Kansas Journal from Perry, Kansas • 7

THE LOUD BILL. Making the Best of lb THE STATE OF KANSAS INSOMNIA. Ruskm is very fond of gems and usually carries a number of diamond! loose in his pockets. Museum Manager You knew the sword-swallower who went West to What it means to lose the POWER TO SLEEP. seek his fortune? Fat Lady Yes.

Manager He wants to come back. "Fat Lady To swallow swords? A Toting Baltimore Woman WhoM Nerves Manager No; they've tarred and feathered him, and he wauts to pose A mineral spring has been found near Atchison. Kansas National guard contains 1,815 officers and men. A State irrigation station has been established at Liberal. Streams in the vicinity cl Wellington are chock fell of fish.

Toptka mail carriers will be allowed nearly $5,000 for overtime. Acreage of oats in Harper county is Prevented Her From Beating. From the Herald, Baltimore, Md. rampher lee with Olyeei-fna, The original and only genuine. Cures Cliaped Hands and Face.

Cold Sores. ic.C.U. Clark Haren, The King of Corea has ordered the use of the Gregorian calendar, beginning with this year. ITS All Fits stopped frely Dr. Kline's Ureal Nerve Keslorer.

Ko 1'iuafter tbe nrmiav's use, Marvelous cures. Treatiseaml t2lnal Lottie ret- to I is cases, bend ljr. tlunejdii Arch as the bird-man. Chicago Record. Mrs.

Jessie Shea is a young married Woman whose tldv home is at SE5 West Gold in Circulation. Lexington Street, Baltimore. For many The editor of the Waseca Radical Bionths Mrs. Shea was a terrible sufr ferer from a nervous affection which cheerily says: "We have plenty of gold and it circulates freely in our midst unusually large this spring. resulted in general debility and auper- lnauced that ofttime incurable mal The finest collection of Burns' mart uscripts in the world is in Lord Rose-berry's collection.

Prairie fires in the neighborhood of Fort Scott destroyed over 00 tons of Yes Keeley is fixing a great many of the boys that way. Philadelphia Press. hay. ady, insomnia. A Herald reporter called at her residence recently and was shown into the i.eatly furnished parlor and told that Mrs.

Shea would be down Jn a few min The Lawrence camp of the Sons of Saved From Destruction. Veterans is now the largest in the This is what happens when the kidneys are State. Of the 2,146 Lawrence voters regis tered for the spring election 480 are rescued from inactivity by Hostetter's Stomach Biters. If they continue inactive they are threatened with Bri disease, diabetes Foil Text of the BUI to Amend Soeond-CUu Mall Matter law. There la now before congress a bill to amend the postal laws which is meeting with some disfavor among publishers of country newspapers.

The full text of the bill is as follows: Be it enacted by the senate and house of representatives of the United States of America in congress assembled. That mailable matter of the second class shall embrace all newspapers and other periodical publication which are issued at stated intervals, and as frequently as four times a year, and are within the conditions named In sections thre and four of this act: Provided, That nothing herein contained shall be so construed as to admit to the second class rate publications purporting to be issued periodically and to jubscribers, but which are merely Sooks or reprints of books, whether they be issued complete or in parts, whether they be bound or unbound, whether they be sold by subscription or otherwise, or whether they purport to be premiums or supplements or parts of regular newspapers or periodicals. Sec. 2. That publications of the second class, except as provided in section twenty-five of the act of March third, eighteen hundred and seventy-nine, when sent ythe publisher thereof, and from the office of publication, excluding sample copies, or when sent from a news agency to actual feub- utes.

Soon a light step was heard tripping down the stairway and Mrs. Shea, radiant with health and the vigor of young womanhood, entered the room. When asked if she had used Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, with a smile Three joint keepers at Wichita wer i or some other malady whi-h works their destruction. Malarial, bilious and rheumatic fined $loO each for keeping open on ailment and dyspepsia are also conquered by isunday.

which betokens the utmost satisfaction, the young lady replied "Tes. he Bitters, which is thor ugrh and effective. Not a paper in Kansas worth hav ing is for sale. So says H. A.

