The Ellinwood Advocate from Ellinwood, Kansas • 2

PULPIT- on a tow-Dam a Uuceonalus. i was hungered and ye rare me meat. I was thirsty and ye gave me They buy when things are highest and sell when things are low ELLINWOOD ADVOCATE W. D. WlLXlHSOJf, PCXI JSUX.

'V ELLlftWCOD, KANSAS McKinley and Sherman, as talented and lovely and splendid men as walk the earth, all good doctors, but their treatment of our languishing finances is so different that neither treatment has a full opportunity, and under the tne gates ot Jerusalem." 1 can not imagine any more unfair or meaner thin than for a man to. get his sins pardoned kt the last minute, and then go to heaven and live in a mansion, and go riding about in a golden chariot over est. Some one tells them of citv lots was a stranger and ye took me in naked and ye clothed In DR. TALMAGE PREACHES ABOUT POVERTY. rious colors of ink other life insurance policies are written.

This one I hate just shown yon is written in only one kind, of ink, and that red Ink. thv constant changes it is simply wonderful that the nation still lives. The tariff question will never be settled the golden streets, while his wife and children, whom he might have provided for, are begging for cold victuals at the basement door of an earthly After Delivering Three Thousand Founds of Meat and Two Thousand Loaves of Bread to the Hungry Ones of Brooklyn the Divine Gives Some Good Advice blood of "the cross. Blessed be God, that is a 4paid up policy, paid for by' because of the fact, which I have never the pangs of the Son of God, and all out west, where the foundation of the first house has not yt beenjaid. They say, "What an and they put down the hard, cash for an ornamented deed for ten lots tinder water They hear of a new silver mine opened in Nevada, and they say.

"What a chance!" and "they take the little money they have in the savings bank and pay it out for as beautiful a certificate of mining stock as was ever printed, and the only thing they will ever get out of the investment is the aforesaid illuminated They are always on the verge of millionairedom, city. It seems to me there ought to be a poorhouse somewhere on outskirts of heaven, where those guilty of we add to it in the way of our own heard any one recognize, but, nevertheless, the fact, that high tariff is best for some people and free trade is best for others. This tariffic controversy keeps business good deeds will augment the sum of Brooklyn. N. Jan.

.7, 1894. It such improvidence should be kept for eternal felicities. Yes, the time will a while on thin soup and gristle, in come when the banks of largest capital struck through with uncer stead of sitting down at the king's The refereo in an Eastern prize fight became personally interested and walloped one of the principals. Unfortunately the police interfered before he had time to attend to the ether. Mes Martin O'Neh.

wept bitterly 'when for an atrocious murder her husband was sentenced to ten years In prison. She had recognized him as a brute, declined to live with him and laudaoly sought a divorce. But he killed a defenseless woman and the wife came back to -shed tears adown his The case is merely citod as interesting to students of psychology. stock will all go down, and the fire insurance companies will all go down, and tainty, and that uncertainty results in banquet. It- is said that the church is a divine institution and I believe poverty and wretchedness for a vast the life insurance companies will all go seemed appropriate that Dr.

Talmage should preach this sermon after his personal contribution of 3,000 pounds of meat and 2,000 loaves of bread to the poor who gathered shivering in the cold around the bakery and meat store of Brooklyn, where the food was distributed with multitude of people. If the eternal at. Just as certainly are' the sav down. In the last xrreat earthauake and are sometimes worried as to gab on this subject could have been ings. Dan its ana tne me insur wnom tney snail bequeath their ex ance companies divine institutions.

As fashioned into loaves of bread, there would not be a hungry man or woman cess of fortune. They invest in aerial machines, or new inventions in perpetual motion, and they succeed in or child on all the planet. To the end out tickets, and no recommendation of time, the words of the text will be of evil good often comes, so out of the doctrine of probabilities, calculated by Prof. Husrens and Prof. Pascal for games of chance, came the calculation of the probabilities of required except hunger.

