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UNCLE SAM'S MAII -BAG3. RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL THE TABLES TURNED. GENUINE HYDROPHOBIA, AND SEALSKINS. SEALS the Province of Teachers in An Article Which Should Find a Place Id the Most Valuable Fur-llearlnt LIGHTNING TRAINS. Crave Hearts nd Cool Beads Needed ea the Fast Locomotive Tho starting out of so many limited Where A Flan Which Didn't Work to Bow Letters and Fapers Are Carried From One Point to Another.

Tho mail-carrier of 1777 would not about $150 a year- Quebec aro paid Every Kuiully Scrap-Book. Did you see what that patient did Every llotly'i Satisfaction. "Jos' a minuto, if you ploaso," said when 1 offered him a glass of water? only hold his breath if he could bo resurrected long enough to see a mail train pass, catching tho bags in its a man in Western Nebraska as he came out of a house and hailod us as we wore He turned from it with fear and dls-tress. The ofl'er was not so cruol as it 'easrlo flight," but would stand aghast seemed, as ho had been able to swal going past "Did yon happen to notice the school-houso much when you came past it down here a mile?" each. God only knows how blessed he-could make us if wo would but let him.

MacdonaUl. A man, in this world, is a boy spelling in short syllables; but he-will combine thorn in the next Beeeher. A man' must be excessively stupid, as well as uncharitable, who boliovea at the quantity of mail matter that is Species Are Found. While a great many people aro interested in sealskins, most of them hare a n'athcr vague idoa as to tho animal from which they are stripped. Every spring, when it is announced that tho Juan Maven hunters have brought 20,000, 30,000, 50,000 or 60,000 to Dundee, or that those who rendezvous at St John's or Harbor Graco Hiave landed 200,000 or more, tho prints which especially concern thomsolvcs with.

ladies' dress are filled low a wator in the house. That lias given the name to tho disease, hydrophobia. He wants wator, he craves handled daily in one largo city alone. Tho common school in which all have trains to tho West has caused quite a 1 shaking up among the locomotive engineers of tho Chicago roads. Not a few ambitions have boon stirred only to bo disappointed, for only one engineer in a hundred of those anxio us to get a run with the flyer could be accommodated.

Only half a dozen mon on each road could gain the honor which a hundred craved. A run on the limited is about the top notch of lo-comotivo engineering. Yot those who were lucky enough to gain the prizes find their tasks any thing but easy "'I. been taught to read and write, and which has forced others to learn who water, yet he fears it Whon he was coining down hero, in his suffering-, ne grasped a handful of snow, which was were not so incliued, is responsible for the tons of written matter that go fly there is no virtue but on his own side. Addison.

to him, doubtless, one of the rarest 'Yos, we saw it" 'School wasn't callodyot, I reckon?" No." "Was the boys out havln' ring- rastlo an' whoopin' a good doallikoin- iuns?" 'No, every thing was vory quiet" "School-houso broke up any win-dors gono or door stove in? "Guess not." ing all over the country. And It is a treats which he has enjoyed for somo Above all, let mo mind my own with jubilation over the ap responsibility to bo proud of, so that wo timo. This is undoubtedly hydropho personal work to keep myself pure are inclined to overlook many oi tne bia. A strong, substantial farmer, proaching cheapness of the fur to possess which seems to constitute the acme of female ambition, In reality those vagaries of the founders of the and zealous and believing laboring io do God's will. Dr.