Perkins have used them, and had I not heard of them I doubt If I would have been here! who has the money to buy with. Old Mr. Fussy Matilda has that young man gone" yet? His Daughter to answer your call." Coffeyville fed 432 tramps durine Why, yes, papa! Old Mr. Fussy Continuing, she said: "About two months ago I had an attack of what the winter, and for their "keep" they rou were so still i thought he was the doctors termed nervous prostration swept the streets and fixed the My appetite left me entirely and what; here yet. J.

ruth. Too Don't Hit re to little sleep I got, and It was very ut Nemaha county corn is assessed at fifteen cents while in Brown county it is valued at only six cents per ile, I assure you, was not, by any means refreshing. On the contraryj Leave Kansas City for St Louis until when I awoke from a nap I had such A tired and exhausted feeling that bushel. James McGonigle of Leavenworth, was awarded a sontract for construct v.tv every nigttt by the Wabash railroad, the short fast line. A New Supply.

was loth to try to et to sleep again. I continued to lose flesh day after day until I was almost a shadow compared ing a warehouse at New York City, at with my former self. Sunday School Teacher Yes, little boys, the hairs of our heads are all "As soon as I began to take the Pink The Parsons registration books closed with 2,092 names on the list of numbered. Pills I commenced to improve. I am no longer troubled with nervousness.

Bright Boy Yours have had to be which the women furnished about 25 scribers thereto, or to other news I have a good appeyte, experience none per cent. renumbered, haven't they? Truth. Going to Cripple Creek? of the feelings incident to indigestion, agents, shall be entitled to transmls The widow of Editor Hole of the Washington Post-Register has sold the paper to J. J. Veach and James and I sleep as sound as a healthy child, The pills are certainly all they are rep No; I've been there.

Amgoingto get slon through the mails at one cent a pound or fraction thereof, such post a ucKei oacK to Uhioover the Wabash. Ponteus. age to be prepaid, as now provided by A delegation of ten Salvation Army resented to De, ana, as 1 believe I owe my life to the fact of having used them, I shall always cheerfully recommend them to my friends and other persons whom I find to be suffering The greatest work of sculpture made by the late W. W. Story is said girls from Kansas City are making a tour of the State in the interest of law: Provided, nevertheless, That news agents shall not be allowed to return to newB agents or publishers at the pound rate unsold periodical pub to be the monument to his wife, who army work.

from similar maladies. is buried next to the grave of Shelley Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain, in The sheriff of Rooks county has in the cemetery at Koine. a condensed form, all the elements nec lications, but shal pay postage on the overruled the Supreme court; he ad essary to give new life and richness to same at the rate of one cent for four vertises a mortgage sale "without the I never used so quick a cure as Piso's Cure for Consumption. J.

B. Palmer, the blood and restore shattered nerves. Under the Weather. That is the common Spring complaint. You feel "logy," dull.

Your appetite is poor. Nothing tastes good. You don't sleep well. Work drags. You cross every bridge before you come to it.

There's lots of people have felt like you until they toned up the system by taking the great spring remedy Ayer's Sarsaparilla It's been curing such cases for 60 years. Try it yourself. Send for the "Curebook." too pages free, J. C. Ayer Lowell, Mass.

right of redemption," uox 1171, beattle, Nov. 25. 1895. ounces. Sec.

3. That all periodical publica Pink Pills are sold in boxes at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50, and may Topeka will endeavor to raise, by suDscription, towards the ex tions regularly Issued from a known be had of all druggists, or direct by mail from Dr. Williams' Med. penses of a fall carnival and already "What are you going to be when you grow up?" said Mr. Manchester to Sammy Snaggs.

"1 am going to be a centenarian," replied Sammv. Pitts has been collected. George Schriner, a New York waif Schenectady, N. T. A Mean Insinuation.