The text was: Matthew 26: ii: "Ye have the what mathematicians think impossible, kept true by the tariffic controversy, "Ye have the poor always with you." poor always with you." the squaring of a circle, for they do everything on the square and win the Who said that? The Christ who Another cause of perpetual poverty is the cause alcoholic. The victim does whole circle of disappointment. They never owned anvthinsr during his are good, honest, brilliant failures. not last long. He con crouches into earthly stay His cradle and his grave They die poor, and leave nothing to' the drunkard's grave.

But what about their families but a model of some in his wife and children? She. takes in were borrowed. Every fig he ate was from some one else's tree. Every drop of water he drank was from some one human life as used by life insurance companies, and no business on earth is more stable or honorable, and no mightier mercy for the human race has been born since Christ was born-Bored beyond- endurance for my signature to papers of all sorts, there is one style of paper that I always sign with a feeling of gladness and triumph and that is a paper which the life in vention that would not work, and else's well. To pay his personal tax' whole portfolios of diagrams of things impossible.

I can not help but like washing, when she can get it? or goes out working, on small wages, because sorrow and privation have left her incapacitated to do a strong woman's A vest grave mistake is made by persons out of work and in want who go from small towns to large cities in the hope of bettering their condition. As a rule the villages have less excessive and unusual poverty to relieve than the great centers of population, in proportion to their resources. Able-bodied single men, especially, make their way toward the country rather than the cities. Many farmers who cannot afford to hire anybody for regular wages could give one or two men apiece a chance to earn their board and lodging by work in clearing up them, because they are so cheerful all the cities will be prostrated, and as a consequence all banks will forever suspend payment. In the last confla- gration the fire insurance companies of the earth will fail, for how could they make appraisement of the loss on a universal fire? Then all the inhabitants of the round world will surrender their mortal existence, and how could life insurance' companies pay for depopulated hemispheres? But our Celestial life insurance will not be harmed by that continental wreck, or that hemispheric accident, or that planetary catastrophe.

Blow it out like a candle the noon-day sun! Tear it down like worn-out upholstery tbe last sunset! Toss it from God's Cngcr like a dewdrop from tl anther of a water-lily the ocean! Scatter them like thistledown before a schoolboy's breath the worlds! That will not4 disturb the omnipotence or the composure or the sympathy or the love of that Christ who said i once on and will say it again in heaven to all those who have been helpful to the downtrodden and the cold and hungry and the houseless and the lost: "Inasmuch as ye uid it to them, ye did it to me!" with great expectations. But their work. The children are thin-blooded and gaunt and pale and weak, stand which was very small, only thirty-one and a quarter cents, he had to perform a miracle and make a fish pay it. All the heights and depths and lengths and breadths of poverty Christ measured in his earthly experience, and when he children are a bequest to the Bureau surance company requires from the ing around in cold rooms, or pitching clergyman after a decease in his con of City Charities. Others administer to the crop of the world's misfortune by being too unsuspecting.

Honest themselves, they belief all others pennies on the street corner, and munching a slice of unbuttered bread gregation, in order to the payment of the policy to the bereft house comes to speak of destitution, he al ways speaks sympathetically, and what he said then is as true now; "Ye fields lately timbered, or in making improvements in farm buildings and have the poor always with you. when they can get it, sworn at by passers-by because they do not get but of the wa kicked onward toward manhood or womanhood, for which they have no preparation, except a depraved appetite and frail constitution, candi are honest. They are fleeced and scalped and vivisected by the sharpers in all styles of business, and cheated out of everything between fences. For 6,000. vears the bread question has been the active and absorbing hold.

1 always write mv name then so they can read it. I can not help but say to -myself: "Good for that man to have looked after his wife and children after earthly departure. May he have one of the best seats in heaven!" Young man! The day before or the day after you get married, go to a life insurance company of established rep TnAT was a queer plea made by Prendergast's lawyer in the Chicago cradle and grave, and those two ex ceptions only because they have noth dates for alms-house and penitentiary. question. Witness the people crowding up to Joseph's storehouse in Egypt.

