The Truth Teller from Osborne, Kansas • 6

Tim Now OnsiiHThft Great Wort of and buHlnnn gcemetl iniminont tha A Ken York IIte. for Tramps. and stools and a singular meal it wa imiQ $Jeiukrks. Fruits and vegetables were plenty, an reporter withdraw, not, however, until A fow day ago a reporter (or tho rrPparlMtf It for Publication. A person standing on tha bank of there was tea, made in an earthen jar havlngUm made ac.i..ainlel ui'1 t0 with tho lucailun of a Konnino, Simon un'rtuimthr wm complied to du piiro tramp bounlingrantl lodging homo, clm0' uraphtc.

nut there was no bread, only lioiuin nnd thick molasses instead of sugar. stream, whore it empties its tribute of FOOUSU LITTLE TROUT. 'Twin uifiiv lllllo trout Thnl mut riiiiriimir itiava nut water into a larger river or the sea, We have no bread to oiler vmitud the pliuio. ihe prounulor. who.

may reflect that the brook which ha said tho host, Only those few of Tlie Rlirlit of Way. 'by the way, is an ex-trump, dixpltiyud HoooulU Hint i for Him If, mid uould cutch bl sees passing so clear and smooth has met with many vicissitudes on its busy ooiuujonitjlo lorulliouxht in the wiloc wno iiavo traveled have ever seen it We can have no mills to irrind our corn Tliore waa a Putroimr amonjr the trio own HUM! Hll hi iiiuthnr, "T.iku mro. And of mi'Slnr Itftwurn I lion of hi caravanMary, which in in tho uii'i imiriitiy. iuv uurreiii now as nobody can build them without ma hunrt or tho Ihhiiios portion of the city, Fur thla in iiimr nic'iuly, mid cuutioua, and so strong and stately oozed into sigh or oillciulg who piiMsca over the route of the liutlcr Railroad to aocuro the right of In aomo caies farmer cheerfully aigued oft; in others moiioy had to and but a stunu'i throw from tho City einnery and many calculations." Kob Ntared, but helped himself to th drop by drop, ihe littlo jioarly ptirti Hall. JiiHt bnfore dink tho reporter eles tumbled over ono another in lliei hominy In silence.

When his tea was WIIM), "Oh, humph!" Kiirylod Trout, HphMliiiiif imI'IIv idimit, "Tbo vnry lint lint I mm I Hbull limp! Muttii-r lixilHhly tlnnks, 'Twlxt her mhih and ht.r wlnlr. fall, broke against stones and shrubs lie uhhu, out In one case the committee handed him, he meekly asked for the found a most determined opposition reaction tho lixlicntd, ami with some dilliculty gropod his way down two flights of itaira to a narrow -aiib-cftilar of an inimenxo the wero dispersed and united again ami again until they assumed a definite sugar. '1 do not understand you," said tho Tho road would divide a widow'a farm That everything tuuiptuiy is muttiit for and Mho was independent, obstinate an character and gainod recognition and iaiy, out nor nusband came to her as upper portion of which in HHcd for vari name. 1 lion came many adventures. ststanco.

defiant. Sho knew that her haystacks yml hnrna ivmilil fin iltirft.rfii'nil htf mmftry ohm mechanical purpoHOS. The iirht Ihe cattle and schoolboys sought the Off ho wont lo tho FalU, When tin inii'lr inntiv "We have none here." bo said Where be ruami with tho minnow nl duooed "This sirup is the nearest approach we presented near tho dor led the reporter hur ivo rlin over by trains and to think that "ff.il cleaning" was in lur MUmbnra diMturtiI by the rattlo of brook's delights; it was dashed to mists of spray at tho villaxo falls: it was Willi till! WTl tl. WhiUt bo did nut forifot Ho wai htinirv. im vit churned to foam by successive water progronH, iiwasii uuck iis ami un- trains and she wouldn't listen to arru planed boards almost Impeding his en- mollt in .1.1.

one of th wheels, boiled in engines, subserved Though no lly, worm or criokot rewarded bis trancO. I nmmil tin c-uu iiiuno vi it. uui men in is is an that is needed Homething to swocton the tea. Think of the freedom wo enjoy! No multiplication-table, no hard sums, no fractious! "Yes, sir." answered was the needs of villago and now after all UnUOIgOlllg internal improve- Minium. 1 mil knnw wiilriw flows In a calm and pellucid stream to CO! ait i.

