Rosedale Enquirer from Rosedale, Kansas • 1

C. A. Crockett Cement tent, Lime, Plaster and Sewer Pipe, BOO Delaware Kanea. City, Mo, Bast Goods and Lowest Prlcas. Telephone 263.

ED. L. PARTY, 1 Southeast Cor, Ninth and Wyandotte, Telephone 233B. Karuas City, Ko. tie VOL.

I. llOSEDALKy WYANDOTTK KANSAS, SATURDAY', MAY 21, 1890. NO. 18. 3ET' Tqy fi EALHAMBRA: NEW EDITOR.

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Furniture, Auction, Storage Com, Go. 1310 and 1316 GRAND KAN8AS CITY, MO. TFe uuifce a specialty of wiling jour Furniture or Merchandise at your residence place of business at BHctlon. Come and ice ni before baying, as we ran tare )Att 10 per cent, on Furniture and Stores, Suction Said at our stcrerooms every Monday el 10 a. ft.

The most popular and enjoyable resort In the city. A mammoth entertainment for a little money. Kntlre change of programme Look In theatrical Column for thin week's attractions EllG fLLSVCHTll, Sola Prop, end Ifansgsr. TURKISH AND RUSSIA!) DATHG. 3CI33AJriTII AND A Certain and Pleasant Cure for 7 NERVOUS COMPLASKfrf, CINtRAL DEBILITY, RHEUMATISM, TORPID LrVtR.

INSOMNIA, LOW FIVERS. Vbm Baths supply the exhilarating and tonlo effcrfs of healthful excrdsc. A trtetoH boon to the lick) tbe acme of luxurious bathing the well. Electrical Baths. Sulphur Esths.

Mercurial Baths. oruisr jkJsm JsnaiiT. 02 and 104 Wait Ninth Street, KAN3AS CITY, MO. Bathe, BOo and SI.OO. Bed lr sleeping department, 60o.

SOUTH PARK. Mr. A. W. Pettlt is visiting parents in Canada.

The way to Chelsea Park la by Southwest Boulevard to Eighth and Delaware streets. Fare front Delaware afreet, 5 cents; from Rosednle, 10 cenK Concerts every afternoon sua evening. Music fur dancing1 In Miitlc Hall Tuesday, Tbura day and Saturday evenings. Mew Music Hall, new Fountain Spring, KU'l'eoscopln Yiows and special attractions. GROCERIES: FRESH AND SALT MEATS, BEST BRANDS OF SUGAR, COFFEE, TEA, SOAPS, ALL GOODS IN THE GROCERY LINK, FRUITS CANNED AND GREEN.

ALL GOODS WARRANTED THE BEST. HARDWARE: BARRED TV IMK, TINWARE, DOMESTIC UTENSILS Of F.VERl KIND, HEATING AND COOKING. STOVES, STOVE PIPE, DUEEN8WARE, CUTLEKx ALL KINDS. EVERY ARTICLE KEPT BY AW KlltKT.f I.AHM HOUSE AT AS LOW A RATE AS ANY VH KANSAS CITY. Chain Pumps a Specialty.

Any order sent to us In this line we will deliver free of charge. STORE OAK STREET, ROSEDALE. KAN. George 11 Renne, HOUSE RAISER AND All orders promptly attended to. 1928 Locust Kansas City, Mo.

H. W. GATES, State Line Livery, Feed and Sale Stables. LIVERY AT LOWEST RATES. Hack No.

12a Telephone 2480. On Southwest Boulevard at 8tato Line, ROSEDALE, KAN. DANIELS BROS. GATES, UNDERTAKERS AND EMBALHERS. A Full Line of Undertakers' Goods, Caskets, Coffins, Robes, Eto.

CALLS PBOMPTLr ATTENDED TO DAI OS Telephone 3430. Telephone 1380. On Southwest Boulevard at State Line, Eleventh Street and Kansas Arenne, ROSEDALE, KAN. ARMOURDALE. KAN.

and Theater. STATE LINE CASH GROCERY AND MEAT MARKET. FRESH AND SALT MEATS, FRESH COUNTRY PRODUCE ALWAYS ON HAND. SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS. GOODS DELIVERED TO ANY PART OF THE CITY FREE OF CHARGE.

