Derby Dispatch from Derby, Kansas • 2

Professional Cards. Thanksgiving Hymn. BANK of DERBY DERBY DISPATCH. HEAP Li iia ana 01 Elo.ro Chance to docuvo Your Winter's Reading EVERY SUBSCRIBER TO THE DERBY DISPATCH! Wl pav a year's subscription ($1.00) in advance, will bo entitled to The American Farmer ft raonthlj (the price of which is payment CENTS! Papers would be S2.00 1 for $L25. if you II.

C. TUUKEK, Proprietor. Does a General Banking: Business DR. H. C.

TUCKER, DEALER IN Pur Drugs AND MEDICINES, ciircaiioALs, AI1VXS, OILS, VARNISHES, RCIIOOJL. HOOKS TOILET ARTICLES, ETC. PRESCRIPTIONS C.UiltFCLLY COMI'OUNDKD. Baltimore DsiiBV, Cam. LIVERY and FEED STABLE.

J. AT- LGW12, Proprietor. Good Tenuis anl Iflgs nt Itnsoi. iil: ICates. Spi-cial nMontfoii Gi cn io conveying Commerc'al men and Home snrkers to ALL POINTS 1 DEATJ5II IX General Hardware! STOVES, TINWARE, CUTLER.

Barbed Wire, Etc- I also am prepared to mnlte or mnud all kin. Is of Tin-wale Oii'l to do Roofing and Guttering To order on short notice. Main street nnd Bolt, Av'e Derbt. 1 WISE Willi EeuQht thd Spiendld HiOH ARM JP1E 8IHSEH BECAUSE IT. WAS TKS BCST- bqw im mi Tot It dons such boailful Trork.

msi BACfiiHE WAREisna rca 5 years. Ajents Wantea in UBoccqgiGd Territsra. JDHE IIAIOFACTISBIIS CO, 'QWftACHCY' illifl ml We tbnnk Thee, Father, for all that Is bright The gli i ot the day and the stars of the night; The flowers of our youth and the fruits of cur pr me. And II lugs that mnrch down the path way of time. We thank 1 hoe, Father, for all that It dear Tbesobof the tempest, the flow of the tear For never In blind nosr, and never In vain, Thy u.e.cy permitted a Sorrow or pain.

We thank Tree, Father, for song an for feast, The harvest that glowed and the wealth that Increased; For never a tlejalng en coup eaith's child But TbwU In Thy mercy looked downward aud smiled. We tliouk Tjoo, Father of fall, fur the power Of aiding each other In life's dnrkot hour; The generous heart and the hou ul hand, And nil the soul-help that sad souls understand. We hank Theo.O Father, for days yet to be, For hopes that our future will cull us to rues; That all our ctjrni foim, through Thy love, One Thanksgiving Day In the mansions above. Wir.L Caiiletor. Mixed Belatlonship, Readers who have been bafHod at times when attempting to settle some puzzling degree of relationship, will perhaps ap-prcoiato the following mixed family A father, son, and grandson married three sisters.

That looks simple enough, doesn't it? Well, lot us see: 1. Amos, the father, married Abigail. 2. Benjamin, son of Amos, married Betsy. 3.

Charles, son of Benjamin, married Caroline. What thcnP Amos is brother to his son. Amos is brother to his grandson. Amos is grandfather to his daughter. Amos Is grandfather to his sister.

Amos is father to his wife. Amos is father to his grandson. Benjamin is brother to his father. Benjamin is brother to his son. Benjamin is brother to his mother.

Benjamin is brother to his daughter. Benjamin is the son of his sister. Benjamin is the husband of his sister. Charles is brother to his father. Charles is brother to his grandfather.

Chariot is brother to his mothor. Charles is brother to his grandmother. Charles isgrandnephew to his mother, Charles is gramlncphcw to li wife. Charles is tho gramlohild of his aunt. Charles is married to another aunt.

Charles is the son of his aunt. Charles is the husband of his sister. Youth's Companion. Talking of typographical errors, we do not remoiuber seeing a more horrible specimen of this class of blnndors than one which appeared in a Massachusetts paper not long ago. At the closo of an extended and h'ghly eulogistic obituary notice of a proniincntlawycr, the reporter desired to say that "the body was taken to Hull interment, whero repose tho remains of other members of the family." By mistake a letter was substituted for tho in Hull, chang'ng the sonso of the sentence to such a degree (hat no extra copies of that issue of the paper were ordered by the family of the dead lawyer.