i 'iiiuiiksi no uuuiiuu ir a nuuur, una I In ha nn ir ihnr infill in wn il lin tne sea. mm ol.joct with unkempt hair, shaggy board wiVnz to bHard a gentleman connected One who is familiar with tho oflico beginning to feel doubtful about the ana ciose-niiing auHier, mat lay out- MP ii business of tho census is reminded of missings of such liberty. ill you please toll mo what o'clock it is?" siretcuoa upon mo uining taoio, nan ig a and prefers to board with soma such natural analogy as this when asleen a widow." The whole family looked acrhast. and no learns that, alter all necessary prep HBUMIT si, "Kinder, list whitowaslun' a bit, Is ho a No, I don't know as I do, aratiou, tho results of tho enumeration tne liost whispered anxiously: For pity's sake, my vouns friend, nice man?" are now in a shape to warrant tho of drawled out tho fellow, without making tho leant effort to move. Not wishing soared.

In tho brook's doopoH flow, I.ylnif hid down oolow, Tired, ut hut. Blpt tiio Trout, though his eye did not cloHK, When thero dropped from a stump, WUh un liinoi'oiit plump, AcrlmAuii-huod lly, puusing uvor his noso. Mttlo Trout, ull alert, JiHHiii'd hi onoo, with ii dirt, At this that promised so swoet are-pa-it. Nay, lit' stopped not to look or ii poatliiio hook. So bo found himself ulnly dang Hug at lastl Ho win luckily Hiimll.

And not wanted at nil; Thus ho found lilniHulf back in tho brook, la run I pxin. I him miro bo irrnw wio A Im IncreiiMi-d in 8i.o, Do you itilnk thin hoover was captured wmln? b'ltUl t'urreater. in YauUi'ii VumtKHtiuti. Splendid man, and ha money in lice in beginning their publication. speak lower! Such a question is for to umturi) mm, the reporter glanced at tho bank.

We want In in to permanent bidden by law, and there may be spies the interior, or rather so much or it as person not thus acquainted with the sort and amount of work involved has no conception of the difficulties to bo ly locate at this point and are in hopes unuer me window!" was discornilile, it (wine totally dark at wiU lake wi0 llin furll.nr nn.J if Ilia Iw.lxl On llwi it It is unlortunato "Uut," said Rob, "have you no overcome. lo begin with, there wero that means of telling tho time of day? How nKntwaswi.aim gniiiemjcepwuasan neVer did take bdardors." she bail laws to revise, important executive do you manage 'Oh, that is easy enough!" answered npoioy ior a j. wo iron iraiuus, rnusfiu, but selections to make and suitable plans to bo adopted. Then nearly lifty million in which smom icrca a lew emners 01 you ony now rm Htlre uuua. vou not roirret it.

Ue is ex composed cooking apparatus. you not rcrc tho little man. "We have daybreak and sunriso; noon, when the shadows fall directly under us, and sunset. What persons wero visited and asked their wood, tho Near by on tho floor were 7our empty fo, of tomato cans, ono spider," a broken liko a to ren and would be name, ago, occupation, with such other Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backacha, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, Genera Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other Pains and Aches. No rrepnratliiii on rarth eqnoli St.

Japom Oil iu tafff film, miwp and rheap External Ittmedy. A trial entaila but th compamtlvaly trifling ouiUt of f0 Onta, and errry on auAtrinf with pain can liar cheap and oIUy proof of Iu claim. Dlractloni In Elaren Language, SOLO E7 ALL DBU00ISTS AND DEALERS IH MEDICINE. A.VOGELER& Ealtlmor; V. S.

TF03IAJTS TIIIIDIPII! more uo wo want?" your little ones." your particulars as wero doomed important. koltlo and a stewing pot. In a butter- SO ARITHMETIC. I'erhaps I might, to accommodate "Oh!" said Kob. not knowing what All of those millions do not resido in brown-stono blocks.

Tho enumerators tun. Halt tillou wan dirty water, were you. else to say. "I have been thinking," said tho lit piled a lot of crockery, while on tho Arithmetic, ho would have told vou wore advised in their instructions to bo Ah! thanks, lie would bo hero counter, which was made of two boards candid to find thoso that livo in lofts. tle man, "that perhaps it would do a was tho worry of liob Henry's life.

