The Evening Herald from Topeka, Kansas • 3

Will, the World MUs Ifi dat I'll be back agin de funeral. Tie done dug worms fer bate now. Wish Well, not excruciatingly. At loast, it wouldn't break it all up in CHICAGO HOUSE, Corner First and Jefferson Sts BOARD $3.50 PER WEEK. it sooner.

Arkansaw -L I'd knowed Traveler. business. The world has managed ra 0 hwim along so far despite the loss of several eminent persons, including IOPEKA STEAM DYE WORKS, 117 Kansas Anbnue, Next door to T. S. F.

B. R. offices, cor. Sixth and Kansas Ares. CKIVERS.

PROPRIETOR. Still on the Track. Transcient Boarders Wanted. Tables well supplied. W.

WOODAKD, Prop. the "Living Skeleton' mid Coramo A ITJKEIE dore Nutt. J. Harms. C.

McAethdr. FIFTH AVENUE HOTEL Smith Pike TOPEKA, KANSAS. In view of this cold fact what is the use of cording up piles of fame, glory or too much of the root ef all evil. Belter swing on the garden gate in the moonlight with the girl who has mashed you, than snatch the laurel from wheezy audiences, on the rostrum. One hour with two dishes The Fer.uld, Centrally located.

Good sample rooms Are happy to announce that they are still on tbe track, and are prepared to lay at short notioe the genuine Harris McAethub, Proprietors. CLKAKINQ Overcoats $1.50 to $2.00 Coats 75 to 1.50 The herald, of lemonade ice and a strawberry mmi mwm, The Herald, ADAMS HOUSE. Waslibxirn Ac Adams) Prop's 0pp. TJ. P.

Depot, Korth Topeka, Kan. Price, $1.60 per day. This houso has been renovated and vpflttnrl blonde ia better than a year's strug gle practicing at tbe bar. More especially the saloon bar. 1.00 1.00 .50 2.00 2.00 2.50 1.50 .50 5.00 Vests 50 to 50 to Gloves 25 to Ladies' Shawls 75 to Sacques 75 to Dresses.

1.50 to Plumes 50 to Bindings of ....,75 to Coats AM) to Repairs at Reasonable Rates, The HeraK Street cars puss every 15 minutes to al places of public resort. Special notice to patrons: Warm meals served on the arrival of the day trains from the east and west, passengers have Which is becoming- so popular in Topeka. An Inspection of our work will show its superiority and advantages over all other popements. A Your two hours on the blue seats of circus, with your toes in the back oiupiu uuie 10 eat a square meal wnno me cars few of its advantages are: mat it can De iaia in any desired shape required, that it does not afford a shelter for rats, mice or other vermin, nor a receDticle for decaying matter or tilth of a fat man's neck, will be as much to you when Hearing the shadowy ortuls of death as years spent in which generate noxious gases so deleterious to health. It can be kept in repair much cheaper than any other pavement.

It does not wear Every vening, trviuff to worm yourself into the adamantine heart of your mother-in into depressions which hold water after every shower. It is much more pleasant to walk upon than stone, brick or wood. An investigation will show it to be the cheapest pavement in iflSriMIOIlL TOPEKA, KANSAS. Paid Up Capital, $100,000. Authorized Capital, $500,000, Commercial Paper Discounted.

law. Colors will not rub. Including Cleaning. Over coats $2.00 to $2.50 Coa ts. 1.50 to 2.25 Vests 75 to 1.50 1.25 to 1.50 LadieB, S'hawls, Wool, 1.00 to 2.00 existence.

It is in tact, as well as name, do rmnlnir the nnvpmfiut of Tntlfka. Every livening. True, great meu leave behind them the fragrant aroma of a name. So We verify the above by referring to a few of the many whom we have laid the pavement for, viz: E. Wilder, treasurer J.

will Blind Tom, the idiotio musician Every livening, Thomys, president Citizens' bank; W.w.Hoss, capitalist; Rowley druggists; Hon. J. C. Wilson; D. W.

