La Harpe Semi-Weekly News from La Harpe, Kansas • 2

3" Eschoes Of The This is the Week of peef in TIFT lYTH Al i. a I U111U11U1VU i as mu am at ii iCT A TT IT? wanted! lOURBIQ CARPE II'. The extensive sales of a certain cream separator advertised in the Kansas papers points to the passing of the old reliable dairy maid as a cream separate-her. I Having added a dressing house to pur plaiit, we are now in a position to pay HIGHEST MARKET PRICE for all classes of Poultry and Eggs. Don't forget we are going to show you A young man at Xeosho Falls of oods refused to sing for the company because he had a sore finger.

Which reminds us of the minister who took his text and then remarked that he would say a few words before he began; also of the man who took a short nap before he went to sleep. Our plant being the largest of its kind west of the Mississippi Riv er. we are prepared at all times of the year to PAY, IN CASH the highest market price, and we cordially ask for you trade. Big 4 Poultry Plant, W. Q.

Haigler, Mgr. And We Will Who Cal ive Everyone a Nice Presen A im is to ur GL Mrm -3-z ave You Money A young man recently called on a young lady, in this city. He left about the usual hour and had got nearly a block from the house when he felt something strike his heel. He turned around and espied a chair cushion, which hud adhered to his coat tail, aided and abetted by" a large muste red-out and honorably discharged chew of Kisme gum. His overcoat had concealed his involuntary kleptomania.

Wo1 "Queer thing came under my observation one time," said Tommy Campbell. 4 In a certain county a swindling fruit tree agent had come along a little for ourselves. What is the use to buy a peddler when you can save a dollar by getting And make 0 Rug from a it of me. Remington Typewriter Co. 105 West 9th Street, Kansas City, Mo.

and See 3C Winter Tourist Rates If we -cannot please you. Our Sale will be WA Is 1.0th to April TO THE and skinned the farmers out of their immortal souls, with a lot of worthless switches sold as Al apple trees. The farmers were naturally furious. One of them went to Springfield, where the agent had his headquarters, hunted the swindler up and gave him an ungodly beating. Then he told the agent that if they ever met again.

the agent would have reason to think the recent whip-pingwas only a kindergarten reprimand. Time rolled on. The same farmer was one day driving along a lonesome road and met the same agent apparently face to face. "Hello, 'said the farmer, ''you back here again?" "Yes, I'm here," replied the man. "Well, crawl Yours, to Please, SUNNY SOUTH.

Tickets on sale daily until April 30, 1904, to the principal winter resorts of Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Tennessee, South Carolna, Louisiana and Texas. Return limit June 1st. Full details on application, C. STRAIN, Div. Pass.

Agt. Frisco System, Wichita, Kans. 'a. Sssk "Natural Gas' and "Echoes of the Streets" in this issue. down," said the farmer, am going to keep my word.

am going to beat you up so yeur wife will think she married a piece of raw beef." The agent crawled down they shed their coats andin three minutes that farmer was the worst licked man that ever saw the Ozarks. After hollering "Enough," he sat up, combed the blood, skin, out of his whiskers, and said, as he spat out Compare the Semi-Weekly News with other papers, and be convinced tha it is the best and worth the money. HBl YOU TRAVEL SELECT A AS YOU DO YOUR CLOTHES. THESE IS iiO PLAGE LIKE HOME. For a Good Piano and no place like home to buy the best piano that can be made for the money.

Kansas City and eastern prices met and vanquished. Our line is composed of the KIMBALL, WHITNEY, HINZE And Other Standard Pianos. Pianos are our specialty and we can concentrate our time and money making the lowest prices compatible with first class goods. No agents to pester the good people, at big commissions. three or four teeth: 4 You fight i OPEN TO OKLAHOMA "Katy" has opened another aoor to Oklahoma and is now operating through passenger and freight service to andfrom Oklahoma City and Guthrie.

The new line opens Tip an exceedingly rich farming country with towns that will rapidly grow in size and importance with the coming of the railroad. The Homeseeker and prospective settler or investor will find here a genuine opportunity. (MISSOURI, KANSAS TEXAS RAILWAY.) Suggests Caxfcrtabls and Conrenfent Trains, THE "KATY FLYER" AND CATY DINING STATIONS better than you did three years "I don't know," answered the stranger, "this is my first practice with you." Why, didn't you sell fruit trees around here, and didn't I nearly kill you on the square at Springfield in '06?" Meals, Moderate In Price. Unsurpassed in Quality and Service. ONE PRICE The Purchaser Gets the Commissions For complete map of Oklahoma and Ind.

Ter. with full particnlars, write George ilorton, G. P. T. K.fcT.

Ry. Katy Bldg. St, Louis, 31 o. I guess you are mistaken," John Roberts Mosie House, 12 North Washington saia the traveler, i never was in this state before. I never IOLA, KAN.

Robert Adams, rITharpE.vc saw a fruit tree sold in my life, and besides, I am a minister of uie gospei. nen, saiu me farmer, "thats queer. What made you so ready to fight?" That's veasy. I met a young man just CALIFORNIA before you came along, and he told me I had driven ten miles off my road and out of my way. So I was just aching for someone to come along and give me about Guaranteed Wood Preserver and Infallable Vermin Destroyer.

two slices of sass. A little salt water will tighten up the rest of your teeth, and a rotten sour apple will take the black out of 0 You will be surprised to learn for how little money and how comfortably the California tour may be made. Join the Santa Fe daily excursions. Personally escorted three times a week. From' Kansas City Special one-way tickets $25 (honored in tourist sleejers) on sale daily to April 30; 5.75 for berth.

Round Trip $45." On sale April 23 to May 1, 1904. You travel comfortably and economically. As a result of the mofet thorough tests it has been demonstrated that all kinds of wood treated with ANTISEPTINE, are absolutely preserved from decay, above or below ground or water. ANTISEPTINE penetrates deeply into the wood cqm-bining with the unstable compounds of the sap and forming permanent rot-resisting ones. Woods treated in this way will not warp or water soak.

your eyes. Goodby, brother, come over to Colfax next Sunday and hear me preach." State Convention. For the Kansas People's Party State Convention, Topeka, April 12-13, 1904. The Santa Fe will sell excursion tickets to Topeka for 3.65 April 11, 12 and 13, limited for return April 14. W.

E. Ralston, Agent, lola, Kansas. The Santa Fe. The Santa Fe will have excursion rates to lola from points where rate islsS.27 or less April 25 and 29 good returning April 27 1904. Account of the Gas Belt I.

O. O. F. celebration to be held Sold by Please send me "California In a Tourist Sleeper," and Information about low one way and round trip rates to California. JVame B.

MaierfGo. W. J. JANNEY, PASSENGER A. T.

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