The Simpson News from Simpson, Kansas • 4

SIMPSUrt NiiWS X' ,1. TOOK HIM FOR REPAIR MAN 218.219 Republic Building, 10th and Walnut KTlUSaSD 1870 YEARS IN CITY. Consultation free and confidential. No'detention fron busineaa. Pa- BlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllltllllllHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB DISTRICT 54 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB School Begun Monday at 64 with Miss Hazel Porter Teaching.

Mr. and Mrs. C. D. Betz made a business trip to Beloit Tuesday Adolphus and Dott Melton started to schooll "at Asherville monday.

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Lewis Jones tients at a distance successtuiiy Charges iovr. Cfpf'rii '1 Successfully treated withe operation wllivMlO CmJ Lawwl no instruments no danger. Caaw Describing diseases free at office or -nt sealed ill vwal plain wrapper. Latest Treatment f. Blood Poison.

Stanograpfcsr'aV First Meeting With Employer's Nephew Could Hardly Re Classed as Happy. I believe my most embarrassing moment was one day at the office, when my typewriter was. in need of repairs, writes a correspondent of the. Chicago Tribune. ,1 called up the repair roan, and he, said he would be at the oSce about 10 o'clock the next morning.

Next morning a young man with 'a small satchel stepped into the office. Without hesitating I started right in to explain to him the trouble I was having with my typewriter, I talked to him about ten minutes without giving him a chance to say a word, when at last he started to laugh. And he laughed until my employer, who was In' an adjoining office, overheard him and came to see what the joke was all about. f'v' To my amazement when 'be noticed the young man he exclaimed, "Well, If It isn't Bill." After Bill had subdued a little he explained to me that be was my employer's nephew. Hours: 9 A.

M. to 7 P. Sundays and Holidays 10 to 12 only. Plain and Fertilizer GRAIN DRILLS Kentucky grain drills are made in two types Plain- and fertilizer. Both types are built in zariety of sizes.

By all means see the Kentucky and children were Beloit shop-J FOR SATISFACTION SaScty and Economy buy thing' You ou when ou buy a sure Drill be fore you buy pers Tuesday, Mr. and Charles, Mrs. Dave and Pearson were Beloit eallers Tuesday Tom Jones and son Glen were callers at the Ed Jones home Wednesday i Miss es Melva and Mr. James Robertson returned home Thursday. Miss Glenis Jones spentThurs-day night with Miss Eva Jones.

Mr. Tom and Mr. Ed Jones GOODRICH TIRES He'd Traveled Some. "What's the name, of this townf asked the supercilious traveler on the rear platform of an observation car. "ChlggereTille." replied the husky youth, who was loafing around the little red "Good heavens What a place to spend one's days In I dare say you've never been anywhere In your life." "Well, I was over to London In 1917.

and I took in Paris, Monte Carlo and Nice later on. I was planning to run over to Berlin, for a spell, but the boch decided he'd had enough' Birmingham Age-Herald. attended Mr. Miser's sale Thurs Sold By FARMERS HDW. CO.

Simpson, Kansas day. Mrs. Chas. Robertson took dinner with Mrs. Buifington Learning Fast.

Thursday. Miss Esther Pearson spent Friday afternoon with Miss Catherine Jones. Mr. and Mis. Lewis Jones attended the John Rathbun ViiinfiftuiiiiiiiittiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiJiiiiiLiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiriiiiJiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiciiiiiiiiiiiii Three negroes cot mixed up In a quarrel and were locked np.

Next morning they apiieared before the judge. The first wan given three month, and becoming abusive upon hearing his sentence, the Judge increased It to six months. Tbe second was given six months, because he, too. was abusive. The turn of the third man came.

"Now," said the judge, "what have you got to say." "1 sure ain't jrot nuttln' to say, Judge." he said. 'Three months plenty, nouf for din Ml nisiier." sale Friday. Mr. and Mrs. Jake Pearson, Mrs.

Dave Pearson and Emma Knight attended the John Rath bun sale. Mrs. Tom Jones and chilbren Spent Friday with Mrs. Ed Jones Encouragsment. I 'should attempt to Was i nw Mr.

and Mrs. Ed Jones and family were Simpson callers Saturday, Mrs. Peterson and daughters what would you dot" "I never meet an emergency until tt rises." "But if It should sriseV" "I'd meet It fsce to face." Bostoa Trenwrlpt. SHANKS COMPANY were callers at Mrs." Jake Pear. Turned Down.

Tom This Is an excellent picture yon, Miss Betty." (Sentimentally! I wish I owned the original. Betty Tou may have tbe negative Boston Transcript GREAT MEN FOND OF SLEEP Scva Ycr Iril. Net Every On Whe Has Dens liant Werk Has Cared Little for Slumber. son Saturday! ZmSm Mrs. Will Clark and daughter Janice returned home Sunday evening.

I Mtb. Chas. Carlson and daughter Hilma were callers at the Jake Pearson home Monday. Mrs. Florence Dietrict and children were Simpson callers Monday morning.

-lliililillllllllliliiilllllllilillilillllllliiiliiilliiiinl Sunnyside News lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllHIIIIIIIW Mr. and Mrs. Frank Robbins and daughter visited at the home of John Evert Wednesday. Mrs. Peter Petersen visited at the Bill Klein of Glasco.

