The Daily Guard from Council Grove, Kansas • 4

i HUMORFLASHES The Better One. "Toil oiiklit to see Belle' figure In a pone." "You ought to see NwII'm father's figure In ISrudstreet." DOLPHIN HOSIERY Every pair warranted to give satisfaction. Silks, $1.00 Lisle, 50 cents The range df colors: Good Job of Painting. "What ili) you dilute of her complexion?" "I think she puts It on well." Navy Black The average man knows what the word "Cheney" means. It means the very best in neckwear.

The newest patterns. The newest shapes. The best quality. The only trouble with the Cheney tie iss that it wears too long. $1.00, $1.50, $2.00 Use for Fat Ones.

"And thut stout son of yours. Wlmt Ik lie doing?" "Oil, he's a hummock teier." Have You Tried a roast from one of our young beeves? Simply delicious with brown gravy and mashed potatoes, or sweet potatoes baked with the roast. TOM YADON FINE GROCERIES Bell 350 Mutual 201 A Good Query. "P.rown's dnnil one." White Mahogany Helio Grey Gun Metal Tango Palm Beach Champagne "Then why not speuk klmlly of him instead of knocking him?" Prepared. "What Is prepitredness?" "Knitting sweaters for soldiers of the next war." Then Pick Away.

Profiteer "What mukes you work i so hard?" The Common One "Sure, an' I'm too nervous to steal, sir." Point of View. "Hus our client good ease?" KELSO ITEMS BRETHREN CHURCH DOZEN NEW CABINET "Wood lor several thousand Pittsburgh Dispatch. Sunday School 9:45. Christian Endeavor 7 :30 Subject of lesson "Everyday Courtesies." Scripture 1, ms3 Vena Wilnams called on Miss Earlie Howerton Monday afternoon. J.

L. Allen was transacting POSTS ARE PROPOSED They Are Certainly Not Fair. "Say, pa." "What Is It. usiness in the Grove Wednesday, ury, Commerce, Laber and State Departments. "Are brunettes on the unfair list?" u.

neaa was called to the I-rove Wednesday on account of Secretary of Aviation: To co. ordinate aviation activities of the Not responsible for accuracy of ads illness of his mother, Mrs. read. A Good Hubby. "Is your liusbuud considerate?" Riven over the Dhone.

army, navy and postoffice depart-1 Ads In thlB column ore cash with order "Always! He won't even come home One cut p.r word, no charge under 15c. Washington, March 19. Suggesting creation of new cabinet posts is one of Washington's indoor sports which is now as promoters of the many residential baoms now rolling iJong discover that there are so few of these plums to distribute among so many heavyweight con i. Allen and her aunt, Mrs. Nellie Kenney attended the show at night for fear he'll wake me up." Ads withdrawn after inserted and paid ment air mail service, and promote the aviation industry as a pre-j not subject to refund.

at the Grove Tuesday evenintr, pared ness measure. Danger. the plnin EGGS WANTED 12 Bronze Tur-1 Prank and Elmer Garrett pur- people, any- are Secretary of Public Works: To "Who how?" key eggs for setting. Call Guard chased a new hay baler from Durr combine all activities relating to land and White one day the last "Well, I don't apply the term to the office, Evans, Peter "A Sunday well spent, means a week of content." There are a thousand thtngs you may do in life. But there's only one thing you ought to do.

He that doeth the will of God abid-eth forever. Can you claim this promise? What are you. doing for God? Will you be present at the services next Sunday? Let each member ask themselves these questious. Prayer meeting Thursday evening 7 :80. Welcome To All M.

A. FOLLETT, Pastor DELAVAN Mr. Read and family of Read i rivers and harbors, public build- lady voters." tributors. But in -view of the fact that mgs, road building and develop FOR SALE No. 4 Sharpies cream ment of public land3, waterpower separator, in finQ condition.

F. Tough. "Things can never be the "What bus your husband done?" R. Machine, Route 4, Mutual 4 on sites and mineral resources now scattered between the Treasury, 106. 115 18pd Congress has added only six cabinet jobs to the four originally established, it is not likely that all of the dozen or so suggested portfolios will be created in the near future, though it is possible that a enn opener on my first War and Interior Departments.

OUR HOME for sale if taken of the week. Mr. John Togeson was on the sick list for a few days the first of the week. Mr. and Mrs.

Hastings called at the Warnica home Wednesday evening. Chester Allen went to the Grove Wednesday night. Mr. Gainer of Parkerville was in town on business Wednesday. Miss Maybell Head called on Secretary ((f Science and Invention: To promote scientific re Their Best.

Edna Isn't it a lovely sunset? I this week. Chas. Hart, East Main 929. 1 15 tfz search, develop industrial chem- one or two may be added American Not bad for a little place like England. The new cabinet jobs more fre- iBtrv and science as Germany did FOR SALE Ford roadster in cjuently suggested are those "amus anu cnemicai in good condition.