Witness the famine in Samaria and ing to do in buying either of them. A hatever other causes of poverty Others are retained for paisfortune by may fail, the saloon may be de Jerusalem. Witness the 7,000 hungry people for whom Christ multiplied the inoppotune sickness. Just as that lawyer was to make the plea that would have put him among the strong loaves. Witness the uncounted millions of people now living, who, I believe, have never yet had one full meal NEW CHONIN WITNESSES.

men of the profession, neuralgia stung pended on to furnish an ever-increasing throng of paupers. Oh, ye grog-shops of Brooklyn and New York and of all the cities! Ye mouths of hell! when will ye cease to craunch and devour? There is no danger of this liquor busi- ness failing. All other styles of business at times fail. Dry sroods stores him. Just as that physician was to The Frosecntlon Prepared to Sprlnc of healthful and nutritious food in all utation and get the medical examiner to put the stethoscope to your lungs and his ear close up to your heart, with your vest off, and have signed, sealed and delivered to you a document that will, in case of your sudden departure, make for that lovely girl the difference between a queen and a pauper.

I have known men who have had an income of their lives. Think of the 354 great fam prove his skill in an epidemic, his own poor health imprisoned hiin. Just as that merchant must be'at the store for ines in England. murder trial that if the prisoner had been in Washington during the silver agitation he would have killed the president Instead of murdering Carter Harrison and, throwing a black pall over the closing scenes of the great world's fair. It is an unusual thing for a lawyer to base his defense on the plea that if his client had not committed the crime in question he might have been guilty of even greater ones, but there is good reason for doubting the justice of such a' plea.

Its object is, of course, to prove the prisoner insane, but to the thoughtful mind it indicates simply that he has far too much method his madness to escape punishment for his misdeeds. 000 people under the hoof of hunger Surprises Agalast Coughllo. Chicago, Jan. C. After the widow of Liveryman Penan had related the story of the white horse which is alleged to have taken Dr.

Cronin to his death, Mrs. Horlon, the new wit some decisive and introductory Dar year before last in Russia. The fail go under. Hardware stores gOunder. Grocery stores fro under.

Harness- gam, he sits with a rheumatic joint ure oi tne to overflow for seven on a pillow, the room redolent years in the eleventh century left those ness for the prosecution, was called, regions depopulated, riague oi in but Judce Winir. of the defense, ob sects in England. Plaerue of rats in jected to her testimony on the ground Madras presidency. Plasrue of mice with liniment. What an overwhelming statistic would be the story of men and women and children impoverished by sicknesses.

Then the cyclones. Then the Mississippi and Ohio freshets. Then the stopping of in Essex. Plague of locusts in China. that he had not been properly notified that she was to be a witness.

Judge Tuthill ruled that Mrs. Horton's testimony should be heard after the other Plague of grasshoppers in America. S3, 000, 4,000, $5,000 a year, who did not leave one farthing to the surviving household. Now that man's death is a defalcation, an outrage, a swindle. He did not die; he absconded.

There are a hundred thousand people in America to-day a-hungered through the sin of improvidence. "But," say some, "my income is so small I can not afford to pay the premium on a life insurance. Are you sure about that? If you are sure, then you have a right to depend on the promise in Jeremiah, 49th chapter, 11th verse: Devastation wrought by drought, by deluge, by frost, by war, by hurricane, witnesses for the day had testified. the factories. Then the curculios among the peach trees.

Then the in- by earthquake, bv comets flvinsr too lhe attorneys for the prosecution gave out during the day that they near the earth, by change in the man agement of national finances; by bale sectile devastation of potato patches and wheat fields. Then the epizootics among the horses and the hollow horn would sprmcr a sensation in the testi mony of Frank Bardeen of Otsego, ful causes innumerable. I proceed to give you three or four reasons why my who, they claimed, would implicate Coughlin in a sensational way. text is markedly and fn-aphically true "Leave thy fatherless children. I will Bardeen name has never been con makers fail, druggists fail, bankers fail, butchers fail, bakers fail, confec--tioners fail, but the liquor dealers' never.

