Altoona Tribune from Altoona, Kansas • 4

ATCHISON GLOBE PHILOSOPHY. When a girl lias her hair curled, she THE TRIBUNE ALTOONA, -o- KANSAS. Upstairs, Over Postottice. subscription rates: OneYenr (in advance) $1.00 Six Months f0 Three Months 25 The "big head" ia a popular way of Clear up he complexion, cleanse the expressing common and verv fluent. Jivor mid tone the system oil eau i host ill this by a dose or two of De- ailment.

It rises from various sources, wju.s UMt, Ki.sers. Safe, reli- hut the real foundation is a lack of little pills with a reputation. The sense. A little money develops it in pills that everyone' knows. Uecom-some people; a few Rood clot hes tfives lY J- K.

Eson Co. it to others; a little olliee, where a Frank Scott was in Caney last Sun- chance is Kiven to exercise a lit! day visiting 'llltivtl authority, is often the cause of it, tuf bul dry and crack while others get it having a little better the skin a box of salve can save much ioh thnii their nssiiciatea The truth in discomfort. In buying salve look for 'mMONDBRAW MSI. is half dressed. Preachers are about the only people who can work less and give better at-isfaetion; short sermons always please.

A man who can't stand it to have stories told on him has no business in politics. What has become of the old fashioned woman, who, when she went to a strange town, was "all turned around?" Men are hated for different reasons; some men are called "old hypocrites" because they teach morality and temperance. When a woman gets a letter from her kin, her husband waits anxiously till she gets through reading it, to learn who is coming this time. When a stranger arrives in a country town and remains more that two days without telling his business, people agree that he is either a detective or a gambler. There always seems more excuse for a man to beat a mule than whip a horse.

the name on the box to avoid imita-tations, and be sure you get the original DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. Sold by J. K. Eson Co. If you have anything to sell, advertise it in the Tkihi'NE.

It will soon be time to think about getting in the op again. 11. P. Smith was in Yates Center the first of the week on business. PUBLISHED EVERY THURSDAY.

AUSTIN v7bUTCHER, Editor and Proprietor. ilerwl lit thf jKititiiltico In Aitoona, husks, seeoncl-olHua mntU'i i 1 1 nit Aal of Con-jrrtMnf Mnroli II. Wv. Senator Curtis. The city election is drawing nih.

THR next thinff will be old St. Valentine. Wll.SON County has some new officers this week. Now Iowa has gone into the lynching business. no sensible person gets the "big head." The one who became stuck up and stiff-necked from sources of any kind, are weak in the intellectual calibre.

Tlir titfllt JWliwf. Mr. August Sherpe, the popular overseer of the poor, at Fort Madison, says: "Dr. King's New Life Tills are rightly named; they act more agreeably, do more good and make one feel better than any other laxative." Guaranteed to cure biliousness and constipation. 2.1c at J.

R. Esou Co's drug store. T. W. Duncan, of Lebanon, who had been in Aitoona visiting his son, T.

C. Duncan, and family for several days left last Monday on the (Iyer for his home. W. C. Nciwlne, of Flat River, lathe lead mine district of Missmui, lists s'.

r.t us thU photo of a pair of Diamond Brum1. slits worn JO uionths underground where average nOoitt 6 weeks. Our heavy Diamond Bnmd work shoes are in every way as superior in their class as arc our highest grade dress slves mid ve make y.cr fine shoes than any other House in the West. Sunday John Showaltci visited over with relatives in Neodeslia. There was an invisible eclipse of the sun last Monday.

In fact, the sun was invisible all day. If a man abuses the authority he has, Mrs. (J. E. Kerns went to Roper last ie is pretty apt.

to think he have Hood and Boost for anything that beneficial. Monuay io vi.su ior a lew days with her sister, Mrs. U. F. Shoop.

OM SPAN Daniel DeBaun, of Blackburn, Okla-homa, who had been visiting relatives i in Aitoona for several days, left last Monday for his home. Doesn't it make you feel ashamed amnios Qffe to borrow your neighbor's uaner everv I week? Don't you know vour neighbors VY MAKE SHOES TlAN ANY OTin flOUSE THE WEST W. R. Mc.Murray left yesterdav for Uret tired of you borrowing their paper, Kansas City to attend the Harness especially if you are as able to sub-Dealers Convention and also to buy his st'nl)e as they. Now don do it any spring stock of harness, saddles, whips, 1 "oru- almanac.

