Hulaniski's Saturday Evening Lamp from Downs, Kansas • 1

w3 frk. I HA fl ffliOli fl 1 Will KIP 11 ffl All Mm TT7 )ivns. Kansas. Ot u-iu no, el. I 1 i AiTiKltrTti.it ai IN TllH WlIP W1.

Ilinclirofi, i he hi en, cl hriiiil Id ol II (HUN Kit I.VX. (l(H f.AHV II)IIJ Tilt-re a pear In a vr ll Uliliv eliilliv-llilld lilllliday Ul Wp AS XV Wn lllld llie lbw log ml an old scl ip ol ililcd oli-r ago, and i L'ut mmhii lilsiurr lieforu Imu tlui rmild credllcd lit I'cd' Sun, of MiluaiiKi-e, It nu ll In i i.l ornr cooniv, ai.il )iii long a ilicr iiiiisj ihig coiiie to our am; just jng vc wd nilliii.e tn show them he HI i from exiKTler.ee, CM. Well coiilaius In arty laugh, u-ds i we liasieii lo Itilll llv, wa. in ilicrii) Thoo wliu Ihoiiihl Andrew il.nkoii a ip. Th il' kind velabb' we are Wediiesil r-pnidiii It Tin-re a toml storv Inld dead are lill-liikeli.

lie i a inU'er In and one of the ino-t Intl ntl iu In Hi Pill. M'llOIIX nil ilf. Ill th tsr nf the new and apparently mm pick liiiprMVeiuc.iis In heating and the dlllb-uliy of e.idny Hum sue. word or In as ii their t-nr let in in.i: iiieiii inn nul out nf Us place al this tune, s.uii time slur having woin o'll my stole thrown it -l le. I pur-eliss.

a new ells i Ihe "Fesi fully and illy Mild." it hit lngl.lv pokeii In- a f- eiid, si, si up iii the parlor, turned on sli-am, threw Ihe Ihioille Idc i.p, ii, and w.uli lo see hnw it would up al liriinl IU I mi a ht il and I rii.it why evci bn.ly wants in read our p.ipeis, and th it why uiic nib'e iM nc -4 iih- 1 1 tltitik Andrev. uk.o:; dead, too, hul II was ih'y a (aim C. VouiU sllppt ig "lieip." lings Frank ViHiihiisfc.il In II. It. iinys Tliiir iy, W.

w. WaiiHT, wilcr, will Ih- h. as stand I- alw ay uel c'ri il umleitukliig lo I inch of our IiUi a id hi-icilcvliial ar; and wiih r.me ti iln alarm. threatens to kill Ihe ll r-l I hit publishes it. Tlie nilglii as well be a martyr any "llor 'per, sown chip In.

Ihe III in oi business mi who li ne got it uu them'' is Sfj.ft.ifil A oh deati-r In general inereliandi-e, one Ihe Im-sI linns In I Its-Male, lie tfi-lilb iiicii wlm i ri ali the A ulraltfht Mill iiulpu'ii InJUel wj ter we want to miy light here, while ur elected irvcriir ol hlo last week, ll was mm as he cui gi a hull Hog. ihluk uf ll, uiid while the piiM.e ear I had cuoiigli for liltil to lie an Intl. Mil to I he main iliffiTenia- Pet wi en a smill hv sintcliiil oiH'ii w.de enough to il.r'W iper.ile. ll.o tir-l stroke of Ihe ision I saw something is wrong Willi Ihe retrrsi art govt nior r'ijlit top 6 and a glass of ebbir. Is a iiiei.i l.

'MX i Willi trunk lido while we don't it Is l.ei f. Hly terr.hle. Ml 1 -isfsr IU tile turbine wheel, and I heard a kind of Tim li. id I. Inlge, nn lvcl a hemliful If Al.

Aiidepon lliuin all llie edilor In grilling si. uu Hodo'iM caut-d by the ru III III! ll I III lliass ier il eh Veil er right limes a Week, It gies a trllle luoootouous if carried any fiiriber. We I a.e la-go tit lo i of haulier fmiii the ca-t lids week. llio county, ii-liu uurelf to Inaiigiiratc Horn, mi Thursdij, tn Mr. mil Mrs.

the feilivlties, ho may stop the press from tiing nf III" iiortli-i-ast Iruiii ni uu Ihe fiee plate of tin; rati 'i I -II I'. II -lilt uiiirly ignoiaiil of Ihe ifhlngs of the u. a uli I. Iir. linger, otliclnicd.

reform to a tteud toon tills mtiudaiie sphere, and we tremble to thiuK of the teirlldr nlmwliU tip lil record long eneui.li fr lilm Mrs. .1. Acker, luolln riif I Ci un v's temp ed lo ri uiei.y 'h. tr uible I In il' 1r-l conseipicllcps to the imi crse slioid we In- wife, arrlied fr-oo nwa (unci, la-l neik. rcM-rdng Ihe liooiiii'Miig, ami a few inn.

incuts the gas si cumulated rapidly lint the cross head gain wav, and I ho rich! ten- sent Leave uwari) prematurely; and then there Is our bitter thrci -fniiiili, and two little paregoric reeeplleles that Would do W. li ll.irvc) is liri il of batching ulreadv. Mrs. II. jnins him ihi.

