The Weekly Herald from Fort Scott, Kansas • 4

PICKED-CP PARTICLES. Fort Scott Herald NE ADVERTISE2IENTS DR.OTITTIEE1 The girl who makes the acquaintance of every young man she sees, without waiting to know who or what he is, is held in the same esteem by men as the yellow dog that will lick every hand that pats his head. Turners Fails Reporter. How to Eat an Orange. A fork is pierced partly through the Mendelssohn Piano Comp'y.

Will make, for the next 60 days only, a Grand Offer of $850 Square Grand Piano for only $2.45. SITTIjE 3i rosewood case elegantly finished. 3 strings, 7 1-3 octaves, full i var new paieui uversrrung scale, Deautllul carved legs and lyre, heavy serpentine and large- fancy moulding round base, lull iron frame, French Grand Action, Grand Hammers, in fact every improvement which can in any way tend to tbe Our price for this instrument, boxed and delivered on board cars at If ew Gf)A fr York, with fine piano cover, stool and book, only This Piano will be sent on test trial. Please send references if yon do not send money with order. Cash sent with order will be refunded and Ireiirht charcea naid bv ns hoth vt irtiann Thousands in use.

Send for catalogue. Everr is not just as represented in this advertisement. instrument fully warranted tor five years. iimii (uucui uii nan ai PIANOS S160 to 400 with stool, sold at wholesale factory displays at tbe Centennial cover and book. All strictly first-class and prices These Pianos made one of the finest Exhibition, and were unanimously recommended for thr.

iricrht. at ITnnnra. The Sniiarc, inntain nnv Vanr Pstat Scale, the greatest improvement in the history of Piano making. The new Patent Scale Uprights are the finest in America. Positively we make the finest Upright Pianos of the richest tone and greatest durability Tbey are recommended by the highest musical authorities in the country.

Over 14,000 in nse and not one dissatisfied purchaser. All Pianos and organs sent on 15 days test trial freight free if unsatisfactory. Don't fail to write us before buying. Positively we offer the best bargains. Piano catalogue mailed free.

Handsome Illustrated and Descriptive Piano Catalogue of 50 pages mailed for tic stamp. Everv Piano fully warranted for five years viitaniue ui mi (lara uiuiivu iur oc 8iamp. fiat JUBILEE ORGANS Coupler, Clestiea. Bass-Coupler. Grand Organ which tluows on the entire power of the instrument Kight Knee Stop and Swell, Left Knee Stop and Grand Swell.

Heiirht 70 in. Length 47 in. Width 24 in. Weight boxed 850 lbs. The case is of solid walnut, veneered with choice woods, and is of an entirely new and beautiful design.

Possesses all the latest and best improvements, with great power, depth, brilliancy, and sympathetic quality of tone. Beautiful sole effects and perfect stop action. Rcgulsr retail price $275. Our wholesale net rash price to have introduced, with stool and book, only $87 as one organ sold sells others. Positively no deviation in ice.

So payment required until you have fully tested the organ in your own home. We send all organs on fifteen days test trial and pay freight lioth ways If instrument is not as represented. Positively our Organs contain no Bogus sets of reeds or dnmmv stops, as do many others. We make no misrepresentations and guarantee honest and fair dealings or n- sale Fuily warrantod for 5 years Other styles $35, $50, $57. $65, $70, $75, $S5, etc.

Over 34,000 sold and every organ has given the fullest satisfaction Organ catalogue mailed free. Factory and ware rooms 57tli street and 10th Aye. TTTTQTf' at one-third price. Catalogue of 3,000 choice pkcea seut for 3c UAlUUX Ar4UWAW stamp. This catalogue includes most of the popular music of the day and every variety of musical composition by the best authors.

Address MSNDELSSON PIAHO COMPANY, P. 0. Box 2053, NEW Y0E2 CITY WARNER'O A. Perfect Spring and Summer Metllcine. A thorough Blood Purifier, a Tonic Appetiser.

Pleasant to the taste, invigorating to the body. The most eminent Physicians recommend these Bitters for their curative properties. Trial Size, ooc. full Sizo (larsrtsr in market $1.00. S3-aver mem.