It is the only secure business I know of. Why the permanence of the alcoholic trade? Because, in the first place, the men in that business, if tight up for money, only have to put into large quantities of water more strychnine and logwood and' nux vomica and vitriol and other congenial concomitants for adulteration One quart of the real genuine pan-demoniac elixir will do to mix up with several gallons of milder damnation. Beside that, these dealers can depend on an increase of demand on the part of their customers. The more of that stuff they drink, the thirstier they are. Hard times, which stop other businesses, only increase that business, for men go there to drown their troubles.

They take the spirits down to keep their spirits up. There is an inclined plane down which alcoholism slides its victims. Claret, champagne, port, cognac, whisky, Tom and Jerry, sour mash, on and down until it is a sort of mixture of kerosene oil, in this year 1894. nected with the case. preserve them alive, and let thy The first reason we have always the widows trust me." But if you are1 poor with us, is because of the perpetual PE1XOTO CALLS FOR ACTION.

able to, remember vou have no right overhauling of the tariff question, or, Brazilian TTar Ships Ordered Made Ready It is pitiful to see Mr. Gladstone forced to defend the robbery of the British taxpayers, who are abked to pay the duke of Saxo-Coburg and Cotha $50,003 a year, while he is drawing salary as a reigning sovereign in another country. "You would not have his highness cease to be an said Mr. Gladstone in reply to Labouchero's protest against the grant. And yet this is exactly what his highness has done.

He has expatriated himself, and given his submission to the emperor of Germany, but with the avarice characteristic of his family he is willing to take money from the British people merely because he is the son of his mother. His highness has not only ceased to bo an Englishman, but from an American standpoint ho has coased to have much claim to the title' of gentleman. as I shall call it, the tariffic contro to ask God to do for. your household that which you can do for them yourself. For the benefit of those young among the herds.

Then the rams that drown out everything and the droughts that burn up half a continent. Then the orange groves die under the white teeth of the hoar frost. Then the coal strikes and the iron strikes and the mechanics' strikes, which all strike labor harder than they strike capital. Then the yellow tever at Brunswick and Jacksonville and Shreveport. Then the cholera at the Narrows, threatening to land in New York.

Then the Charleston earthquake. Then the Johnstown flood. Then hurricanes sweeping from Caribbean Sea to Newfoundland. Then for an Attack Without Delay. Montevideo, Jan.

The officers versy. mere is a need lor sucn a word and so I take the responsibility of manufacturing it There are mil men, excuse a practical personality. Beginning my life's work on the muni ficent salary of 800 a year and a par in command of the ships belonging to the Brazilian government have received instructionss to immediately lions of people who are expecting that sonage, and when the call was placed embark provisions, coal and other the present congress of the United States will do something one way or the other to end this discussion. But it will never end. When I was five in my nands, I did not know now the world I would ever be able to supplies and proceed with all possible haste to Pernambuco.

where they spend that amount of money, and I re years of age I remember hearing my member indulging in a devout wish will join the dynamite cruisers Nic-theroy and America and prepare for a combined movement against Admirals there are the great monopolies that father and his neighbors in vehement turpentine, toadstools, swill, essence that I might not be led into worldli-ness and prodigality by such an over gully the earth with their oppressions. discussion of this very question. It Mello and DeGaraa. It is also stated of the horse blankets and Then there are the necessities of buy that the agents in Europe of President plus of resources, and at a time when general nastiness. With its red sword ing coal by the scuttle instead of the Pcixoto have been instructed to do their utmost to raise the money neces- A A ton, and flour by the pound instead of of name, that liquor power, marshals ,5 higher -than they are now, I felt it a its procession, and tnev move on in sary to complete ana provision tne the barrel, and so ine injustices are religious duty to get my life insured, wa3 high tariff or low tariff or no tariff at all.