Week. llie briny until their Utile mis were as red trlelo of the buff -i beam was blown higher than (illroy's kite, cinying with It the sad- is a proliiiiitintiivt No. we ran'l be The mad is In lng graded al the bridge on He-plate, bull-wheel and inonkey-wri ti. h. pared Jtlst yet, hence this pr lau.atioii.

Xorlh Morgan Aic. nugtii 1 1 have (ifi-oii-aeit tyas vry canlcss to nverlook rouble la Ihe liuilor In-mto of Ihe llrm, Mr. Cole, lie handles l'ie cisli and iba-s Ihe iiiireiioiding, and Is regarded a a very square, pious, iruly good man. Nol long aiiu lie made on 1 1 all right in bnorofa Sew Voik ui-e, with whom Hie Hun did business, for I luce Hmusand dollar-, as Well as some other drafts for smaller all! Hint-, to scud uff by mail. Among I hp iliafis was inn for sixteen dollars, In sent in a In in Michigan for fmirbairels of apple duller.

ty soniii unaccountable mist Mr 'ol sent I he sixteen dollar drift In ihe New Turk house Willi ions plac h-amount In Hie ifdil of the Hi in, and the three thousand doll ir draft was scut to Hie Micbigllll Ill-Ill Willi llisll oelioin In send In-woi Hi of llie em- used draft III apple butler. To say thai tln-rc were seiisiHous in New Vmk, Micbl'gau, and I. rand llapuls, wmilil liedraMlngil mild. 'I he New Vmk house was dbgusled Willi the small remittance and Ihn Michigan linn was seared mil of I heir bonis. It was the blgno-t order for apple sauce they had eler heard of, and they started men out all uierueiitr.il Michigan billing up all Hie apple butler they I'nc man near Hull ily, we ndl Yas, sail, Mr.

Iturlii, Ihe liiliiemeiit Candida llsbrne Ik fnt geltln( lo be a verv popular man among ihu people, ah, and Mr. Slaff-trd I-, er, begluiili-ijlosiia thai he lias not mi nft a ihlg as bo at first siippmcd, sail. Mi er Aiiilersnii Is going 1 1 tH-at nll-sj ah edllois hriiius mil ill tint eniniliy wi ll a club, llnis siq all npiioslibin tn hill) fmni I he uh iri-s. Sucli brigadnsU breaks as Ibis nreiliaricli-iisliii nf hu man, sail, lie i a thumper, hut a man can't alw iyi lliiiuip away every obsllelo In his pal tq ihe III ee ho Is afli-i-, a ih. I 1 1 in sah, Hint the -tnilgli i I jl icaii tlckel will he i lceli-tl the uoquly with Ilia exts pllon of rlurk, Itioiigh the ollice of rrg.

Ister of deeds will Iw Ihe nonunee, Mr. -r, Kurwell, will probably run behiiul his liukel in ninny louilltiiis, and would proba'ily gel left sah if it iva-n't for the good one of his friends is lining liiii) by prelenillng 1 1 run opposillon, und Hun spill up the Independent in'ii, Fallis is, rr, riinnliig against I m-braii, hilt as II won't hurl nnyhoily and It mniisui Imie long ago. II. Mci'omei, a stockman, pii-scd through what Ihe nierc.l ho d-boy ought to know, 'or not i.nly were all Hi parts of I hi st ovc a total wreck, but the rraiik-ai'hor, Itowiis mi Monday, iiiruuii' for ltooks gave simin rrce auierlt-tug In our paper there for niak'ng hash out of hi- llt'lc wife, sent us word recent1)- that we were llie tur-Key he Intende lo have for thanksgiving. On lie strength otllil- wc opened an adver- rtalklug-beiini and throat -latch Were Iwlsl- i-oiinty with Iimi loa I of iln i c-iltle.

out of shaj and so imx-d up with the Miss Annie Saddler, of IHimmimiiIuii is in lisfiig account with an limb rlaker and goi a town visiting fi -ii s. We have a uutfoii to rial good bran new si md hail I collin thai liui-li Ihi- Item with a ok '-Jim." lo crawl iinde- the litjl ttedoiilit It. In I.oiiilnii theru lias Won formed a national for the suppression ol juvenile The liest nssoclalioii foi tho of Jmcnllo sincikleg Is Inrness tun applied rltflit across thetltal parts. The Kansas City Journal laheli Its Jokes with an expliinulory foot Jjote enclosed in parenthesis al llio hottuin. This is I ke the cliool boy who ilrcw a picture on tint black-hoard anil wrote niovo jt, "lids is a hore." The ili-paielies state that the lilhill-lle Ic.nler, has been arreste.l.

