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lost two stacks of thirteen tons In the morning. That it quite awhile GAPES and Tbe Darlington, Wis, Journal says edi-torlallyofa popular patent medicine: "We know from experience tbat Chamberlain Colin, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy Is all that is claimed for it, as on two occasions it stopped excruciating pains and possibly saved us from an un-timely grave. We would not rest easy over night without In the house." This remedy uodoubtly saves more pain and suffering than any other medicine in the world. Every family should keep it In the house, for it is sure to be needed sooner or later. For sal- by nil ilruggists.o RANTED.

Several truntworthy gen-I tlemau or ladies to travel in Kansas, or established reliable house. Salary $780 and expenses. Stealy position E'iclosfl reference and self-addressed JACKETS. SALE I Have Succeeded in Geitiug From One of the Lirgt Manufacturers of Cloaks, A Lot of Their Specialties to the Amount of Nearly $1,000 WORTH. They will Only Allow Me to Keep Them on Sale for THREE DAYS, Which will be SATURDAY, MONDAY, and TUESDAY, October 26th, 28th and 29th, If you are in need of a CLOAK, CAPE or JACKET, now is your time to get one Cpeap, Our assortment will be large.

Respectfully, E. E. MYERS. by fire Monday. It took considerable work to save the bam Allies jonnsn i or the re men who had mo-e uoru than he ex Ducted It was knocked Into smithereens by the hall last spring and he was afraid that there wouldn't be any, but be has 25 bushels to the acre.

Old Feoqte. Old people who require medicine to regulate the bowels and kidneys will find tbe true remdy In Electric Bitters. Tbi medicine does not stimulate and contains do whiskey nnr other Intoxicant, but acts as a tonic and alterative. It acts mildly on tbe stomach and bowels, adding strenBth and giving tone to the organs, thereby aiding Nature In the performance of the functions. Eleotrlc Bitters is an excellent appetizer and aids digentlon.

Old People find It Just exactly what they need. Prloe 50c. per bottle at all Drug Stores. 5 Testing an Oven. Inexperienced housekeepers should learn the following rules of testing an oven by heart: On baking days take a piece ot white paper and place it in the oven.

If too hot the pa per win quicsjy Diacken ana burn up, while if it turns a delicate brown the oven is right for psBtry. Should tha paper turn dark yellow, cakes may be baked; if turns merely light yellow, it is safe to put in sponge cake or biscuits at once. The Crack's Cheerful Prophecy. Judge Andrews, of Georgia, once when a candidate for governor of his state, was explaining to a crowd of people that had assembled to hear him how his friends had pressed him to be a candidate and that tbe office was seeking him; he was not seeking the office. "In fact," he ex claimed, "the office of governor has been following me for the last ten years." At this point a tall countryman at the rear of the audienoe rose.

"But here's yer consolation judge!" he shouted; "you'ie gaining on it all the time I It'll never catch voul" This cheering prophecy proved to be correct, Ex. Free Shorthand Course-Any reader of this paper may learn of an opportunity to receive a complete mall course In shorthand and typewriting at cost of postage by addressing A. D. The World, Kansas City, Mo. If use of machine Is deslrad (4 per month will be oharged for use ct same.

This course is under the direct supervision of an expert teacher and court reporter of fifteen year's experience, and is valued at $20 Calculated Power of Lightning. It is no doubt interesting to expre9s the force of a stroke of lightning in horse power. During a rec-nt storm which parsed over Klausthal, Germany, a bolt struck a wooden column of a dwelling and in the top of this column were two wire nails 5 32 inch diameter. Tbe electric fluid melted tbe two nails instan tly To melt ron in this sua rt time would be impossible In the largest fur nace now in existence aad it could only be accomplished with the aid of electricity, but a current of 200 amperes and a potential of 20,000 volts would be necess ary, i nis electric torce tor one second represents 5,000 horse power, but as the lightning aocomplish tbe ninltlng in con siderably less time, say 1 10 of a second, it follows that the bolt was of 50,000 horse power Dr. C.

