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indoors to await the result. In due WHY IS IT? timo Nero returned with the steak; and for a year or two afterwards went to the butcher almost daily, alway Working Beneath Your Ribs The liver daily turns out a yellow liquid utilized in several ways in the system, but when diverted from its proper uses, a blood poison of pernicious activity. For yellowness of the skin, nausea, furred tongue, and other indicia of biliousness, use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters and insure speedy relief. Use it, also, for constipation, kidney and bladder ailments, rheumatism and dyspepsia. A LOCAL NEWSPAPER.

WA-KEENEY. KANSAS bringing back his purchases without mishap. So many stories have been current during recent years of canine sagacity that one is prepared to believe a great a philosopher Is book-stall deal with regard to the doings and Many ruck. OLD SAWS IN RHYME. honest oonfession Is good for the soul; thiil as a rail, or as bluck as a coal.

Jl hen that Is setting will never grow fat wise as an owl or as blind as a bat. the twig first beul so the tree is inclined; As many opinions as people we find. sensible proceedings of the "friend of man." A curious story of this kind has lately been told by the secretary Mirrors tell the story of faces beautified by the aid of Glenn's Sulphur Soap. Hill's Hair and Whisker Dye, 50c. The best.

of King College Hospital, London, ERREirS wear out than rust out; the under dog He states that the porter in charge of the entrance hall was one day lately attracted by the loud barking of a dog kick: JSmpty wagons make most noise; Tom, Harry at the door of the hospital. Ho found auu Dick. Jl lick and a promise; ill news travels fast; there three dogs, one very much in you're not? rich at forty your chances are I Tonio jurcd and exhausted by loss of blood, and other two, who, it seems, had at Why So Many Such Injustice? A good conscience and Divine grace may do much, but if the key to a man's body be bad, the man's life will be a failure. If the foundation of a building is weak, the prudent owner promptly repairs it. Is there not some reason why prominent men who inspire the utmost confidence, become criminals, and seek foreign asylums! The professed Christian, the devoted father, the most honored men, after filling positions of trust for years, fall We see this daily, and have found no solution to the mystery.

If the medical profession gave this matter their attention, would it not be better than wasting their time grinding over their 'isms, or, worse still, declaiming against improvements that benefit mankind, but do not happen to como from their highly-respected schools! They are being taunted by the scientists that they are but little further advanced in their studies than they were years ago, while a wonderful advancement of benefit to suffering humanity, has been mado by scientists outside the profession. A few days ago, the medical profession proclaimed to the world that bnght's disease was incurable. They are unable to explain in the slightest degree its causes. It is only within two or three years that it has become known that such a disease is only an advanced kidney trouble, which was treated with indifference at first, as of no consequence. Within a few years tho truth has become established that most diseases arise from derangement of the kidneys; that if these organs are in a healthy condition, theso diseases would not exist, and when corrected, the disease ceases.

For years this has been the key-note of the great remedy known as Warner's safe cure, and from tho best obtainable information, the fame of the remedy comes from outside the medical code. Nevertheless, the popularity of Warner's safe cure continues to increase, regardless of its placo of birth. The liberal branches of the medical profession are fast recognizing its merits, and we expect they will ere long bo proclaimed in medical halls and conventions. Perhaps its nrnnrietors and Dorfector may never see it, tracted the porter's attention by thei past. The harder the storm is the sooner it's over; J3e just before generous; living in clover.

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Price, 81. FOB SAM BY ALL DltlTOfSISTS. J.S.MEBREI.L DRTJOCO hay and grass; there are tricks In injured dog had apparently cut hi foot with a piece of glass, and ho wa traced hy blood-marks to the spot where the accident happened. From this track it was clear that the animal on tho baby's face, and this so gently as not to disturb her in tho least. Tho dog's actions attracted tho attention of the mother and others, who were filled with astonishment at his sagacious kindness; but to one who has watched the dog as I have watched him, his power of observation is never surprising, however wonderful it may be, and indeed is.

Tho value of sheep dogs is well known; but I believe tho one whose sagacity I am now about to commemorate stands out almost alone amongst his fellows. His master is a small farmer, and the proprietor of a single cow. For him the dog acts as cowherd. Each morning the dog's dinnc. is tied up in paper and fastened round his neck, after which he drives the cow to pasture.