Till-nrui is no relation to us. nit hough there in't mncli differenee between Zluilioil-kl and llulaniski, and very litllo dim renco between a niliil'st and an nliior. The IligliV liov. (ieo. W.

Wood, editoi Kirwin rays our paper Is anti-prohlbilbin and prin'ed on paper the color nf an old toper's nose. Wn nrn sorry the paper house sent lis nose color. We ordered cru-lied strawberry. 'light shoes arosiill the rago unions silly dam-sells. AVe faw two ll I loans this week whose shoes were no tlghl lliey made the girls limp like a hprso with the spring halt, and no round shouldered thoy couldn't feed.

cillll. di.il-plate and colic Inilicator. that I was oblige to send for a practical engineer al an expellee of with board mid traveling ex-pel. ei lo come ai flv It up. Now, there Is nothing niorp sjinpln than the op, ration was Just our ll', but were clu atul out ot wind little pleasure (hero iii.iv be in using li, lieiiloii has been very ill Mil-inek, II.

al is conliued In hi- bed. it lmp i hronielc his full recovery bv in issue. The next ear-luniliiug bu-iarss look plaej in Downs, a wcik ago la-l Sa urday of one of these stovi s. wiih tin most ordi Prui.Mi: KiMiiili. Anoihi I'lt ufad-ile I wish tnglt'ti young men is Ihlss The youth Itmradnvs seems to he pos- "ill Willi llio Idea that because a girl Jjt fur a living, rit her nt some private family, restaurant or hotel, she open nml nothing more or less li public property.

They call Ihrin "ols- eiiii shooters," anil lake lil cities Willi llii'in Ilia) lliey would nut dare tako wore sji niil a poor grl who lino lo -'work nf these girl am rcllnel and of good iitiii iin, and their IminMc sphere In life sjtrdld )mt ftlbject then lo wink, hers, ami other kindred Insults, lull il loi-s nml the nioro shajpe It Is on hi- rat-1 brain roughs nml dudes who (iiim lower the ir innnlioiiil. Hoys ynurowii sisters may meet ft It adverse clri-ii nstntices that will her lo lie, aye, even a "liiieiiil -hooter," and ll is your duty as "lords of creation," to think of Ihcse things occasion-iillv, At IVInlt lliey eall it root lieer. I'lie po-tal note must go. It's n. g.

I'lean- remember takes lots of oil to run ihis Lamp. Frank Itnrln will lie the lit xl elerk of I -jiorne county. Wonder how prnlifhitlon would work In iic ml ill South; This is the inouthiif mnferfMien, mid minute! liavii'i'a Idg feed. Wall Whit more, i-alli-d Wednesday, lie nary common sense. At t'r-l, bcfoic stari expect-lo put ill ipi ill 11 ll Ian.

We could Hud, and al Ihe end of two days they ng your lire, that the oblique ilia- know nf no better phi.s! for an nhlor to ulht, when two avenging angels took us to olio side, and whispered into our II' ate our thai they would meet out iilmic sotue night, with iiolhin to protect us but our high moral character and unlarni-lii I repu- phraghm and veccutru! shaft are in tin I starve than llarlaii. Hue pos. linns; then step to the rear nf tile shipped four carloads, and wrote that Die) would ship the balance some timo dining Ihe week. Mr. Cole was away shooting pigmns when Hie llr-i Irani of apple butler ran is, no miu oiiei-ia al all.

Yas, sah, I hero Is tricks ill all trades cept politics. MitTIHT llandall. Ihe popular hotel mini nf (irecn- tion. Then wo went home and hauled our second hand collin out from iimter the leaf. Ill compaiiv with his family, iillendi'd the K.

of P. ball, WciIiii-mI ay. Mr. is a Knight In more ways Hi in mm, led and rubbed all the dust ant bw. bs .,,.,..11..

I ot.iiiM lit al off all ready for lite. And were disappoint- arrived, and when bis partner received no lice from tho depo agent that (here was some goods al the depo, he Inld Hie agent lo send right down, It seems he was expecting somu (foods which he was out of. stove and reverse the guide plate, say three-quarters of an Inch, force the stretcher bar forward and loo-m the After this slarkyour lire, throw open Ihe leiicn-squeezer nod right oblique liyilrall.ie, sec thai the lan-worm pinion and Auror i llo-rcalis are oiled, bilngthe rotary pitman forward until il i-arrespomls with the maintop nuzeii. Id go llie siijokc stack, borioutal So iiiiiiiv people call hi us during Ihe Tuesday iiveiiings of each mouth, Visilin I again. The next scene occured In Hull t'liy last week, and soniauy are ibing for Ihe IMllgllls well'tliueil, ,1 (i.