Ex. ADDITIONAL LOCALS. Jesse Burton of Wichita, spcntTlianks-giving Day in Derby and attended the oyster supper in tho evening. That turkey, wo suppose, wasn't quite fat enough for Thanksgiving Day but never mind, just let it keep on fattening for Chrstmas. We want a corpespondont at each of post office and in eyery school district in Rockford and adjoining townships.

Who at each of theso points will vol unteer to furnish us a weekly report of the news? To each of such persons wo will send regularly a copy of The Dispatch free. Now, who'll bo the first? Let us hear from you. It will greatly benefit your community. ROLL OF HONOR. Following aro tho names of porsons who have subscribed and paid for The Dispatcu nee our last issue: Ed.

Sloat, Pontoosuc, 111., (by Mrs. D. Moon) 25c; T. S. Vance, 25c; Fred Gerteis, J.

R. Simmons. 25c! C. E. Mitchell, 50c; Ed.

Bradcn, 50c; J. W. Garrett, Verdi, (by A. Garrett) 50c Geo. Rutcr, 60c.

J. II. Swisher, Danville, 111., (by A. J. Swisher) 50c; A.

J. Swisher, 5Ca; Mrs. F. E. Frantz, Los Angeles.

50c. McCoy and Barton, Wichita Kansas. JOB WORK. We have a complete job printing out-f including a fast job press, and are prepared to execute all kinds of job work with neatness and dispatch. Don't go elsewhere for your work in this lino, thinking that you can get it done cheaper, outcome and be convinced that it can be dono in, Derby as cheap as anywhere.

W. B. FOSTER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office cne door south of post office. Baltimore A venue.

Dkiidv, Kas. F. YOUNGS, M.D.. 1'IIYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Ofllcc two doors south of the P.

O. Kcstdcnco on Buvlcnur at. Derby, K. DR. JOS.

BLAISE, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. AH diseases treated according to the latest and most approved principle. jL'nrkot Street, Dekdv, Kan. tJIisecllaiteofts Cards. CENTRAL HOTEL.

(JHAS. NA0HTEHB, Prop'r. GOOD ACCOMMODATIONS. REASONABLE CHARGES. DBRBr, KANS.

D. KEARSCIILING, Boot and Shoe Maker. Fine Boots and Shoes made to Order. REPAIRING dnnenontlv PROMPTLY. SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.

Opposite Bank of Dot by, Dei. bt, Kas, E. A. WILLIAMS, DONFEOTIONER And denier In Canned Goods, Kweet Cider, Fresh Bread, C.gars and Tobacco. 1UB rXACB TO GET A GOOD I.UNCir.

One door north of Barber Shop, Derby, K. A. L. MINNICIL Pi si manioc, and Dealer in STATIONERY, I EXS, IN'K, I EJfCILS, WRITINU TABLETS, Etc. At the Post Offloe, Derby, Kas.

A SON, General Blacksmithing AND WOOD) WOKK. Horse Shoe rg a Ppocinlty. ersof Geniry patent Fonder. Washington Btreol. Derby, Knnsiis.

HOBSE-POWEK CORN SHELLER Parties having corn to siioil will do well to cnll i ui. Wo will i-lioll ycur corn (or ono conl per bushel an oil (lie power te-ius. -unrnnt'ed. fcCRlBNElt T1UCKEY. J.

M. HAYS, The Pioneer Blacksmith and WOO 1 WO 5K 31 A Repairing of Implonicnts und Farm Mischitiery a Specialty. Baltimore Avenue Derby, Ks. HOUSE PAINTING KALSOMINXII, AND PAPER-HANGING DONB TO OIiriEIl BV 11. 1 Mcl'IIEKSON, iei Ks W.

BOWMAN, dva: in STAPLTJ natt FANCY (7 Groceries BOOTS, SHOES AND HOSIERY. Two doors south of the Post Office The GREAT FLOOD! ATTEKTI0H, A3EHT3 The first in the field. A convplote hist of tbl terrible calami: at Johnstown has jmt I ejii issu I. iWU pugcs, 2u full -page illustration, handsomely I ound in iIoMi, price $1. TiUc uut to ngent per cent, acn.l ronti for Prosiie Jtus hook and packaga of ciriula rmt ta work.