ALL GOODS GUAR. ANTEED. ST0RR, State Line and Southwest Boulevard. CHEAPEST. csa 1 LJ h-3 -cj ScJ LSHlHOIEH How to Go l'p Stain.

"I aaw two girls with their escorts walking up Corey Hill yesterday," says an observer of girls. "One of them went up like a rubber ball, bouncing and bounding at every step, chattering briskly to ber companion aa she went, and stopping now and then to pant a little and take a fresh start, both with her bounding way of walking and her chatter. Presently her friend came quietly along. She waa letting the young man beside her do the talking, and ahe was mounting tho long hill with short, elastic steps. She used her heels aa well aa her toes in going up hill." It is a good rule for hill climbing and one to be remembered In going upstairs.

Women dootora say, and many women prove It in practice, that by going upstairs slowly, with the foot heel and toe alike put firmly on each atalr, one may arrive at the top of four flights of sta really rested, instead of gasping for breath, aa when one runs up ataira. Going upstairs is a good form of exercise if one goes at It In the right way to get its benefits. Boston Transcript Young wife (beamingly) "I have a surprise for you. Clarence. I made these doughnuts myself." Young husband (pausing with one half way to his mouth) You made them.

Effier "I did; it' my fitst attempt" (Fervently) "My darling, you have save! my lifer (Lays doughnut down). Chicago 2 How Ho Camo to Throw Up Hla Poaitloru PAPER 'puMlBbod in a largo Western town was in nood of a young mam It was not hcoessa-XS fqthini.td bo A ull-fiedgod editor, or particularly gifted In carelossly handling the truth, as tho position was an one and did hot require a vast of talent. Jim Novorflush applied for tho position. Jim was a worthloss kind, of a man, totally unreliable. Ho also drank like thti star of a minstrel combination.

"Tho position is not a good one," said tho editor to whom ho applied, candidly, "and tho work la not entirely In the literary lino." "Oh. that don't mako any difforenoe to me' said Jim; "In fact I like to have a variety of things to do it kinder breaks tho monotony." "You'll get all tho variety you want. Sometimes you would be asked to wtIU wrappers, as we send out many sample ooples each week." "One of my strong points Is socklnd Bamplo copies throughout tho "1 am pleased to hear it. There are other things you would be expected to do. For instanco, tho paste would have to bo mixed each morning, and the office swept.

"Certainly, sir." "And novor lot tho scissors got dull. Mako It a point to seo that thoy are kepi in good condition for writing the original humor column." "I will, air." "Can you sot type?" "I am sorry to say I don't." "That's too bad, for you could have made yourself useful sotting up tho mall list during your lunch hour. The "1 LIKE A VAItlK.TT Of TUIN0S TO DO," SAID JIM. salary will bo eight dollars a wook, and if every thing la satisfactory you can start to-morrow." "You can rely on mo," said Jim, taking bis leave. Jim proceeded to tho nearest saloon co treat his friond Keverflush to a drink, and while tbcro met an acquaintance named Goode.

"I'vo struck it rich, old man," said Jim, slapping Goode on tho back. "Oh, it'a a rogular snap. I'm In tho news-papor business now." "You in tho newspaper business?" "Yes, all brain work. I just signed a five years' contract down at tho Herald office to assume entire cbargo of the editorial department. It won't be many weeks before I will bo known all over the country.