C. Monday, when the old nttoruoy-at-law ami paper (hat should wu attempt lo make in ll-lion of -f In-in ad, 'two-lid liil ir entire W. (I. Harvey, nf and see over their basque buttons. lealcr in morals, lempei-aiiee, and real cs- and ho ordered Hie agent to hurry them goods down.

The agent hired all the learns he could Hud, and in about an hour a pro ite, wlioin we in the It f-t I. am An I', isl en; station agent, recently got a A. F. nml A. M.

-I low us LtHlgn No. lici Mr. (I. I'nitou wishes lo niforio Ins pa- liiodeuum, thorough race and breech pin, undertook lo sever ourglzard In three or oi ipowns ineeis ri-giiiariv in regular con cession halted in front of Ihe store and be Hid as the stove begim lo gi under way miitiicalinu mi Iho gil anil fill Sunn ilav ev our places illi a saw blade he used to cut Irons Ih.il he Ins ild his i-nlii'i cod busi gan to unload barrels of apple buller. Mr.

like posit inn on a far wc.lern railroad in a region where all men carry revolvers, and most men carry guns and knives in addition, and lliey do say that that agent has suddenly become so 'ii bane and polite that his friends of "in-li In, mill -i ii'i-lock, Vl-lling iniinit ocrs will he in ill 1 1 welcomed. I plug tobacco with and this too when we I were meditating on llie goodness of the you can tJidn forward Ihe camere; see thai Ihe ramrod is in lis place, unscrew 'lie cerebellum, allow Ihe water gage lo run lip to ness In I). liai diner and wishes all standing aeeoiiuls settled ly November 1st. Spaffonl was probably as near crnzy us any man can be 'hat never Irleq tu edit a news- W. V.

I II HI IN l. W. ord. mid not exinjetlug to hive the oulv rtiiM-n, ri-c. He will be mind ut his mlie-at nil Imnis of papl ou inu i It.

would not know him. the day. liver we have on hand whittled down to peak. loads of apple butler, and when lold lh.il aiiom ingiei in the mi kIc, keep join eye on Ihe ii-iifrucl, ami Ihe siove cannot fail to give satisfaction. And last but ipit It comes Al.

Aiiib-r there wire mi end ear loads more at Ihe dc Iinwns will sieui have a liang-un brass An Indian! suj remo court has decided that dogs aro not property, am! orders the a man who stole a dog. as the po, he turned pale, leaned ngaiiist a barrel band. We hope I he uys ill l-o down in II. I. Washburn, the bliii'ksniilb.

Is pre (mi i-il at all I lilies ilo nil kinds ut work il) ins line, und al pricus thai allow no emu pet liliou, llin'-e-soocii and plow War a specially. gnu I wagon shop noxt dour. Live him a trial, i Tho winter wheat urogresselh with a pnaniinnus and torrilile boon). If procrastination is sik.1i thief, why is a nut issued for his arrest. 'flic fellow who is waiting for something jn turn up, does not wish It to lie Ills toes, Chicago Sl.iKinKW gallon of water of beans and fin no I bin.

-elf with a cudllsh lo Mis.oulri some where pi lliiillgh, son, tho Independent candidate f. slierifl of iishornc county, who inf mis us Unit il do not cease lighting Ins i lection in bolh our '-wspapers. he will put a head lie tried to I li ill it whether his partner had for If there Is aliylhiiig lli.it ought lo be wasted on the desert ail it Is tho liist cfforls null ls-guilty of no crime. 'I his decision il should be liornn In mind by dog thieves, does not prevent Hie owner of a stolen dosr (mm Knoeiiing throe kinds of pic out on us bigger than a hay s'aek. Now wi eer acted shown any Indication thai his mind was wandering, but ho mill, I not remember that sui had been the ea-e.

have a decided obi -utimi to having a head Nat Marsh, Hie railroad a-geut at City, Is a bad man. lie received several kegs of beer one right, coiisiigneil lo a dealer in thai and shorily after missed one ol the i searching I lie vh hilly he found where the keg as-hidden, ami he recovered i', ami borrowing all empty beer Keg he li led it with wa'er from Ihe gutter, md placed it here the other keg had been, mil watched It. Later ionic fellows of a new baud. Th baud supper clean Milliellliilg nvc for the boys, piituilh-laiuliiig llie In on Us as big as a hay siacK, people ,1 day. It npist surely surpilso Is stomach.