Ad-dross, J. S. OUlLViE, Publisher, 67 Hose street, JNew Xoik. PCBIISHID Evbut Batciidat Voskiko, WILL D. WHIGJIT, Editor Eotaral at the Poll Offlcs in Dembt, kaimas.

lor transmission ibroigu tue 4uaila eooail-cims matter. DERBY. KANSAS, NOVEMBER 8). 1889. TEtMS OF ETJB80SIPTIQ J.

(ID DVAIfOB.) Var Vrr M) Month (Ml litre Month! Advertising Bates. Clsplar advertisements, 50 cents an Inch poriuonin. ruslues lot-ais, in news col-. mini, oenta per line for firs' Insert eoend orjsubsequcnt Insertions, 5 cents pur lin Locals running four week, 6 cents per line each week. All locals continued until orderod out.

Four weeks const itute an advertising month, rlsplay advert no-ineuts exceeding 8 Inches, single column inuasure. subject to discount on contracts six months. Dill for advertising payable on tho first of oath month. Job Work is Cash. TO 0Cm3POKOST3.

Brevity en all sal Jects Is required. A vol personalities, and write only en oaa aide of the paper. All cominantcattoni, In order to receive attention, ma.i be accompanied by the real a ante tt the author, and must reach aa sot UUr ttan Thursday evening send them hi earlier If possible. Wa shall reserve the right to make such alteration and corrections a we may think proper, and to suppress the entire article If we thluk neoeasury, tut will In bm be responsible for the views of any oar correspondents. The Dakota legislature Is very much onesided.

There is a total membership of ninety-six. Onlj thirteen of the number are Democrats Resubmission, succinctly dornsd, is a scheme to give Kansas to tho Democrats on a free whiskey platform. That is all there is in it Kansas City Star. The people of Harper, Kas are burn ing corn for fuel Cora will scll.for but thirteen cents per bushel, while coal costs at least twontr-fivo, and they say that it is economy to burs the eorn rather Ihnn to soil it and buy coal, An Englishman scientist says that if we wore to visit the moon wo should find the days and nights a fortnight in length, and if we "survived the scorching during tho day wo should certa'nly be frozen to doatli during tho ensuing -night," The Cloarwator creamery is clearing about $125 per month now. If tho farmers, and others furnishing milk, would put forth a little extra effort to furnish more milk, it would pay a divldond of at lonst 8 per cent when a year eld.

S3 ays the Sun. While tho farmeas bore wero selling the products of a hundred pounds of milk for 18 cents, that is allowing 3 pounds of butter to the hundred pounds of milk, the farmers at Cheney and other plnces were getting 50 conts for tho same amount of milk by selling it to a Creamery. Cunningham Horald. Interest and taxes are certain, corn wheat, oats and other crops are uncertain. One is inevitable, the other probable.

One must and the other may. The farmer takes the chances and the ehances are against him. What ho needs is a certainty to moot a certainty with. The dairy businesn is the on cortainty that we have ever found. Look around you and see if wo are right Cunningham Herald.

We had never fully comprehended what was meant by a Family" magazine, until we had given the fine Christmas number of Demorcst's Family Magazine a thorough examinat'on. Of all this Magazine 's certainly best entitled to use the word "Family," in its title, for every member is considered In its make-up. Its beautifully illustrated articles are oqnal to any in the high-class literary magazines. Especially noticeable in the December number is one about "Uncle Sam's Money," giving a description of how our coin ir made, the illustrations starting with a view of tho Mint, and go ng throngh every process until the coin is put into circulation. The "Day Nurseries" takes us amongst tho worthy poor, and shows us what can be done for their little ones.

Every father and mother will appreciate this comprehensively and finely lllastrated article. The other 11-lustrared articles and stories are too numerous to meation, as can be appro-elated when we say that the December umber contains over two hundred and every member of tho family is thought ot But though our space is limited, wa must mention the beautiful oil picture, 'Christmas Morning," which is indeed worthy of a frame. We would advise everybody to at least see this Family Magazine before making their ehoioe for next year. They c'a'm dozen magazines eomb'ned in one, for pnJy $2-00 per year, and certainly the Published by W. Jennings rcmorest, York.

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