For the Kidneys, "Liver and Urinary Organs use nothing1 but Kidney and Liver Cnre." It stands Thousands owe their health nnl happiness to it. offer Warner's Safe Toiiic Bitters" with confidence. W. H. Waeneb Rochester N.

Y. The vurt A ain! L.sl Jirdiclsie ever Hade. ft PKOU, Fvtaft" incstcf.urat:vi-.i 11 BiiU-rs, nukes the itreatt wrltler, iver Ratr ulatOri r.ud t5 ld rit-alii looting No disease cvVe" 'here lop Bitters are perfect tare their opera iions-fX? Thay gir ztv li ssd vi? si ts is 3 and IsSrm. To all whose rreulTx-tyofthebos-lrorA -avium or wio require an ppctizcr, Tonic nnflmiM Stimulant, leatirsg. saaSfe.

Eo matter vrhrAyeur CeSfdnss symptoms are what toe depose or sU'SpCC iife ilop Hitters. Don't vruit nut ilrou rc lut if yoa only feci bad or miserable at once, it may suva yojrlife.it "vca. hundreds. S5GO -'Hbepaid rorac2SSB wi" "ot cure or help. Bo r.ot yonr rieuua useniu! thtatS.

use HOP KonK-mbcr. flop lifters i3 drupge.1 drunken I'Jt tue Pu-t IV-st Moilii-ioe ever rails 1 ho "INVAliroFKltJJH pr.d HOrS" raua rr yS3K h.M:!d vttlivUttiseitt. K4PJSE98A A21i! aTot'itv' anii irre-asfiiile cure narcotic. -J i How Lost, ISowKestoretl! Inst nublished. a new edition of Culver well's Celebrated Essay on tiie radical cure of Spermetorrhcea or Seminal weakness, involuntary Seminal Losses, Impotency.

Mental and Phvsical Incapaccitv, Impediments to Mar ri.age, alr-o Consumption, Kpilepsy and Fits, induced ljy seli-tnaulsrence or sexual extravagance, The celebrated author, in this admirable Ks say, clearly demonstrates from a thirty years' successlui practice, tnat me Kiaiuiin consequences ol seif-abue may be radically cured pointing out a mode ot cure at once simple, certain and cll'ectual. 1V means of which every sufl'erer. no matter what hid condition mav- be. mav cure himself cheaply, privately, and rad ically. lecture should lie in the hands of ev erv youth and everv man in the land.

Sent under seal, a plain envelope, to any address post-paid on receipt of six cents or two postage stamps, nave also a ture cure lor Ta pe Wo rm. Address THECUIVERVVELL MED! DAL 41 Ann Xctv Yorti, Ti. Post Oillce Box 45S6. OME TREATMENT. A certain cnre for Kervous Debility, Seminal Weakness.

Imeotence. etc. The Becipes used in my practice for 25 i ear. bu uiubuiiu uuuk ui jut ui rections for self-treatment, cent SB. I.

WILLIAMS. 435 tuter fliiwaie, Wi? VTiit be mailed kkkr an-1 in ii toners is itfioot sSov.t siO rnd full OescriticriS, pioec arid Jirs? for lfrOo varieties of aiiii Plants. UsstfS, Iivv tn nil. for it. Adlrez B.

3SC. CO-Iietroit, Mick PROTECTION FROM MALARIA So numerous are the developments of Malaria that reoide con tinually suC'er from this noxio3 poison when they least iniajf- me it is lurking in their system. Chills and, fever Heatlaclie Intertniltent Fever General Debility Bilious Fever Ziassitmle Tuphoid Fever Nausea. PAISFUX, OFSPKISGS OF MA.T.A.RI 4 Vi rn thdif nviinn in i ordered T.iver. which if not regulated in time great suffering.

wretcliedness ana ueatn win ensue. Simmons Liver Regulator rlTEiiLY VEGETABLE is absolutely certain in its remedial effects and act's more promptly in curing all forms of malarial diseases than calomel or quinine without any of the mjuriousconsequences which loliow their use. If taken occasionally bv persona exposed to Malaria IT WILL EXPEL THE POIS'OX PROTECT THEM FROM ATTACK. As evidence see extract from W. B.Yates' letter, where the Regulator afforded protection from the worst and et deadly type of malaria, to wit: Yellow Fever.