He remains near the cow all day, and as nearly as possible at mid-day ho slips tho collar over his head, tears open his parcel and eats his meal with the air of one who has earned it. Then he pushes tho collar on again with his paws, and resumes his guard until dusk, when ho drives the cow honi3. This story is vouched for by several people who have witnessed the whole "performance," and who know the dog well. One or two of the abovo anecdotes have appeared in print, being published in a London newspaper to which the present writer communicated them some timo ago. For tho rest, I have said that I can not exactly vouch for their complete accuracy; for in theso days, one has to be very careful in guaranteeing the truth of even tho most probable occurrences.

I have in my note-book several stories of canine intelligence even more wonderful than any of the foregoing; but theso I refrain from giving here, inasmuch as I have not been able to prove their truth, even to my own satisfaction. But I would say, in conclusion, that a considerable experience of dojs has made me disinclined to refuse rft-dence to many a dog story which ould strike the sceptic as highly improbable, so great is my belief in the animal's sagacity. And I feel convinced that any ono who makes at all a careful study of tho dog can not fail to believe in his reason equally with myself; for there are things done by dogs which can never be explained as merely tho outcome of what is termed animal instinct Chamber's Journal. had come by the shortest possible cut to the hospital, his two friends ac orn panyirig him to call attention to his condition. The best and surest Remedy for Care of all diseases caused by any derangement of the Liver, Kidneys, Stomach and Bowels.

Dyspepsia, Sick Headache, Constipation, Billons Complaints and Malaria of all kinds yield readily to tho beneficent influence of Stories of doggie's affection are com mon enough; but I know of none more touching than that told by a Mrs. C- who once ave a carriage dog to a friend to keep for her during he prolong absence. The following is the brief of her story as told in the Chicago Mail. For the child of the family thi but the time will surely coma, as it has come with other valuable discoveries. Perhaps a hundred years from now, tho discoverer of this valuable remedy 'may receive some honorable title for the benefit ho has conferred upon mankind.

each trade cua'i uu ver won till ths end of its played, man's bis own doctor; clothes borrowed don't lit; Brevity always the soul of wit. may be good but good breodlng Is more; of his shadow; don't stick in your oar. Poverty makes for us bedfellows strange, Hanging's too good for him sweet is revenge. swnp horses while crossing a stream; by contraries goetli a dream. rogues falling out honest men get their flue; distance enchantment Is lent to the view Jack of all trades but master of none; Conscience makes cowards of every one.

There's nothing so bad it can not be worse; 'To some people money is only a curse. "Unadorned beauty the most is adorned; Some's where the heart is; forearmed is forewarned. There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip; The little leaks often will sink a big ship. JBlood's thicker than water; all cry and nc wool proud heart is made by a stomach that's full. 3Iany go out to shear and come home Fgain shorn Jill's not gold that glitters a man's made to mourn.

"It takes two a bargain to make; soorgrapes; Taxes and death are what no one escapes C. Dodge, in Detroit Free Prest, dog conceived one of those preferences for winch dogs, abovo all other am mals of the brute creation, have been distinguished. He played with her walked with her, ate with her, slept Leif Erlkson's Voyage. Five hundred years before the three little ships of Columbus were pursuing their uncertain way across the At near her, followed her if she rode, and mourned inconsolably if she left home without him. It was the evil fate this little child to contract the scarle fever, and tlirourh all her illness the dog never left her side unless forcei' to do so, and then his cries were so un ceasing that, for quiet's sake, ho wras admitted again to the sickroom.

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When the coflin was SOME DOGS. carried from the house, he followed it lantic, more than half a century before the Normans had disturbed the Saxon rule in England, tho Norsemen had turned their adventurous prows toward the shores of North America. According to the Icelandic Sagas, a fleet filled with these mailed and bearded sea kings, lead by young Leif Erikson, son of the great Erik the Red, set sail from Greenland in 1002, discovered Newfoundland, then Nova Scotia and afterwards cruised along the New England coast to Vineyard Sound. The two following years Thorwald, Leif's brother, made voyages to New England, but in an encounter with the aborigines, received a deadly wound, and his disheartened followers, burying their dead chief on shore sailed for home. Some local traditions say that the body of tho slain Thorwald was interred on the green slopes of Point Allerton, at the mouth of Boston har-bar.

