The Simpson Record from Simpson, Kansas • 1

V. MOP 311! 1. PUBLISHED AT MILTON VALE, KANSAS, FF.IDAY. NOVEMBER, 24. 1905.

Mo 24 vy oy 4 Winter is 15 J. i How about your'supply of COflL? I am prepared to furnish you any desired kind; especially Old Hanna. Remember it is the Standard of Excellence. I have a car of Pennsylvania Hard Coal co ning also. And that flea) 'Building! WINTER is COMING in fact is just about here.

You need a stove to keep you warm. We have it, SUPERIOR OAK AIR-TIGHT made by BRIDGE, BEACH. None better. Then we have, THE SMOKELESS Burns up the smoke a great coal saver. Remember our motto; A Dollar's worth of GOODS For ONE doliar.

Let me figure on fur- My prices will sur- nishing you the lumber. prise you. Perhaps your stock need Sijedsl If so; though I ship in so many cars each week; I can supply you. When in need of any of the above, call on ft Meed, Lumber Coal Man, TV fvf itr Sir. i SHANK "9 SCHOOL NOTES.

Enrollment now is about 45. I.O. Sewell sold one of his graphones to Mrs Weaver. A.D. Sewell is having a playhouse built for his grandaughter Helen Gifford of Beloit.

Wan-zer is doing the work. Lettie Tuppeny spent Sunday witn home folks. Call in and leave your order for Thanksgiving Oysters at, Wanzer's Confectionary Spain't Iron-Bound Beach. "Everywhere that I have seen It, the coaat of Spain is an iron-bound beach with a rough eea breaking," writes a traveler. "Whether on th Atlantic or the Mediterranean shore, whether on the Biscayan or the An-dalusian coast, there seems to be ever a heavy surf booming along the Span-ish beach.

Here on the extreme north there were the same somber mountains that we had once seen when coasting between Gibraltar and Marseilles; here we saw the same stern landscape and the same gaunt cliffs crowned with watch towers, sad-col-ored like the cliffs and seeming to be stony growths out of the rock themselves." Mr. Farmer's children started to school the first of the week. People are bringing their chick ens and turkeys to market, Fearing they will be taken by chicken thieves, Mr and Mrs Messimore Mr Am-mie Everett and family and Clyde 1 Soule spent Sunday at Mr Goffs. A travling salesman was through this part of the country last week, selling dress goods. Cris Weaver and wife a id daughter Mariee and Ada visited at Mr Houglands Sunday.

Jennie Jackson went to Barnard the latter part of last week. E. Williamson had the house where he lives and the one where Mr Pool lives painted last week. It makes them look much nicer. Quite a number from this neigh, borhood attended the box-supper ot Fisher Creek Friday night.

Mrs. Bell Wilson of Beloit visited her parents last week, return-ing home Friday evening. Misses Clara Mackey and Eoso K-Aleenan visited the school Fri- Just received a shipment of cider at Wanzer's Confectionary the finest in the world we think, call in and try it. Miss Lizzie Mclveckmie the went to Jjeloit Friday returning Monday moruing. Mrs.

McAleenan and Hose visited at Dr. Shaffer's Friday and Sat urday. Fmet Deaugherty purchased a new buggy of Shanks Co. Saturday. Mr.

and Mrs Uob Huffman visited at A.B, Walens Saturday and Sunday. LOCALS The gentlemen got their suppers1 Are you going to 'attend the basket social at Logan Center November the Ladies are requested to bring baskets and gentlemen their purses. Shadows will be sold. Bemember tae date November 30th, Adam's Rib. According to a story, current throughout Asia and th greater part of Africa, Allah while sawing up the side of Adam, after removing the rib wthich was to serve a the basis for the construction of Eve, had laid it down try his side on the grass.

A hungry yellow dof Uert Nicols of GJasco was in i own Sunday. by buying the girls shadows. A fine program gas much enjoyed by all present, $17. were made which will be used to purchase a teachers desk. We har rumors of a wedding this week.

Will report latar, Mrs. Jennings, Koy and Grace visited in Beloit Saturday. Mr Davidson had a number of his chickens stolen a short time ago. Mrs. J.O.

Trput is visiting her jjjoiher iu Decatir county. Geo. 'ernon and wife, Misses, TAlIir. and Lizzie Goff and Pearl Home of our youpg folks attend' il iie dance at Glasco Friday nigbt to Chicken Thieves Beware lest the fate of the chick en thief attend thee. Guns which have not been loaded before this year are loaded and awaiting, and a number have bought new guns and know how to use them.

Your exit from this world may be so hasty that the promise that was given to the thief on the cross will not be extended unto you. Dickey spent Sunday evening at Mr nouglands. Bryan and Verna David aons came over to play with Wood and Helen Gotf Satureay. Koblluffmap was intownSatur, lookiug for a house to live iu. Mr.

Vaughn and the Misses Emma and Grace shopped in Beloit Friday. George JeriniDgs and Will Wander took some pictures at the river Sunday, Mr.Juhn Hawkins and Mary Casey of pelpbos visited with Mr. A.D, Sewell Friday, happened along, and, catching sight of the rib. seized it and bolted. Allah started in hot pursuit, and would have recovered the bone had not the tail of the dog given away and remained in his nand just as he man aged to dutch hold of Jt Thanks to the fresh headway which the cur thus obtained, it was able to escape, and to swallow the rib before being once more caught Unwilling to deprive Adam of another bone Allah reiolved to us the dog's tail in lieu th ciH for the construction of Eve, and it if alleged that it Is precisely because there is so much of th caudal appendage ef the dog in the com pot ftion of woman that It is just as impossible for hr to remain quitt for any length of time as it is to keep a dog's tall item wagging.

Jordan visited a few days ji) i iir town tho first of the week. The finest line of candy in town at 'Wander's Confectionary. FAII1VIEW V. Jvjer Las moved his fam Removing Stains From Gtaai. In order to remove paint and potty from window glass, put sufficient sal-eratus Jnto hot water to make a strong solution, and with this solution remove the paint and putty tbet atj-beres to th glass.

Lot it remain no-til nearly dry, when the paint ean removed by rubbing it witha wooln rag. fce putty cn be removed br means of a putty knife or similar etrtunant. MiirS Myrtle Price is clerking in I. wells store, ily into a part of the house occupy Frank Jamison and family cpent Sunday wi his motLer- Charley Williamison thelled the corn that he, bought of Mr, Pake-straw last week. ed by Mr Stackhouse, nutil he can Geo.

Jennings visited L'tloit get a house..