Arnold. ones, mo last runs out oi vuiuujju fifty-two years old, who never knew what hysteria was, nor nervous dis captures off Newfoundland or in tho are not so very fast, but they are ox- Tho older we are whea comes the ease, is rathor too old to pick it up Arctic sea have no effect whatever on coedingly difficult to mako on schedule time. This is becauso of tho large call to leave this life, tho more friends and acquaintances we will find in the now. His pet spaniel, of which ho was very fond, had strayed from home an "See any tiling of the teacher?" "Yos; saw him through the door sitting with his feet on tho desk reading a book." "Was, hey? Soemod calm?" tho fur market. They are "hair" -seals, of no value except for their hidos, number of stops which it is necessary next.

tomeroy's Advance 'inougni. out of which leather is made, or for The study of Volapuk, tho new Republic for their pertinacity of purpose, in establishing free sohools. where not only tho rudiments of knowlodgo aro disponsod, but the highor branches, which would have boon denied to many A poor boy and girl had it been otherwise, and as a result hardly a native-born man or. woman can be found who is not at least intelligent and who can talk un-dorstandingly upon current topics. to mako, on account of railway cross, ings and other obstructions.

unusual thing for it to do. Ihen, in a season of sanity, which these dogs sometimes have, returnod to his master, who their blubber. No fur seals, in tho "Ho appeared that way." "Seo any tiling of a big, raw-boned The schedule time of the now trains universal language, is obligatory upon tho students of the Royal Gymnasia of Munich. In Russia it is allowed to be sealskin-jacket sense of the term, are found in the North At between Chicago and Council lsiulls is bov, with long amis an' big hands, lantic. They aro almost ontirelycon rather less than thirty -five miles an used in telegraphic transmission.

wearin' a high felt hat painted red, whito blue?" fined to tho North and South Pacific. hour, but in making the trip engineers He who will not believe till he re- it. Sr. often find it necessary to steam ahead rejoiced at the finding of his pet, was fondling him; and tho dog, with those tokens of affection common to them, struck his teeth against the lips of his master, and inflicted the wound which will soon cause his death. The injury was not on the part of the body covered with clothes, where tho poison Not to speak of tho immense amount From the South Shctlands and the 'Geordan Islands, the seals, onco so "Yes; we noticed bim." "Wa'n't he walkin' 'round talkin' coivcs wliat no cans a reason iu i never likely to got his soul saved.

Tho highest the most sovereign reason of business correspondence that makes up a largo proportion of the daily mail, have almost vanished; and loud, with his thumb under one gallus at tho rate of fifty to sixty nnlos. Chicago and tho Missouri river a train must come to a halt about thirty times for railway crossings or other moither St. Paul's nor the Crozots, an' a chip on his shoulder? the social correspondence makes no meager showing. Families of boys and No. Ho was sitting on the ground aior Marion Isle, the Elephant Isle and Amsterdam, nor even the Tristam da Cunha yield anything like the number near tho scnooi-nouse, witn ms ixick causes that may be depended upon day after day.

In addition to theso certain girls grow up and are scattered all over tho country. Tho injunction, when against a tree. His noso was all bloody, might have been wiped away, but on tho bare lip. Sixty per cent, of bites on tho face prove fatal; forty per cent, cf those on the hand, and only from they leavo homo, to write as soon ns his arms were hanging down, and he looked sick. His clothes wore about thoy arrivo at thoir destination, is al they once did.

Tho early adventurers who firs'; fell among the "Rookeries" in these localities seem to have had such a glorious time that their less for- half torn off of him, and one of tho ways faithfully obeyed, and thon in twonty to thirty per cent, of those occurring on parts covered by the cloth that can be given for believing is that God has commanded. France has built within five years 45,000 school-houses, at a cost of What might not Christian America and England accomplish for missions if the opportunity was appreciated! Bcvieio of the World. Tho Women's Union in Vienna educates young women for bookkeeping, drawing, kindergarten work, dress- making, needle-work and short-hand. When they aro competent in any department the union proccods to find small boys was carrying his striped hat few woeks comolottors to thoir parents telling of now scones upon which thoy ing. The exciting cause of this attack full of water to him from tho crook.

may be a sudden noise, a slam of tho have entered, now acquaintances Well, I sw'ar if that don't boat me! door or nnv sudden impression. In formed, trials, perplexities, joys.hopes, Didn't holler no slang at you or offor to stops ore several contingent onos, making an average of probably forty full stops en route. As each full stop equivalent to the loss of four or five minutes at tho least a little calculation shows us that the time spent in stopping and starting amounts to nearly three hours on tho trip. This brings the running time up lo almost forty miles an hour, and as along a goodly portion of tho line it is impossible to mako any such speed, on account of stoop gradients and passing through towns and cities at street this case it was an appeal to the senses, sorrows and pains. Small remittances fight vou?" and that of smell was the one selocted.