When your great-grandchild dies at 90 years of age, it will probably be from over-exertion in discussing the tariff. On the day the? world is destroyed, there will be three( men standing on the postoffice steps one a high tariff man, another a low two war vessels of Brazil now at Toulon, France. ranks long enough to girdle the and the procession is headed by the and I presented mvself at an office of multiplied. In the wake of all these are overwhelming illustrations of the hose-blotched, nerve-shattered, rheum-! one of the great companies, and' stood pale and nervous lest the medi truth oi my text: "io nave the poor DUCHESS OF ARGYLL DEAD. eyed, lip-bloated, soul-scorched inebri-j ates, followed by the women, who; cal examiner might have to declare that I had consumption and heart disease Second Wife of tbe Noted EnsIUh Peer 1SVR With VO'l.

Bemember a fact that no one emphasizes, a fact, nevertheless, upon which I want to put the weight of an eter though brought up in comfortable and a half 'dozen mortal ailments; Pasties to Rest. Loxdox, Jan. 6. The Duchess of homes, now go limping past with ache.i but when I got the document, which nity of tonnage, that the best way of insuring yourself and your children Argyll is dead. The duchess was have yet in full force, I felt a sense of and pains and pallor and hunger and) woe, followed by their children, bare-i foot, uncombed, freezing, and with a manliness and confidence arid quietude Amelia Maria, eldest daughter of Dr.

Claughton, bishop of St Albans, and and your grandchildren against poverty and all other troubles is by helping This country is likoly to have no aid from England in clearing the ocean of derelict which are now so great a danger to commerce. The secretary of the British admiralty responded to a call for co-operation with our government, that it could not give any aid. This unwillingness to. help in what it did not originate has always been characteristic of John Bull It has, however, given this country the greater honor in doing the work alone. It was the United States that first proclaimed the doctrine of peutral rights and freedom of the high seas.

So, too, with the general postal union, which now includes nearly the whole civilized world. Uncle Sam can afford to take the lead in clearing the high seas of derelicts. When, the job 'is once done thd owners" of English merchant ships will compel England to do its part in keeping the seas clear of the avoidable dangers which now threaten life and property. tariff man, and. the other a free tariff man each one red in the face from excited argument on this subject.

Other questions may get quieted, the Mormon question, the silver question, (the pension question, the civil service question. All questions of annexation may come to peaceful settlement by the annexation of islands two weeks voyage away and the heat of their volcanoes conveyed and reinforcement, which is a good wretchedness of time and eternity thine" for any vounsr man to have. For others. I am an asrent of the oldest seemingly compressed in their agonized, the lack of that feeling there are insurance company that was ever es thousands of men to-day in Greenwood features. "Forward, march!" cries the( liquor business to that army without tablished.

It is near three thousand years old. It has the advantage, of all the other plans of insurance; Whole banners. Keep that influence moving! widow of Colonel Augustus Henry Archibald Anson. She was married to the Duke of Argyll in 1881. The duke, who is 70 years old, is one of England's most prominent statesmen and has also won a reputation as an author.

In politics he has played a prominent part and has held several high cabinet positions. The duchess was his second wife. and Laurel Hill and. Mount Auburn, who might as well have been alive and well and supporting- their families. on and you will have the poor always! through pipes under the sea made use Life Policy, Endowment, Joint-Life with you, Report comes from one of ful in warming our continent, or an They got a little sick, and they were and Survivorship Policies, Ascending the cities, where the majority of th nexation of the moon, dethroning the so worried about what would become inhabitants are out of work and di and Descending Scales of Tontine, and it pays up while you live of their households in case of queen of night, who is said to be dissolute, and bringing the lunar popu pendent on charity, yet last year the; and it pays up after you are dead.