His other studies were, as a rule, easy next week if this right of way matter was decidod, but as it is he may bold up on either end by two props rrood thing for you and my oldest son in public buildings, above stores, warehouses, factories and stables, in was a pan of what appeared in the dark to exchange places. Ho has a fond not ness to bo beans. A questionable ham, "Do you agree to pay damages if you cabins, huts or tents, on river bearing the marks of several fingers, ro enough perhaps because ho found them more interesting, and so liked them better and he stood well in his classes; but in arithmetic he was always foot, and at twelve years old was ness for ligures, and gives us much anxiety and trouble by his vice in that direction. Now you "hate them, you burn my barnr" and canal boats, barges and police stations. Many are iirnorant posed innocently on a saucer alongside of four loam of bread near the other ond of the counter.

There was no "(JI course we do." "And I'll probably got usod to the say, so we will send him back in your and vicious, many more are careless in stuck fast in tho multiolication table. noiso?" statements, suspicious or indiftorcnt. place, and you can stay here in Ins." Ho mado this proposition with tho air which could not bo persuaded to stick- of course. In a week you won't bathers and mothers, especially tho olovator in the rear," or if thero were it was obstruuted from viow by a stack fast to him. lydu mw, of im, hiss.

says tho Superintendent, are mind it. fact is, you 11 sit up every of a person conferring a great tavor. Kob was horrified. of mysterious looking bags and sugar He had been kept in ono afternoon. night till midnight, anyhow, after the unwilling to toll tho enumerator that a gentleman arrives." chihl of theirs is blind, deaf and dumb, "No, I thank you!" ho cried.

said the little man, making What do you intend doing with all over a largo sum in fractious, and came homo late, to find a cold dinner and his mother out. nsano, idiotic or crippled. Othors are no 1 Hhan I shall never love thoso bags?" asked tho reportor. averse to giving mrormation as to their I bo tramp shook himself and sat again; but if ho is a nice man and loves children, why, I don't know as I ought Indeed, a cold dinner was always nart own age, color or business. Ncvorthe upright or as near to it (is he could.

a plunge at Rob, who fell from his stool, in his effort to escape. Lo, and behold! ho was sprawling on the sitting-room floor, and his mother was asking him: of the penalty for being kept in. School loss the law required just those facts I guess i'll sign!" to stop your road. Detroit Free Press. inom mo boas, no answercu; we tvas out at iiait-pasttwo, and tho dinner Horn every ono, and hence tho more fixes them in tlio night." hour being three, allowod plenty of tinio than thirty thousand enumerators wero You don't charge anything to sleep strictly charged to get at them, either "What is the matter, Rob?" "Oh, mamma, I have had such a cu on them, for Rob to bo punctual, so Mrs.

Henry never suffered dinner to bo kept hot for him. Strange Freaks of a Crazy Woman. Friday afternoon Mrs. Sarah Deiuar- by direct inquiry of tho persons them 'Yes, wo does. Wo charge er fl' selves, or their noiglibors or -pence to sleep hero." rious dream! I have been in JNo Aritlimetio Land, and I didn't like it a bit!" This day, cold mutton and cold pota anv other sourco of information that A sound rosembling a buzz-saw toes, with cold batter-pudding, were not presented itsolf.

They must sift as well est, tho who of a woll-to-do farmer, about three miles from Ellenville, while laboring under a fit of insanity, set fire to her husband's house and barns, and then, in an effort to escape restraint, wrestling with a lignum-vitie knot emanated from a dark corner thus far uvitiug to even a hungry boy, and Kob occive statements. Theenumera- And then he told his mother about it. "I should think not!" sho said, when went up to the sittinr "room thoroughly tor," says tho instructions, is not re unnoticed. It proved to bo the snoring out of humor. quired to accept answers which he of a wearied traveler at rest, who pre He threw his books down on tho nows or nas reason to believe are he was through.