Grottewltz, Banner Zait- ung. If your childred are subject to croup watch for the first symptom of the disease hoarseness. II Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is given as soon es the child be comes hoar6e it will prevent the attack. Even after the croupy cough has appeared the attack can always be prevented by giving this remedy. It Is also invalua ble for colds and whooping cough.

For sale by all druggists. Why He Climbed the Ladder- James Whitcomb Riley Is a little red-beaded personage, who, when he isn't in the lecture field, is crackingjokes In the Indianapolis Journal, says the Newspaper maker. (Well, that's all right, too. Riley however, to attenuate out narrative, was a sign-painter out In Hooslerdom in his younger years, and one day he climed np to the seventh story of a building to paint a sign. "Watcher thar?" yelled a Hoosler on the street "G'way," howled back Jim.

The Hooslea g'wayed. Pretty soon another puoklnseed sauntered along, and yelped up "Watcher at?" G'way!" yelped Jim from his perch and Hoosler No. 2 g'wayed. Not a few minutes later a third quest-lonei came along. He had been interviewing a saloon man, and had at leu fifty blades of straw in hit Pefferian whiskers.

"What you 'uns doin' cp thar?" be shouted like a shriek-pipe. Then Jim became hot under his sweater and swore downfrom thetoploftlcal dome Now, by the golden streets of the Noo J'rsalem, it you don't git I'll swipe np the everlasting earth with you. Hear? Want to know wLy I've climed up here, do youf Well, its because I want to get a d-n sight nearer heaven than slch feller as you'll ever git. Now, And the man from wayback got before day now, Tbe Populists and Republicans of Barclay township will play a game of ball on the Barclay grounds next Saturday We want a good Prohibitionist for scorer and a Democrat for umpire. Tbe Chronicle speaks of a new order recently organized In Burllngame known as the Knights of tha Wash Tub.

Only male members are eligible. The in surance ieature is the pleasure and hap piness the wives, daughters and sisters receive at each meeting. Last ThurPday evening a house in the west part of town burned to the ground The fire occurred about 8 o'clock no alarm was given and the fire was well started when the crowd arrived so that very little was saved. Al. horshay, of near Overbrook, was here last Friday.

He attended to some business with Attorney Lewis Justice His principal mission, however, was to take his daughter home for the Sabbath She is teaching school at the brick school house in Superior township. A Kansas man has discovered that brandy can be made from wet elm sawdust, and a discouraged prohibitionist asks what chance tbe good cause will have when a man can go forth with a rip saw and get drunk on a fence rail? Scuanton Gazette. Love is like the mumps; ea-y to catch and hard to get rid of. it is reported that one of our young business men will wed an Isaacville young lady about Nov. 1.

The population of Osage county is 24,818. The Increase since 1893 has been 1,030. Mrs. McKelvey, who was severely injured by a barbed wire fence about two weeks ago, died at her home near Olivet on Oct. 6, and was burled the following Sunday.

The six men who compose the working force In Ohapnell's new shaft are natives of six countries, namely: Eoglacd, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, Sweden and Germany, The Republicans held tneir township caucus last Saturday evening and nominations were made as follows: For Trustee, Moses Roady; for treasurer, John Cock; for clerk, Harry Gilkeson; for constables, Geo. W. Young and Arthur Wllkins. Confirmation services were held in St Patrick's church of this place last 8tu r-day morning. The services, which was very impressive, were conducted by Rt.

Rev. Bishop Fink, of Leavenworth, assisted by Father Hayden, of Topeka, and Father Shellds, the newly appointed pastor of the church. Tbe confirmation class was unusually large, consisting of thirty-five young people of Scranton and neighboring towns, Lyndon journal. Mr. Bruce Yakeley was married to Miss Alma Douglas at the residence of Mr.