W. E. Nix, Bell A Gentle Wooer. ing, Kansas visited the latter part of the week at the A. L.

Owen phone 464. tf "lie made violent love to you. didn't Secretary of Aviation, Secretary amines, earcn ior new nnpie. of Pnrpin Trade and Merchant ments of warfare, encourage in Miss Alice Torgenson Tuesday ev he?" "Dear me, no! He only asked Marine and Secretary of Educa- dividual inventors and scientists, PUMP and windmill repairing me to marry him." Life. administer patent laws.

done on short notice, all work have a set of tools for Mitey Fast First Boarder Can you The following cabinet positions i i be devoted entirely to the job of that have been officially pass the this besiness and want your work. cheese? ening. Mrs. Head and daughter May-bell stayed at the Warnica home Wednesday night. Furle Good left for Oklahoma Thursday.

He will make his home there. Mrs. Nan MlcKenzie was called to Dunlap Wednesday bv the proposed or unofficially or at least dis supplying the army and navy with Bell Phone 289. Leave orders with Dnrland White. 116 18pd Second Ditto How fast Is It going? all ordnance, equipment, and sup.

heme. JThe Christian church gave a reception for the new. members they have taken in the church at the H. S. Auditorium Tuesday e.ening.

J. II Moore and daughter Margaret went to Miltonvale Saturday to visit several days with relatives. Mr. Lunback of Elmo visited with relatives here several days last week. W.

J. Scott of Herington was a cussed in the cloak rooms of Con. plies with the particular job of M. R. EMERY, Council Grove, Kan.

imwinn sw ait a we T'AnAiino i tit a More Scarce Now. Washington "drawing rooms" to the tl0n. to "Did you ever see a black diamond?" "Oh yes. Before the war I used to FOR RENT Improved 40 acre switch its entire industrial or- which Franklin K. Lane referred farm, good house, fruit.

mile death of one of her grand have my cellar tilled with 'em." when he retired from the cabinet east of Parkerville. $200 secured. Apply to G. D. Dum recently materials in event 01 war, leav- ing the war and navy departments Rather Hard.

"Have you no soft drinks in this ford, Parkerville. 117 22pd oetreiaiy on muunuus. free to concentrate on the actual house?" promote public instruction, wipe j0jj fighting. 'Nothing Init Iron water. FOUR roomed house for rent, Mr.

Metz of Council Grove has been drilling a well for Claude Clymer here in town this week. Mrs. Dona Deckard called on her Miss Earlie Howerton, Wednesday afternoon. Elmer Alexander of near Wilscy out illiteracy, euucaie aiiena, anu Secretary of Public Welfare; business caller here Saturday. Ed Mitchell had what might have been a serious accident Sat-urady when he was returning from Burdick.

He did hot see the morning passenger train in time aid states in vocational training. close in. $10.00 per month. Also have a barn for two horses con The Proposal. To combine the activities of the Secretary of Transportation .,,,1,1:..

"How would you like little pel i. .1 puuuu iicaitii sci viuc. atuuy ma rt fliinnvviad nnovfltmn nV tha vail- 7 nection with this prpcrty. C. monkey around the house?" wmte.

117 2t) was in our town Wednesday morn "Oh, Hurold, this Is so sudden to stop his car, consequently he 7 aV 7 eases and epidemics, administer laws relating to dangerous indus- bumped into the moving train. ing. Mrs. Gertrude Ramsey called on enforce all legislation re- FOR SALE two settees, two tab iiiidijr ill wuiicbiuii vvii.il guvcill ment ownership or operation. fortunately he was not injured, but the car was badly damaged.

By the Doctor's Orders. "Will you have some dark meat?" "No, I'm on a light diet." Louis les, one commode, one folding beds, Mrs. C. H. Clymer and mother secretary 01 Mercnant marine: WOmen and children in industry, Wednesday evening.

I Mr. and Mrs. G. W. Howser re- Call Bell phone 434.

South Chautauqua. ville Courier-Jonrnal. 10 comDine an government activ- and steer aliens toward the path Mf. and Mrs. Dick Cunningham turned) Saturday flrom a seveal a a 1 iiy remung- to xoreign waae auu to American citizenship.

who are visiting at the Lloyd farm expect to go to Chicago soon to WANTED good girl for Cafe, no other need apply. Saucy. 'What did the billiard do when v. Secretary of National Intlli maiAhflnr maninA annaMtriaA Asia make their home. NORTON'S CAFE stopped rolling?" days visit with Mr.

Howsers sister at Ottawa The fourth number of the Lecture course was given Wednesday evening. Dr. Chas. Payne was the lecturer. "It looked round." OR SALE Fresh milch cow and gence: To combine the bureaus freight rates, administer steam- of secret 8ervice nQW maintained ship regulations and assemble ac the pepartment of Justice( the tivities pertaining to ooean activ- DeDart-ities now in charge of the treas- ireat3U7 war ana wavy weparu 6 ments, to obtain data of any na heifer calf.

