The Gypsum City News from Gypsum, Kansas • 1

i (A A .1 THE GYPSUM NEWS a Vcl. 2. GYPSUM. SALINE CO. KANSAS, NOVEMBER 12, 1891 NO.

13. II you be a pod ad, offering a pod aide for sale and place it in a pod medium arc sure of success, fa! ik mm is TO SHIP 15,000 HEAD. Raiirsad Time Tables. Reflections 61 a Bachelor. A wedding is life's prize package.

Lots of marriages hinge on a swinging frj. e. There never was a lovable man who couldn't tolerate tobacco. A girl always speaks of marrying and a man of bing married. A good woman is the salt of the earth and a flirt is its pepper.

The serpent knew I is business, lie nlvisedEve nut to eat the apple. If loye came when folks wanted it ohey wouldn't want it when it came. the conclusion that the horse and saddle were stolen. The next day he came to town to put the sheriff on the track and get out bills offering a re ward for the captme of the thief aid return of tte horse when almost thf Hist thing he saw in the early grey of Cattle Coming From Texas in Big Herds. G.

G. Gillel, the young rattle kini Missorin PACIFIC BAILWAY. the looming was hi3 horse stand inj. hitched to the post where he had tiec him the day before. It is well to "keen vmr eve peeled' for this young man.

He calls at thej IS AST HOUXl), i'assengei departs a Oil Passenger arrives Jjoeal freight a in Through tieight WEST HOUND. Passenger departs 0:35 Tut OS Passenger departs Local 'reiuht ,1:00 ui Through a in Through freights run via Cut 'Off do imt entry passengers. Through Reclining Chair Cars be ween St, Louis and Denver without -luiuge. Pullman Sleepers cm all passenger trains. Tickets on sale for ai! points in the t'nited States, Canada and Mexico.

S. J3. IIaj.k. Agent. of Woodbine, who lias done sucn ai.

immense business during tiro past year in shipping cattle from the south and southwest is preparing to exceed all his records, sajs the Abilene Reflector, lie will ship h'tre in a bunch head from the piains of Texas. His twentyfive cowboys have started after them and the first lot, about 7,000 head, will nrrive next week. There is almost no limit to the demand far cattle iti Kansas and it is said by those who Know that if tho prices continue to hold high for another twelve months Mr. Gillett will clear about well fyr two years work. He began a yei.r ago with practically nothing and is now one of the largest shippers in the state His new barn which accomodates thiitysix head of hones and other If eves were the windows of the soul there would be more people that -quint.

Marriage is a lottery in which men hive to wear the blanks hung arouud their necks. lfsomemeu were In business for their health, they'd take the doctor into partnership. The average man doesn't know much about women; if he did he think he knew more. Babies are helpless little things; every women that comes aldng tan grab them up and kiss them. Women probably began wearing clothes because tliey were tired of li ving diffeitint shades jf sunburn.

Whenever a women gets an idea thattdieis looking pale, she always insinuates to her husband that she ia worrying about his health. When a girl thinks she is in love with a man 3he can always test it by trying to imagine him eating dinner in his shirt sleeves with no collar on. York Press. farmer's house and politelv doffs his hat to the housewife and says: "Oood morning madam: have just met your husband and purchased a calf from him. He could not change this $20 bill and he told me to call at the house and get 15 change." The good women supposing it to he all right, gives him the required change and departs saying he will call for the calf in a dy or two.

When the husband conies in and is told of the transact ion lie knows there some mistake but as lis has the $20 bill he concludes he is not out much. But when he undertakes to pass the bill, he discovers it to lie a rank counterfeit, aud then he knows he has been swindled. -Ex. piKKCK WUfiATLRY, Proprietor of the stock is just completed. His cowboys have been furuished wit'i good instruments and he has at Woodbine the only cowboy baud on earth.

AH n-ork carefully and pioniptly attended to. Give me a call. As an example or the jump in prices of range cattle a telegram from San Antonio. says: "John Kennedy sold to Davidson Flemming 12.000 head of calves of this aud next year's branding at $1" 00 per head. Two years ago, caives of this age had CilTSl'M.

tvANASS. The people who are always trying to improve themselves should learn how to talk Better. Very few people talk distantly, aud most people talk as if they had a mouth full of hot potatoes. Half a man says he ha to say twice, and the fault is not In the hearer's ears, but in his own tongue. Atchison Globe.

practically no market value in this section, and were thrown iu with th" sales ot older cattle." J) W. BISHOL. Jlacbm'Jhiri and Wagon Work A Topeka Sunday school teacher, Sunday, on passing the class contribution bos, found that several little bovs who usually had a penny apiece, were without one JJeing somewhat surprised she asked a few questions when one of the little fellows remarked: We put the money in the penny-in the-slot machine coming down here, and got some candy." After a few chiding words the teacher asked what machine they had been patronizing aud was somewhat taken back wiien one of the boys piped up: "The one in front of Mr 's store," that of the teacher's father. Mail aud Breeze. All kinds of Blacksmith and Wagon work promptly done.

Charges reasonable and all work guaranteed. I I Kansas. (iVl'SVM, Great Mnsle Offer. Send us the names aud addresses of three or more performers on the piano or organ together with ten cents in postage and we will mall you 16 pieces of full sheet music, consisting of popular songs waltzes, marches, arranged fr the piano and orgau. Addres Popular Music Pub.

Indianapolis, Ind. W. A. Still well has received a 1 etter from his attorneys at Washington stating that his application for a patent on an automatic secret telephone syttem has been granted. The application has been peudiug for a year Besides Mr.

Still weU, Oscar Seltz, C. S. Conard aud Alex liarneck aie interested in the new invention, and Messrs. and Conrad will manufacture the automatic switch board in Sal in a and control its use the state. Messrs Still well and Bar-neck will have all the other territory in the United States except Kansas Salina Union.

'1 "Here is a riddle from everyday life," says the Florence Bullitan. "A Florance man eaine un the street toting a burdon, Which, if divided up, could not be carried by a dozen Samp sons. How did he manage to carry theLurdon? We refer to one of our humble bootleggers, whe had just received a jug. Divine the contents of the jug Into jugs, and it can be readily Seen that they would be greater than the recipients could bear." J1 HE LONE STAR BARBER SHOP. L.

P. Proprietor. Ivekn Razors and Cixan Towels. You will receive a life like portrait by purchasing $1.00 worth of trade at this shop and paying S2. 75 for frame 'same as sample in store, when you get your portrait.

Likeness guaranteed. Pest cigars In towr. Give me asall. Corn For Sale. C.

FLECK, c. I have aDy amount you want, of good sound corn for sale. See nie before buying any corn. Talk about absent minded men, says the Minneapolis Messenger, there, is a man over In Center township who is so absent minded that he would lot get his own name if it was not the same as his father s. One day last week he came to town and got to talking politics, and after doing a little chopping be walked home with his purchases, cussing all the way home because he did not ride his horse to town.

After supper lie went out to the barn to do the chores and found his saddle horse gone. He spent most of the nieht Jeweler Optician. A new industry has just been checked in western Kansas, says an exchange, where a thrifty native made a practice of buying up decrepit cowf, fastening them to the railroad track and collecting blooded stook prices for tbem, after the cruel wheels had reduced them to soup meat. Lack of opportunity alone prevented that man from becoming a genuine Napoieon of finance; Watches, CloGksand jewelry neat lr repaired, And warranted. la tiTpsum cverv Monday and Satar H.

W. Pfalzgraf, H. E. Baker's day. at Hard tare looking for it and then finding that hts saddle was also gone he cams to Kansas.

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