Silver Lake News and Topeka Sentinel from Silver Lake, Kansas • 8

SILVER LAKE NEWS, The F1t Obedient 11 Foy of Mine." Now York Express. 9 There were five of them together, VOOLVERTON BRO'S DRUG EMPORIUM i t) v. Ono of the teachers? in the public Hchools actually received the other day an excuse unique in its way, and and it was late. They had been drinking. Finally, one of them look written in behalf of a delinquent pu edat the clock and said: pil by the father.

No teacher could "What will our wives say when we I. CRAYC RAFT'S, Here we are right on top with a fall come home?" hold such an excuse not valid even under the requirements of the new mode of the board of education. It 'Lot them say what they want to Mine will tell me to cro to the 'mis ImmcnM Stock of- runs in this wise I mm -k. mm chief, "responded No. 2.

"I'll tell you what we will do. Lot ne of Drugs, Patent Medicines, 'v. Perfumery, "Mf Teacukk vol poy ox mine voa absent do oiler day von he shtaid out. He got von big colt rait in his us meet here again in the morning, and tell our experiences. Let the one -BOOTS and who has refused to do what his wife neck vat make him much drouble all do vile.

Please don't gif him some punishment venhe vas late mit der told him to do when he got home pay for this evening's entertainment." morninx. He voult trot there shust a TOILET ARTICLES, "That's a good idea. We will agree to that." So the party broke in time every day, but ho ish not him 1 Two doors west of Thompson's self to blaino, he ish got 'no mudderi A up. ana went to tneir respective She vas dod ten years ayd I am dis homes. i UhJ Soaps, Brushes poy's barent, by his mudder pefore Next morning they met at their ap Grocery btore.

i pointed place, and began to tell then: sho vas dod." Thr Grandfather' Wisdom SlLVEB LAKH, HAS, experiences. Said No. 1: Paints, "When I was young," says a young man, mournfully, my venerable grandfather never used to aid me, his When I openod the door my wife Oils, was awake, one said: A pretty invariable excuse being 'At your age you haven't any need of money; but time of night for you to be coming homo. You had better go out and Remember he now offers extra in And we have the finest line of sleep in tho pig-pen, for that's what ducements to the citizens of Silver you will come to sooner or later, any how Rather than pay for all we had tar. CTGAKS and TOBACCO drank last night, I did what she told Lake and vicinity, and will compete with Topeka, both in prices and qual me to.

That let's me out." ity of goods. Next No. 2 cleared his throat, I stumbled IN THE CITY. 1 1 EXAMINE MY STOCK on a chair, and my wife called 'There later on, come to me. Well, when I was 18 1 went to him and he coldly buttoned up his breeches-pocket anq said 'At your, age you ouht to be making your own way in the A down-town merchant, speaking of the apt replies and ready wit of his Irish porter, offered as evidence to allow a friend present to ask Mike any question ho chose.

Just then a hideous old hag commenced rummaging in the ash barrel in front of the store, and the gentleman asked "What would you take to kiss that woman, Mike Promptly the response came Another man's lips, sir 1 you are again, you drunken brute Don't Forget the Place. WOOLVEKTON BROS. i 1 Before going elsewhere, and you You had better wake up the children and stagger about for awhile, so they can see what a drunken brute of a father they are afiicted KANSAS. SILVEB LAXK, 8 A. MONEY.

bought the best thing I could do un der the circumstances was to obey so I woke up the children, and staggered WESTERN HOTEL. SFTtlNG, around until my wife hinted to me to stop. She used a chair in conveying the hint. That let's me out." It I Well He Died "Oiune." St. PauVApr.

21h Frank Mc Always on hand a Full Supply of Next! No. 3 spoke up, and Having purchased and thoroughly refitted the 'WESTERN HOTEL I offer First Class accommodations and inducements to the trav-r eling public. Everything in my Line. I happened to stumble over the 1 A mm pan ol dougn, ana my wile said Drunk again 1 Hadn't you better sit down in that So I sat Mannis, a tramp, who was lynched at Minneapolis at an early hour this morning for ravishing a little girl named Mina Spear, juat before his doath gave his name as James Crom ley, and his mother, Nancy Ann- Crom-ley, lived in South Boston, One who knew McMannis however, posit tively identified him as Frank Mc? Mannis; professional burglar, down in it, and that let's me out." COMMERCIAL SAMPLE ROOMS. Dry Goods, Clothing -Next! nv No.

4 said I was humming a tune, and my Fcd and Sale Mable In Connection. TERMS REASONABLE. A. A. LI LEY.

Silver Laee, Kans. wife colled out 'There you are again! had served two tcrmsm State prison; Hadn't you better give us a concert I said and began to sing as loud as I could, but she told me to He died game, showing not the slight-, est trepidation, but declared the crime GRGERIES, was committed when he was drunk stop, or she would throw something at me so I stopped. That let's me NOTIONS, The following homiletio hint is re Cyrus Corning, James Haslet, Att'y-at-Law. Land and Ins. Agt LAND AND LAW OFFICE OP CORNING HESLET, Silver Lake, Kansas.

ported as having come from President out." Next! Lincoln: "I don like to hear cut-and QUEENSWARE, No. 5 looked very disconsolate. lie dried sermons. No; when I hear a man preach. I like to boo him act as Jtf -V I reckon I have to pay.

My wife told me to do something none of you if he were flighting bees." Horrible Accident to a Llttlft Girl. HATS CAPS, Found Alive 'AtA. A. Pliley's, Blue Cloud and Dallas. April o.

lne news would have dono if you had been in my place. "Wh it was it?" She said: 'So you thought you Peacock, two of the finest Norman stallions in the county. Blue Cloud weighs 1800 pounds, is a blue roan, five years old in June, good style and LACES LACEI! LACES would come home at last! Now, hadn't you go out to tue well and drink a couple of buckets of water just to astonish your stomachy' -That was action. Peacock is a dappled gray, fine style and action, with white tail fine main weighs 1400 pounds. The above horses will stand at Silver Lake on Monday, Tuesday and at North Topeka, Thurs-ady, Friday and Saturday at Lucas Hinish livery stable.

Address, 1 'u i RIBBONS! RIBBONS I lrices on Every thinjr. Callit ae'old Stn nd op osit more than I had bargained for, so it's my funeral!" Tfxas Siftings. of a terriblo accident which happened atVhite-Uock Mills; in this county, has just been received. The seven-year-old vughtcr of the miller, whila carrying her dinner, approached too neir tn'a large bolt, and her clothinsr was seized and she was' whirled along with the bolt.v Thompson, the proprietor of the mill, attempted to rescue her, but was unsuccessful, tha flesh on his right arm being torn from tho bono. The head the.

girl.) Wiis.mashed, into, jelly and her brains scattered over tho floor, and finally sho dropped, an unrecognizable mass of bleeding flesh on the floor. Franklin, April The water has U. H. DANDERS. fiUen three and a half inches within SEND US YOUR ORDERS Depot.

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