Sirs: I have stood the str.rins of four epi demies of the yellow rover, i had it the first visitation, but during the other three I nsed your medicine. 1 was continually in the rooms of the 6ick and dying but I I have had several to a6k me ho i escaped; heiu it was all owing to the virtue of your Simmons Liver Regulator. If the lever was to break out again ani I Imp a hoft'e Regulator I wonld feel as saf as if 1 wiis miles away. Memphis, Xeuii April 17, ltTS- Having neutralized the poison of Malaria in such extreme cases it can be relied on as a sovereign Fiiecificuiid antidote in milder forms. See that yon get the Genuine in White 'V rapper with rei prepared only by J.

11. Zeilin Co. FREE EVERYBODY A Esautifal Book for the Asking. By applying personally to the nearest office of tha Singer Mannracturin or by postal card if at a distance any aduit person will be preseuted with a beautifully illustrated copy of a Jfew Book en til tied GENIUS EEWASDED OR THE Story of the Seiin Macline. containing a handsome and costly steel engraving frontispiece, also finely engraved wood cuts, and bound in elaborate blue and gold lithographed cover.

So charge whatever is made for this handsome book which can: be obtained only by application at tbe branch and subordinate offices of thh Singer Slannfacttirins Co. PrineipaVOllice 31 Union Square, XewYerk. Notice of Final Settlement. In the Probate Cor.rl ot Bonrbcn County. Kansas.

In tbe matter of the last will and testament ef Luke Dyer, deceased. NOTICE is hereby siver tt all partiesnteres-ted in the said estate that the undersigned will, on Saturday, the 3d day of September. 1881, make final settlement of said estate in said Probate Court at 9 o'clock a. ra of said day. JAMES DTlbK, Kxecutor.

5, A. Day, Atty, s. EKIHjllljBl -fi r- rr JT.0Jl' Office on tbe corner ot Market street snd Ltn loin Ayenue, adjoining post office. Entrance Market street. SUBSCRIPTION BATES.

i Copy, one year if paid in ot paid in advance, per year 1 60 00 1 00 not Coot, ttlx months a rnnv. thriw months so vertising rates made known oa application he office. PAPA CANT FIND No little step do I hear in tbe ball: Only a sweet little laugh, that is alL No dimpled arms round my neck hold ma tight. I ve but a glimpse oi two eyes very origuti Two little hands a wi ee face to screen, Bab iy is biding, that plain to ne seen, a nlain to be seen. "Where is my precious missea so au "Papa can't find me," the pretty bps say.

precious I've missed so all dayf "Dear me, I wonder where baby can be!" Then I go by and pretend not to see. "Not in the parlor and not on the stairs-Then I must peep under sofa and chaars." The dear little rogue is now laughing outright; Two little arms round my neck clasp me tight. Home will indeed be sad, weary and lone. When papa, can't find you, my darling, my own. yea And Bow Tbey Are AdoMentttod.

Exchange. It is pretty generally known that the orthodox teas prepared in the east for America aud European consumption are adulterated, but comparatively few people are aware of the extent to which this adulteration is carried on, or what substances are used. M. Hussen, a Frensh chemist of note, has made a thorough investigation of the subject, and the result of his researches has been laid before the academy of sciences. He finds that Prussion blue, indigo and gypsum, in small quantities, are the principal ingredients employed to impart the "face" or "bloom," to teas, and that in the proportions used they are very innocuous.