One of the conditions of the contract Is that my name la to appear as the editor in largo type. So that there would bo no misunderstanding I had the size of the type mentioned in tho contract." "What sizo was It?" "Double great primer." "I guess this brain work business Is one of your dreams, isn't it?" "Not much. Get a cool hundred bones a week, too. Two more beers, barkocp." Scene in the Herald offlco about hall an hour later:) Business Manager (to managing editor) Did you hire anybody to fill that position you were speaking of yesterday? "Oh, yes. I got a follow named James Novorflush.

lie's to atari" "Great Scott! You don't mean that tank? Why, ho'd bo a disgraco to an anarchist paper!" "I didn't know ho drank." "Drink! That fellow actually drinks ao much that ho don't got timo to eat. Bounce him! fire him! give him tbe rowdy-dow as soon as possible" Next day Goodo again met Jim. "Well, how does brain work agreo with you?" "Tbo thing is off. I threw up tho wholo business this morning." "What for?" "They tried to tmposo on mo. Whit do you think tho Blinking awlndlors wanted to do?" "Give It up." "Wanted to change the clauso In the contract about my namo being sot up In doublo great primer.

Tboy wanted to mako It ordinary brevier. I refused to aabmittolt. Loft tho ofllco indignantly. Brevier. liahP Lewis M.

Sweet, In Texas Slftinga. I'mIsm Knowleilf e. Tourist What is the came of that ruin? Peasant I don't know. Tourist And what is that mountain called? "Don't know." "Oh, excuse no. I thought job belonged to thia place." "So I do, but I don't need to know all these travelers' things." Flicgende Blaetter.

Bia Honor Joke, "What'a this next case?" asked the judge. "The prisoner was arrested for ogling women." "Ah! tort of stara-case?" said the hidge, and tho prisoner laughed ao uproariously that the hidi-a wu lenient Jury. if ''lit I tSJjyf MADISON BLOCK DRUB STORE! Pure Drug9 and Medicines. Prescriptions Carefully Compounded Day and Night. CITY SUMMARY.

In the past week plonty of rain has fallen. The Mils look brijfhtclothcd In their green. Thoro la no sickness in the city. Dr. Iiolln has gone to St.

Louis and Dr. ltnrnett can bo soon In his office nil day prattling with the little one. Jliss Elma Whipple has gone to Cov ington, whore Bho will attend school. 8. M.

McDowell, the genial landlord of tho Roscdale Hotel, has fcpont the week in Omaha. There has boon an extra amount of business in tho police and magistrates courts during the week. An unpleasant altercation took place between II. CatoandL.il. Rose In Judge PeltiU' gill's court room on Wednesday eveiv Any in nmuii uiuy uuiutj to uiuns.

nivy were soon parted by the officers, but not tM 1 VI till both had received considerable pun-Ishment. The publio schools will close Tuesday evening and picnic at Merriatn park Wednesday. Mr. Charley Small-wood, who wont to the mounts nins some weeks ago for his health, has improved some. The school board will moet in regular session Tuesday evening.

Council 'will moot in regular, session Monday evening. The ladies of the W. C. T. U.

will vo an lie fcteam and strawberry eiipper at their loading room this evening. Everybody i Invited. They will evidently bae toiua time. The Missouri Valley Company, on Eighteenth, 1 hVSvoi)n Holmes and Cherry, Mil continue to oiler finfi inducements in lumber, shingles, lath, etc. 21.

Gates has just about as fine a stock ef fresh meats and groceries as you will anywhere. The annual competitive xorcisos in, athletic sport of the Turners of the Missouri Valley Bezirk, com-prisirg tho district of St Joseph, Atchison, Salina, Sedalia, Lexington and Kansas City, will take place at WalrufFs Orove to-morrow and Monday, Mr. George Knerr has mado extensive prep-arat'ona for them and a good time is expected. Good order will be observed. This is one of tho largest German organizations in the world.

M. L. Brophoy keeps fresh vegetables and a fine stock of groceries. There will bo the regular services at all the churches to-mono. The boys who are managing the base-ball nine, we believe, will Inot insist on holding their game on the present grounds during tho services at the church.

The people who don't go to church nor play base-ball have had more to say in this matter than any body else. The Metropolitan Street Railway Company has, as usual, forwarded their annual passes to tho members of the City Council so they can ride behind their mules free. The franchise given them by tho city especially defines that any action brought for nonconformity to agreement must be brought by the Council. The people are perfectly helpless. We want to see that franchise mashed.