"I don't think ho saw uj at all one of monoy to aid in supporting tho children at home sro from tho faithful He was butchering hogs forty-five days eye wns closed up." alter the reception of the injury and in sons and daughters and lio peacefully "I expect nothing s'prises mo now! haled some irritating vapor. He was lUUilliU DUlLWUld them; even at the distance of a century, though sealskins were not so valuable in thoso far-away days. In 1800, when the fur-seal business was at its height at tho Georgian Islands, 112,000 seals were taken, which 57,000 were secured by a single ship. Between the years 1820 and 1821 over 300,000 seals were taken at tho South Shetland Islands alone, though, in addition to the number of old ones killed for their fur, not fewer thaa one hundred thousand newly bora Youns: died in consequence of the de I reckon the plan didn't work. "What was it?" attacked with dyspneaa.

An ofliciou3 neighbor told him that hydrophobia "W'y, that feller's my boy, you see, beside letters containing chocks for thousands drawn by tho millionaire, and not nn important itom in this heterogenous mass are the rojoctod MSS. of disappointed authors, or rather authors that will be disappointed when grade, tho engineers find it necessary commenced so. This was a most unfortunate occurrence. Foar has much an' ho Mowed to lick tho teacher this mornin', but I reckon from what you to speed up to sixty miles an nour on the most favorable stretches of the employment for them. Tho opposition of tho Turkish Government to tho mission sohools in Palestine has culminated in an order from Constantinople forbidding tho attendance of Moslems, and one father has boen thrown into prison for sending his child to a mission school.

Pubb'c Opinion, Two things may bo said with a good deal of positiveness: Nothing good to do with the aggravation of the dis say something went wrong somewhere. ease. Men liavo had what appoared to bo a sure case, anil were relieved after road. The fast runs out of Chicago are all nifflit runs, and it is the night tho rejected children of their brain ar-ri a at their destination. Then at tho the dor in health, and thus be- struction of their mothers.

So indis run that tries tho engineer's courage. happy Christmas timo a perfect flood of The teacher give him a longer 'rithmo-tic lesson than he orter, an' says I to him, 'Hop onto the little dood an' whalo him jes' show him that you understand what's tho matter o' Bill said that he'd do it an' that I'd ing made fo know that he was not mad, criminate was the slaughter that when Driving ahead, at a mile a minuto, into ards and remembrances are poured into as they had leared. You can not de ever a seal reached tho beach, no mat a sea of darkness which human eye can tho mail and the carrier groans under coivo this man. All our efforts in this ter what age, it was immediately tho weight as he distributes tho mis not penetrate is work such as no cowardly or oven timid man could perform. lino have been fruitless.

He knows The result of this butchery better see the other two school officors that ho has hydrophobia, and knows he wns soon annarent In 1022 tne enoi- Anions enjrino drivers there are sives from door to door and honestly doserves the substantial presents he rocoives from thoso whom ho daily an' git another teacher somewhere. cause there wouldn't be enough o' this bold men and timid men, but only tho former were selocted for these fast serves. To accommodate all theso un left to wad a gun whon he got done will die. The chain of evidence in this case is very complete. The dog lived a fewdays afterwards, and died with hydrophobic tnous herd3 in the South Shetlands had been exterminated, and in 1830 sealing in the South Sea was pronounced a losing business, the old resorts of the animals havins been abandoned or voluminous epistles the leather pouches ithhim.