This adulteration takes place where the plants are raised but more extensive adulteration is subsebuently indulged in by the Europeans who, with their superior knowledge, have surpassed the Asiatics in their fraud by the use of still more dangerous drugs, such as chromate of lead and of copper, besides making use of comparatively innocuous substances, such as sulphate of iron' stearite, carbonates of lime and magnesia. The Chinese have become most expert in manipulating green teas which they color with a few simple substances, some of them poisonous for example, plum-bago, Prussian blue, curcuma ana kaolin. With or whithout the true leaf oi the shrub, they can produce a tea of any desired tint. In order to give the inferior or false leaf the aroma of the tea, the Celestials mix a quantity of it with cer tain flowers, especially a species of olive In short, according to M. Hussen, no in jurious proceeding is omitted in the Ce lestial empire to palm on the outer Daroa-rian inferior or false teas.

In the leading tea-grown? districts the government has a corps of inspectors who are requied to see that the goods are despatched a pure state. Aha precaution, however, avails little for at the shipping ports there is no attempt tc prevent the merchants, or brokers from commencing their fraudulent practices, which they carry oa to their heart's content. In spite of their knoledge of the extent to which this adultertion is carried on, we presume our people will continue to drink of the cup which is said to cheer whithout stealing away a person'! brains. A New Ala sep pa. Barton Co.Adrocate.

Lamar boys are nothing if not imitative. If they were to hear of a man being ground up in a threshing machine, they would at once run one of theii number through a fanning mill to "set how the old thing worked." One of the boys had been reading Byron's Mazeppa and he got three or foui of the boys in a barn down in the southwest part of the town and they concluded to play Mazeppa. From what wc can learn not having been provided with a complimentary the play wat rather more startling than instructive. They got a cow and about forty feet of clothes line and a number seven boy with red hair and a freckled nose to dc the Mazeppa part, while a gentle youth of twelve or there-about wrapped a saddle blanket round his head aud, as the jealous Sheik, shouted "Bring forth the hoss." They "fotch-ed" her. In truth she was a noble steed A heifer of the muly breed, and wild- wild as seventeen kinds of Rocky Mountain William goats.

They got her on the barn floor and tied the boy on with the rope and turned her loose. She took in the situation and Beemed tc realize that her credit as an actress was at stake. Her acting was splendid and brought down the liouse by sections. Whenever she run over one oi the boys you could hear the applause foi four blocks. Although the audience all had par-quette and pit tickets, they thought they could look at the play better from the gallery, and so they slid up into the hay mow and tried to crawl out through the roof while the old cow was churning about fourteen years growth out of Mazeppa and bawling like a steam calliope, while Mazeppa passed most of the time yelling like a pig fast in a fence.

The play would probably have been in progress yet but for the fact that the neighborhood thought a cyclone wat wrestling with the barn, and rushed in and got the cow up in a corner and amputated the boy. The show wound up with that thrilling piece of music entitled "Sounds from Home," which was well played by an improvised band of several parents, several boys and several leather straps. The boys say that the music made by the straps was thrillinqr in the extreme. Entmnted Value of Wires. The value of wives varies in different countries.

In America they are often expensive but in the higher regions of the river Amar, and on the Ussuri in Siberia, according to information furnished to the British Scientific Association by the Rev; Henry Lansdeli, the price of a wife is eight or ten dogs, a sledge, or two cases of brandy. In another part of the world, according to evidence furnished to the same association by Wilfred Powell, tn "New Britain and the neighboring islands on the east coast of Guinea, the wives are absolute properly of their husbands, and are bought, sold and eaten by their appreciative husbands. There was one New Britain young woman who rebelled at her matrimonial relations, whereupon the husband said he could put her to better use, and straightway killed and a(e her. According to the same authority the eating in New Britain is not confined to wives. The natives are fond of missionary meat, and think the English are un-uterably stupid because they are unwilling to feast on such a delicacy as the human thigh, prepared with cocoanut milk and dressed with banana leaves.

Mr. Powell advises only those ladies to eo to New Britain who wear tight corsets, use cosmetics aud think of nothing else but extravagant dress. A good idea. Three Philadelphia girls, says the News of that had a contest as to which could dress the quickest. The winner accomplished it in the extraordinary time of three houxi thirteen Ingrain-The awcob Strauss.