The iev fingers of old winter have already clutches on the New Knudand He rallied, however, mid allowed Hie wa gous lo be unloaded, bill tol I the li aiu-ler vould be apt I say we ha I the big head eleuieliey of Ihe we.it her. This will he a big ami -si les our second hand 111 I wo i I Hiat was probably all the apple butler lliey help, and Ihn bend beys should takeoff their I lie engravings for this issue failed to would need Ih'lt day, if lliey economised on hold a hen I ol that diiii' iisioo. Now, giiitlemi'ii, this thing miisi sto) hills anil give a big cheer for Hie holies who them. Dan liicliey an mliorno painter, on lat Priit iifolit vvliil: his wife was absent at a neighbor's, rplertonk to commit a dark deed on his little stop-daughter, aged thirteen. The girl fought him off with a hammer, and when her mother arrived gave no whole thing away.

Separation. Man has lit I Mvorre soon, served him right and liny mi" I tml haul Hut lost until tin next d.iv. Some tunc din ing the night Cole labored so hard in their behalf. look the keg away to a stmc tapped and Willi ono man inteiiiliuu' to cine us as ill took a drink, doctors got a Jul turkey for Thanksgiving, two more canq got liacK. and they wal ln-l hi in pretty A (lilt-ago doctor advertiti -d: I'ou'l with stomach pumps, and the -man fellow ini on our trad uiirliUttnie-, a er iv old close until ih', inlng to sue if he wis off his mi-lake dropsy fur eousunipl ion." Thai's ni obey the injunction lien aft "look not reprolia'c chopping the si'k braid from out right! this eons! ml mistaking ilclir'um upon the In i when it is son el." overcoat every time he lakes a lit, a id a ba-c, but lie seemed to be all right, Tin next morning bo cuiie down and was as loiilshod at tho nun, her of I am I- tremens for miliaria is had ioilgh.

Commercial House, i A. lin.il, prnirii-ttii-, Iiiim Ik-cm lain, ly li', vuli il well iiiiruvi-t mi i-s iiinv lii'st dims in cvciy rcKii)i-i, i 'iiiiinu-i'i inl t'tivi'I ii KK'i iuliy livi'iy i i US. M. ROIiKRTSON, is ii i'iiiied lii tjivii lessons in linn unilii niiii-i of i) very VuiliXy. Slut eiiiiii unices In ui vo lull umi c-nui il't'lii-iisii'ii ctliit-H in iu tin: oi -ir in; uiy l'lMiuns fur I'lubi-nitlciy nr Jlllilililio up fui'iilnlltll! uu lli'li- ciitio-i.

LS, I'll) sii iaii iS; Surgeon, )i-nascs oi llio i--i'. women und pound candidate for Sheriff waiting paicul 'American singers in Knglnnd" is th oniiet. ro will havj soil) Viilco. ones next week, The coin irop heen very good this ear and meal wli l. cheap, This is Rood news lo editors.

The prairies look si.re ami brown, and vegetation begins to look; at (fit hadn't a filend jn llie world. Marian the little gospel town, west of here lonsuines as much lice), qn 1 whisky as many of its larger testers. In France women ivo thirteen yours longer than the men. i'rcnoli women are ly lo drink the red fluid Hat effeivcsi In frniit of Hie store, spaffonl wutehed subject of an item in uu exchange. Then Lin John Ill-own, not.

Ihe one whoso ho ly lies Why is it all tho pictures of doctors and specialists vou sou in tho papers over their "female complaint" advertisements are adorn (J wth long hair! We never had any fcinalo complaint as we know of, hut we around our internal organs, our lif not are some American sjngcis in Lngl.imi in milling in t.he grave, has committed mat him a few minutes, and then cal'e I him into the ollico and (old him It was as good a exactly one uiiiiiterrupted How of peaceful and perfect bliss, and there are times when Well, I hey ought tube ualled home. Ten chances lo one a crowd of inferior singers riinonv; likewise r. Hill-, ilotli gentle men and their brides have llie good wlshc don't beliovo the doctor with long hair wo think that if a dozen or I individuals from tins country have got over there and of tills ollico mi If i hoy want any light on cnnl I cure it any better than one with a iround this nortliwesl are not a littie care time as any to dissolve pal Inersliip. Th.il Lola could take the apple Inn li and he would take the test of the stuff, anil lliey Would sop, Tate. Spaffonl said, at, his time of life lie didn't want to establish an apple iiegau lo claw tho all and -pivad their ills the subject they are welcouit to the AMI cvclono cut ful wo will be tempted to borrow a double oordanl notes all over the llritish domain barreled choi so Knife and mix An ordinance Ulis passed lliis week by md i lint is sending thousands of panic tho city tmiieil onlei ing gnod nideualks to their liver and bile and wish bones up into but ter reservoir, to supply I no whole of stricken pauper ciuigiai i toihis country.