Says he, 'Pap, don tbe scart ever succeeds unless somebody is willing to mako a stand alone for it, and nobody can properly be called a man who not willing to standalone, if need bo, for righteousness, no matter what ridiculo, what hatred ho may incur. Tho man who sponds the Sabbath at home, sleeping, resting, talking, or reading nowspapors, is doing better than the hundreds who pass his door in pursuit of ploasuro in traveling and visiting. His way also is indefinitely bettor than that of those who devote if you notiee small pieces of a school runs. A timid man, prone to shut off steam for every shadow seen on the track or for every imaginary danger, for engineers are called upon continu have since boon inadequate and sacks have been utilized for the overflow. It symptoms.

It is of great importance, in all suspoeted cases, to keep tho dog, teacher falhn' 'round here 'longdurin the One eye shut and his ally to beat back their own apprehen nose bloody! An' Bill al'ays elaimod sions, could never mako time on a run he was a fighter, too! I'll bo teetotally and watch it closely. It was not known where this dog got hydrophobia. It was not known that there were mad dojjs about Rabies is not confidod to liko one of thoso limited trains to tho "cleared out," so that hunters had t4 go further afield or be content with profits much smaller or much more precarious. At this day fur soals of 'different species are picked up all through the Antarctic and sub-Antarctic regions, as well as along the chawed if he ain't been trottin' in the wrong class for two When he West Some of the best and bravost en gineers in the world are on these foot may not bo generally known that all these Backs which the Post-ofiloo Department use are made in New York, and their manufacture furnishes employment to forty men, who havo steady work all the year, and the room in which they mako the sacks resembles an inimonse tailor's shop. Tho company who manufacture them havo a contract from the Government to furnish sacks for two years, after which gits homo if I don't bring out the old dogs, but is also found among cats, foxes and other animals.

The history plates, and in this climate and under strap an' larrup hlra myself then you can shoot mo. A black eye an' nose all the disadvantages besetting inem tney thoir time to coarso and dobasing excitements. But there is somothinc hotter still the reverent worship of God with his peoplo and communion through his word. Why shall not all is quite enough in this case to support the diagnosis. Tho history of the bite was obtained here; but this is apt to be will find enough to try thoir mctaL bloody! Say, wait till half-past four o'clock an' you'll soe a big, lazy.double- Chicago Ecrald.

coast of Japan and Siberia, as far as Kamschatka, the Kuiriries and Jiehr-Ing Strait. From California, north- "ward three species are found. A few are seen on the shores of California, Oregon and Washington Territory and the Indians of Vancouver Is forgotten, especially in this country. fisted fraud of a boy git pounded all to i be Issued, and choose tuat Y-Umica rraoywnu. Somo sudden impression may start it pieces by his old father!" F.

1L Car- THOMAS PETERSON. up. ruth, in Chicago Tribune. V1U1U if any live concorn underbids the present contractor his occupation is gono. WIT AND WISDOM.

It is very essential to follow up tne. The First Colored Man to Vote In the The juto of which tho sacks ore mado A CANADIAN'S PLAINT. United States Under the Fifteenth Amend' ment. Fow mon evor attempt to drown their troubles in water. Boston Cour- land and British Columbia find a mod- erato profit in those which they kill.

It is, however, not until the Prybiloy, or comos largo uaies oi aoout varrts. The sacks are made in two Tho first colored man to voto in tho history of the animal. Hammond reports a case in which a. man died and the dog did not bite him at all. The period of incubation is not so long in any disease as in hydrophobia.

It varies He seeks Enlightenment on a Weighty 1 1 i A OI Islands, off the shores of Alaska, United States livos in Perth Amboy, N. Question of Principle. er, "Woman feels where man thinks," Voa wtiv ninn la are readied that the fur seal attains it3 An unduly excited j'oung man rushed between eighteen and sixty-four days. into the Woodbridgo Stroet Station tho This case is about an average. Cases bald.