Friday. Joe Lou than and family were Chicago foot-expert now in our store We've secured for a limited time, the services of a Chicago Practipedist a foot expert trained in Dr. Win. Scholl's method of foot relief. We've arranged to have him examine your feet Jrn if thargiinA tell you which one of Dr.

Scholl's Foot Comfort appliances you need for absolute foot comfort Find out about the foot pains that have been bothering you! Don't let them run on until they become serious dangerous to your health! Come in for ifret demonstration. VA well -worn savings bank book showing systematic and frequent deposits is the best recommendation a young man can present when applying for a position of trust It is not only an evidence of thrift but shows a determination to live on less taan he makes, wl ich, in the last analysis, is the road to a competence. Uecom-mendations and influence of friends of the applicant fade into insignificance with the employer when com pared to the above mentioned characteristics." callers at the home of John DlSchollk foot Comfort Appliances oild retnediet relieve and correct every foot trouble Evert Thursday evening. John Evert and family called it may be sume Hmfort for light sleepers and tlioe whe require many hour of sleep to properly refreah tbemsolvea to know that they "are not the only on." All great men didn't emulate the wesel In their sleeping habit. Indeed, some of the moot brilliant men; lnatead of calling three or four hour a night's deep, were able re work only.

tw three honr out of Dsrwin, for all his prodigious output of crest We work, wss able to be at his desk only twe or three hours each day. Spencer worked only four hour out of tbe twenty-four. And tbe famous philosopher. Descartes as well as the big-brained Doctor Johnson, used frequently to Ho abed until two or three In the after-noon. Per bap the champion of all longdistance alee per, however excluding Hindoo fakirs, hurled alive for months, and other tranc mhlects was Molvr the Kreinh nmriiematlclao.

liolrre. daring lit old ned to sleep 'JH hour a day, leaving only four hour fur wlence and every-tbins elie. Pr, Edwin K. Bowers In "Sleepinr for Health." at the home of Mose Louthan Thursday evening. jffi SHIPSOM STATE DANK Robert Morse visited at John hr mthlngfttt that ftu tat" Dr.

SekoWl Prut, fS.SJ Everts Sunday. tmmlnu eni tnaMtoei earn it immtJmtrlt mud perm- etntlf rilttvid by Dr. MUi Tot-FkM. Pria, Jfr Those from this district who were in Simpson Saturday were: Mr. and Mrs.

John Zackery. Mr. Pete Petersen and family. Mr. and Mrs.

Ott Lange. John Evert and family, Oakley Melton and UICKIE SAYS The nadrs of sua paaet family and John Downey and pleaeed te leara that ftare la at There will be a Foot Expert at H. V. Shull's Shoe Shop At Glasco, Kansas Friday. Sept.

9th One Day Only Come with your foot troubles, Examinations Free. family. kiaksc. os ctuo. mom trmmtma sibmss mat I beea able te cure to ail ate that la eetairk.

CaUnb tv4 -rvwi W6R cvAjn sot EOSSr WANTED THAT AGATE Mrs. John Evert and children visited with the Ed Jones family. Thursday. I Mrs. Henry Bernekingi and children visited with the Peter Petersen family Tuesday.

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C. mJJ by 4 Ua; V- If Persistency ComIsI Hava II te Him, We Must Admit Ms Deserved It. y) PoJyerSsdwa win. t-tmrm ismnmm tk. fr j'cej rT rx i i usy tne nonest graner connnea nis aceapatlon to tree and shrub.

Better it la to be what we are than ts affect to be whit we are not Wlae mea never borrow titrable at leaf as they can borrow money. Tbe flesh of the camel tastes like kef, tt has the appearance of veal. A dinner" that appeals to tbe eye Ctesa't always appeal to the stomach. any aaaa can yet married If he Isn't at slow to embrace the opportunity. If yes are at a lees to know how to Ute a aaaa, let him rentals where be The dog Is first In order of animal wiadonf, then the monkey and then the horse.

1 Never do any worrying to-day that yoa can Just as well postpone tintll to. Naturalist agree that In single combat ti ntiimal can ucrefully oppose the elephant. Deite. Its amazing length, there re wily wren vertebrae la the Beck of the giraffe. When a man gets a chaDce to dispose of his trouble he slways heaps np the mewure.

The elder beya wet play lag aaar bles. Tli ree-year-old Bebby wished some agates like his brother had aad asked father for twe cent te bay one irh. Tlw money was given te bJaa and he immediately wished te go- te tbe at or to make the barcaase. So persintent did he heroes that father said: "If yoa da keep Min a boat that agate I will take tbe pees lea away from yea." "What will yea do with tbe paaaMe If yea tfe take tneta away be ssked. "Why, 111 pat them beck la say rra, "WIU yea take tkesn artewa yea ge te the eOT Tea; I will." After a taw memaatr reSecttoat, fUty eaaao lick wt:) "Azl ad try fz'Ji ZJ flTE KEW WEST MAGAZIN1 SktaMMfS iifrrr lh 4wilnnt Wcatar in4mttTtm, aerwrnUm, mtniwm, 4, aad murtttam Of ir 'fit to thm Sha tor, frair mm PrtS kxk me ew 't mrc" iMtf-toa III Mill mUmma, Imr, it mrt.

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