Every their demise that their agitations overcame the skill of spent more in that city for rum than lations under the influence of our free MRS. COCKRELL VERY LOW. cent you give in a Christian spirit to a poor man or woman, every shoe you they did for clothing and groceries. institutions; yea all other questions, the physicians and they died for Another warranty that my text will national and international, may be give to a bare foot, every stick of fear of dying. I have for many years settled, but this tariffic question, never, prove true in the perpetual poverty of There is such a 'thing as being been such an ardent advocate of life m- wood or lump of coal you give to a fire- my sermon on "The Crime less hearth, every drop of medicine overzealous not to say premature willliot only never be settled, but the world is the wicked spirit of im-in the defense of one's domicile and I it can never be moderately quiet for providence.

A vast number of people you firive to a poor invalid, every star of not Insuring" has been so long household effects. The prevalence I more than three years at a time, each I have such small income that they can of hope you make to shine over un of a burglaristic epidemic justifies I 'party getting into power taking one of I not lay savings bank or life in- The Wire of the Missouri senator Crifc Icallr III From Pneumonia. WAsmsGTOjr, Jan. ii. Mrs.

F. M. Cockrell, wife of Senator Cockrell of Missouri, is critically ill from pneumonia, from which she is not expected to recover. The disease was contracted on the occasion of her daughter's debut, on Wednesday of last week, but-was not considered serious until last night, when the symptoms became alarming ami have so continued ever since. fortunate maternity, every mitten you surance one cent a year.

It takes caution on the part of the citizen. the four years to fix it up, and then knit for cold fingers, is a payment on every farthing they can earn to spread the premium of that policy. I hand the next party wiU fix it down. Our finances cannot get well because the table and clothe the family and about five hundred million policies to educate the children, and if you blame but it does not warrant indiscriminate shooting. The case of Thomas Matthews and Daniel Ambrose is one in point.

Mr. Ambrose, under the Influenco ot wassail, wandered into oi too many aoctors. it is all who wiU go forth and aid the un with sicic nations as with sick in iortunate. lhere are only two or such people for improvidence, you enact a cruelty. On such a salary as dividuals.

Here is a man terribly dis- three lines in this policy of life in many clerks and employees and many as to ms Doay. a aoctor is surance. Psalms 41: that considereth the "Blessed is he poor; the Lord SURPRISED THE POLITICIANS. used on both sides of the sea by the chief life insurance companies that some people have supposed that I re-ceived monetary compensation for what I have said and written. Not a penny.

I wiU give any man a hundred dollars for every penny I have received from any life insurance company. What I have said and written on the subject has resulted from the conviction that these institutions are a benediction to the human race. But alas, for the wide-spread improvidence! You are now in your charities helping to support the families of men who had more income than you now have, or ever have had, or ever will have, and you can depend on the improvi called in, and he administers a febri- ministers of religion live, and on such wages as many workmen receive, they will deliver him in time of trouble." can not, in twenty vears. lav no a spooniui every nour. uut re-i covery is postponed, and the anxious friends call in another doctor, and Other life insurance companies twenty cents.

But you know and I know many who have competent in "una tms patient needs is come and could provide somewhat for the future, who live up every dollar, the backyard of Mr. Matthews and caroled joyously. Mr. Matthews, disregarding the fact that housebreakers do not, as a rule, announce their presence with shout and song, jumped at the conclusion that Mr. Ambrose was a burglar, and riddled his anatomy with bullets, causing wounds from which he will be laid up a long time.

This is all wrong. Bandits do not travel with brass bands, nor do burglars sing "After the Bair while operating on back loor3. Caution is necessary, therefore, in order to avoid making Diooa letting; now roil up your sleeve!" and the lancet flashes. But still recovery is postponed, and a and when they die, their children go to the poor house or on the street. By the homeopathic doctor is called in, and he time the wife gets the husband buried, administers some small pellets, and dence of many for the truth of my text she is debt to the undertaker and 0 a- a all times and in all places: "Ye have the poor always with you." says; "All the patient wants is rest-V Recovery still postponed, the family say that such small pellets can not amount to much anyhow, and an allo graveaigger -ior mat wnicn she can never pay.