F. M. Space in this city. Rsv. Fau-bian doing the tying.

The contracting parties are well known at Melvern. The Journal congratulates the happy couple and It knows that It expresses the feeling of a lare number of its Osage county readers. Mrs. Elfza Smell died of paralysis, at her home near Lyndon, Oct. aged 74 years, and 19 days.

Mrs. Smell was born In Mosongahela county, W. Sept. 20 1821. She was married to Jacob Smell at the age of 23 years, in 1844.

There has been born unto them elf ven children, four sons and seven daughter. Her husband, one son and five daughters survive her to mourn her loss. Debt or Workingman. Jos. Atkinson who has been laid up caused by an accident in the mine, that broke his collar bone, has so (ar recovered that the doctor permits him to go Ithout the bandage, when around home.

He thinks be will be able to go to work in two or three weeks. A very quiet home wedding took place at the home of Jos. Charlton on last Tuesday, at II o'clock, which united Miss Minnie Charlton and Mr. Frank J. Sav.

age, of Lawrence, in holy bonds of wedlock, Rev. J. O. Fores in an, pastor of the 1st. M.

Church, pronounced the magic words, that made them man and wile Only the relatives were present. Tbey are both well known in Burllngame. Mrs. Savage having cams here when she was a little girl. She started to school at the old court house and graduated in '92.

She is a young lady who made friends where ever she went. Mr. Savage lived here until last spring, when he went to Lawrence to practice law, being alawyer by professson. They were both active members of the church and league of this place. They left on the 12:55 train for Lawrence, where they will make their future home.

A host of friends unite with us, In wishing that God's rich est blessings may ever be thslrs. Burlinoame Chronicle Judge Wm, Thomas left Friday for Illnole, and will accompany Mrs. Toomas to Chicago, where she will undergo treat, ment for stomach trouble. Corn is bringing 17 cents a bushel here; loose hay is worth $3 50 a too, balled $150. Sweet potatoes have sold here during the past two weeks at 25 cents a bushel that is less than Irish potatoes which are worth 30 cents.

We are sorry to say that Sam Michaels Fall "Wish to Notify my Friends and Patrons that I have received my New And can show you the latest Novelties in HATS, TIPS, FANCY FEATHERS, KIBBONS, AND OTHER TRDDIINGS, At the lowest CASH PRICES Thanking my many friends and patrons for their very generous patronage in the past and soliciting the same, I remain, Yours to Please, Miss L. C. Minshall. eiampel envelope. The Dominion Com pany.

Third Floor, Omaha If Troubled With Rheumatism Read This Annapolis, Ml, Apr. 16, 1891 I have used Chamberlain's Pain Balm for rheumatism and found it to be all that is claimed for it. I believe it to be the best preparation for rheumatism and deep seated muscular palnn on the mar. ket and cheerfully recommend It to the public. Jno.

G. Br om, dealer In boots, shoes, No. 18 Main St. ALSO CEAD THIS. Mechanicsville, St.

Mary County, Md. I sold a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm to a man who had been suffering with rheumatism for several years. It made him a well man. A. J.

McGill. For sale at 50 cents per bottle by all drug gists The Spider Plant. Travelers who vUiteJ or passed the Cape Nero country of At'ric often heard from the ruling of a pl-tut that ws part id thv. thrnv its legs about in coatluuil Htrugie-t escape. It wai the gjoj form a of Dr.

Wdlwitsch to dlscver the 'origin o' the legend. Strolling along through a wind swept tableland country, he came upoa a plant that rented low upoi the grouri but had two enormoiH leave tint blew and wleted about in thi win 1 lik mrpents; jn fact it the nitlv hvl said, like a spider uteri wi 4 feet across and hu. a foot high. It had but two lnavas in reality, that were 6 feet or 8 feet long, an i split up by the wind so tha'. they re-ieniYel ribh inn This is probably the most extraordinary tree known, it grows for nearly if not Quite oentury, bit naver upvrd beyond about a foot Himoiy slowly expanding until tt reaches the diameter giveo, look- ng In ItH adult statn i singular stool on the plato, from 10 lent to 13 feet in circumference.

