The Student from Neodesha, Kansas • 2

Fifth Grade News. Edited by Mas. Lizzie Johxs. Published Every Wednesday at the Beg' lster Office by J. O.

-Morgan. fused, "I did not notice the resemblance." "Here, my dear husband," said a loving wife, "I have brought you a little silver pig for luck." Its a charm, you know, dear, to bring happiness to a house." "Ah, how kind of you darling! But Entered at the postofflce at Neodesha, Kan las, as second-class matter. wVi ahnnld nood a. tiffin nicr tn hrincr Alva Brittain was a toothache victim Monday forenoon. Louie Lemon, who was absent several weeks on account of poor health, is with us again.

Esther Holland spent last Saturday and Sunday in Wichita, seeing the sights of that city. Katie and Agnes Zwissler have moved to Independence. This takes from our roll two of our best pupils. Frank Baldwin has our thanks for the pretty boquets he brings for the school room. Flowers br.ghten up the room so much.

Last Monday evening after school this grade congregated in the shade of the Commercial hotel and had its pic me luck when I have you still?" An awkward compliment recently rather disturbed the harmony of a wedding breakfast given by a substantial farmer blessed with five daughters, the eldest being the bride. A neighboring young farmer, thinking, no doubt, he ought to say something smart and complimentary upon the event, addressing the bridegroom, said: "Well, you have got the pick of the batch." The countenances of the four unmarried ones may be imagined. ARTHUR L. H. STREET, Editor.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15, 1896. Today, April II, is Arbor Day. Professor and Mrs. G. W.

Smith returned from Chicago last week. Miss Gertie Crawford returned from a week's visit in Paola last Saturday. Miss Georga Allen went to St Louis this week, where she will spend a few days shopping. Several of the departments and the Young America band bad their pictures taken last week. ture taken.

The measles are making sad havoc in the attendance of this grade. There PC are some eight or ten pupils absent on PR account of them. Among those absent on account of the measles are Wallace Morgan, Elmer Moore, Albert Nattier, Frank and Clyde Hasler, Irene DeFord and Helen Bau- Is what we are The "kid" band goes to Fredonla the 27th to play for the Odd Fellows on their anniversary. (since the departure of Charles Brady, the Young America Band has been ider the instruction of Sam Shipley. Rev.

J. D. Botkin has very kl idly consented to preaoh the baccalaureate sermon for the seniors Sunday evening, May 10. Miss Corinna Brovinski, of Louisville, Kentucky, spent a few days in this oity last week, the guest of her friend, Miss Mamie Edwards. Looking For man.

Alva and Claude Brittain, Russell Deardorff and Willie Dean favored us HERE is the place to FIND IT! with a pleasant call at our home Mon day evening. Come again, boys. We are always ready to welcome any of our boys or girls. The following named pupils were neither absent nor tardy for the month ending April 10, 1896: Fresh Crackers, per lb. 5c Fine Spiced Pickles, per doz 5c 7 pounds of Raisins 25c 10-lb kit White Fish, per kit.

65c We are All Right on Seed Potatoes. Iowa or Ohio, per bushel. Grace Certain Maudie Starrett Pearl Douglas Millie Sanders Mamie Stewart John Arthur Georgie Dorr Charles DeFord Claude James Arthur Lowery Roy Long Claude Mitchell Ralph Maroum Walter McCarter Uarvey Newland Robert Pettit An eighth wonder of the world a Wilson county sohool teacher who is not an aspirant for the offices of county clerk or superintendent J. D. Botkin will deliver his last lecture of a series of three, in the city hall this (Wednesday) night at 8 p.

m. The lecture will be free and nonpartisan. All Invited. A certain young lady senior took four and a half horns and missed her break-last one morning last week that she might curl her hair. She thought that a picture of the school was about to be taken.

Too much cannot be said in the praise of the musical talent of the members of Minnesota Rose, per bu 55c Colorados, per bu 45c Call and look over our line of Queensware and Glassware. We have something1 fine in 100- Piece Dinner Setts. the Young America band, which was Adolph Sherman Johnny Sanders Isaac Zimmerman Victor Flemming Effik Engle, Teacher. Slips of Speech. New York Dispatch: In the hurry of speech and the anxiety to be polite one is very often liable to slips of the tongue which may put an entirely different construction upon the 'sentence than was intended.

For example, upon arriving at your entertainer's you say: "1 beg a thousand pardons for coming late," and are met by your hostess with the words, "My dear sir, no pardons are needed; you can never come too late." Take another instance. At an evening party in Cork' a lady said to her partner, "Can you tell me who that exceedingly plain. man is sitting opposite to us?" "That is my brother." Oh, I beg your pardon, she replied, much con brought to light by the persistent ef forts of Messrs. Earl DeMoss and Frank Smith. Mr.

A. Jones, our gentlemanly jan itor, tells us that he had the misfortune to lose a $5 bill last Saturday. It was a very new. and crisp one, and any one having found it, feeling- honestly dis SPOT CASH GROCERY STORE. Hubbell Bros PROPRIETORS.

posed, would do well to consult Mr. Jones as he is in no financial position to enjoy this loss..