EmtaDh for a cannibal "One who loved his fellow men." Bad for authors Only men who can't write make their mark. The man who knows you well may forget all about you when you are sick. Prominent chin and abundance of cheek accompany the successful book agent. The Boston Herald wants to have all the telegraph poles and fiagstafis of that city painted red. A man should never be reproached for the faults of his relatives.

He has enough of his own. What is it that a gentleman has not, never can have, and yet can give to a lady? A husband. The cotton exchange: AJdressmaker's padding. Now that we have unbosomed, ourself we feel better. New York News.

The man who goes into business with the devil soon finds that his partner is soul proprietor. New Orleans Picayune. It is said that Bob Ingersoll seldom uses the telephone because it forces him to admit that there is a hell-o. Keokuk Constitution. "Derailed" is what it is called now when a railroad engine or a car or train leaves or is thrown from the track.

Yonkers Gazette. The old gentleman of sixty who was taken in by the confidence game had evidently arrived at a "green old age." Boston Commercial Bulletin. An Ohio girl was deserted by her lover at the very foot of the altar. Lucky girl! This is the narrowest escape on record. Boston Transcript.

Before we decide whether drunkenness is a vice or an amiable weakness, we want to know whether the drunkard is a man of property or a tramp. Boston Post. Bric-a brae work is very popular with the young ladies, and after marriage it-is replaced by break-a-back work, a la the broomstick and flat kiron. Danielsville Sentinel. "Eugenie, Eugenie, will you insist on wearing the hair of another woman on your heaT "Alphonse, do you still insist on wearing the skin of another calf upon your feet?" In 1830 all gentlemen in Washington smoked corncob pipes and plantation tobacco, while only the diplomatic corps smoked cigars, according to a writer in the Atlantic Monthly.

An old lady who has several unmarried daughters feeds them on fish diet, because it is rich in phosphorus, and phosphorus is the essential thing in making matches. Sir Walter Scott once lent a book to a friend, and as he gave it to him, begged that he would not fail to return it, adding good humoredly, "Although most of my friends are bad arithmeticians, they are all good book keepers." Not quite what he meant, though: Milkman "Tell yer mother she 'ull 'ave to pay ready money for milk in utur' I ain't agoin' to chalk up any more." Boy "Wot are yer goin' to use instid then, Mr. Simpson?" London Fun. Kate Fields says the marked difference between English and American newspapers is that the latter have a capacity for keen and witty paragraphs, while the former as, for example, the London Sues often devote a column to what ght be condensed into a dozen lines. In a cemetery a little white stone marked the grave of a dear little girl and on the stone was chiselled these words "A child of whom her playmates said, 'It was easier to be good when she was with I used to think, and I do now, that it was one of the most beautiful epitaphs I ever heard.

A young lady once hinted to a gentleman that her thimble was worn out, and asked what reward she merited for her industry. He sent her an answer in the Bhape of a thimble, on which the following lines were engraved: "I send yon a thimble, for fingers nimble. Which I hope will fit when yon try it; It will last you long, if it's half as strong As the hint you gave me to buy it." Elisha Bliss, who lately died at Hartford, made a fortune by discovering the fun of Mark Twain's "Inno-eents Abroad," while the work was in manuscript. Twain had tried in vain to secure a publisher and was about to throw the matter aside in despair when a journalist friend sent him to Bliss, who was the President of a subscription book company. The popular poem in which the little maid reiterates, "We are seven," has been praised by many for its utter simplicity, and criticised by others for its stupid monotony.

The little maid's prototype is to be found in the Italian boy who, in New Yotk, blacks shoes. All day long he sings, "Shine? Fi' cen'." No matter what question you ask him, he replies, "shine? Fi' cen'." A young gentleman of this city who went out to New Mexico recently, writes after a couple of weeks' stay there that he has a residence with a front yard twente miles long and a back yard stretching to South America. This is certainly a good sized town lot. And all in two weeks! Go Southwest, young man! A person might live in Detroit for a whole year before he acquired such a property as that. Detroit Free Press.