When the wind crrn rushing In from tbe sea, lifting the curious ribbon like leaves, and tossing them about, it almost seemed to the discoverer thit the strange plant had suddenly become imbued with life and wai sTJggling to cipa Scientific Amirican. Wanted: S-'veral iru tor hv gentlemen or ladle- to trsvel in Kansas for established, relinhle house. Salary J780 and expenses Ston iy position. Enclose reference nd Mlf.nMiHb-Hl stamped envelope. Th Domini, Onnipiny, Third Floor, Omaha Bldu.

C'hchko Hon. James Harlan, ex-Vioe-CTwooel- lor, Louisville, says he use St. Jacobs Oil, that it is a most extraordinary and absolute cure for rheumatism, and kindred ailments, and that every family should have it THE MILD POWER CURES Dr. Humphreys' Specifics are scientifically and carefully prepared Remedies, used for nearly half a century by tha people with entire success. xo.

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Krery number contains beautiful plates. In colors, and photographs of new lana an 4 co. MUNN KKW YOKK, 301 BbOADWAT. OOOO. 00 Tnr trelnr marie by John ft.

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Addieta at anea, TlKBtil rVKTLAk, lAM COPYRIGHTS. S. D. BARRY, Dealer and Eanufscture In Trxmfcs, Valises Traveling Bags. Alo all kinds of OILS kpt In stoc All kinds of repairing done on short County Exchanges.

Peoples Herald Jasper 0111 has bought the old Hanger farm, containing 20 acres three miles east of town and will take possession this winter and batch it next season. Bill Dalton, who is in jail awaiting trial for highway robbery, is troubled with a throat trouble, ft is thought to beDipthesra and as a precaution, the jail has been quarantined. D. N. Thomas of Arvonla, received the first prize tor his essay on St.

David's at the Grand musical and literary conven tion held in Salt Lake Oity, Utah, week before last. He Is a writer who 1. gaining national reputation, having written several articles for the best magazines. Lyndon Cdrhknt Remark. Judge Urle issued a marriage ltcense to Peter K.

Davies and Edith R. Rlffenback, of Usage City, on the 19th. inst. Will H. Deal, of and Miss Hetty Faning, of Waverly, were marriei in this city Monday, the 21st, Uav.

Leigh performing the ceremony. Wesley W. Punches and Lula Q. John ston. both of Soranton, were married in the Central House, Tuesday, Oct.

22, Jcdge Urle performing the ceremony. Clyde Hamlin, of Topeka, was in town Tuesday. He has left his little girl, Ruth, with his sister Mrs. Clarence Green, of Topeka. Mrs.

Mary Ann Fix, wife of Cyrus Fix, died at her home six miles northwest of Lyndon, at I o'clock p. Sunday. 20tb, aged 49 years, 3 months and 4 days. Miss May West's friends here will be interested ia learning that she has entered a school for trained nurses, in Chicago. At the end of the two years' course she is guaranteed a good position In the hospital with which the school is connect-ed.

Quenemo Republican. P. W. Robinson, cashier of the Carbon-dale bank, spent Tuesday eight here, the guest ot his sister, Mrs. Parkinson.

He was down to see shout the affairs on his mother's farm near Michigan Valley. The house burned down Sunday. The insurance had expired and the loss was complete. The separator to Parish McCurd burtied Friday. They were threshing near Williamsburg, and the stacks caught on fire, from the engine it Is supposed, although the wind was not in the dl rectlon to carry fire to the stacks.

They attempted to draw the separator away from the burning stacks, but the connecting chain broke, and it was complete loss. This Is the second fire for Mr. Parish this season, as he had a new seprator burned early in the season supposedly by inclndlarles, and now another, makes Mr. Parish a heavy looser. The owner ot the grain had it insured.

Public Opinion. Everybody who wants it is now getting work In the mines. It is better now than for any time since we are here and we trust it may continne so. We hare noticed miners going as early as 5 o'clock T. N.

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