This is the wav the Bismarck, N. place of publication at stated intervals as frequently as four times a year, by or under the auspices of benevolent or fraternal societies, trades unions, or orders organized under the lodge sys who was adopted by William Lewis of burg Chronicle, Jb ormosa, Jewell county, was hanged Tribune takes a snap shot at Major in Uklahoma a few days ago. Southwest Kansas conference, in tem, and having a bona fide member session at Wichita, adopted strong ship of not less than one thousand persons, shall be entitled to the privilege Every dollar spent lu Parker's Ginger Tonic is nell invested. It subdues pain, and brirgs Uitfestiun, better MtieiigtU and belter health. Teacher Suppose you were a king, Tommy, what would you do? Tommy I'd never wash my face any more.

Woonsocket Reporter. of second class mail matter: Provided, resolutions recommending the enforcement of the prohibition law. A Fort Scott woman skims four gallons of oil a day from a sprinc in her That such matter shall be originated and published to further the objects back yard and sells it for illuminati ng Edwards, of the Fargo lrorum: "Major Edwards was up at Grand Forks the other day, and wrote back to the Forum that one could hardly Imag-ine how pure and delightful a beverage water was without seeing and trying it which testimonial, coming from the Major at this date.should have due- weight in bringing about gradually the use of water for drinking purposes. The Pilgrim Easter Number Will be retdy the early part of April. Everything in it will be new and orig and purposes of such society or order.

Sec. 4. That the conditions upon which a publication shall be admitted reasons why you should nae Hln- darcorns. It takes out tilts corns, and then you have peace and couiiort, surely a good exchange, loo. at druggists.

THe Best Waterproof Coat la the WORLD! to the second class are as follows: 'First. It must regularly be issued at stated intervals as frequently as tour Queen Victoria has, it is said, a warm liking for the beauty and pathos of the music of the Emerald Isle. times a year, bear a date of issue, and inal. It will contain articles by Captl- be numbered consecutively. Second! It must be issued from If the Baby Is Cutting Teeth, era known office of publication, which shall Be sure and UBe that old and well-tried remedy.

Mas. Wikslow's Sootuino Syrup for Children Teething. be shown by the pubication Itself. Chas. King, U.

S. ex-Gov. Geo. 'W. Peck, of Wisconsin, and other noted writers.

An entertaining number, well Illustrated. ten (10) cents to Geo. B. Heafford, publisher, 415 Old Colony building, Chicago, 111,, for a copy. The FISH BRAND SLICKER is warranted water- Third.

It must be formed of printed Miss Estella Reel, State Superin new POMMEL SLK'KEK Is a perfect riding ooat, andi paper sheets without board, cloth, leather or other substantial binding, tendent of education in Wyoming, is seriously talked of for governor. covers me enure sauuie. Beware oi imitations. Don II louy a coat If the Jc Ish Brand" Is not on It. IUustraH ttefl Catalogue free.

A. J. TOWElt, Boston, Mass. such as distinguish printed books from purposes at lo cents a gallon. Lester Seiff, a Kansas boy, will ride Richard Croker's "Montauk" in the great English derby.

Croker, who is the great New York Tammany leader, has bet 550,000 on his horse. The bill introduced by Congressman Curtis, providing for" the opening of the Chippewa and Munsee reservation, is meeting with opposition by the Chippewa branch of the tribe. C. F. Scott, Iola Register; Grant W.

Harrington, Hiawatha Democrat, and Harold Chase, Topeka Capital, have been appointed as a press committee by the State Temperance Union. A recent Reno county experiment wherein two steers were penned up and fed nothing but alfalfa hay for forty days resulted in an average gain for each of them of three pounds a day. William Pope, the colored editor of Topeka who has been ill with smallpox for nearly two weeks, died of the disease. There are no new cases, and all those who have seen Pope are quarantined. The Mail and Breeze has investigated the different offices in Topeka, and finds that the women are filling many of the places of trust and re preservation from periodical publica WE HAVE Fourth.

