The Galena Banner from Galena, Kansas • 4

How to Take faro of a Enbjr, NEVT ADVERTISEMENTS. tne goiaen colors oi lair promise, Short Creek Banner FEESH Ho had some money when be loft 1 col logo. Jle invested it in businosin, 15A PubliHbed Every Friday Morning, 1 and bis business profipored. Ho BARR'S BOOT AND SHOE EMPORIUM to? Saw cs married a beautiful young sjirl, who Haiikv H. V'ebb, Editor and rro'nr, bore Dim tnreo Wely children There is a popular fiction that babies sometimes resemble real persons, reproducing, on a contracted scale, the nose andjchimi of their immediate ancestors; but thin'tinciodreseai-blenco is only the outcome of a diseased imagination.

The ia that Ihe sad-looking pasuenger, sitting on the wood box. "All at one time?" Editor la! Notes Clippings ecol vod a oholce lot ef Atchison Ins adanco hall. Tho red-ribbon passenger: "No; in biennial instalments of ono. No ono dronmed that the poor-houso Carries the Largest Stock of Boots and Shoes, Rubbers, Of any Firm in tho City. "WILT-.

NOT BE Guldeold at par iuNew I oik Wed wouia ever 00 tnoir Dome. jjut in all babies look exactly alike; so of course it ia impossible, ai well as un an evil hour heyiolded to tho temp A Lkclcsmitb in Elk City baa fallen ter. He began to drink beer, He liked it, and drank moro. Ho drank Tho First of tho Season. boir to $162,000, SS-Custom work a Specialty, and Ilepairing done with neatnsEa and despatch.

Store opposite Minora Bank, Galena, Eas. 11-tf and encouraged others to drinlf, That was only fourteen years ago. desirable, that all babies should hate any ono father's chin, or any one mother's none. But with proper care, the baby may be made to look like somebody, and evidently be somebody; henco the importanco of Uavard Taylor, our minister to Parties desiring anything Jn this line, please give mo a call, where and no was a prosperous wealty man. To-day where is be?" Qhe Germany, died very suddenly at Cer 1 it yon carr nave ineru lurtiiKUcu in any lin on the afternoon of the 9th.

IlLsIa His li-a 5 clergvraan in tho front seat, solcrai stylo, by the dieh or can wholesale ly: "A sot and bogger." Tho red- or retail. American fruit to the value oforer ribbon man, disconsolately: ''Oh, tho subject, "How to tako care of tho baby." Beginning in the morning, the ba CABrfcR TRECHTER $3,000,000 was exported last year, no: ho is a member of congress, ann 0PP08I l'E POST-OFFICE, GALENA, Es, JOHN WEST, PEOPHIETOB, owns a brewery worth In 1802 the entire proceeds of uuoh -0-- homotirnos it will happen that way. xtortations amounted to but by should bo unwound und thoroughly dried with a chamoia skin. The best of Fresh and Suit Meatu that cau bo procurrcd, constantly cn LITTLE SHAfJTY jLiurnngton llawkeyo 000. If aay warts, corns, bunions or pim hand, made of Fish, Gamo Poultry and Jllsenrrltd Note a.

Game, and the highest The Columbua Courier is filled ples bav made their appearance dur market price paid for liieni ond Hides. Moat Markot, tbia week with a review of the past iDg the night, they may bo romoved Keeps constantly on band GAME of all kinda. FISH. PPOULTBY A young iaay gave "nor young with a pair of hedge shears, and year. It ia interesting reading mat alive and dressed.

Bm-FULL WEIGHTS Guaranteed, and I wiU'eell as "chcaD na 'tnv ter and shows enterprise on tho part smoothed off with a piece of sandpa men" a beautifully-worked pair of slippers, and he acknowledged tho present by sending hor his picturo North Main st, west dour to Banks House. market on the Creek. Givomoaca, 1. of the proprietors. per.

locasea in a nanasomo irame. Kansas. Sandpaper ia much belter than Galena, ThO roport that Whitelaw Reid is lie wrote a noto to sond with it, soapstone for this purpose. anu at tne same time replied aniri MILLER PICKETT, Pro's. Holes roado, in tho baby's skin by going to marry Anna Dickinson is on its rounds again, and "a friend of one ly to the dun for an unpaid-lor suit ot clothes.