"But tho wonder is that they had anything at all how they managed to buy and sell, or do anything without arithmetic!" Mrs. M. P. Hardy, in Qolden Days. table and himself on the loungo.

vise." His judgment, therefore, enters shot herself in the head. Mrs. Demurest had been troubled in her mind for somo time, but before Friday her ailment had not as.si.imod a danjrorous sonted the appearance of a bag of rags in a coal bin. This corner undoubtedly was tho receptacle of tho combined 'I hate arithmetic," he said. "I as an element in the returns as made to wish thero was no such thins hi tho the ollico.

pickings, stealings, lindablos, presenta- turn and it was not considered neces world." Tlmx firmed with niolifnAn nncraa nf bles and cliangeablos of tho entire pro sary to place her under restraint. Vi'liilo 'Good morning!" said a stramre voice Dandy's Cunning. nstructions and lour largo schedules fossion. It was hero in this corner that at his elbow. the army of interrogation-points on lesrs tho reisende pooled their tissues.

Were He looked round, and there stood tho sot out on the houso to houso and farm it not lor the fact mat tramps never tho members of the family were nway Mrs. Dcmarest procured two or li.ree feather beds, piled tliem under the piano in tho parlor and then satur ited them with kerosene oil. Before selling tire to tho pile sho went to tho bar is, a steal, tho reporter would certainly have oddest-looking littlo man ho had ever soon. It wa3 not himself but his dress that was so queer. Ono sleovo was thought that a burglary had been com to farm canvass of their respective districts.

Some of them understood their business; others did not. Somo were faithful and cllicient; othors were not. A student of human nature will find long and the other short; the loirs of mitted on a junk shop, ltags, shoes, hats, paper collars, bill posters, tin short distanco from tho house and his trowsers wero not matches, and his coat looked more like a bag than a cans, umbrella frames and a hundred poured a quantity of keiosene on the other articles reposed hero in indescrib many varieties of mind and disposition among thirty thousand men. Upon the hay. olio then ignited both tho barns coat ablo confusion and in tho midst of this "Would you like to take a walk?" wound of rubbish lay undisturbed this said this queer little man.

gunny bagged snorer. DISCOVtREB Of LYDIA E. F8NKHAR3'3 COMPOUND, Th roritfry Cure ftp all thoie Painful CenplMnta and WenkneMM common to our best frmule populul lou, Itwillcur entirely the worst orm of Fcmalo Com plulntfl, ail oraHan troubles. Inflammation and Ulceration, Foiling and Displacements, and the consequent Bpinal Weakness, anil ia particularly adapted to tha Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In an early stage of development.

Tho tendency to can cvroua humors there Is checked Tery speedily ly its use. It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving or stimulants, and relieves weakness of thnrtornaoh. It euros Bloating, Headaches, Nervous I'rostration, General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion, That feeliny of bearing down, causing pain, weight and backache, Is always iKjrmor.ontly by Its use. It will at all and under all circumstances ict in fcarmony tho larrs that povern the female system. Fortliscureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this Compound is unsurpassed.

LTD I PIN'KHAM'S VKGETABLE COM. FOUND is prepared at and 2V-o Western Avenue, price $1. Hix bottles for $5, Bent by mail In the form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, on receipt ef price, per box for either. Mrs, Plnbhara freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet.

as above. Mention this Paper, No family should be without LYDIA FINKHAM'S LIVER WLLS, They euro constipation, biliousness and torpidity of the liver. 25 cents per box, SOU) BY RICHARDSON St. Louis, Mo. 'Walk? Wherei1" asked Rob, rub While regarding this strange sight a bing his eyes.

lioing stumbled down tho hotel" stairs and tho house and was dancing around tho burning buildings when her bus' and arrived, lie succeeded extinguishing tho lire in tho houso after the fiirni-ture in the parlor was almost destroyed. The barns, which were largo and filled with the crops of this season, together with a largo number of agricultural implements, were burned to tho ground, Ihero was no sitting-room, nolounjro, and darkened the room as he entered no table near. Instead, be was lvinr the door. He sat down at the table. on the ground, just outside of what seemed to bo a town of some sort.

called for ham an1 beans," abstracted a mysterious looking, shining can from "Where am "Oh, this is No Arithmetic Landf" beneath nis outer garment, pressed it causing a loss to Mr. Demurest of oar- to ins lips and for a long tuno endoav- ly $1,000. After starting the lires Mrs. orou to see what fastenodtho bottom to Demurest armed herself with a loaded answered his companion. "We have no mathematics in this country, and everybody is forbidden by law to count more than ten.