Puck. Many hands make light work. This is the reason there are so many other day with something to say, and as soon as ho could get his breath he maximum. These islets are leased by the United. States Government to a commercial company, who are bound Ijy their contract, made in pursuance of an act of Congress, not to kill mere do occur in three, six.

twelve and twenty-four months. In tho older literature, we have statements of its said: 'I came in here on a train from To than 75,000 a vear on St. Paul's Island, happening after five to ten years, but ronto, and I met a man. Says I is this wo look on these statements witn nv J. Tho man who enjoys this proud distinction is Thomas Peterson, more fa-millary known to his neighbors as "Tom Mundy." The Fifteenth Amendment was adopted March 80, 1870, and was published in the morning papers the next day.

On March 81 a special election was hold in Perth Amboy to decide whether a new city charter was to be adopted. Peterson was the first negro in Perth Amboy who went to tho polls and deposited a vote, and since it has boon proved beyond a doubt that there was no other election, either regular or special, in any other town or sizes, Dy zz incnes nuuw uy ox inches. They aro all cut by hand and by one man, alter which they go to the eighteen sewers. The sewing is done on tho inside and one man is kept busy turning tho sacks. He docs this by means of an ingenious contrivance which looks liko two crooked walking canes fastened together in tho form of a cross.

Tho sack is hoobod on the horns of tho sticks and is turned right side out with a dextnous movement that is born of long practice. Holes are then mado around the top of tho sack by a steam-punching machine. Sixteen mon areomployod to sow theso holes. Two mon thon tnko the sacks the United States of America, and says or more than 25,000 on St. George's Island, though the Secretary of tho Treasury has power to alter the ratio credulity.

We know now a man can he, you are bloody right it is. Says I inhale, tho micro-organisms of tuber I'm glad to know it, and is tins town culosis, which will lie latent for a long dials on tho gas meter. A year of timo brings wisdom. The trees aro not so green as they were last summer. Picayune.

Tho man who is slow to express an opinion might just as well send it by freight Boston Commercial. in the conversation of Illiterate persons there is apt to be a tense strain upon the grammar. Boston Post. A solection from Burns is considered tho most appropriate hymn for a called Detroit? He says you can bet or each island if ho or to 'extend the period for killing them from June to the 15th of August, and time, then assert itself. The fact that your lifo 'tis, and won't you come and tho pefiod of incubation is so have a srlass of something for tne long gives great encouragemon stomach's sake! Says 1 1 don care i theu after an interval during Soptem ber and October.

Tho killing of fe in preventive treatment We can I do, being it is not asainst tho law, male seals and seals less than one year cut out the wound, suck out the illae in the United States, ttio repu and we departed for a place where tho old and, among other regulations to poison, or apply tho ligature if tation of being the first negro voter belongs to him. As Peterson himself puts and stencil thorn U. S. Mail. After tho natont locks, which are furnished by tthn same effect, the uso of firearms or properly located.

I hero is nothing bettor than fire. Heat an iron white "Tho chanco oi ttiero Having ucon crematory funeral. Boston Transcripts When a church sewing society meets at a member' house, the session soon develops into an English-speaking tho authorities at Washington, are put on tho sacks aro mado up into bundles hot and apply it to tho surface other means tending to drive the seal3 away from the islands are expressly forbidden. No dogs are permitted on the islands, and no vessels other than i i i.i of the wound. Thorough de an election prior thereto is of tho most homoeapathio and infinitesimal small kind." struction of tho wound is tho only flowing bowl doth circulate.

"And you had a drink?" "We had a drink, and says I I'm much obliged to you, stranger, and ho says not at all, and ns I was turning to depart he gives mo a push and a shove, and grabs off mo neck pin and puts it into his pocket" "What's tho value of tho pin?" "I paid twenty cents for it in hope. We must nt all events cauterize Decoration Day, 1884, was a red-let tho wound; lunar caustic is poor ter day to Peterson. Un tuat day a Uhoso employed. Dy mo company i permitted to touch there or land any persons or merchandise, except in case i i. i chloride of zinc is better, fire is the of twenty, and furnished as required.