CHlBf'HES. We are desirous of seeing a more free and charitable disposition toward churches. They are often made the target for the scathing, scurrilous crank, filled with some wayward, foolish distempered and dyspeptio foolishness, that he don't believe, and nobody else can. To draw attention, he condemns the church plainly, conveying the fact that thoy have nothing worthy of merit to impart, and wants to reduce every thing else to his standard. Church prinoiple is not as currency so much In circulation that you must rob another to benefit yourself.

You are entitled to all you can make, but deserve no credit for what you can destroy. HUMANITY'S AVERAGES. All About Weight, Hrlght, Blood, Kr.pl ration and Other The average weight of the male adult Is 130 pounds; of women about 110 pounds. The average height of tho American is about 5 feet 0 inches. The average height of all English speaking nations is about tho same as above; of mnmnn rm A fn I v.

height adds two pounds of weight on the average. The specific gravity of the body ranges from 0.950 to 1.080. Tho heart woiges 300 grammes in women and 330 gramme (10f ounces) in men; the average weight is 293 grammes. The period of its maximum weight is between the ages of 50 and 80 years. The amount of blood In the body is ono-lhlrfceth the weight of the body, or five or six quarts or 11 or tt pounds.

The average man dies when ho has lost one-Cfth of hit blood. The heart with each contraction e.ccts six ounces of blood from each ventricle, at a pressure in the left ventricle of one-fourth of an atmosphere. The heart sends all the blood around the body of the average man once every 33 seconds, or In about 85 contractions of the organ. A deadly poison Injected into tbe veins kills In 15 seconds on the average; injected under the skin in about four minutes. A cubic millimeter of blood contains blood cells in tie average man, and about 4,500,000 the average woman.

There aro S00 ml cells to every one whit blood celL Tbe cells have an avei age diameter if M.80O of an Inch, the white cell of of an inrh. The specific gravity blood is 1 .053. The frequency of th pulse In the new born is 15: in tyearold. 110; at years. 85; from 7 to in an sdultman; 75: woman.

80. Tba re-frirsliors are one-fourth as rapid the pulsu. fct. Lou a HepuLliC Mr. John Green returned home last week from all extended trip West.

Mr. Robert Crumply has accepted a position with Mr. Wllks, of RosedalB, Kan. Mr. Pi Harden has been quite sick tho pitftt week, but at proscnt writing Is recovering.

Miss May 6heppard, of Kansas City, apont last Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. C. P. Crowe, Mrs.

Medbund, of Kansas City, spont last Sunday with her many frionds of this place. Mr. C. F. Summer has built an ad dition to his residence which improves the looks of it very much.

Mr. L. S. Minard has rocolvcd his commission from the Capital Insurance Company of Topcka and is now ready to do any work in that lino. Give him a call.

VALUE OF ETIQUETTE. What Her Law. Mean and Accomplish If Properly Observed. Tho foolish girl who laughs at etiquette, and says she will not be bound by its rules, is the one you may be certain who does not possess the virtue of consideration and who makes friends only to lose them. The laws of otiquotto are the best and kindest in tho world, for they were arranged by hundreds of wise heads during hundreds of years to mako life run more smoothly and to make each person more comfortable.

You are in sorrow because some one dear to you has died some friend who is loving, but injudicious, calls and wants to insist upon seeing you. You know that the sympathy she offers will only reopen the old wounds; you cannot bear to be rudo to her, but Madame Etiquette steps in, announces that you must not see visitors because you are in mourning, and so you. are not harassed, your friend's foellngs are not hurt, and It Is the law of good society that has protected you. You have been to a large party where a house was decorate i with many flowers; you remombsr as you left the supper room that it looked a scene of you wondered when it would ever return to its normal condition. It is demanded that you shall make a call and tell your hostess of the pleasure she has given you.