Come, let me show vou tno can. the object that lay on tho revolver, and going out into an open tauio araggoa its form slowly towards Hold, threatened to shoot any person tne lunch counter, alongside of tho pan who came near or attempted to iuter- our city." uihiuuouu. 1()ro With hor. Her husband and the City, indeed! Kob thought of the "Live us yer money fust," said the neighbors made several attempts toap tall, regularly-built houses at homo, tho well-laid-out blocks and smooth pavements. This place was all a jumble.

casnier to me man with buirs-eyo nose, pronch her, but she kept them olf by as ho held tho plate firmly in his hand, pointing tho cocked revolver. Finally Ihiiik I goin tor give yer or one of thorn succeeded after a long par-funny racket, hero's yer money," an- ley in getting within reach of her, vhen swored tno tramp as ho throw a nicklo ho mado a sudden spring to obtain pos- Tho houses, if houses they could be called, were of all sorts wigwams, log-cabins, cavo-like dug-outs iu the side of the hills, and brush shelters, for all the world like those built for tho cattle on his uncle's farm in the country. Hiowiaiu, session of the revolver, lie wai not "How many lodgers do you enter- qujt.c enough, for tho woman raised am at a timoP asked the reporter of the weapon to hor head and pulled the "Wnat luuuy-loolcing liousesr he uAunura a uu uuiiusiteu trigger, the ball striking her in the fore- tho cash in the safe. p.VSHin?; upward plowed "Coo weather coram now, wo has through tho skin and passed out at tho xclaimed, with more truth than po whole, and speaking broadly, tho work of enumeration and inquiry was well done. Thus tho drops oozed forth, ono by one, more or less muddily, and came together through tho mails somewhat at hap-hazard, it must be confessed, and rollecting tho frailties and perversities ot the fallen finite mind.

Think of it; tho statistics of nearly fifty million persons, with many separate facts about each, to be appropriately referred to divisions, examined, compared, discussed, corrected, revised and perfected; illegible chirogaphy is to be deciphered, bad spelling corrected, obscure ligures determined, false totals detected and the lurking errors traced and set right; discrepancies corrected, doliciencies supplied; all this takes time, skill and money. Tho John Smiths charged to the female column and the Mary Siuilhs in tho male column had to bo put into their proper places. In column thirteen, iu which was reported tho occupation of each person ten years of age and upward, the various interpretations of the enumerators had to be reduced to the nomenclature of the oflico. If in a district tho total was one thousand and the males and females, or nalive and foreign, or white or colored amounted to only nine hundred and ninety-nine the discrepancy had to bo noted, hunted out and corrected. It is a great work.

People amuse themselves by calculating how long a time it will take them to count a million. In tho Census Bureau, the names of nearly lifty million people are watchfully counted twice that makes iu round numbers ono hundred million tho items of inaccuracy observable in each name and its subjoined part iculars carefully noticed, a comparison of tho counts mado, and the errors thus brought to light analyzed and, with more or less facility, corrected. And what a tenacity of life Error sometimes has, and what fecundity in propagating its kindP How it vitiates one total and one set of totals after another till, like all error, it comes to light at last and is thence ferreted out, step by step, to its uuuiun buiu urn, tt top or her hoad. The wound was a liteness. What makesj'ou build them so? Why don't you have them like other people?" ginorai tiling not mor twenty." H1e one and is not danjrorous.

Mrs, "I jo they all board with you?" Demarost was then sent to the asylum The little man looked at turn in as nuiu tuau oiuujis at Middiotown. rowjniceqmc (N. i.l tonishment. Trav. how could such houses as vou Dandy lived on afarm in Rhode Island, and had.

become quite famous for his sagacity. Mr. Bundy, his master, had several friends at his house, and in speaking to them about Dandy, said, "He seldom fails to do whatever I set him at. Sometimes I am almost certain that I see human intelligence in his eyes." The company were all anxious to seo what he could do. They were trying to think of something to propose, when Harry, a bright little fellow, exclaimed, "Papa, I know something that I don't believe Dandy can do." Then he whispered to his father, saying, "Dandy mustn't hear me, because he knows every word I say." Dandy looked as if he knew perfectly what was going on, and stood quietly by, as if sure oi his ability to perform any task set him.