Stormont, M.D. F. O. Uenting, The eminence of ordinary respecta Collections promptly made upon all parts 5.Q0 2.30 3.50 uon.D.A.Marvey, Mr.js.u.LmviH. bility is about as high as a man should Silk.

2.00 to Sacques, 1.50 to Dmi, ....2.50 to Plnmt 8 50 'to 01 me unuea Mates and Europe, oreign Every vetting, 1.75 ever want to go. He can look down on lots of people from that perch and make them feel sick. Ambition, like Correct' a hot horseshoe, burns the man who pursues it. Better a shady nook in exenange nougnt ana sold. THEODOEE CUERAN, President.

J. W. Redden, Vice-President. D. A.

MouiTON; Cashier. DIRECTORS: Win. Welhouse, .1. D. Burr, Win.

Sims, T. J. Anderson, Theo. Curran, W. W.

Manspeaker, T. D. Stringham, W. Johnston. D.

A. Moulton, Ceo. W. Wood, J. W.

Redden. Any garmen altered to fit by competent Tailors. Packages by e. press addressed to C. Chivebs, Top ekai Kansas, will reach us in safety aD receive our prompt attention.

some sylvan dell made musical by the THE BEST OF ALL distant echoes of a babbling brook Latest Telegraph with a narcotio Philadelphia newspa per spread over your face than the hot excitement of political canvass, THE WHITE IS KING. toiirt Mews. Better the paradise of an accepted lover than the hell of a deflated candidate. Better the assurance of three G. B.

DUDaY, SIGN WEHEB, Fresco Painting, Gilding onGU Be. POP. MA1T OB BEAST. When a medicine lias infallibly done State News. square meals a day than a rich ban quet in the calaboose.

its woik in minions 01 cases ior more fit than a third of a cent hit; v. lien it bus Oh no, the great world will not reached every part of tho world; when numberless families everywhere con- miss us, and so it is better not to miss and everything pertaining to the art Orders solicited. Office and shon. Home N(5ws 3 sider it tbe only safe reliance in case of the world. Get all the good things out of it you can, including a fat sal ary and nothing to do.

Fame with out monoy is like smokiug a twe-bit All the News I Havana in a dark room. If you have pain or accident, it is protiy suie to can such a medicine THE BEST OF ITS KIHD. This is the case with the Mexican Mustang; Ilulmeut. Kveiy mail brings intelligence of a Talua ble horse saved, the agony of an awful scald or burn subdued, the horrors ef rheu-mntisin overcome, and of a tbousand-and-one other blessings and mercies performed by tbe -old reliable Mexican, Mustang Liniment. All forma oi outward disease are speedily cured by the any serious doubts concerning the All the News! pure and elevating thoughts which 189 Kansas Avenue, (Up-stairs.) Electro-Medieal ail Hygiasc INSTITUTE we have so gracefully thrown off, and still imagine that the world All the News would go to pieces if you should re sign, why steal a horse and see how it jogs rizht along while you are in ITS DURABILITY AN UN.

mekican Mustang Liniment. yuHJSTiUNJbJD FACT, EXCEPT BY DEALERS -IN All the News jail. That 80? It penetrates muscle, membrane and tiSHIlp. to the Vprv linn. hflliiiilnrr rmin aJNiDii; MACHINES RTW anu curing uiseuse yriui a power unit 1 11 nua 1 11 T.

id 1... muni 1, 1, iiifuiuiiiu 'irciuu There are many men who affect to protest against female suffrage who CALEB CHIVERS. everybody, from tho ranchero, who rides are secretly in favor of it. We re 117 Kansas Avenue. nis MUSTANG fer to those who are ordiuarilv fond A wide-awaRei of dress and parade.