Again, etiquette respects comfort and claims that your call must bo made wllhln two weeks of the day after the dance; so that by this rule the household has time to return to its usual state before there is an influx of visitors. You have just told Dick that you will be his wife; and the one thing you dread is the giggling and staring to which you will have to submit because in the small village In which you live the kindly thought of the dignified lady, Madame Etiquotto, is either forgotten or not appreciated. Now, be wise and take some married friend into your confidence; let her give a tea or a luncheon and invite your girl friends, and at it she will say, putting her arm around you, "I want you to wish Lillian all the happiness possible, because in a very short time she is going to be married to Mr. Richard Steele." So the story is told at once, and all the little embarrassments, the lnuendoes and tho embarrassing wonderment are dono away with. Sorrow and shame, because of some one living, invades your homo.

You feel i your cheeks redden because of the conduct of some one near and dear to you. And you wonder what the world will say to you. My poor girl, tbe well-trained world says nothing; your friends come to seo you, you re ceive your invitations, and nobody makes you feel conscious of whathas happened. This is not hard-heartedncss; it is consideration. To utterly ignore a disgrace for which the innocent Buffer Is the kindest lesson that Madame Etiquette has ever taught.

To shrug your shoulders at what eti quette demands Is simply to announce yourself very ignorant, for her laws, properly observed, mean protection for the innocent, consideration for the young, congratulation for the happy. Ladies' Home Journal. Chinese doctors are very particular about the distinction being very strictly kept up between physicians and Burgeons, and would not trespass on one another's ground for the world; but this delicacy of feeling haa a rather disastrous effect on the patient's pocket sometimes. A Chinese gentleman waa struck by an arrow, which remained fast in his body. A surgeon was sent for, and, modestly requesting his fee should be paid In advance, he broke off the protruding bit of the arrow, leaving the point embedded in tbe wretched man's body.

He refused to extract it, because, he said, medical etiquette forbade it; tbe case was clearly one for a physician, aince the arrow was inside the body! Mrs. Hooligan "How' a the strike gettin' on. Missus Grogan?" Mrs. Gro-gan 'Foinely, Oi bear, Mrs. Hooligan.

But do yet know what the byes are stri'icln' ler now?" Mra. Hooligan "It's eight hours wurruk they want eo they kin have more toime to pass wid their starvin' families Mrs. Grogan "More toime wid their families, is it? Thin, be hlvina, Oi hope they won't win tbe strike, for if Grogan passe any mor toime at home wid his family sorra an ere will Oi have in me bead that won't be aa black at coal." America. LOWEST MARKET PRICE IN PAINTS, OILS WILL PAPER. rA FINE LINE OF DRUGGISTS' Give us a trial.

3041 Southwest Boulevard, Kansas City, Mo. DDiTT FORGET THAT ONE DOLLAR WILL BUY MORE SUGAR, MORE COFFEE, MORE CASHED SALT MEAT, MORE LARD ASD MORE AND BETTER BUTTER AT Gates' Co-Operative Store T1IAH AN Of HER STORE IN TOWN. AMUSEMENT8. Ninth Street Theater. Week commclttMtiB Jtnr Wad.

nu.dHy, ruturtliiy and Sunday, A PAIR OF JACKS. Monday, May 26th, A Pair of Jacks BENEFIT OF 3EZ. 33. OOOIiBY, Treasurer of Ninth Street Theater, Coates Opera House. Last attraction of tho Benson.

One week, commencing May 26, matinee Saturday, Geo. Kdward's brilliant original LONDON GAIETY In the charming Operatic Burlesrjue, Faust Dp To Date. 7S Artlsts-75, with Visa Florence rfc John and Mr. K. .1.

Iionnen, teats now on sale. KANSAS CITY DIME MUSEUM THEATER, 108 IIO West Ninth 8t. The COOLEST and most delightful Summer KoBort In kansaa City. NEW ATTRACTIONS EACH WEEK. NEXT 4Th8 LigMninr'Rod Agent." THE THREE LOVES.