Showing hiin a handkerchief, his master said, "This is what we want, old fellow," and then directed that he bo taken to the barn, and chained. Harry hid the handkerchief under the cushion of grandmother's easy-chair, and grandma promised to remain seated iu the chair. Then Harry ran out to the barn, shouting to Dandy to come and find the handkerchief. Dandy trotted up to the houso, made a careful survey, and finally begged to be admitted into grandma's room. Here, after looking around as before, he at last placed his fore-paws on grandmother's lap, and looked his wish that she should leave the chair.

"Down, Dandy!" cried grandma. "I must not be disturbed to-day: go away!" But Dandy continued his appeal, wagging his tail, and now and then giving vent to a short, sharp bark. At length he slowly walked to the open stretched himself before it, and appeared to sleep. Occasionally, however one eye would carefully turn upon the grandmother, showing it was only a game he was playing to put her off her guard. Somo time passed in this way, when suddenly he sprang up; and no roguish boy ever had mischief more plainly written on his face, than had Dandy at this moment.

Grandmother's bed was her special care. It was always white as snow, and perfectly arranged. Upon this bed the dog sprang, and began tossing the clothes with his teeth and paws. "Harry," cried grandma, "take Dandy away! Down, down! naughty dog, down!" 0 grandma," begged Harry, do let him stay, just to seo what he will do." But, all of a sudden, Dandy changed his course. Jumping from the bed with a pillow between his teeth, he ran to the hre-place, and threw the pillow directly upon the blazing fire.

Grandma, with a scream, hastened to save the pillow, when Dandy rushed to the chair, pulled out the cushion, seized the handkerchief, and rushed with it in triumph to his master. "Dear good old Dandy!" cried Harry, and he fell on his neck, hugging and kissing him. Dandy very modestly receiving the praise for his success. Sursery. l.

i. I Jt wiiu a uitu hhu mis ib inn oi oeer inai they ketch from empty koirs, then come Petri fleatlon of a Human Body. here for beans, git drunk and then we lire them over in tho corner and let em OT III1' Vlln UI VUUSIJI, VJUIII. n. Il nvimi Bronchi! In.

Croup, Iiitluenza, Wliooii nnCuiigli. Incipient Consumption, Price only wnM a uuUlt). Your correspondent learning: that are used to be built without arithmetic? How could you measure the doors and windows and calculate the size of the rooms? Then tho bricks would have to bo counted, and I have already told you that it is against our law to count more than there was an item of ceneral interest at sleep." llowmuehdo vou charge for beans Quincy, took the train for that place to- All the dishes Is live cents. Stews, day to investigate. Uuiuey is a little "Oh!" said Rob.

Just then they came to a stand where roasts, frys or anything, all is five cents; village on the line of Logan and Shelby but the bloats must pay up 'fore they Counties. Seeking out Dr. W. V. kin git the eatables.

1 must make up Speiiee and William Kellison, lo whom these bods as somo of the fellers comes my informant had directed me, 1 in as soon as it gits dark." learned that the reports wero true, and somo tempting-iooKing iruus were piled for 6ale. Rob felt hungry and took up a large red apple. lie snatched a lot of suirar mattmcrs that there was a curiosity riffht and bags from tho pilo and laid them there, at least, for this part of the "How much tor thisr ne asked. Ono piece," replied the vender. Rob took out his whole pocket- along tho floor.

world. Mr. Kellison's mother visited That's botter'n sleeiiinir in the narks him several years airo. comin? from money, a silver naii-aouar, ano nanaea it to him. To his surprise, the man coolly pocketed tho money and gave him no change.

and gitlin' robbed," he said as he Illinois. Her son, as in duty bound, moved towards the door, which was gave a bountiful dinner in honor of the again being darkened by the approach event. He says that his mother ato of three guests. Mechanically they paid very heartily, so much in fact that the him tho bed money and disappeared in next day she was taken suddenly ill, I want my change, please," remon strated he, but the man shook his head, and his guide hurried Rob off. tno dormitory, it was getting dark and and after a few hours illness died.