be built on both sides of Morgan Ave, as far Vou can'l tell, even paupers wi I Dec uiidr south as I'clei in in's mid lliglow's; and some oiivuiiisla' -s. enough to make anynuin tired of living, I'rohildtiqn fanticisin reei.ived its merited ijiiietus in Ohio and owa. Would that we could say as mui li for bleeding aiias. We never see a man who parts his hair In the middle hut v'liat wo iuiagino ho is so fioft that a cilia tail could lie. run Into him anywhere.

i-liililrrii Si'i-iiilty. north from Hit! Central House to the corner A Kansas mail visiting the Kast gave an and llieiien the M. K. hiiiclij also from neighbor the Times. Why? For on -part we would rather seo a iqan step Into a saloon and take his drink, than to see them sneiiiiing into some back room, or down some dark cellar holo and tako it secretly nml underhanded.

Ilnwevor, wo aro glad to see (ieorgo cimi out bold, and now if he will go atep further and say "away with everybody that is not a prohibitionist and a church member, his position will be icciiitnt of the fji-liliiy of tho soil of tlii: Morgan Ave. west past the oonirrognthiiial itate, and by illustration, declared that he Wi-coiisin and Cole, look in the situation al mine, on reading a let ter from the New York house, mkiiow ledglug the iccilpt of sixteen dollars, and the firm finally got out of tho apple butler trade by shipping it all over the stale lo lie sold on couimissioii, and shoving it into tlie woods for tho lumbermen, ami the traveling man who told lis about it, says the firm actually mado cIl'IiI hundred dollars Church to Ihe nexl. corner, 'lids Is a good 1 lowns, rviliiKiis. Louis Mi'ii liiim Tailor, iIiu-k all ili Kcrint. and his wife went out to look at their corn ono unrecognizable hash.

What Thky Kkki- Savi.vii Aiuh i- It is 'oo aesthetic for this climate. Gay -lord Herald. The editor says some very witty ami pleasing things, I)elphos t'arrier. It is pictorial and spicy, (if course we will exchange. ('oncqrdia l'lade.

It's Illustrations at)d bunding is made of woo likn tho head of its no'lle founder. Kooks Co. Ilecord. move and a in eib linprovcineiil, If there one evening and found it about knee higii. is an thing that helps Ihe usi-fulue-s and go, id appear.

ine.o a city it is good aid and glowing so fa-t they stuck a sticK up in a hill of corn to see how much it would walks. row by morning, They went, buck nexl imis if jiliiin in claliuriit'e work, HIiH. (JVelCiiiits, i-ti- A ppi-l'i-i-o fit sriui rti i tt-uti ur iiitnii-y tcl'iinili'il. All tint luli-st slylun in ami ti-tj. turttsj.

(iivti hint your order. The new meat market Is now ready for morning, mi I tho stalks had three ears of clear on the apple bolter; I hoy hal Unconsciously coriii fod tlm mat it, but if Cole business. I re, Is a splendid liulo ii'K anil orn on them, and tho stick had a mihhiii, knows his own heart, and he thinks lie docs, A lady teacher in one of he public schools in tho interior believed that many of the boys were armed with revolvers and ping tobacco, and she appointed a day lo search them. She put revolvers enoiisth lo arm a call make sausage that even Itismark Would l(oss illo News. ike.

lie is awful Hutch, though, mid when no will make such a mistake again. The lumbermen say you cm smell apple A former tiiliiien of nt. Joseph, Mil, Mr. wu Interviewed liuu In regard to his It. is tho latest novelty, is fill of good reading matter, and has ai modern conveniences.

Facts, llulaniski can't show how big a fool he is PatricK Ivirly, has mado a fortune In the Sergeant Mason, who waited powder on filiiteati, lias passed into oblivion. Curious he isn't eithnr leptiirlng or running pr ollice. Where there iu one man wlpi will drop "il i'nnts into Ihn contribution box, there aro hundreds who will spend that amount, for a rircus ticket. A cut in the pi ices nf newspapers Is now in lapis. This will bo tho last straw that will necessitate a mustard plaster on tho back of tho camel, The question is out, when does ihe honeymoon cense." ft ceases just as soon as a women begins to cut her corns with her husband's razor, We bate to ackowledgn It, but more people will read petrillod minstrel joko In a h'tt'er for six miles around any camp in the pinery.

F.J. KF.IJ.V, A'lTORNKV AT LAW, Hlsck Hills, Icy colluding something over a opinion on polities, he remarked: "lllvllein. go wSehhv le.ry oaV eal.slc cava'ry oompanv, and plug tolncoo enough to a tobacco sign In business, but some of tho boys dropped their weapons down million empty beer bottlo.i and selling In in through the eohnnns of ono paper, so hi II islil niyii nifya do wlroomt Cuwkcr Ci y. Khus. at four and a half cents apiece, some enter has started another one at towns.