Boston Olobe. and when the small mound that cover Sto- ed it was raised, he resumed his watch Few Old and a Few New ries SWEARING AND LYING. FOR AIL DISORDERS OF TH Stomach, Liver IS and Bowels there. No entreaties could persuade him to leave it. He never tasted food again; and in the course of nature fol lowed his little friend it may be be lllnstratins Canine Sagacity, Reason and Affection.

-TAKE- Two Soul-Destroying Habits That Can Not lie Decried Too Strongly. In one of tho reports received a conscientious teacher writes: "I would like advice at some convenient time on yond the confines of that mysterious hereafter, where those who love aro re united. At a mooting of the British Associa Another dog-and-child story well method of punishment for continual swearing and falsehood." A very im BTBICTLY VEGETABLE. portant question indeed. There are worth repeating was lately told in the Philadelphia Times, full details being given, in case of any doubt as to the writer's veracity.

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nearly full-grown bull-pup belonging An Extraordinary Phenomenon. No other term than the above would apply to the woman who could see her youthful beauty fading away without a pang of regret. Many a woman becomes prematurely ment of children, and this is one of them. The teacher should tax herself to break up such venomous habits at to Mr. Thomas Glone, who resides Catarrh at 1017 Locust street, Philadelphia.

Mr. M'Glono expresses himself "will ELY'S GREAMBALM I had catarrh 10 bad old ana naggar a Decauso oi lunctionai derangement. What a pity that all such do not know that Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre ing to Dack mm against the c.iniue once. It it can be done by skill and tact, so much the better.

If not, try any legitimate means that the circumstances will allow. Consult parents tion at Aberdeen, Sir John Lubbock read a very interesting paper on the Intelligence of Dogs, the main point of liis discourse being that, in place of trying to make the dog understand tis, we should endeavor to understand the log. Sir John illustrated his lecture 1' an anecdote of his own dog, which, Jie told his hearers, was gifted with intelligence enough to choose correctly out of seven cards denoting the different days of the week, that one which represented the actually present day. J5ir John's dog, in fact, is very like our old friend the "learned pig" of the iair in point of intelligence; but it has noccurred to the writer, who has a considerable acquaintance amongst dogs, that it might bo worth while to make public a few dog stories illustrative of world for intelligence." "In the rear of Mr. M'Glone's house is a cellar scription will restore their organs to a normal state, and make them youthful and beautiful once more For the ills to which the daughters of Eve are peculiarly liable twelve feet deep.

The entrance to it and directors. If every thing fails, kindly ask that such a pupil be removed from the school, and let him feel all the tne "frescrintion" is a sovereign remedy. is covered with a rickety trap-door. One day the little child of one of Mr. M'Glone's neighbors wandered into It is tho only medicine sold by druggists under a positive guarantee from the manufacturers, that it will eive satisfaction in whilo that the necessity for such action there were great torn in my note, one place wai eaten through.

Two bottles of ElyU Cream Balm did the wort. My note and every case, or money will be returned. See guarantee on bottle wrapper. tne yarn, ana was enjoying a romp with the bull-pup, when it fell on the cellar-door. The door quivered, and is all owing to his own weakness.

If it is a single case it is better by far to deprive him of school privileges for a time than endanger tho school. It i3 not always a hopeless case. Should pfc-g that run at larcre In the head are well. ft 3. gradually sunk downwards on its rusty hinjres.

The pup saw the child's peril. ifcMillen, Sibley, Mo. canine intelligence, each of which, he streets be considered public pen-slumners? Cleveland Hun. I A Babe In tho House is tho source of much sunshine and iov. A lsa.nnllA1 fnta nntril anri Ih norma.

