when a gentleman was accustomed to consign himself, collectively and in sections, to the lowest depths of perdition in the presence of ladies while paying tribute to their charms. Undoubtedly many youths who were not brought up to swear do swear now and then under provocation, but there is, all things considered, an increasing respect for the English language. Washington Times. Deaths. M.

L. Baughman died March 1st, at the home of Win. Baker in this city. He was aged about 50 years and was a carpenter. He came to Caney some weeks ago from Guthrie, and was working at his trade when he contracted sickness.

He was a member of the Carpenters Union and was buried by that order Wednesday. Rev. E. G. Coons officiating.

Mr. Baugh-man was a stranger in this city. Died Miss Sarah Garrison, at the home of her mother, Mrs. Sarah Garrison, fn this city, Friday, February 26, 1904, of pneumonia. Deceased was born at Aurora, April 5, 1874, and at the time of her death was 29 years, 10 months and 23 days old.

Funeral services were to have been The Story of a Discovery. How many valuable Inventions have been the result of pure accident, while In other cases men have puzzled their brains with study for a lifetime and brought forth nothing! It happened one night that a big starch factory on the banks of the Lif-fey, near Dublin, took fire, and grpat puddles of7 starch and water were left outside. Some calico printers who had been out all night and were quite tipsy came along toward morning, and one of them Btumbled into one of the puddles. He found it so sticky that all his clothes stuck to him so fast that he had to stay in bed next morning till his wife soaked them out. The man knew from his trade that the starch and water had formed a very powerful and valuable gum.

Fie went back to the place of the fire and investigated, and the result was the discovery of the gum now used in sticking postage stamps and which has made many rich. But temperance lecturers need not know If. Boston Globe. inevitable she was resigned and said: "Let me go to sleep, I know the children will be cared for." She had for a number of years affiliated with the Presbyterian church in this city, and attended their services when her health permitted. Her trust was in God.

Her faith in Jesus was well founded. She Was kind, affectionate and grateful for every act of kindness, and when death came she was ready. Two years ago the spirit of Mr. Garlinghouse was wafted away from his loved ones. May we not trust that today these two loving spirits are united by the inseparable bonds of eternity? Winter was passing away and vernal zephyrs were beginning to breathe anew; heaven's vault was studded with stars unutterably bright when our sister, Bessie Garlinghouse, brougnt tnem and that They' otherwise perfectly safe.

Then the raptores in a wild state have a bloom -on their plumage like the bloom on a bunch of grapes which is not often seen when in captivity. An Elephant Story. An elephant train was on its way from Lucknow to Seetapore, and one elephant, becoming lame, knelt down and refused to go on. The elephant next in the column stopped of its own accord and when driven on turned back and began without instructions to remove some part of the load. Instances of aid rendered by birds to others in distress may also be found, showing that the instinct of sympathy exists and takes form in action when the causes of the sufferings are sucll that the fellow bird cau understand and see its way to remedy.

London Spectator. Novel Funeral Infractions. Curious instructions as to the manner of her burying were left behind by an old lady at Stockport, England. Her funeral, she directed, should be attended by six of the best horsed coaches Stockport could provide, and another direction was that after the interment the funeral party should repair to the best Tory hostelry in Oldham, there to be served with the best repast the house could afford, which was to be supplied by a Tory landlord and served Korean Mourning. Koreans wear full mourning for their fathers.

The dress is of hemp cloth, with a hempen girdle. A face shield is used to show that the wearer is a sinner and must not speak to any one unless addressed. The costume is retained for three years, the shield for three months. This is worn for a father only. Secondary mourning is worn for a mother and no mourning at all for a wife.

held at the home of deceased's mother last Sunday, conducted by Elder W. A. Boyd, but as it was necessary to start for Independence at an early hour, these services were omitted. Her remains were laid by the side of her father in Mt. Hope cemetery.

The sympathy of the people of lay down in death and her soul passed away to realms above the scenes of earthliness. A loving mother and Caney go out to the family in their be sister left the home; a Christian laid i reavement. Brought Him Back'to Earth. He What name shall I invent for thee, dearest what appellation that in a single word can express all my soul's desire, all my heart, all my passion, all She (exceedingly unroman-tlc) Well, John, what's the matter with Jane? As a name it's always been good enough for me, and 1 thought it ought to be good enough for you. Covered the Case.