One riding lister. Mutual Phone 603. 118 19z ART EXHIBIT An art exhibit of 160 beautiful Overheard. "I got this car for a song." "I heard that you gave a note for pictures will be Bhown at the High School Building each after ture desired by any government LOST Radiator cap for Oldsmo-bile. Leave at Guard office and it." Boston Transcript.

Miss Edith Martin was shopping in Herington Saturday. J. B. Daniels and the girls of her Sunday School class srave agency, report daily conditions noon of March 17, 18 and 19 from get reward. 118 pd 1 3:30 to 6 o'clock.

An Instance. "Why can't fishes talk if some birds the world over regarding political economic, trade and military af FOR SALE 100 shocks- of Kaffir I The proceeds will be invested in a social at the Auditorium Satur- do?" "Didn't you ever hear of -a fairs. pictures for the schools. whale spouting?" corn with seed on 4 miles northwest of Council Grove. R.

J. Rollf. 118 19p His AUTO BURNS, "lie's a spare sort of a man, Isn't day evening. 'A number frojn here attended the "Musical Review" Thursday evening at Herington. Mrs.

Geo. Wilson was shopping in Herington Tueday. Mrs. Hainer of Herington was business caller here Tuesday. Admission, school children 10 centsi outsiders 20 cents.

o-; Blatchford's Milk mash for baby chicks, the cheapest and best chicken insurance. 116 20 Van Camp Feed Store he?" "Not If you try to borrow money from him." LOSES NO MONEY The Likeness. "The fellow across the way looks Council Grove, Kansas. AN OLD LETTER Mrs. G.

L. Ball has an old letter written March 8, 1827, now nearly 100 years old. It was written on real flax linen paper, which seems in good preservation today. The letter was written from Morgan Ohio, a pioneer station in the big Ohio woods to a relative like a wooden "I suppose that Perry Craven, is why he is lumbering along." Council Grove, Kansas. Gentlemen: I wish to express The Incentive.

my gratitule to the Mid-West In "How Is It you get so many motor surance Company for the prompt rides?" in Pennsylvania. There were no and satisfactory settlement of the "I practice auto loss that I recenly sustained. Not the Place. I had my automobile insured in "Did your brother win his spurs In this company! iand on Saturday the army?" "Oh, no! lie was in the infantry corps." morning the car caught fire. by back-firing and wa completely de Catty, -v stroyed and on the following postal routes out there in those days.

Mail was carried from settlement to settlement by whoever happened to be going in that direction. They were weeks in being delivered and often months. And of course the same thing applied to the return mail. It is astonishing to think how far the people of the United States have come in 100 years. Instead of Ohio being a frontier, there is no longer any frontier.

From no mail Mildred I think I'll have my beauty Monday, two days after the loss was sustained, I had my check in full from the company. The loss nap now. Maud Well, take a good long sleep, A Popular PAUL JONES MIDDY i Garden Seeds In Bulk Garden making time is here. For whatever kind of garden' you will have this year use bulk seeds. You get more seeds for your money.

We carry seed3 that you can be sure are fresh and trueto name. We have a large variety of bulk seeds. Nearly anything you want dear. was settleld without a word or auibble of any kind. I certainl.v Applied Caletthenlca.

tm well nleased with the treat- "I'm a retired acrobat," explained 0116 ment received at the hands of this the tramp at the door. Above we show No. "6002," of the most popular. company, and might add that I "Then," replied the stern-faced fem routes at all, we have to the rural mail everywhere and aerial mail over thousands of miles. Think of it I Think of have Insured my new car with inist, "you can go to the woodpile and do the split for your dinner." Ithem.

Yours very truly, Still So Skeptical L. R. KENDALL, R.F.D. No. 5.

PERRY CRAVEN are the lo "The airplane's dash across the At GREAT PICTURE COMING For next Sunday night the great We have them In plain white or with fast color trimmings. ALL SIZES in our Ready-to-Wear Department lantic Is the wonder of today," ob cal agents for the above company. serves a contemporary. five reel pkturization of Chnxles Dickens "Great Expectations" has Insure your Automobile fith a It Is even more than that. It la company that makes quick and been secured for tb Methodist the wonder of each day.

satisfactory settlement. Adv. Church. The opportunity to see As Usual. Simpson's Grocery First Farmer How do you And your this classic of Dicken's pen should be appreciated.

Few pictures equal it and opportunities to see new hired man, Ezry? THE LEADER N. S. FLACK Second Farmer I look in the shade Bulk Garden Seed propery priced. Van Camp Feed Store. 116 17z Say you saw it in the Daily Guard the tree nearest his work.

Buffalo such pictures come 100 additional seats will be provided. Express..