Iila thinks, is in no way inferior to that Price 60 cents at dniircUits; by mail, re orlsterei, Ota. KLY BROTHERS, iUli Ureonwiuh New York. and springing forward; grabbed its dress between his teeth, and, bracing When quite small, children tell stories. They have a very vivid imagination, and with but little experience told by Sir John Lubbock. Without brightening many a dark cloud and lightening many a heavy load but joys continual abide only in a healthy body.

The TO HHVC HCITH THT UVfS) MUST ttt IN ORDJCR. Touching for the complete truth of all the following anecdotes, the writer the world they about conclude that Creator with great wisdom has distributed things are true when it is a mere con imagines, from his own experience of over tho earth vegetable remedies for every ill of human kind. This marvelous Laboratory reveals its secrets to' man only by long ception of the mind. They nre not old enough to use their judgment and have no conscientious scruples about such ana searcning taoor. ow men nave attained greater success than Dr.

R. V. Pierce; nor devised for suffering humanity things as et. It is a critical period in their budding natures and needs pa a greater production than his "Golden Medical Discovery," the unfailing remedy for tient and constant oversight and direction. But the habit of swearing can consumption in us earner stages, as wen as forchrouio nasal catarrh, scrofula, tumors and all blood disorders.

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ife and shuts one out of the best soci ety. It bars tho continence of the business and social world in general, which w. Jj. itorcLAS si.oo gnor, the Inal Mil only bund-aeired writ 4.to Shoo In the world. qnuli custom marie hand tewed alioes that coat from to H9.

everybody It is a virulent poison to any young life and an ever-darkening shadow over advancing age. It corrupts happiness and destroys self-control. Both lying and swearing must be driven from the sacred presence of L. DOUGLAS Ok re 9 himself, tugged with might and main to pull the child back to terra firma. The door continued to sink, however, and the dog was not heavy enough to support' the weight of tho child.

He seemed to realize this, but never wavered in his duty, and when the door fell with si crash, the dog and child went down together. Tho lieavy door fell on the dog's back as he stood on tho cellar-iloor with tho child lying between his legs. The child's cries and the dog's lamia attracted the attention of Mr. M'Glone, who rescued them both from the pit. Tho shild was uninjured, but the dog was considerably bruised." "The pup undoubtedly saved the child's life," says Mr.

M'Glone, "and his value has appreciated in my eyes about one hundred per cent" The following 6tory was told as "having the merit of A gentleman in one of our suburbs owns, or did own. a lino specimen of the spaniel breed, which is very fond of children, and which, when any little one visits his master's house constitutes himself their companion, playmate and guardian. A few days ago a lady with an infant visited the gentleman, and in the course of the tlay the child was laid on a pillow on the floor to amuse itself for a time. The dog took his place near the little one as usuaL The day was hot and the flics many, and they made the baby the target of frequent attacks. Tl.is rendered her restless.

Doggie watched her for a few minutes, and then, walking close up, with his nose or paw $3 SHOE. The only S3 8KAMI.FS8I the school-room or play-grounds. Os- "the animal, that where he has not been to fully facts, there is at least no reason to doubt the bona fides of those who have related the following incidents: The first dog of which I shall speak iielongod (he is dead now) to an old friend of mine. He was a fine collie, -called Nero. Like some other dogs of itnv HC(Hgiiiitauce, he Was in the habit of goingHo the butcher's each morning with his master, who always gave Jtfero his purchases in a fish-basket, to bo by him carried home.

One day it -occurred to the master that Nero might as well he taught to go to market by himself. So he began each morning to say the word "Butcher" very solemnly to Nero immediately before setting out to which word Nero gravely slowly wagging his tail the while. This went on for a few weeks ith clockwork regularity. Then camq wot day. Nero was given the basket its usual, with a note in it asking the Lutcher who had been warned beforehand to exchange it for a pound of teak, and taken to the door.

Then his master said to him "Butcher," enunciating the word even more than usuaL Nero looked thoughtful and hesitated. lie was then motioned off in the accustomed direction. Presently he went a few steps ind looked back. "Butcher, Nero, butcher," repeated his instructor; and eventually the dog, after two or three false starts, went off with a rather dejected 2pearancc, and my friend went cum in ins world, wiia-l kaloosa (la.) Herald. in out tactta or nail.

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