Old Tractitioner Well, how did you' succeed with your first diagnosis? Did you profit by my advice? The Young Doctor-I think I did, sir. I told the patient that he was suffering from a combination of liver, stoniaqh, heart, lung and brain trouble. O. P. Good! No chance of a mistake there.

A Vivid Imagination. A furniture dealer tells a little story that shows how some people are constituted. A lady ordered an elegant easy chair of a peculiar kind. It as made and sent to her house. She examined it carefully and critically, finally remarking that it suited her exactly, with one exception it was too soft.

She sent the chair back to be made a trifle harder. It was returned to the shop and put aside. Nothing was done to it. After a lapse of about a week the chair was sent out again. The lady again examined it and now found it too hard.

She was sorry, but when she paid so much to get an article for her own comfort she wanted it just right, so she sent it back to the shop for another change. The chair was again put aside for a week or ten days and sent out for the third time without the least alteration. This time it was just right. She took the chair, paid for it and was sorry it had not suited her at first. The poor woman never knew that the chair had not been changed a particle.

Auersl down the working tools of her profession; a friend left the social circle, leaving us unutterably sad. Gentle in personage, noble in spirit, she scattered many seeds that will bear fruit for Christ. Friends have taken the pure, fair flowers and entwined them into wreaths. Are they not fragrant reminders of the purity of her life and character? Her unfinished work must be transferred to other hands. God grant that it may be well done.

She is gone. Angels said, "Sister spirit, come away," and her pure spirit went to God who gave it. May God guide the "little feet left without a mother's guiding love, and His blessing attend the sisters, brothers and friends. E. G.

C. We know what all good doctors think of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Ask your own doctor and find out. He will tell Cheery Bessie Peterson was born in Hartford City, April 8, 1875, died February 27, 1904, aged 28 years, 10 months and 20 days. She was married to Jerry Garlinghouse September 24, 1891.

Two children came to add cheer to their home, which was one on whose altar love's flame burned sweetly. Almost two years ago, or on March 10, 1902, Mr. Garlinghouse died after a long illness, leaving the wife and children to mourn the loss of a loving husband and tender father. Perhaps no one thought at that time we would be so soon called on to chronicle the passing away of the beautiful life of the mother. Soon after the death of her husband Mrs.

Garlinghouse began to feel the touch of the. hand of disease. Medical skill and loving friends did everything possible to stay the power of only to fail. A trip was; made to the mountains of Colorado, and everyone hoped that the peculiar properties of mountain atmosphere might have a salutary affect. did come for a short the while the cruel tooth of, isease like a serpent's fang was taking a firmer hold npon her precious, defenseless life; and like a fair flower she faded and died.

Willing; Acquiescence. "You must not expect me to. give up my girlhood's ways all at once," said the happy bride. "Oh, I won't," he replied. "I hope you'll keep right on taking an allowance from your father just as if nothing had happened." Exchange.

Pector Damaged by Fire. Wednesday evening John Friedline went out to back fire around a hay you how it quiets the tick! throat, heals the infian' lungs, and controls tha hardest of coughs. Aver's Clierrv Pectoral is well frnomi la cur family. IVe thinlc It Is the best me.hdne in the world for concha nrt rowm. Katie petkrsok.iv tttluma, (al.

Deceptions of Wild Falcons, hawks the largest species-can compress their features and look i very slim if they think it necessary to do so. As to the owls, they 'can hump up into any position they think most suitable. It is useless to look for these self preserving traits in any of the family kept in zoological collections, for the birds are so accustomed to see largo numbers of people passing and repassing or standing in front of them that they treat the whole matter with perfect indifference. They know that at a certain time their food will be J. C.

AT EH All dniKirists. An Ex-Convict. Jolkley I once heard a man say that he would rather be an ex-convict than anything else he could think of. Polkey The idea! How eccentric! Jolkley Not at all. The man was in the penitentiary for life.

customer bat sort of a chicken do you call this? Walter That. sir. is. believe, a Plymouth Rock. Customer Ah! I'm glad it has some historic interest.

1 thought it was Just an ordl-Mry cpbblestonev stack, and had gotten about half way around the stack when the storm came up. The strong wind caught the flames, taking them with hurricanelike speed to the south, doing considerable damage. The sheds and granary on the place just south of John's farm I were destroyed, and several stacks of millet on -Mr. Holland's place just south of that were burned. The loss will amount to $200.

for Hard Coughs One of Ayer's Pills at bedtime will hasten recovery. Gently laxatlva.