It must be originated and punier at wholesale prices, chip anywhere for eiamtiv at ion before sale. Every published for the dissemination of In formation of a public character, or devoted to literature, the sciences, arts, thing warranted. 100 stylet of arrlgM, 00 styles of 41 styles Rid log Sad' dies. Write for catalogue. ELKHART CARRIAGE IIAR.

or some special industry, and must have a legitimate list of subscribers who vol Beware of Ointments for Catarrh That Contain Mercury, As mercury will surely destroy, the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is tenfold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney Toledo, contains no 'mercury, and is taken Internally, acting directly, upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system.

In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure, be Bure you get the genuine. It is taken Internally, and made In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney Co. Testimonials free.

Sold by druggists; price, 75c per bottle. Hall's Family Pills, 25c. NESS JUG. ELKHART, untarily order and pay for the same: W. B.

Pbatt, Secy. Provided, That noting herein contained ANNUAL, STATEMENT shall be so construed as to admit to Th MaBMClinMlti Mutual Life Insuruiicr Co. the second class rate regular publica i re. January 1. 1886.

assets tions, or any particular issue of any 17.00.V..til 15.735.123.41 Liabilities. reguar publication, designed primarily Surplus by Massachusetts Standard 1.: -Q lfift 07 Insurance written 'durinir the rear so 9C1 oofl no for advertising purposes, or for free sponsibility and there is danger of the circulation, or for circulation at nom men being crowded clear out in the Premiums received thereon Losses incurred 957 791. Dividends paid to policy holders Ut.TH.Ot Income .090,5.8 Expenditures cold. inal rates: And provided, That all ex Rev. J.

C. Telford, who died at Gladness Comes tra numbers of second class publications sent by the publisher thereof, i. o. Diwn, superintendent, Topeka, Kansas. acting as the agent of an advertiser or With a better understanding of the transient nature of the many phys Olathe the other day, was one of the pioneer Methodist preachers of Kansas, having been an aetive worker in the state more than a quarter of a century.

His death was due to pa Wonders of Science. "Dearie, these rays are going to make life easier for you. "How, precious?" "Why, you can lie in bed and find whether it will pay you to get up and go through my pockets." Chicago purchaser, to addresses furnlsed by the PATENTS, TRADE MARKS Examination and Advice as to Patentability of In. latter, shall be subject to pay postage ical ills, which vanish before proper efforts gentle efforts pleasant efforts ralysis. mention.

Send for "Inventors' Guide, or How to Gt a Patent. PATRICK O'FAKlcELL. Washington, D. at the rate of one. cent for every four ounces or fraction thereof; And pro At Sedan Judge Jackson admitted to bail Theodore F.

Cox, William Lick- ff I w. rnoKKis. vided further, That it shall not be permissible to mail 'any given article or umIi 1 -f ii- Ik mm i leiter, Marcus McBee and James Burgess, the men recently held to await Lites Claims. Successfully Prosecut Lata Principal Efkmtiier U.8. 3 Train last wai-.

lSadjuuicatiugclu i idicatiiig articles, or any part any particular trial for the murder of John Fra- rightly directed. There is comfort in the knowledge, that so many forms of sickness are not due to any actual disease, but simply to a constipated condition of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, promptly removes. That is why it is the only remedy with millions of families, and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health. Its beneficial effects are due to the fact, that it is the claims, ftttyaluc zier. JLhe amount of bail was fixed at 86,000 each.

Judge Alden of Kansas City has de PARKER'S Jpllpt HAIR BALSAM afcsSifi Cl'Muei and beautifies the hair. Promotes a luxuriant growth. -Jr Never Fails to Restore Gray jgg-fT Hair to Its Touthful Color. Cures scalp diseases a hair tailing. jaijgggSg topndtuiuat Dragons clared the law passed in 1893 by the Legislature, providing for the weekly payment of wages, unconstitutional because it was class legislation and also that it interferes with the right to contract.

one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs o.n which it acts. It is therefore all important, in order to get its beneficial effects, to note when you purchase, that you have th 3 genuine article, which is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only and sold by CRIPP Write for what you want to THE MECHEM INVESTMENT Mining Exchange, Denver, Colo. GREEK The test oil wells in Bourbon coun A Good Thing. And "with the assistance of the trar-eling public the Chicago, Milwaukee St.