Hurr gscaeiiusAc dm It.cMroiio e.solir la it prising "miner1 should coiiinieiiso working The object, living aroinul Dawson's ma nc-ircar linn an ds ir lioCliu lb I isc was licit li -I- an augol nor a ghost, but Oik lievcMle. It is one of the livilest lit In slncts we gocil (itel llawsuti hiin-elf in his M.dhcr Hubbard I'mn iidliAVII iAi I Yt will be in TONSOKIAI. VhskS (ioinl Win gown after a skunk illi a mop stick. He their trousers' legs, and she dare not carry the oke too far. Ki honl boys of the present day may not be much on mathematics, but they can hit a target with a revolver hall or tobacco juice ns far as anybody.

An exchange says that while hunting in a Pennsylvania town, a man mistook hi companion for a and shot him in have soon, and contaii us much mirth as P.cli's Sun. Wo cheerfully place Downs, on the L'otli Inst, a id will remain got the sknuk--got wot, ll rained that nighl. rVfter rubbing himself all over with nssa- only a shun time. We may bo found at, Ihe ir, south of Hales Fowler'ssloie, when foclida and putting a piece of liuiberger wo will ilo us good work us can he done in cheese under his pillo.v, ho uiaiiagod to Co the back ends of the Kansasdi ug do likewise. There's millions ill II.

with an I tense surplus to throw lit the birds. An exchange says that "John Cintwi ll, of Ccllna, shot his wife and then himself in the potato patch, and both died." We don't doubt it: w'e have iicvi made I lie human make-up a special study, but we should judge that the oliitopatch was about as bad a part of our anatomy as we could be shol In. litirr Oak lievelllc. Whlslty Is a bad thing the best way you can fix It. It breaks up families, Mils our a llio Slate.

I'abics' iiiclur a specially. 2 to sleep, and drempt he as out in a nliowcr of ise-water. Lciioia to (live us a call. newspaper, than the most able sermon from iin eminent divine, A man named Ilablwln elopo I with a lltdy named Freeman, in Victor tow nship, this county, ono day last week, an 1 llio excitement there is great. it.

on our exuhan-iO list. Wyandotte Chief. IIUI.AMSKl'S S.ATt ltllAY KVKMXO I.AM1' is a new gilt-edged, hightoned, illustrated and tinted paper, hailing from Downs, Kan. It is the host weekly paper coini; to this oflice, scandia Journal, lltll 'inlski'a new paper, tho asks usto.V. It is too full of humor for in to refuse, and wo shall watch carefully to see if it lights The s'lperstieious uses out of Weare personally acquainted Willi this a 3 i 5 'S i.

a- 3 An exchaugi his a long arlieli headed How Novels are written." It can be linn, mi can recommend their work to be as fine us in bo done in tiny large city, aslly proven that, my of tho novels of the eye. Tho injured man received ten thousand dollars damages recently. Thai was eminently correct, only the amount was not largo enough. Any man who can't tell the dlfferenoi bntwoin a man and a musk-rat, ought to be sentenced to pay a fine of a milli'in dollars, and bo placid where he would not see a gun for fifty years, we don't believe there is a man, even in Pennsylvania, that bears the slightest rcsein-bVncc to a muskrat. As wn have a different set of roaU rs here from those of our other paper, the the day wrl ten by a gang of longhaired poetic cranks, who live In an attic of K.

UK I'. IIai.1. The grand uniform bull given by Magnolia Lodge li. of P. of this -a ii "2 2 in Jans, luorlcates the wheels of divorce courts and wi I burst any individual church or political organization that monkeys wi II the fog and darkness thoy are now in.

eily Wednesday will not he forgotten by 3 those in al lend nice for along while. The new ball was lille I Willi a very select parly Salem Argus. Ilillanlski' genius being 1 10 closely anyway. 3l' -i i. a a New York leiieine.it and sub.l.t at the free lunch cm iters The novel costs tho publisher fro live to ten dollari and he pilots a few tons of tlioin and sell" heiu to tho youth Hie la-i I for from ten to twenty-live c-nts each.

One of these It is said that the cucumber crop through drawn with oulv one paper, the Velern of members of the order ami their friends, many of whom came many miles, he danc .3 out the country has been sadly nipped by the I ate frosts. (Had of it. Xow the cu- ing was carried on until a late, rather 2 Kmpire, at Hull City, ite started ai.other at Downs, well Siied wiih ir and news. May the I.a.mi' ever be kept trimmed and Wkstkrx Km a political Horn may as well do uMe duty: "While attcnUini: early, hour, and Ihere wa ire real enio; novel, J.nlieioiislv circulated II up-et more religion in a weeks lime than forty revivalists can build up. cuinlier knows how it feels it-elf, Hurling-ton Free Press.

