Elmdale Gas Jet du lieu suivant : Elmdale, Kansas • 8

tr. QC31H3C D0i)nElC3lC3I or: ELMDALE GAS JET Published Thursdays, at Elmdale, Kansas, by FRANK E. PATTEE. II B. W.

.1 KKFKEY I i cBtdent. Wjl. llKUVMOND, Vice 1mdlleiit Kdwai.d 'ImntsroN, (jHahier The PEOPLES EXCHANGE BANK ELMDALE KANSAS CAPITAL SURUPLUSS OOO.OO Depositor tire KiiaiHineHl by Him Hunk Dcpimiiois Guareniv Fund of tlie S'H'e id Khiihhh. PhIiomi i ri iiitcmm iieniment I) I RECTO RS E. S.

Whitney. 1. Uml mger. MHjjtiie M. McDowell.

Wm. Dnimmnnd. E. I C. II.

Hniiieit. VV. A. Wi.cd, I. Jell rev, Jeffipv t'S Entered as second class matter, March 4, 1909, at the Post Otfice at Elmdale, unde ti.e act la.cu 3, 1879.

Subscription $1.00 for thr jeai -n in QdEUElGE3C3En22 M. Patton (St Son HARDWARE and IMPLEMENTS (5.5: (5 (5? SS: (T32 S322 ANNOUNCEMENT Having purchased the Store and stock of H. S. Coffman the Hardware Man We wish to announce that we are quitu veil settled in our new quarters and in a dARi pleased to sarve you tl line of 1 and IMPLEMENTS i 1 0 ill 'i 0 I PHILOSOPHIZINGS. A well-beatu path may not lead In the right direction.

Some family skeletons are padded beyond recognition. You dont have to run a boarding house In order to board a tyain. Some men are born liars and some ire compelled to acquire the art. People who borrow trouble are always anxious to turn it over to others. SENTENCE SERMONS.

Character is the sum of all lifes choices. It is good to be wise, but it is wiser to be good. Heavens manna sits ill on the stomach of sloth. Star preaching is apt to mean night in the church. Heaven is deaf to us when we are blind to others.

A serene life always has storms in tts past curriculum. a I When Father Answered "No." When we wuz boys on the farm, As wild as wl.d coalU be, We wuz about us full uv pranks As you could wish to see. Especially If pa warnt round To see the things we done; Though pa sometimes wurnt fur behloi When it come down to fun. But pa wus alius up an down. An meant jest what he said; He never spoke a secund time When it wuz time fur bed.

He wouldnt stan no sulkiness. An teasin wouldn't go; We never argued pro or con When father answered No. We warnt afraid uv pa, 'cuz he Hed never larruped us; But he would alius give a look Which meant as bad or wuss. No matter what we wished to do. Or where we wished to go, The thing was siittlel then an thers When lather answered No.

We thought thet. father wuz severs. But we hev lived to know The value uv thet little word Thet used to vex us so. We know we got the right Idees To meet a world uv woe. We got a grip upon ourselves Each time he answered "No.

Boston Herald. s35' md get acquainted Instead of hiding their light under a bushel, lots of people stand in their It is well to watch the virtues that own Msht employ press agents. Woman started the ball of trouble rolling and she has kept it rolling ever since. Its no sin to be 30 years of age, but (ts a shame to ask a girl of 30 how old she Is. N.

i I TTON jrdware Men C3E3C3I3Cn0 The man with a putty backbone usually borrows a pioas front. Men are never greatly moved by tbohe truths the fuliy comprehend. It n.ty be the ill we are dodging is the cuit iur the gi eater ill we uesire. 1) K. II E.

I. A Nil AST dentist TVhen a woman gets angry she thinks she is capable of generating a many wou.d be a good deal look that will put any man out of swfco vr it they were not so business. a ill y. tii who are over anxious to live I ivt-t commouiy wma on pet. forced to ytUi i Its a fact beyond dispute that a woman doe rt du-dike to her hubbands toe a iy than he di likes to wear i E1 SXYS: CHAiTER.

Idleness is the master key to poT rty. We are apt to look upon candid friends as enemies. Office in Elmdale the Second end r'nuria Saturdays of Each Month Kansas Trouble never tries to dodge people ini? who are looking for it. T1 eni Wth dam ou, of the Ga 1 to rub it in on what a paradise an ace be alon Its easy to convince a woman that the photograph that flatters her is a better ii 'ha the reflection she sees in a a SHELLEY rimiciAN and burgeon -HC MC Roaldonpo 8-3 It is hard for man to practie economy and still be popular. As a rule marriage either lorms a mans character or reforms it.

Dont judge by appearances. A man may wear a diamond pin and still be reil wealthy. It is human nature to feel sorry for the people who are to perverse as not to like us. A man is sometmes away off when he claims that distance lends enehan' ment to the view. 60 EXPERIENCE Kansas A tragedy is a comedy that fails to make good at the box office.