They want to over the solitary plains, to the merchant prince, and the woodcutter who splits his foot with the axe. It cures Kheumatism when nil other put everything their husbands make upon their backs, and they believe up and coming, Turkish Electric that with the adoption of female iuf frage they will be able to do it. They applications tall. This wonderful LINIMENT Packs and Baths Vapor and Shower Bftths, Hot, Cold, always there believe that by closing tho saloons and tobacco shops, and thus cutting off the unnecessary expenses PBLITZ Manufacturers and Denier in TENT AWNINGS, WAGON STACK COVERS 172 Kansas Avenue, speedily cuvos such ailments of the HUMAN FLK.S1I as Salt, and al Kinds of Baths necessary for health and their husbands, they can have three Rheumatism, ffwelllngs, atlfT W8 PA PER instead of two spring bonnets a year. If they were allowed their way, they joimm, louirncua nurni rind Scalds, (tats, Braises and Sprain! fslieueni Bites and Stings, Mtiflness, Lamcium, Old Sores, fleers.

Frostbites, Chilblains. Mora Nipples. Caked Breast, and Cleansing-. TOPEKA, KANSAS. FOR indeed every form of external die A department especial for 6T0RE Ai I) WINDOW shades of every uesciciptio.i; Iease.

It is the greatest remedy for the disorders and accidents to wind the iiitUTB Creation' are subject thai lias ever been knwn. e'uvfs would close up every channel in which men spend money excepting, perhaps, tho ready-made clothing stores. Millinery and dressmaking establishments would take tbe place 1 of saloons and tobacco shops, and the men would be compelled to support accessible only from reception root. Ladle will find genteel lady attend, ants from 9 a. m.

to 6 p. m. Special attention given to Illustrated Catalogue, with Price- MM Sprains, Kwlnny, htltf Joints, Founder, Ilarneas Sores, Hoof eaies, Foot Hot, Screw Worm, Scab, Hollow Horn, Scratches, Wind-fr. 1 1 Nrtfi I V.rv. nintlMina.

Liist, turnished on application. CAMP FURNITURE OF ALL KINDS. LADIES1 HEAD SHAMPOO. them. The plain-dressing and plain SUId Sores, Toll vU, Film upon the Sight and every other ailment looking females are not alone in their CHRONIC devotion to woman suffrage.

Some The Herald of the most dazzling of the sex are in favor of if. Atchison Globe. to wuuti tbe occupants or (be Stable and Stock lard are liable. tweutv-flve cent b.Qttib 'of Mexican Mustang Liniment bus often saved a valuable horse, a Ufa ou cratches, or years of torture. It heals without a Scar.

It goes tft he very root of the matter, penetrfttg vveii the bone. It tares everybody, flisappointe DISEASES The Herald Cool. HESTAUEANT. "Uncle Sam" said a colored boy to black Sam, a negro, who nsed to bot nu uuw. jb iin vrv'i iu steady uho lor more than twcflty.flve years, and is Such as Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Catarrh, Bronchitis, and Paralysis, a Every Uvcning yVBUlYtiy THE BEST OF ALL 81 EAST 5TH ST, 81 Every Evening uwuum tom chairs for Col.

Sandy Fanlkner. 'wharyer gwine?" "Gwine fishin', chile; why yer ax me?" "Did yer know Aunt Tilly is dead "Go on chile I Is dat a fact Yer (loan mean to say dat my wife am dead "Yes, "When she die?" "Dis mornin'." "Wall, I' sorry I warn't dar. Tell 'era 10 go on an'makede'rangementi, specialty. All Diseases peculiar ti Females, diseases of the Head, Heart Lungs, Liver, Kidneys and the skin, Cancers, Ulcers, Humors and nl! tinds of Ferer3 successfully treated Dyspepsia successfully treated. DPu J.

M. CARY, 228 Kansas Ave Topeka Kansas Table board $4.00 per week, equal to any 5.00 board in the city MEAL TICKETS $4.50. Neat, Clean and respectable. F03 1IA17 02 ESAST. JNO.

G. WIG GIN, MANAGER. Mm.