Ho gave pins or needles should bo oarefully of tho editor's intimrto frionda Bays puttied up lest tho baby catch cold. he would not be surprised to hoar of Any punctures which have been made the evont at an early day." Cooking and Heating Stoves Branch Shop on Columbus by chair legs, gentleman a walking street, Empire. An invention comes to England sticks, or old ladies umbrellas, should a boy 111 cents to dohver the pack-ago and notiss, giving explicit directions as to the destination of each, It wps a boy with a freeklod faco, and ho discharged bis errand in a manner that should givo him a niche ia the temple of fame. The young lady roceived a note in her adored one's handwriting. TIN, SHEET mm, Mm WOODEN WARES, bo covered with court-plaster.

To fiSaTThe best of Fresh and Salt Meat from New Zealand in tho sbapo of fill them with putty would make the "nail gun" for driving nails. It is that ran be prouurreu, constantly on hand, baby too heavy for conveufcnea. not unlike a gun in sbapo and oize. Wagon Woodwork Iroea and Stool. Specialty made of Fish and Tho baby may then be pat to soak and flow to her room to devour its The nail ia inserted iu the muzzele and slides to tho bottom, when a rod contents.

She openened tho missive with eager fiogors, and said: falls upon it and drives it in with ono in a washtub. If it rise to th top it may be kept down by putting some flat-irons on it; but probably it won't, JBSfHichest market price paid for getting tired of your ever. Llow. Bv this method one can do aj.cnL zor iQ9 ocott oundry tor th 3 'hing 111 the line of Mining implements Dump to a bucking iron. lasting attentions.

Tbe siit is about the work of balf a dozen. GAME and 11IDE8. We will fell f.s cheap or than any other first clusa market on the Creek, and you will find to your iuteeese to give us a When properly soaked, it may bo worn out already. Itnoveramount- One of tho strongest evidonoos of LIME of a Superior Oualitv al ed to muoh any way. Blcaso go to thunder." trial.

bung up to dry, taking care not to place it so near the fire that it will of Galena- Orders mav left it 7 J' And the tailor was struok uttorlv warp, mat wuai muxes cuuureu wwau. Peopl in want of anr coedi inmtrimo A Fair Exchange dumb when he opened a parcel and discovered tho picture ot his delin bow loggod. tion, and I promise you my bosk Cr.rtatanTZ tWB' It may bo fod on carrots, turnips. rutabagas, mangel wurzels, pumking -13 HO- Call and examine mistook before (cut in quarters), squashes (with their necks wrung), or any other nutritious the retnru of bettor times is the great fall in the price of Railway locomotives. Threo years ago, first class locomotives cost f2t, 000, each: now they can be purchased at the extremely low rto of dollars apiece retail with a liberal reduction for cash or by the dozen.

This places a locomotive within tho reach of all We will probaly purchase one or two rirseIves- No enterprising without ono. Au unnaiutlr Eobb I purcnasmg. substance; but caro should be tuLeo to choice it off before it has overload quent customer, with a nolo that Bttid; "When you gazoupon tho features think how much 1 owe you' When the unfortunate young man called around that evening to rocoive tbe happy acknowledgment of bia sweetheart, be waa very ostentatiously fihoved off tho steps and over the fence by the young lady's father, and in the morning he was waited upon by his tailor's lawyer, and imperatively ordered to bottle orsuffor. ed its stomach, ou can choke it by applying a monkey -wrench to itsgul STBEBr, EMPIRE CITY. ct.