They give e'tc them away at the drug store. Dec 38C more power. When a man is sick his woman folks say confidentially to those who inquire: "Oh, all that's the matter with him is that he's been eating too much." Some young men apparently score their successes when they stand in a drutf store and talk over the telephone to some girl about fudge and things. Women come nearer enjoying sickness than anyone else, but they will never be thoroughly satisfied in the role of an invalid until doctors have bargain days. Some babies cry as though thev are in pain, while others cry as though they need a spanking.

Possibly it is all right to be extravagant; tu live well, and spend your money freely, but don't be wasteful. There is this difference After a woman has been married a few years, she does most of her dreaming at night. An Atchison man claims to be able 0 I I 1 A I II 0 uoia vveatner It's cheaper to express your opinion than it is to send it by mail. Governor I loch is now serving on his second term as governor. AT leaat two thirds of the married men you meet are henpecked, but they knov; it (Iovkrnor Hoch'a message was pretty long, but it takes a lot of space to tell all about Kansas.

There hasn't been much winter weather so far but who knows but what we'll celebrate the next Fourth of July by sleigh riding. There are 52 girls and 41 boys in the state school for the blind. It must be interesting to watch those girls make goo-goo eyes with their fingers at the boys. W. R.

Stubbs got the harpoon run clear through his system, although if the people had been voting for senator he more than likely would have been elected. to go into a crowd of girls and pick out is yet to come but it will be here nevertheless, but that hasn't anything to do with our fine and stylish line of furniture, but we want everybody to come and see our elegant goods. Everything in the furniture line can be found here. Best Line of Wall Paper in Aitoona the handholders as tast as he sees them. It is safe to bet that a man is generally polite if he is that way in talking over the telephone.

The only reason some men care to succeed is to be able to show their superiority to their enemies. Almost any married man can make his friends smile by saying he is per- tectly free to do as he pleases. A plain girl who carries a large line THE flyer on the Missouri Pacific cele- brnted the election of Curtis by being i only thirty minutes late last Monday, i This alone shows that Curtis wa3 a railroad candidate. There matter which $omel Shearer Yl of smiles hasn't much to fear from the pretty girl with the solemn face. For Sale by The Certain Lumber Co.

Occassionally a woman makes her husband ridiculous by treating him in public as a woman treats an only child of our have Seemingly for- gotten. neceary in our I We are very and do son. Every boy is anxious for the time to come when he can shave. Wheir it he lind it about as troublesome as carrying coal. There is a good deal of vanity about COME IN AND INSPECT OUR GOODS.

1 1 men, as well as about women, nut a man never cares much what kind of a not to 'peal: of if. TllE Japanese are not slow to catch onto the new fads and fancies as well as the same of the solids. It is now: announced that the Japan Government has closed a twenty year contract with California oil kings for the annual delivery of 20,000,000 barrels of crude oil H.CUBER THE RIGHT PRICED JEWELER. AN OLD PROVERB: WATER CMS DEEP. looking corpse he makes.

0 0 DCC 33C Most of this in to be used for fuel on their naval vessels, and in government works. When the railroads of this country and the navy catches on to fuel oil, there will be a demand for all of the production of mid-continent oil. the There are two kinds of girls in If you are nettling anything in the jewelry line, see me for lowest prices on best poods. Fine watch repairing and gold work a special I v. H.

H.lUBER, WEST SIDE MAIN STREET. Let me order your Musical Instruments for you. bUit Lock 1 mi Barn nen a strong, neaitny man gets a severe pain, he is sure he is nearer death than he invalid who loafs around the edge of the grave continually. Of course it will make the women mad, but perhaps the cause of a great many attempted flirtations is that men find the girls they don't know more attractive than those they know. Nearly every person who is subject to attacks from the stomach suffers from a morbid dread of a dietetic treatment for relief, that is three-fourths starvation, and one-fourth toast and milk.

On the other hand you can eat as you please and digest the food by the aiil of a good digestant, thus giving the tied stomach equally as much rest. Eat what you please and take a little Kodol for Indigestion after vour meals. It digests what you eat. Sold by J. R.

Eson Co. Elmore Blackburn and Joe Lynch visited in Buffalo last Sunday between trains. Pure ground wheat and corn chop for sale at the elevator. Wll.MuTIl, I.I.OYD& SSYDEK. F.

