Quenemo Republican from Quenemo, Kansas • 1

gut mm Starid Up For: Quenemo 1 Volume -IX, Numfcer 41 One Dollar A Year. Quenemo, Osage County; Kansas, March 21, 1901.. DAVE HAD EXPERIENCE. 1 i The Manager of the Democratic thousand dollars." "Well, I declare I never heard of the like," gasped the eastern man, '-and is it a fact that you have asjfertile a soil but there some of the newspapers try to Newspaper Department is riaintalning Power as' a Story. Teller.

Mail Breeze. He was a Kansas man traveling TV woe "1 in the East. A man -who had nev- er been west of the, Connecticut line came and sat in the seat him. It was evident that CHEAP. Consequently we guarantee Bar- 'j gains' in everything we If you have don't want bring it to us, we 1 I will pay yon cash for it.

If you want to buy goods Gliap, ij 1 Come iniand see our prices. Eli We now have a complete stock of Staple and Fancy Groceries. We order in small quantities and thns keep our stockjfresh. We sell for cash so can quote the Lowest Prfces. make oat?" "Well," said the Kansas liar as he lit a two-fer, "I dont know what newspaper stones you have: been reading; tyut'f can tell yon something froffifr.ftiy own observation about th's6iL There was.

a man moved out1 into my. neighborhood fromf Pennsylvania. He had a couple of kids, one of 'em was about ten ar.d- tie other eight years ii: One ot tlie boys was a great to sleep, used to go out in the' spring and fay down on the grass and go to sleep and there he would sleep till somebody would wake him up. One day he layed down on the new plowed ground. He was lying on his face with his head resting on his arms and his from the effete east wanted to strike up an, acquaintance and the Kansas man was agreeable.

"May 1 ask, stranger," said the man from the east, ''what state you may be from." "Certainly," answered the ac-comidating Kansas man, I am. from Wichita, Kansas." "Indeed, well now do you know that 1 have a curiosity to know about Kansas. I suppose you have a great many cyclones out there?" "Oh, we have one occasionally, I- LD WAT IjgjiHBB cede Mr. and Mrs. Fine to the othei life beyond: this.

vale of tears and sorrow, nevertheless Mr. and Mrs. Fine are each in their 87 year. The Republican joins in the throng in wisning them other hap py anniversaries THE NEW The oddest book of this. century is called the New Bible, and it is -liable to hold -the palm for Bome.v time come, It is claimed it was, "revealed' by the spirit of -William Shakespeare, who fishCcl it from, the bottom of "the sea, where it had lain, burned in bnclcs on the submerged, continent for fifty centuries.

The book proper is the life and teach- ings of to the world's first Messiah. The phil-osophy is of, the highest anid deep but the people dont mind 'em," remarked the cheerful Kansas man. 'Well, well," said the astonih-ed man from hi east. "I am surprised to hear you say so. I suppose they do great "Oh, the are inconvenient sometimes of coure," said the cheerful liar, "but sometimes they are real Now for instance out in my neighborhood a man had a big tract of land.

There was one tract where he had never been abie to It is a waste of time to call a liar a liar. toes stuck into the dirt. When his mother found him about noon his toes had sprouted and rooted down so far in the earth that they had to dig him out with a spade." "This is my said the eastern man as the engine whistle sounded and the brakeman came in and made the announcement in some unknown tongue, "Give me your address, please." said the Kansas man" as he pulled out a card on Which was the legend; "David Leahy, Wicliita, Kan." THE CORN CROP. Its Expansion One of tno Characteristic Features of the West. Best Privileges.

Reasonable Commission. Slaughter Taylor, Burlingame, Ks. Corn, if its adaptation to civilized uses be conceded to date from the discovery of America, was the last get water. He dug two or uiree wells there, each of them two or three hundred feet deep but he of the world's great grain crops to be brought under the dominion of civ Some Questions. never got a drop of water.

There A 1 1 ilized agriculture. The rapid ex- 1 a ia If it takes a boy twenty-five min- 11 was an elegant pasture on iui tract but he couldn't use it on ac- KIRKPATRICK KLOTZ. est, both" reverent and moral. The pamphlet is not put out as but with claims just as stated. Send ten cents to Push Printing House, California, and get a copy mailed to you.

Make Honey in California. In citrus groves, vineyards, ranches, beet sugar, oil wells, and mines. You can go there for count of the lack of water. Down utes to cut three sticks of wood to time, especially during the century get supper with, how: long will it vflWn nn of thf mogt on his bottom land it was easy to get water but that was too far away take him next morning to get to a characteristic features of the growth LIVERY, FEED SALE crossing to see a circus train un- and derplonmptit of tbftwpster hem- from this dry pasture to do sis cat load. I isohere Cultivated with increasing LLl tle any good.