"While the man lived he had his wine parties and fairly stunk Another fact that you may depend may fail, but this Celestial life insurance company never. The Lord God Almighty is at the head of it, and all the angels of heaven are in its board of direction, and its assets are all worlds, and all the charitable of earth and heaven are the beneficiaries. "But," says some one, "I do not like a Tontine policy so well, and that which you offer is more like a Tontine and to be chiefly paid in this "Blessed is he that considereth the poor; the Lord will deliver him in time of trouble." Well, if you prefer the old-fashioned policy of life insurance, which is not paid till after death, you can be accommodated. That will be given you in the day of judgment, and wiU be handed you by the right hand, the pierced hand of our Lord himself, and-, all you do- upon for perpetual poverty is the in Governor Flower Order tbe Strlet Enforcement of Clrll Service Role. Albanv, N.

Jan. 6. Great commotion was caused yesterday forenoon in many of the state departments upon the receipt of a communication from Governor. Flower, in which he declared that all emoloyes of' the state must obey the civil service laws in relation' to appointment. The letter also stated that all persons wh were not properly qualified must vacaU their Pride oT the 31.

C. CmCAoo. Jan. J. Thp new 'Young Men's Christian association building, thirteen stories high and costing was formally o'penfed' "The building is located on' La SeUe.

)iist souih of Madison street, and is the finest occupied by any Y. M. A. association in America, the property being valued at $300,000. Chicago's Increase In Population.

Chicago Jan ltrAt a banquet of with tobacco, and then expired, leav pathic doctor is called in, and he says: capacity of many to achieve a livelihood. You can go through any com "What this patient wants is calomel insr his family upon the charities of the world. Do not send for me to come and jalap," Recovery still postponed, munity and find good people with p. hydropathic doctor is called in, and A 11 A more than usual mental caliber, who ne says: "wnattnis patient, wants is never have been able to support them And now it's San Domingo that is looking for a little game of revolution by way of pastime. It's a wonder some smart Yankee doesn't start business in "the way of furnishing revolutions to order for our Southern neighbors.

hot and cold baths, and he must have selves and their households. They are them right awayJ Turn on the faucet a mystery to us. and we say: "I do not and get ready the shower baths." Recovery still postponed, "an eclectic and conduct the" and read over such a carcass "the beautiful liturgy: "Blessed are the dead who die in the for, instead of that, I will turn over leaves of the bible to Firsts. TimotJiy 5th chapter, verse, where saysi8 Ift any provide not for and" especiaUy, for those, of yhls own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than- an inHdel;" tr I will turn to chapter, 19th verse, where it says: "lie shall be buried with the burial know what is the matter of them, but there is a screw loose some where. Some' of these persons have more brain than thousands who make, a aoctor is cauea- in, ana-ne orings a a in tne ngnt spirit oi tne poor is pay au the schools to bear upon the poor sufferer, and the patient, after a success.

Some are too brave struggle for life; expires. What business men last, night, S. S. Gree temperament, and they see bargain That labor seeks employment, and not charity, is greatly to it? credit Every man with two strong-arms r.nd willing hands in this country of boundless resources has an henest aversion to being thought an object cf charity- killed him? Too many' doctors, And ment on the premium of that life in-, surance policy. I read' you a para-' graph of that policy: "Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, 'Come ye blessed of my Father, for I where there are none.

A commo ley, a Statistician, submitted figures showing the population of Chicago ii 2,045,000. nnaow to them a gold fish, and that is what is killing, bur national finances. My personal friends, Cleve .11 a flamingo, and a blind mule an ass, drawn and.cast forth bevoc 1 land and Harrison and Carlisle and 7 A.