M. Eymer went to California, Missouri, last Sunday. George Scott returned on the flyer last Monday from Caney, where he had been on a visit and also attending to matters pertaining to business. N. Smith, of the Aitoona Mercantile Company, left last Monday for Deepwater, Missouri, where he will visit and also transact business matters for several days.

S. Gardner left for Kansas City last Monday morning to spend the week attending the Implement Dealers Con-, vent ion Ctnut uf Hint 'i'l'tmlilf "It is now eleven years since I had a narrow escane from consunniLion. 0 world, the girl who works and the girl who gads. Commend us to the former. Work lends dignity to a pretty girl, is un added charm to her.

The girl who works, God bless her, combines the useful and ornamental. She might gad about, roll on sofas, gossip and read story books, but she prefers to be of some account in the world and goes out stenographer, teacher, saleslady or housekeeper bravely makes her own way. Such are the salt of the earth and of such is the kingdom of heaven. A MAN who answered advertisements in cheap story papers has had some interesting experiences: He learned that by sending one dollar to a Yankee he could get a cure for drunkenness. And he did.

It was "take a pledge and keep it." Then he sent fifty two cent stamps to lind out how to raise turnips successfully, lie found take hold of the tops and pull." Doing young he wished to marry, and sent thirty-four one cent stamps to a Chicago firm for information as to how to make an impression. When the answer came it read, "sit down on a pan of dough." It was a lit tle rough but lie was a patient man and thought he would yet succeed. Next advertise Many Bargains. 1 Our big sale was a grand success in every wav, and we are more than pleased with the results, but we wish to inform you that many bargains are still in evidence at this store. Probably you desire to make some one a 3k nice gift.

If so, come to my store. I have the If 4.t 1 .1 before the horse IS stolon. I have the Locks, also everything else in the hardware lino. The cold weather is yet to come, and it will be here sooner or later probably you need a new sLove. Our line is complete.

Come in and see what a real hardware store looks like. auu ui-ni, line wi wau-iics, i iiis arm everyining you might desire in the jewelry line. Come and see, I also have all kinds of musical instruments. S. Gardner.

H. Wl. Swearengen, a infllJ 3C POST-OFFICE JEWELRY STORE. unuua ment lie answered read, "How to double your money in six months." IL u'nd fmmmw r.i. writes C.

O. Floyd, a leading business man of Kershaw, S. C. "1 had run down in weight to pounds, and coughing was constant, both bv day and by night. Finally I began taking Dr.

Kings New Discovery, and continued this for about six months, when my cough and lung trouble were entirely Taylor Herringtoii's Livery Feed Stable gone anu I was restored to my normal weight, liO pounds. thousands ot I persons are healed every year. Guaran Ni.i nun iiiun, fold them, and he would see his money doubled. Next he sent for twelve household articles and he got a package of neciles. Ib was slow to learn, so he sent a dollar to find out how to get rich.

"Work like the devil and never spend a cent." And that stopped him, but his brother wrote to find out how to write a letter without pen or ink. He Was told to use a pencil. Ex. teed at .1, K. hson Vo ttrug store.

and $1.00. Trail bottle free. Richardson Wiley We are Special Agents for the AHiimin, Tonka if $intn Fe HaHtn.ty. Consult us when you go eaiit or west and get our low rates. We will save you money.

Fire, Lightning, Tornado and Plate Glass Insurance. Pest Companies. Lowest Rates. TEXAS LAND. liny fiinii In the hmplre State that will vlelj from JUH) to tffl nn ncre.

Prices from Hu to mi blth. Kxciirslona first mid third Tuesdays of enoli month. For call on or write HIC'H AKD30N WILEY, Aitoona, Ks Loans on Real Estate. Office at CITIZENS BANK. R.

fliristensoii Best Rigs in town Our 'Bus meet3 all trains. 'Phone No. 55, ALTOONA KANSAS. Mothers Who plve their children Ken-nedy's Laxative Cough Syrup invariably indorse it. Children like it because the taste is so tileasant.

Cnntaina Hnnpv undTar. It is the Original Laxative; Blacksmith Wagon maker Shop in Hardy Addition. Altoa, Kansas Cough Syrup and is unrivalled for the relief of croup. Drives the cold out through the bowels. Conforms to the National Pure Food and Drug Law.

SoW by J. R. Eson Co. Ac for job TjQorli..