Paul railway propose to "push it along." The night service of this popular Twenty-second and Grand avenue passenger station at 7:15 p. gives the public something they have souirht for a long time. St. Paul and Minneapolis are, now reached with through car service by this line. Ottumwa, Cedar Rapids, Chicago and the East have one more outlet now, via the Chicago, Milwaukee fc St.

Paul railway. City ticket office, GOO Delaware street GEORGE H. HEAFFORD, Gen'l Pass. Ticket Agent, Chicago. J.H.

Veitch, Gen'l Agent, Kansas City Poverty is very terrible and sometimes kills the very soul within us! but it is the north wind that lashes men into Vikings; it is the soft luscious south wind which lulls them to lotus dreams. Ouida. ty have all been abandoned but one. number of a newspaper or periodical, segregated from the rest of the publication, except at the third-rate cation, except at the third class rate of postage. Sec.

5. That publishers and others, whose publications shall be admitted as mail matter of the second class under the provisions of this act, shall be required, before depositing such mall matter in the postoffice, to separate the same into United States mail sacks or bundles by States, cities, towns and counties, as the postmaster-general may direct. Sec. 6. That the act of congress in regard to second class ail matter approved July fifteenth, eighteen hundred and ninety-four, be, and the same is hereby, repealed.

Sec. 7. That this act shall take effect and be in force from and after July first, eighteen hundred and ninety-six. W. N.

K. 1,006, No. 15. in which the drill is down 1,000 feet without having struck flint, and wherein the work is being continued. II7e Answering AilvrrHnrmenU Fleat Mention This Paper.

There is scareely any hope of finding oil where the flint struck. The regular monthly weather re tin repuLituie uruggisis. If in the enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, laxatives or other remedies are then not needed. If afflicted with any actual disease, one may be commended to the most skillful physicians, but if in need of a laxative, one should have the best, and with the well-informed everywhere, Syrup of Figs stapds highest and is most largely Used and gives most general satisfaction, i CURfcS WHtHt ALL fiSE FAIL: r. ftr Cseli cougD Byrup.

Tastes uooa. time, sold py druggists. port issued by Chancellor F. H. Snow of Kansas university shows that the past month has had a remarkably small amount of rainfall.

The total, including melted snow, has only been 6i of an inch, and only one March. that of lSIQ, has had less. In other respects the month was normal. The temperature was only slightly below the average, the warmest day being March 30, when the thermometer (7 1 1 1 I I 1 1 1 I I I Itn 2. i bi i UXZ .1 1 iZi i LZ.

Precious Metals. The preat mining camps of Cripple Creek, and Mercur, Utah, as well as those of Idaho and Montana, are beet renched via the Unios Pacific. The fast time and through car service on "The Overland Route'1 are features appreciated by all. For in'ormation regarding the above camps address vour nearest agent, or E. L.

LOMAX, Uen'l Fass. Ticket Agent, Omaha, Neb. In the time of Homer, captives taken In war were reduced to slavery. reached 76.5 degrees, and the coldest day being March 13, when the thermometer fell to 10.5 degrees. The number of winter days was hirrh.

Divorce. If the relations of man and wife were such as they ought to be, divorce would be unknown. To prevent separatiou and divorce true love must be given a new and practical formula when the novelty subsides. Instead of ice cream and caramels, let it take the form of bread, butter and meat. Rev.

W. W. Morton. The cloudiness and humidity were slightly below, and the wind slirhtlv FIELD AND HOC FENCE WiRE. 23, S3, 42, 50, or 08 inches high.

Quality and workmanship the beat. Nothing on tho msrltet to compare with it. rite for full information, UNION I'ENCE COMPANY. DIG KALB, ILL. above the average..