After being fed it should bo honi ABBY "WEBB waiTrii IHa a keav business is dono in culled, and laid whore it will not bo in tbippine to China the likely to be stepped on. in if iho uKb i su'imP which are caugh Wanted, all kinds of FARMEPv'3 PHOPUOE, in (xehangs for wagon work. Also keep on hands a assortment of Second Hand Farm and Spring Wagons, in good repair. Dono on short notice. New work made to ordor, andovorythiDg warranted.

B. P. FOSTER, 2nd door south of Galena Never try to stop a baby's crying Real Estate and Collecting" Agent, u'OUBBUCh numbers on the coast, and Hfo ia short, and there ia so much to aere is almost as much profit frqra be done that coinos under the head OALEUA, our (the sale of the shells as from the Or PICE IN BANNEP. OFl 1 of foasablo. xrirsnDEiLiL.

hotel, Cherokee Kansas JAMEH PRICE, TROPIETOR, Aasjust been thoroughly renovated and furniahfid anew turonghout. The tables are furnished with the very best the markets afford, aud no pains will be spuired to niuke guests rn Ttir.tuhrimnB thnmnnlvan 1 hn mho thfiv If tho baby has tho mumps on ono afe pnt to in China is as a manure side, don't say that it has a mump, i and as a poison to the worm which Polks will laugh at you and call you 'tea-If yoa wait to rent or buy a house, farm, miring' )9L or the tme, or desu-e information ou any of thes. Btttjouto, call on or eddrwa woris' such dentruction to the tea a bachelor. clantof that country, The China. coaiioiiaoiu, KiySampla rooms for Travelois.

Don't bo alarmed if the baby has Commercial Gave toi hi4 an nrrtHltvpia Bjfia Iejsh em man state that this is the only retne dy at present known for the tea post. tho measles on both eidee; it fro quontly happens. 9 IWt put the baby in training for PJ ICQ KRnQ -a We have hoard and read many fish 1 1 Vi Ml 11. LjJ fcMflll a uaoy wiow. is win go nacs on you thus exemplifying the doctrine TIT.

WEBB, JPropritcr of original sin. MAIN ST, GALENA, 1 Ncrth Kzln Stmt, When the baby swallows a watch, send for the doctor not the jeweler THE ONLYJIRST CLA.5 HOTltL'IK THB.CITT. Keep; Censtantly on! Hand a Full I 1 ttfk H'T In such a case never permit tho doc Btories," but the following from tho Galveston News, rather ''knocks tho socks" off, of any wo ever hoard before! "One day lust woek tho lines aboard the Indus were more than ordinarily disturbed, and, after some considorablo work, a monster female shark was brought to the deck. Being vry largu and powerful, 6dme exertion was used in killing hor, and, as she soemed slow to die, the first tor to go for the watch with a cork- uoorj csampi jsooms for Ccmmprcial TrsTtlen, scrow; it wuiinjure the watcn, ana perhaps toach the baby habits of in temperance. THB JCSOT1T EUFFLUS IS TH5 BEST A ND MOST PSPUtAO BEWIUa MACHINE ATTACHHSST E7er Invented, Price ESj6S If tho baby has a sore head, advise to become an independent voter.

mate ran up and brought tho heel of Of Every Description A Largo Slock of Carpets, Curtains, If the baby is bald-headed as is frequently the case pull its ears up over its head to prevent sunstroko, i- 1 JCH1TST02T TUCSSB, bis shop down upon the head of the fish with great force, nosompliBhirg ber death. Tho usual disooction of I' aui9r la to much mtd tUo Tomx. 5 tvi 1 UXt' Horror-M rlckcu. Piano or Organ SOCDEAP A3 NOW. WALL PAPER, riCIUBE THB JOKMSTOM OORBPB Price dl.Wt.