Well, sir, one day areas in everv country of North, Cen- a cyclone came whooping along A tramp tackles a farm house tral and South America, even in the Tr Finest Rigs and also tre Best only $25 via most direct route, any Tuesday up till April 30th. Inquire at depot. and the dosr tackles the tramp. Kmifhpm Vt nf iKp "RritisK mssr-s. and took one of his best wells out of the bottom and carried it over The tramp travels over thirty rods sions in North America, it has be- Prof.

Ivison, of Lonaconine, suff-1 a minute, while the dosr passes come, a manner, typical of the I -hir It Girdles the Globe. The fame of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, as onto that dry pasture and dropped it into a canyon right where he oyer forty-seven rods. How long progress of western civilization; and measurej by a nobler line by 1 the best in the world, extends around rhe ear(h. Its the one perfect healer of cuts will it take the dog to overhaul a euggesxive Bigmncance auacnes jee(s not by years. wanted it.

Gould not have suited him better if he had ordered it. corns, burns, bruises, sores, scalds, boils, ered terribly from neuralgia of the stomach and indigestion for thirteen years and after the doctors failed to cure him they fed him morphine. A friend advised the use of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and after taking a few bottles of it he says, "It has cured me entirely. I can't say too much for Kodol Dyspepsia Cure." It digests what ypu eat. Marlett Markham.

me xuci uiat, minose coumnes oil I rfr; fplnns aViac niine. 1 1 I uaiuo aUU fill SK1U 1 all skin eruntinn nniw jnf.n.Ki- He out in a pump as soon as the this continent whose development LfllU I A 1 a box at Rodlev Car- UA nnnc Kir hoc rof has been the most marked, the pro A young lady out with her cure. 25 cents: der's drug store cure. 2 cents: no cfnr. 1 VV iiau wuu ijuu itutr I i-1 1 ry t'liiiiiit ft 1 1 duction of corn has reached Hs great- ered over five, hundred head of cat- "steady company" eat a dozen est proportions.

When you forget there are others tie at that well ever since." fried oysters, two oranges, half- The limitations which clhnate has you are neanng a burned bridge. "You don't tell me," remarked dozen bananas and carried home a If it comes easy for some people to do a thing well, it is the result of consistent trying. placed upon the culture of this prod the man. "It doesn't pound of candy. How long will it uct presumably indigenous to a semi- seem possible." THEBEST PRESCRIPTION EOR MALARIA be before he can get money enough tropical zone, together' with.

an in- Ewpn is all right, IFyou Oii and allrojtlf ioo'tWhjd hh0 fi "Maybe not," said the Kansas Like Oliver' Twist, children ask for rjdi get a license ana pay the explicable prejudice among eome for- Chills and Fever is a bottle of Grover's man, "put you come to Wicliita preacher. eign nations against ita use. A a hu Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply iron I take you out and show you when given One Congh Cure. Mothers endorse it highly for croup.

It quickly cures all coughs and colds and every throat and lung trouble. It is a specific for grippe and asthma and has long man food, have played an important ana quinine tasteless form. No cure-no pay. Price 50 cents the well and introduce you to the I- A clerk is employed in a store at part in preventing a somewhat sim- IJsjt, nbuglvfcif yourhabitj js $6 a week. His actual weekly ex- llarly rapid extension ot it culture been a well known remedy, for whooping Many a man doesn't care what a KcaUhy; a little more; or less, tif man who owns the place.

He is a nice man and a deacon in the church. Knew another case out ccrogn. Marlett Markham. penses he wears a $40 suit of throughout the civilized world. But, tailor charges for clothes just so clothes, $8 shoes and occasional! process of acclimatization to ne charges it.

no great a doctorf too thi.fi; erstcri' Jjl The narrowest narrowness is that there where a man had: a curious takes his eirl out buffcv ridin to wmcn piant so reaaiiy responds Ol selfishness A. I and the dissemination of information Tut this out and take It to Bodley experience in a cyclone," went on no matter what cause- take; rnin. the theater and to banquets. How "r- nuu a lice naiiipic of Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tab much per cent does the merchant Counterfeits, of DeWitt.s Witch Hazel Scott's Emulsion of Cod Oil lets, the best physic. They also cure dis the Kansas man in a reminiscent sort of way.

He was bald-heai-ed, had a little line of hair running i among foreign nations as to its great economic valut as a food for both man and domestic animafs have, among other causes, gradually make on his goods and how long orders of the stomach, biliousness and headache. Bodley Carder. will he be in business. There are mariy causes of ge Salve are liable to cause blood poisonings Leave them alone. The original has the name DeWitt's upon the box and wrapper.

It is a harmless and healing salve for skin diseases. IJneualed for piles. Marlett around' the lower part of the back ft brought the crop into considerable ting too thin; they all lA.coiorea on arriving at a Ins head. The rest of his head flarriage Anniversary. small western Texas town asked "7 oroaa' antVne 9" corn under these two heads: over- was as bare as a glass marble.