The younger a man 1b the more he knows about women he thinks. Even a deaf man seldom overlooks an invitation to take something. When a man begins to blow In his money a lot of people get wind of it. No wonder the north pole was so difficult to discover. There wasnt any pole there.

Tb secret of success lies In doing well what you can do and cutting out what you cant do. Speaking of ski" games, the beauty specialist ha'- tie test of the bunch beaten to a fra c. i Tr vyys anxious to on ir1 some i Some oth' tir- iiiesenrt! kotoh ai iwoeri i '-ir opiiiioi. iiivfiiilnn is pnmnlily piiteniiih' tlon 'iiicilyconilileiitlal. HAND! gent tree, oldest nvenoy for seem Petuiitg taken tliromtli Muim If ilev Stotts, of llulilvi in, went honie Monday, after a few days visit liere He Informed ns tiiat he intends to move hack to the Eik neighborhood In the spring.

Rav Iatton has moved his lamilv Into the Wood 8 house, foimerly re-cupied by II. K. Sampson. Mrs. Elva Giger Angle, of Couit-iand, Kansas, visited home folks last week.

Frank Johnson cut down one of the large trees in the Stotts park Monday 1 Mir. Helen Seaton Was In Totton-wofd Falls between tiaitis, Monday. Mrs. Seaton and Ablsie were in Tot ton wood Falls, shopping, Thursday Miss Ruby Weed visited in Hutch iusou a few dajs last week. Frank Ilesket, went to Cottonwood Falls Monday morning.

Mis. J. Oioucli was in Cottonwood Falls, Tlniisdav. E. Stotts left leie, Wednesday, for li is Oklahoma home.

H. Sampsons are living in the E. ''tolls piopei tv Iiuiiy Rose was in Out wood Fals last Sntnbu .1 cd Reyeilin was in Strong (it Wuliirsdax E. Stous was in Cottonwoo mill. 1 John (iamei laceived a car of bimt Olid it' It iv Wiloy vent I)eota Km-a Monday Vein I-nk visited heieovei Sunday, Mrs.

John Jacobs is visiting beie. Many a hot-atr ci penrr develops cold feet. There is no excuse for the man who lies to a child. A bumblebee In the bush is better than two in the hand. The mosnrbo rings sweetest just before he presents his bill.

or and PAVEMENT Some people ta still walk up. Somrtiires whr Ish girl dont you tie more new paie special notice, without charee, inti Scientific Jftnercvsa. A handsomely Illustrated weekly. i circulation of any seientlflc journal. Tcinis.

S3 a year; tour months, IP Bold by all newsdealers. IUN Co.86,Broadway New York Branch Office. et a book-sh re a lit- ess is due to the i ahead first and ird. fact that 1 made it WAHTED-A RIDER ABENT IN EACH TOWM and district to ride and exhibit le Latest Model Rantfcr hcvcle furnished by us. Our agents everywhere ar I ov.

ig money fist. Write for full particulars and fecialpffer at NO MONEY REQUIRED until you receive and approve of yourbicycle. Wo ship betw-pn the a hack is ll ary hack fheir ownei. i en neg-c ss has at he has "ings bust to anyone, anywhere in the U. without a cent deposit in advance, prepay freights and allow TEN 1) YYS JhKEE TRIAL dining which time you maynuethe bicycle and Dut it to any ti3t you wish If you are then not peilectly satisfied or do not wi eep the bicyue ship it ba to us at our expense andyou will not be out one cent The only diffr 1 e-literary hack and that the wheels run off a better li- 'n- The office boy lecting his en love lost his best ar been looking af.e, ness.

When a mo the audience tc should alv.ajs ue ctliei 'fa voice apks I FAPTAftY ppIf'ITO We furnish the highest grade bicycles it is possible to make iHvlUatl I lilvCa at one small profit above actual factory cost. You save $10 to $25 middlemen's prouts by buying direct of us and have the manufacturers guar antee behind your bicycle. 1)0 NOT 151) a bicycle or a pair of tires from anyone at any price unu. you receive our catalogues and learn our unheard of factory Prices and remarkable special offers to rider agents. mil! 1 1 ni nCTmiieurn when you receive our beautiful catalogue and WILL MulUikltflltlJ study our superb models at the wonderfully i(nv prnesQ can mike you this year.

We sell the highest grade bicycles for less money than any other factory. We are satisfied with oo profit above factory cost. Bit YCLE DEALERS, you can sell our bicycles under your own name plate at our prices. Orders tilled the day received. SECOND HIND We do not regularly handle second hand bicycles but usually have a number on hand taken in trade by our Chicago retail stores.