An Allegoric Story llaacd on a Careful Study of Human Nature. Idly wandering along the summer lane bordered with sweet flowers, the young man arr.ved at a crossing where three paths spread out in different At the entrance to each path was a young girl. The first was a blondo, the second was a brunette and the treaties of the third were of the auburn of Titian. The eyes of the first were blue; the eyes of the brunette were piercing black; those of the other were cold, hazel-brown. The first held In her hands some violets; tho second wore at her waist a bunch of carnations; between the tooth of the third was a blood-red rose.

The first was Blender; her lithe figure bospoke virgin grace; her expression was sweat and trusting and her delicate skin was radiantly pure. The second was of full form; her stature was enticingly'gracefuL Her alluring glance and flushed cheek were Indicative of voluptuous joy. The third was slight; her sprightly figure was full of provoking grace; the penetrating expression of the eyes was capriciously varied with subtle glances of coquetry. The first maiden spoke to the young man, and said: "I am the cne who will devotedly servo you, for my heart responds with love for you. Your glance causes me to tremble and I will blush-lngly surrender my life to you, I am the one who will ever live for thy caresses and thy love, for soul Is thine.

I am the faithful companion of our Indissoluble union. Young man', I will love thee always." The second maiden spoke to tbe young man, and said: "I am tbe one who curiously awaits you, for my Idle' heart feela somewhat pleased by your glances. I am the ono to whom thy light thoughts turn and I will gayly abandon myself to, thy caresses. I ajn the one who will shower love upon thee for a moment, for I am the free and light companion who will share thy pleasures while our transient union lasts. "Young man, I will love thee for awhile." The third maiden spoke to tbe young man, and said: "I am the one who haa not awaited the, for my heart has never felt the Influence of love.

I am the one who Inspires Interest in thy thought. I will feign love for thee, but will never be thy slave. I am the one who will unceasingly torture you with her cruelty, but tbou wilt never move a aingle fiber of my soul. I am tbe perverse companion who will deceive thee always during our lamentable union. Young man, I will love thee never." The young maa looked aucoeaalvely at the three maiden.

The first seated herself by the road-aide and burst into tear. The eeaond lightly shrugged her aliouidera aad slowly walked away. The third bunt into laughter and quickly fled, and the yong man rushed i off la pursait of ner. Herbert Field, la America. 1 DELIVERED PROMPTLY TO ANY PART OF THE CITY FREE.

N. E. Cor. Kansas Ava Oak ROSEDALE, KAN. RtMGi! RIHER, Muscatine Sash ani Door MUSCATINE, IOWA, ROACH 6 RiriEEl, Manufacturing KAN3A8 CITY, MO.

Dealers in SASH, DOORS, BLINDS, MOLDINGS, INSIDE BLINDS andFlNH FRONT DOORS, TVLND0W and ORNAMENTAL GLASS. Northwest Cor. of 17th and Main, Tbi. 1069. KANSAS CITY, MO.

Lime tsi Cement ef tbe beet brands Bnolu PH Lai DEALER Iff STAPLE AND FANCY GRGGERIES, FLOUR, PRODUCE, PROVISIONS AND FEED. A FULL LINE OF FOR-EIGN AND DOMESTIC CANNED GOODS ALWAYS ON HAND. BEST BUT-TER AND SEASONABLE VEGETABLES ARE OUR SPECIALTIES. SATIS FACTION GUARANTEED. GOODS DELIVERED TO ANY PART OF CITY FREE.

Stsre, Corner Water St. and Kansas Rasedale, Kan. JOHN HADDOCK, Best of Wines, Liquors and Cigars. FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY, Billiard and Pool Hall Attached. S.

W. Cor. 12th and Grand Ksnsss City, tlo. NOTICES WIJ A rl rl Has placed in connection frith his ria IwlAIMnl Hardware business a good Tinsmith and is prepared to furnish any thing in the line of Hoofing, Guttering ana Spouting. Oak Street.

Rosedale, Kan'. aiiufoGturer of Drain Pipes and Tiling ef all sizes, Building Stone Is largt small quantities. r0023 jjny COAL. Goods deliver! where iea'red. TelcpWs 2130.

OElce: Southwest Bouleyard and State Line, ROSEDALE, KANSAS..