Mr. tho young man in tho close-iittinir dus- Kellison, who is an intelligent farmer. Hush! he said, looking around to ter lit a lamp that had a sugar bowl for had his mother buried in a limestone its base. For the first time the rerorter gravelly" knoll on the farm. Five vears see if any ono had overheard.

No caught a glimpse of the tables. Two afterward, on sellino- the farm, he was body can make change here. Did I not tell you that we are forbidden to count more than ten?" STOMACH source. In this patient fashion tho crude materials of the census refinery (to adopt a new comparison) have been worked over again and again until now they begin to do in shape to present to the public. The first of the series of bulletins contemplated by the office is ex old boards nailed together and resting compelled to remove her remains, when on two flour barrels answered tho pur- it was discovered that the body had pose of the tea table.

Ono old board turned to a solid stone and it took a But that was all the money I had," TYP" said Rob, "and I am hungry!" resting os two soap boxes served the dozen men with ropes and millevs to Are you? All right, come im and purposes of dining room chairs. There drag the remains from the grave. Tho have dinner; this is my house." was some mistake about the cutlery, old lady was seventy vears of asre, in for there wasn't any and everything ffood flesh and weia-hed about 130 Mfti the reqalrflrifrrti of the rational medical phfloa. ophy which at prftrnt pn'MlU. It In a pure Teit 'ir'ilsrdn'-dT.

embracing the thrw Important ot a preTentlre. a tonic, and an alterative. It fortifies tne bdr aailnH diaeaaft. Invigorate, and ra-Tttalizmi the torpid aMmach and river, and effect. i had to be eaten with spoons, good solid pounds when she died.

When exhumed iron spoons, ihe linen was locked up the petrification was perfect, and the I unlntnry change In the eatire yatein, when la aorbld condition. For i i bj all DnifrrKta and Dcalcn generally. in the safe, which, on account of its only part of the body lacking is a small containing a combination lock, could portion of tho left ala of the nose, only be opened by the proprietor, who Some idea of her weight may be con-is at present in Canada investigating ceived when it is stated, anil is a fact, the extradition treaty. Tho crockery that it took two horses and a wagon to is imported and bears the monogram remove her. Tho weight of the body is of ihe proprietor.

now estimated by good judges to be at pected to be ready in a few days. It will deal simply with the tables of population, giving, so far as has been ascertained, tho totals of counties with regard to sex, nativity and color, and in tho minor civil divisions of towns, cities villages by totals of population simply. The first States concerned which these statistics are to be published will naturally be those in which tho enumeration was most carefully done and the work returned to the central illke in such shape as to permit easy landling. Important centers of population will also receive early attention. Washington Cor.

N. Y. Evening Post. The little man spoke with some pride, and, indeed, compared to the other habitations in the town, it was quite a stately dwelling, being a double log-cabin, with a loft above each part. A rudely-fashioned table was set for dinner in one of the rooms, and in this room were the wife and children of the little nan.

They wero all as queeriy dressed as he was, in clothes that were made without the least effort at regularity. "1 suppose," thought Rob, "it is be cause they have no tape-line or yard stick, and stf cannot measure. who would have thought that aritb netic was so necessary to tho life!" They sat down to table on benches nntrts' md returned it enr ftn ff not as reprfiieniea Ihe day clerk spoke very bichly of least 1,000 pounds. The remains have a im t- -i low. rnc-i ion Ar er Jiis employer and the many acts of been laid away in Prospect Graveyard.

mfrs of tli? Story ttiuti1 Balloosists say that when at the height of two miles they have heard vomen calling over the back fence to borrow flat-irons and starch. riaVIl" IUQ T- Cimp upon lencvolence he had bestowed tin fnrfiinifi wnrlrinrrman inrl i'n A rnntm pans. for Ha tips ami Pis Quincy, Ohio, where they now are, but Mr. Kellison yesterday promised them to your correspondent and a scientiiic gentleman present, who intend to present them to one of the Medical Mu seums of the State. Sidney (O.) Cor Cincinnati Enquirer.

ouv tiireet. fet. Louli, Mo. How much do you receive for your 1 labor!" "Three dollars a month and board nd lodging." -Several tramps crowded into the hotel Actors should be watched closely on election day. They are profaw'onal repeaters.

One-eighth of the population of Jfew South Wales attends S66 A WTEK in toot own town. Tenni Is autik fret. Addro a Hal latt fcO If..