These we clear out promptly at prices ranging from $3 to or 10. Decritmvc bargain lists mailed free. DDAfttrC binglo wheels, imported roller chains and pedals parts, repairs and I LltDIinuLd equipment of all kinds at half toe usual retail pru.es 50 KEESSEMfl PUHCTURE-PROOF A SAMPLE PAIR ft TO INTRODUCE, ONLY McCALL PATTERNS Ctltbi.itciJ for style, perfect fit, simplicity rclnbiiity 40 s. il in marly everv uiv to" in ti Ui ti Stitts and Can I' tn i rt Mv -oid than 1 1 i lo lice catalogue. ie i olier fashion 1 mi Iron i ni ti Jnv.tmaltU, Latent ics in i rts'knialsinL, nnlhmry, ain icw i ir, i 1 1 edit K.

li.tii ctiquilte, votl i It tic. On 50 ct t- a V'ari ortli qliu), incudinir a fiie paittrn, bt, i bj nav, or st ml foi sample copy. V-C INDUCEMENTS to A ents. Po il Umult' jiieiimini catalogue ind new cash prize olleis. Addteso Yh UcCAU 238 to 248 W.

37th NEW YORK Upton can make those buttons foi your new suit, whether of bilk or wool. WISi I i -t v. GET A POSTAL CARD ALBUM It is a poiml.tr (bum no-' mi.iI" collect ion ot Post cm db. a handsome Post id Vloiiin It Vull ii. correspc III laU ael ir'v price BABY K1IUAG.

aihllfSb L-r ONE VH VH fnbuc ml tact irv price The regular retail price of tnce t.res ts SO per fnrr but to introduce we II sellyoucs wpic i ii SO JO KORETSOSIIIE FROM FU'ICTURES NAI Tu' Us Glass will not lot tho air out. bit thcjiisnnd pins sold last year. Over tv hundred lousa-d pai.snow in ui. DESCRIPTION: Made in all sizes. Itislively and easv 'ding vi vdunbleandhuedn'side'ni v-.

ol lubbei, inch t.ei becomes orous and which closes up small punctures without allow-igtheairto. up vehundre Bofl 'tt-sf- pumped pouceortwicv 111 a wnole -Lan. The oi diuary tire, the puncture resisting t. by several layers of thin, specially prepared read. T-egul li-set'iesisf ugf-urpi.

maUmgaspc eie rider ot only 'jperp'ir. Aliord shipped 'ime dry letter is rece-'ved. We shir C. O. on 1 You do i.ot pay a cent until jo.i have cammed and tuund them stuctly a.

represent, d. We will allow a rash discount of 5 per cent (thereby making the price HS4.5B per pair) if 011 Send I'lIUG CASH WXl'lI OKDJilt and enclose this advertisement. Yon run no rich in Sending ns an order us the tires may be returned at OCR expense if lor any reason they are not satisfactory on examination. We nre perfectly reliable nr.d money sent to u-is as sab-in ii you oiuei a pail oi these tires, you will hud that they will rule easier, run taster, wear better, last longer and look finer tnan anv tire ou have ever used or seen at any price know hat 1 n- so well pleased that when you want a bicicle you will give us yc 1 We ofaat you tjsend us a trial order at once, hence thi9 remarkable tire offer. mgm MtTirn lou'tbiivnvkuidaimiv Prior until von send for a pair of Ij'dilxj i la.

iI 1..0,, on ui.u i.iiUi the special introaiictorv price quoted above, or for our big Tire and Sundry Catalogue which describes Qnd quotes all make9nnd kinds of ti- about half the meal prices. -a- but pos toay. DO Ml' TYING a mi -J I 9 rut or res' anyone unti ou kno, tin waud wcderti ffer we are maki' It only costs everythin, Wute it NO J. L. BED CYCU 30 PAHY, ILL buy a SEWING MACHINE.

YouTl find alt sorts and kinds at j--c Eut if you want a repuiabb serviceable Machine, then take ILgfeg)118 WHITE 33 years experience fcrs enabled us to bring rv. out a HANDSOME, SYMMETRICAL and WELL-EU-LT PRODUCT, combining in its 'I make-up ail the good points found on high grade fflw machines and others that are exclusively yvvi WHITE, which will appeal to careful buyers. All Drop Heads have Automatic Lift and beau tiful Swell Front, Golden Oak Woodvork. We sell only through ouf authorized dealers, who wifi fumich our iron-clad guarantee duly counter signed by themselves. Beware of buying a White with a defaced or altered plate number.

Wc not ref! to cat Jcg houses. Vibrator and Rotary SL- tile Styles, Us Rotary doing lock or chain stitching. OU i ELEC WT II. GVT FULL PARTICULARS, FREE. WliJTd SEWING MACH WE CO CLEVELAND, O.

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