From 250 to 1,000 complete sacks nro turned out every day. A largo supply is always kept on hand so that when a requisition is made there will be no do-hiy in filling tho orders. Mail sacks, like freight, are liablo to go astray, but unlike the railroad companies tho Post-oflico Department employs no of medal was publicly presented to him by the citizens of Perth Amboy. It is best. Destroy the wound at once; but do not fail to do so if as much as tw large one ot solid goiu.

un us race. Puck. A day of reckoning will eomo for evory rich man. On that day of the month ho figures up the interest due him. Picayune.

It not the cloven foot but the clovon breath that gives a man away aftor ho has been out to see another1 man. Picayune. After all, gentlemen, ours is a land of equality. The man who eats pie with a knife is oligiblo to Congress. weeks have elapsed.

Pasteur thought "And what kind of a complaint do face is a medallion oi Abraham Lincoln; on tho reverse is the i v. The method of capture is to drive the seals into heads or "pods," where they are leisurely dispatched by tho blows -ot a club on tho head. London trd. ho could make the victim used to an you wish to mako?" attenuated form of virus, and thus keep "None nt all, sir. I'm hero to nsk you if that is tho right principle on tho tho disease in check.

Pasteur treatment may prove useful. It is too early ns yet to tell what will become of it part of tho American poople? If it is Pve nothing more to say. If it isn't I'll return and find tho man, and says Patients attacked with tins disease Presented by Citizens of Perth Amb6y; N. to THOMAS PBTEnSOS, Tho first colored voter la tho United States under the Fifteenth Amendment, at an election held In that city March 81, 18T0. ficial trace.

A fow years ago It came out that tho Canadians wore rather tardy in returning our mail sacks and were putting thorn to local use. The matter became a scandal, and somo diplomatic correspondence ensued bc-twocn tho two Governments. Restitution was promised, but nothing has Bincc been dono in the mattor. Tho mon employed nt this work become die in from two to eight days. This 'Why did you shove and rob me? man looks as if ho would die in twenty For savs he.

'That's poor Aita uanjomvt. "I didn't know it was loaded." remarked the mule when he didn't in pulling a stroet-car up the hilL Washington Critio. four hours. am only prove beyon says and with that I gives him two Antiquarian Discovery. Beneath tho Church of San Giovanni Peolo at Rome, Italy, a Roman house erected during the fourth century is excavated.

The walls of the central apartment are adorned with pictures in a fair state of preservation; two among them represent Christian subjects namely, Moses taking off his shoes in the presence of the Most High, a woman in prayer, clothed with a possible doubt that a case is hydro' on the noso and thrco below tne Deit, The presentation speech was made phobia by inoculation. It is doubtful if a true case of hydrophobia evor re by William Patterson, now a Judge ol and as he lies down for a quiet nap in the gutter I continues my journey to Chicago. Good day, sir; glad to havo Court of Errors and Appeals, in the city council ex-Mayor Chapman, of Perth Amboy, presiding. -Do had tho honor of meeting you. troil Free Fress.

Pctoraon was born in Metuchon, N. very expert and it is a matter oi interest to see tho thirty-four noodles clicking through tho bags with the precision of machinery. They earn fair wages, but the impression givon one by tho hard lines on their faces indicate that perfect contentment is not theirs. Cor. Louisville Courier-Journal, i in 1824, when his father lived at covered.

AVo can relievo symptoms. This man has received forty grains of chloral by the rectum, then one-half grain of morphia liypodermically; one-half hour later, one-third grain of morphia hy-podormienlly, then five grains of chloral liypodermically, all of which was followed bv no effect worta speak lunic, veil, necklace of pearls, with hei mrms outstretched. This i3 the first Roman dwelling -found adorned with A Good Darky Story. Tho destiny that shapes a man' a end docs not make a good shapo without some little assistance on tho part of tho man. New Orleans Picayune.

Jones (who catches his pastor fishing) Good morning, doctor! Are yon studying theology? Minister Yes. Ichthyology. Burlington Free Press. The man of solid character does not get off his base whon mot by every passing breeze. It is tho man of mush, who is being constantly stirred up.