ThPo aw the rctlff practical attochmaitts ttwt cvn body wanto, nud no sowing dm, chiun la coinpleta vltfaout thna, They are kept by all tmi njaclilna wma. We wlU fnrnUB tilhor of thm at the prlra biuku Agents wnle for Uusrated drain Henry Faxon, of Buffalo, ia said never to have recovered from a fright that Blondin gave him, his nervous system receiving a lasting shock. Uloudin was abunt to start on ono of bia walka ou a rope across the the parts followed, and within tho fish were found Beven youtg onus This number was very large, but' what so excited the interest of all as that eaoh of tho seven young ones bore upon tho bead tho same wounds which could be seen upon tho bead of the mothor. The impress of the mate's heel was very distinct on every head. Whew! UKAND, SQUARE UPBIGH1 rom $115 to 6350 1 -r--r-- mr ou nnoiesaie fries List JOH1TETOW.

SUPPLED OTTDMTTAj IOWA, FRAMliS, MOULDING, AT LIVIilP ritlCKA- chasm bolow Nmgm Fuxon Hoducod Prices SSSQIWJTYJ UPEHlOeiTY stood laughing and jesting on tho edgo of tho precinico overlooking the THE CORNISH PIANOS river 140 foet below, lilondm, mo 15 DSTBAD3, BDEE1US, SAFES Improvements SeplssKbcr, 18781 tioning to the bystanders far silence, seized Faxon under both armpits i i i -r-Tt-r' iii i Esvlnff wtrard for the domanrl of thin from behind, and bold him for a soo I Tho Cornish Organs, 1 P'ogreBsiTO ago, wo now offer to tiio World the TV ond or two over the verge. Faxon's My success is oaring to liberality in advertising. Bonner. The road to fortune is through printer's iuk. P.

T. Barnum, Success depends upon a liberal patronage of printing offices. countenance when Blondin laid hold mm of him was irradiated with mirth CHAIRS, TABLES, In fact, everything nsnally kpt in first class furniture store. Special Attention Given For i nail and Parlor, 565 to $200. When Blondin drew him back and Imi lib I III! Money REQUIRED until vou Frequent and constant advertising dropped him ou the green sward, he sank in a heap, horror-stricken.

In the next instant, Blondin, grasping his heavy balancing pole, danced out hav thoroughly tested the instrument and are natisfled that it is all we ttluiui. If found wan tinsr the freight IDERTAKIN6. narges botu ways will be paid by, us Important Irnprovomeir 'a. KotwittBtamling tho VICTOR baa long boon tho peer cf acy maetino la the market a foci supported ly a hoet of volnntecr witacssco on Ins rope beyond the precipice, and, turning to enjoy the effect of his IK xxt, wi Ana. a tkiax.

maneuver, saluted hiscollupscd friend with a comical gesture. vuvuujr tiiuui jor is greater fcMa simplicity, a wondafol reduction' of fri-bn. find nlfnTpflio OUT ClSiniSI brought me all I own. A. T.

Steward. My son, deal with a man who od-vertisos. You will never loao by it. wf Ben. Franklin.

How can the world know a man has a good thing unless he adveatisea the possession of it? Vanderbilt. Where ia "parts unknown?" asks a correspondent ef the Danbury News. To which Bailey antiwers: "Whore they do not advertise' And though Boiloy does say it, thig is no joke. ilasticity t.f touch, and pittance ol iMechaniani, the CORNISH" IMiino om, vfDcsiraUe Qualities. Poreala tyllcru 'ta and others.

ami Organs or surpassed by no other "Send for Ulufitratcd Circular and Trices. Liberal Tcraia to tho lsirumeuis in mu worm, rsend for Illustrated Catalogue, Price List aud "A frightful Exampl Twontv years ago," said the passenger with red ribbon in his know that man whom you saw get off at tbe last station. Ho was a young man of rare promise a college graduate, a man of brilliant intellect and Bhrewd mercantile ability. Lit) dawned boforo him in all the most flattwlug Testimonials. All orders promptly attended to day Don't buy until you have seen tho lightest running machine In the World, the Ever Reliable VICTOR SEWING MACKSNS COMPANY.

MIDMJilOWX, ind Hon, 103 and 801 VTal)MU Avenue, CHICAGO, COiiNISU Washington, IT. J. or nigut. A large nssortm3nt of of Caskets and Coffins on hand, and sinde to order, E. F.

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