I'uinpkir. pie comolh on We probably won't get a smell of one, but Its tho correct thing for us to say it's eominj on apace this scaion of the year. A recent writer deoares that "the real curse of this country is not whlsKoy or pot-itios, lnt dyspepsia." Wonder whi', kind of a liver regulator he has for sale, It is believed that several additional railroids will have t-) be built into Kansas In order to carry off the present growing orops hifore it will doeiy In the bin. Freight business, in Kinsa: was never bet-'er. 1 liousai ds of trains go out loaded Wiih and rye.

and come hack nailed with old rye, for the Kanas suffer- A North Carolina camp meeting broke up In a row becaiifee on of the elders kissed well llile i Lance. i --3 Ill Now York all tho big diilics have rut down their prices to two ccnls. but milk 1 a. 5 .22 is -sJ as k. and street ens tickets arc steady.

I'opcka Lane court at Al. Anders-m got in his work, lie claims to the people that, he is tho verv essence of economy, and Is il able to do a lick of work, and aks them for their suffrage. Hut when court time comes he is on hand like a sore thumb. In the above instance he attempl'-d to collect doulilo fees of the county for his scrvicei, charging per day as un let sheriff and ol per ay as bailiff or janitor, one mm cannot fill both these prdtl.jns a-, tiie same Wn no lii t'l i ccipl o' JIlT.A .1 -Kl's KvKMXO I.AMI",'' tin! new pap -r just IhiWiia, ley tliit gi-trus nl 'i went J. Iln'iiii'ski, llll nil nf 111 I WlJst- Ivt'ti'ti! nl IJi'l ('itv It Another Kiiglisli beauty, s.

utiival- monl to the square Inch Mini we have witnessed iu the west in many a day. The gallant Knights prescntc I a da. 1 org appearance with their line uniform', Having plumes and glittering sword which, together with the bright cosl imcs nf Hm scores of beautiful won, no, made a scene both splendid ml In. It-resting, The music wis c.ct lent, and enough to make anybody's toes tingle to join in ihe uuzy, and cverv j.o-sih!' comfort slid col, Hellene" was arranged for I be gupgis. Altogether It was a brilliant sure ss.

both financially and us asocial rVe-it and it is to be It is 4 neat, newsy sheet, full of good things, and -how-big very plainly the work of tho editor. We are glsl to add the Lamp to '-tfrl's, and h-pe it in uontiime to shine until it lights the pathway of it edi or lo wcjlih and une. Kirwin Republican. Wo were mournfully dragging ourself through a hit of foci lent to the dcease of our in-'Mier-in-la-A', but our sp rits went way up when we read thi ne lis Wcs', Is lining to this country, a -3 a 2. 5 1 2 a here is a chance for Mr.

i'opi ka Lance. -3 '3 Somo men who have vague uneasy feelings lief uff Iiiiii-I it-il 'pi'itil i it ptjjer, in 1 w-'s'i-r i wit -oil an I no- all wrong. AVe if she was ood one or the usiers. This is would have kissCd too onk in sr. mi-l ike th'i symptoms mid think in love or religion, hen it's only worms.

ill IK' ilt il time and c-illrc. pay for his and we n.arvnl groatiy at the audacity and won- dcr nt the won Jer'nl cliek of this nun derson. Wcadm'ra greenbacks, ocrat or riiubllcan. who place th'-ir hmoi tplllV ('(J'llliil jiiit-lslicr. It fiaper, and soon our eia-ie icnp which f-rb-f and St.

tad left their uni'ed itnprii expn -J -d tint. I our I ti nut: nf i hoped the public will be favored with like t-nlcrtaiuminlsin the future at less 'ittervels than in the past, ihe K. of P. (lodge of is been di-eoTere that one cam of Me ro.i:urity..rt!i! telephone con-i-ts in the tact that by means of ii a man can talk With a Mend minu'es without askieg something. -Whing makes a man waul lo Kick himself nrotu.d a block qi.ieKer thin a go el too'lucha.

he brV. er li an cy I inten p'llilieiani on the ground. -3 i 3 i upon principle, but we rttspie a man who ft-cth hung aro I rritcnd- tn be one thiol and lives aoo'tii r. serine ft ii.iVecnii- itiulivj a it in in n.s ike-i. l.cr Ull'inlehl JlUinal.

i-ts. tis foi.i- oi in It flour- 3-1 sJi3 Downs ilid Itself proud, i-lr tM Si TlS.UI. fd K. Icll.i Voters, what do you fhi'ik of it..