He One of thf nitit.pne if liarl conn is 1.0-uay pursuea more or jcfs cx- any cqlored people hanging around was caught in a cyclop The sixty-fifth marriage auniver- tensively in eome portions of all tho work and under-digestion. Stop over-work, if you cans Lots of men- belong, to church because it seems an easy way out of a lot of responsibility." sary of Mr. and Mrs. Philip A. great continental divisions of the town.

"No," replied the villager, nair estaDiisliment tiiat vyer naven hung a nicrser lna the-cvclone had picked up asr "it earth surface. To citizens of the but, whether you can or fine was ceieoratea on March 12, 1 901, at their home near Maxson. canie along Well, sir, that cy- United States, where 'r'V'v" 1 er j' i. 1 fi- take bcott limulsion or Cod. 11 is a.

very rare to see I heir promptness and their Dleasant effect See that you get the original DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve whisn you ask for it. The' genuine is a certain cure for sores and skin diseases, Marlett Markham: me cuue cum crup 01 uie worm is producea, it is gratifying to note Liver Oil, to balance yourself that statistics of production for a i with vour work. You can't live as aged a who live long mates, uevvitt Little Early Kisers most inc. wniri a lot. Ot tllfii nair was popular little pills wherever they are iltli fori KH.own.

ney are liver and bowel tro ible. Marlett Mark-! When a big. New York ripper bam series of vears from all countries for of married life. Philip A. Fine whichsuchfiguresare obtainable show was born in New Jersey, April 28, lhat tlie worldJs cf corn, i8i4.

Mary Moore was- born in though exceeded occasionally by man, so that when the c)'clone dropped him he had as nice a head of hair as you ever saw." The only maKes oi out wes show Constant contradiction is the omestic wasp whose sting New Jersey, Dec. 1 1, 1814. They that of" wheat and with more fre- trouble was that the hair was driven into his scalp was of different on ittruebut, by it, you can. There's a limit, however; you'll pay for it. Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil is the readiest cure for "can't eat," unless it comes of your doing no work you can't long be well and strong, without retaliation.

The stomach controls, the situation were married at Finesville, New quency by that, of oats, has now at- Those' who are hearty and strong are those colors, some of it was brown and Jersey, March 12 1836, and lived tained such magnitude that in some who can eat ana digest plenty of food The lingering cough following grippe. ome red and.still. another lot- Avas in New Tersey, Pennsylvania and yars it cosslittitcs in quantity the calls for One Minute Xugh Cure. For all Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat and and allows you to eat all the good food throat and lung troubles this is the only a sort of a straw-color. It made Wisconsin they, came to Law- you want." If you suffer from indigestion.

Wcrii's Cora Suppsy. or any other stcSroach rence in 1875, and to Osage coun- narmiess remeay tnat gives immediate re-, suits. Prevents consumption. Marlett Markham. tuouble, this preparation can't help but do some sort of activity.

rpi 1 .1 1' ty in 1879," with a continuous resi a lit: uviiHf uiiauai iiuuucuun ui you good 1 he most sensitive stomach The genuine has cfH. the man look curious for awile but he finally went to a barber snd got the whole business dyed one color. He is proud of the hair now and has been offered a thovsand dollars can take it. irt Marlett Markham. uence ever, since, uy 11ns mar- corn in the world for the five years th3nron5r7 1 ,1890 to 1800, inclusive, in the tab-: tako no other.

To California for $25 Numerous profitable business ulated statement was 2,736,057,000 1 Jf y0" -have not be prepared for war is one of I Ll ICU 1k. OCUU IUI tr i 1 1 openings California. Buy a by a firm that is selling a hair re- nage eignt. cmiaren were bom three of whom are living; Mis; Marlatte of Lawrence, Mr Godfrey and D. Fine of Max-son, Kansas.

These children and uuMiei, aim jau pretm 111 cute 01 uie freo sample. Its a- iLjJ wpsfPTn hr-misnhprp as a rnrn tiro- 3rrahlF tasta will tl i the most effectual means of pre serxnng peace. homeseekers' ticket via the Santa storative- to make an affidavit stat i "fi 'ii -ii i 1 r-rr i CJ 1 I II Fe route and investigate conditions ing that his 'new crop of Jiair was SCOTT BOWNE When you are billions use those famou there. Only 25, Quenemo to the result of Usiuj their hair restor- Fact that its average production for the same period was over 82 percent. other relatives and a host of friends Chemists, 409 Pearl Street, New York.

little pills known as DeWitt's Little Eorley California; Tuesdays, to April 30th. do itsaid ht Kisers to cleanse the livar and bowes. were present on this memoriable of the world's average production or, They never grh)e. and Markham Inquire at depot. vyou-ldn4t tel lie for anybody.s 60c.

and all drugrsrists. occasion, many no doubt will pre itaied in full, 2,209,380,000 bushela..