Mention Line from Topeka, Kansas • 1

'1? nrai3Aif hhigj fcl Am JL JL MmmmmJi TOPEXA, KANSAS. Fill DAY, 120, NUMBER 7. VOLTMB 1. SECOND FLOOR JOLTS SOCIAL WANDERINGS issue, bocmso Sam Itice. Earle Whitman and Frank Meckel were mentioned new sons: lias been written by sevtval times apiece, and lie got one i paragraph.

Xickolx. cut! led. "Short Skirts know Make ''a Man Look Longer. Do you only Women may wear some funny look t. ing.

-things hui -4Uey. never.ha accused of wearing celluloid, col la i. "Tug lioat'V mil Bates says som 'people soon get' tired of jfigures. InU not the ones he sees 'along Ivaiisii.ft avenue every afternoon." llemark made by a young Jady upjcgi. observing Little Pony, the junior lnein-ber of the Indian party, Monday; "Isn't he just.

too cute for anything?" One of the girls in the building ws telling us the other day Miles lu Why The filrls roll the. Tops Of their utopltlnpa Vuwn So the To.ldy f.eaix Won't chew the To, (iff of thorn I NUSUAL CALLERS Miller describing ITar-Yoster'' said: queer book.b'jSet" Mtfmnn like wiia never 4 Tetl Morse, of the livestock department, is Advertising a milking Short-. litMii sfv'o" fur rale. Thought yini aught want to buy one. Among tli important lfows items of (he work according to Major Masseek is lhe word just received tJiat "George is out of the Xiifcod.

Cocklolm-r" Kay is' out this week locking I'm a tW more coekloburs. 11' Ik1 isn't careful he may set a few stick-tights thrown ill for good measure. "Carrot Top" Whitniam'is 'sore, lie says that story -on hiui about the paint in the Owl grocery is not true. It happened in the I'alaee meat market. Along with the spring houseelean-iiig.

the second floor is being pestered now with iiii efficiency Wonder if he is Harney's cousin or nephew. Charley Sweet -Did you see that The composing room enjoyed a 'visit Monday afternoon from four members' of the Kiowa tribe, who were in town with "The Daughter of the. Dawn" show being produced at the Auditorium under the auspices of tin- a habit ot driving his Henry so last that the engine gets so hot he has to stop and lot it cool off. Who wants to learn to toddle? Oiuc dancing iicademy advertises thuslyi "Learn to dance the toddle! Cleopatra i l.l-y,..f wl 4.1... iiMcmcu ir aim in me way sue en- snared Ask Cieo slie American Legion.

Their respective names were Chief Chainto. Chief Buffalo. Skinny, and Little Tony. The whirring machinery and the nrt of producing printed letters from the same evoked their profound awe and admiration. thought It, wonderful that white men could do such marvelous tilings.

According to the interpreter this was their first visit to a ttno-'lype composing room. Their unique and beautiful costumes of white buckskin and beaded work held the undivided attention, of the lady members of the chapel. dame smile at me? knows. The boys on their '-day off" have been helping the Missus clean house; Talk about a 44-hour week. They say if this house cleaning was a steady thing they'd organize a house cleaner's union providing for a.

day and one hour for lunch. "I've been looking for my husband, for the last two hours," said Mrs. Uriice, after an extended trip up and down Kansas avenue, where nIio had tried to suprise Mr. Uruce. "Don't get excited.

Mrs. Uruce," replied Daisy lingers. 'Tve en looking for a for the last in years, nothing, the. laughed out li Scrivener Tha t's first lia.o 1 saw yon I After being shown items of interest about the different the composing a noble and eour-elevator and Kiiin these members of fast disappearing race teonsiy escorted to the bid farewell by Mr. Van Xatta, whose early boyhood days were spent nem an Indian encampment and who hrs many recollections of sunny days spent in play with Indian bovs.

nit ta loud. lie Let's go to lunch. Soaks, 'or I mean folks. What kind of language ia (bat, Hebrew? ATo. 2 No, homo brew.

tjiiirfuient con Id be improved some by putting a new "flavor the stickum on lhe postage stamps. Joe wants flVro- nice and sweet so he can lickum. Diiity Moore has entered the ranks of the aspiring ones, lie is takfbg up golf now. If lie does not exert him scjf any more at the links than lie does at his desk, lie iUiy get around lhe holes by fall. U.