New Orleans Picayune. Dr. Bigbill You may thank yonr stars, sir, that physicians in these days don't bleed patients afflicted with your Christian pictures, which have hitherto been found in the catacombs only. Ii ris to Father Germano, a monk, thai In these days of schools and schoolmasters for tho colored peoplo the number of those "who can not tell servico in the Mundy family. lie is, therefore, sixty-three years of age.

His mother is still living, being ovor ninety years of age. Peterson is now a man of some prominenco in his town. Ho has many times served on the county grand jury. A brother was recently elected a justice of tho peace in Plain-field, N. J.

Philadelphia Press. thoir right hand from thoir left" will tho world is indebted for these excavations go interesting to tho historian nrnsumiiblv rapidly diminish; but be fore tho "darky" of ante-bellum times ud antiquarian. Manchester Courier. ing of. This morning one grain of coai'lue was put in the oesophagus and throat, then one-third grain of curare.

Moorck's preparation was given subcutancously, which should be repeated every half hour till ouitu disappears among ihe shades of A lady in San Francisco had three things that aro past here is a story of A tidy housekeeper of Lisbon, Me. was much troubled by a certain window pane in her parlor. Do what she could, she couldn't get it clean. Sho tried acids, alcohol, and window-rubbers to no purpose. Her husband laughed at her and said ho could clean that glass.

He tried. It remained just as dingy os before. Then the housekeeper called in a glazier and told him to take out the offending glass. He canaries so tamo tuat tuey flew abou Wvirv." Elvira fell sick, and her malady as they used to. Patient (du- tho house at will.

One sickened and "ole marster" went to inquire as to the blously) I'm not so sure that they A justice of the peace at Kalamzoo nns a parrot thai.TrMtfl a burglar alarm. On iivo different occasions lias this in stato of her health. The room where she lay as in total darkness (light and air are carefully excluded from a sick-room by many negroes), and Mr don't doctor. Detroit Free Press. Car crowded.

Ladies soatod, gentlemen standing. Enters a lady, old and feeble, and stands with difficulty. No one appears to notice her presence, until a brawny son of Erin standing nnr hpr savs: "Holt enter me arm. the dyspnma is relieved. All tho tact of tho physician is needed to take tho fear from 'the patient He should be kept quint; only those necessarily engaged in attending him should be left nbiout htm.

Put nim in a bed, hung around with curtains, so as to exclude the sound and light This, it is said, will retard the convulsions, but does not stop the ndvanco of death. Euthanasia, happy death, is all that wo can hope to secure in this case. lie- -died suddenly. The dead body was taken from the cago and laid on a ta-ble, and the other two flew to it and examined it carefully. Then they went back to their cages, and for oVer thirty lays neither of them uttered a note.

After that period of mourning was ovet they piped up and sang as of old. X. Y. Sim. Tt stood outside tho door while speaking to the invalid.

Ho asked telligent bird saved tho house from be-in" burglarized. The lat time wns on a recent night. Tho burglar got tho door unfastened, but when ho opened it tho parrot akcd, in a stern and harsh voice: "Hollo there! What's the matter?" The burglar didn't answer, but fell ovcrhimsoif in his desperate hurry started to do so and found that somehow or other, twe panes of glass had been sot in the sash, and the Inside of each pane was dusty. Of course the dust couldn't be reached by washing. It was a very simple solution of what began to seem almost a mystery.

A-2'. Hun, "Which cyo is it fclvira, tliat is sw ollen?" Tho voice of Elvira replied through the darkness: "Marster, it me darlint, and I'll stiddy ye. Begoc-ra, if I wern't a gintlomun, ye should have my seat!" Detroit Free Pi ess. dat eve ovor ner to ae Unrn. mr- In vorl of a Lecture by Dr.

J. T. iW. taker, Ferrets aro trained to hunt rats York houses. fir't Magazine, to get away fioia thero.

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