S. V. 1. "Can any' Mr. ffiikeson, "tell me the.

meaning of iiu- letters- 11. S. V. V.T Alls "Yes, 1 can tell yon. Ti TxiiAx in.

Shake, and If you bow at all, bow low A man thinks he knows Woman knows better. Those having free seats at grumble most. Virtue- is never loved lien ty. a show well ar HERKS TO 0U Mr. want a fine gentleman, him to feel very welcome Vv'e and AVe mo- homo" in the composing room, knew him for what lie was the One more good man on earth i better than an extra angel in heaven.

It is not. lhe wine that makes a man drunk it Is (he man himself. If you suspect a man. don't him if you employ him, don't suspect him. incut lie lit: on lhe "floor," which Is neveit liek'ss a compliment.

Some don't, even have lhe earmarks. If there is anything we really enjoy it's a visit these efficiency" men itt only i rotu MORMN(J GROUCH The second baseball team floor is organizing a this year. So far. a or us. we hope they hat we know for what but for can we i do for The early bird i who wants to oat rets lhe worms.

worm bur anyway GOOD NftiUTj' them. No efficiency man- and there bnve been a number of 'em here ever ji.fi" tlie Capper plant without learning iiitig that would be to his advantage when he tackles the next print, factory. girls. 1 think Mr. Unruch i a single man.

1 want you to sec that be takes hak to Xew York with hint meniorh that "will' make the IIioad-way flappers look like pikers as (tin-pared with the beautifully tiided corn-fed girl.j of (ho sunny Kansas plain. Here's the answer (Jeorgc got from' the letter he wrote to Ins girl last week Friend (Seorup: Youth feed. iinl mo of nil Hip fr-nh iruya I ever 'met yoti mire the talt find vlnotfjir. Wh.n 1k yuii tliink 1 am nnyway a. harem? nlway ViU'w ymi wait nutly over the wiininrn.

h'm I )idn't think you'd the he.uiH iin.i tdiii' ine all (heir nainea like ymi did. You must a opened a frefh iaeU of t'aniehi when yon tHrte(t that leltrr. Well, (leorue. you i-an take It from me and cram ii ilowa In your and hitioUc l( (111 you jfet on your tongue hljf an iiiarM'eM I'm battery and wafer boy have been discovered. 15111 Cody will pitch, Frank Ddell will catcli and Joe Vincent will 'dispense the aqua Along with the ball team on the second floor, the sports have started in on boxing exhibitions.

The first bout will be staged next Monday noon. The principals he John Wilkinson and John May the 3est man win. Tickets on sale at a. in. Tiiursday preceding.

Miss (iarrott How did yon like my story? Miss Ilogan Not very well. (, My. you're not very complimentary'. Mis Well, do you me to be like a halt struck by lig'atiiingV Miss (J How's flmtV Miss It. A blasled lyi -e, of course.

Flease. Mr. Mention Lino Editor, won't you give Mr. irnell some at-tcinbtn in the next issue? He filed a complaint with the managing editor of "liinr law Sunday blue mi yoii tor KeepH. Iliere was a lime law from Hero' a you wu vc.iLIii- miKiu iovpii you wiien IovpiI you when SwitzerlaiKl that migiit well tie adopted HIV' cnanci? to Ket ine other Kirls hut when you losl thai 111 Ht Capper' and I ee you ha ruin Vhcreas the young people of (be tUat lolhed-haind hasher down at Kharrer as tlie young peojile the fn joii tan lie ure of Keltln your when your humrrv.

whv vmi -m w. are wont to meet and dance every Sunday after mass, jj tli -ah noise they make frightens the cocks, hen-' and other animals of the village, we' herely prohibit dancing within the bounds of the commune during the boni in which' domestic animals take in roc-K i fiay ki to it iiH-in-ihe I'aoe and I'll whistle Annie l.amj.' IW when I y. and inayhp th- iu.lii- card of thanka for hi kin. I i. Ta'-ta, liioilee root, and watcli lie xiei.pii, wide and landHome fiexl Sa, niie vvni' real Jive.

ku.v I ain't menUoiin" afiv nain. i'ourn for Ui rctnalnder of the tn-nr. the Capper Farm l'ro after the last their repose.