Ftn-M tie? fbr wiv London Leu Sun izisma alL I think ever sgtit tc nave an allowance of her own, of which she should be absolute mistress. American husbands are less Inclined to make this arrangement with their wives than husbands of any other nationality. In England not only do wives have their pin-money, but each daughter has also her separate allowance, upon which she dresses herself. This allowance is hers to do exactly as she pleases with, and she must not exceed it. It is an excellent arrangement in every way.

because it not only saves a woman's self-respect, not to be placed in the attitude of a begger, but it also teaches her habits of economy and accustoms her to the disbursement of money. English wives high and low, keep house-hold accounts in a way which would surprise many an American woman. Every penny spent in the house goes down in "the housekeeper's book," with which every mistress of a household is provided. Every bill is filed away carefully when receipted. In fact, a perfect system or order prevails, which enables every man to know exactly what it costs him to keep up his home.

In this country every expenditure is made to bear its proper relation to the income received. House rent must be only such a percentage, table Outlay so mueh, servants wages so much, wife and daughters' dress so much, children's schooling so much, alms-giving so much, and if at the end of one year it is found that the income has been exceeded, these people immediately proceed to reduce items in every department. The general style of their living remains about the Mine, but it ia. necessarily not quite so The Black Diamond steel works at Pittsburg have begun to make the steel shafts which hare hitherto been made onjy At Kxnpp'f famous Gfrmaswprfcf. 61 7 St.

Charles Street, St. IahIs, Ho. Ai retralar rmdnato of two Medical OoUorws. hu bera ton tocated Ulan any otherPbrsictMi laStLookS city paper shownd all old residentaknow. SyDhUia.

OoEorrhcea. Gleet, Saricturo, OrchiUa. RnptureTaOl TJrmary Svrhilitio or Mercurial Afactioaiof TlirsauSVtn or Bones eared frofely, PriTtly- Spei niatorrheaBexual Debiiiiy and ImpoteBev aa th result of Seif-Abns sexual exoasses ta mmtmiwr years. or orer brainwork. prodaciasnenatianeas.saaaia.

at emusKHM. debility, dimness of akft t.dferUrs Baom-pry. pbysicat decay, aversion to society eoofuaioa ot Ideas, loss of sexual power.nicht lossea.renderbu marriage Improper jirivsrman-nuy eared. Uonsultalioai atotSoa or by mail fm and invito stamp. Medicines sent by mall or express.

Cum fruaranteed. VThere donbt exists it la fraukly statjai! pflflgs. GUIDE! The whole story, rrdt t-sld, a- it la tme to life, on the foliowina subject: Wlin may marry, arb-T not. why. Manhood.

Wsumhood. Physical desav. Whoshonid xaarryihowiuaa-ii hapoiooss msir bo iacreaaed lefferta oi celibacy an-t exoeas, and raany mora. Those married or contempt uTinn mnrrivv should resd It then keep under lortt and key. 2 cts.

by mail ia money or re. taeo. FnsrliBh SVencrfBdaml spoken. CppRESCRIPTi'ON oSS aai Im Weskness, Lot Manhood. Tnrmn nw qj.

mm incnmon oi lonae. Arwswa to Soctefy Aiemory ami Dlsnrders brought on hy Belf- Abufie. tu St. IjQut, Mo. Oiratire 705 Chesnut St, St.

Lou's, Mo. old oSe coatioue to care SieraiAtoi-rhotjA, nminai Wetit- uttxa, ImpotencyTtiU forma of Gleet, Urinary or BJaddor llc-n. css. -cared in a few drive AUtb tlitwvj recultlna from fieif-sbnexovweeorTpoaro enrr! icr life villi actio medicine. Advice frea.

Cru.r- lo. writ in strict confidence. BorJc rt wont-imp f-IAReSAGESUiDE1, t2K.2e.jSs.& ifh yT Jrf CUUES THOCSAXPS YliAKLY. A FQS5T1VE CURE i fy ForCoaghsfCck'sjrr Is the B5tcf To-'cs: r- ri urrs ijtyj.3!a; fv and Cebiiiiat I or; t.ike n- -r tn lr ft. B.SXITHiCC.rroo'rr en.

u. 2 -w A SURE CURE FOR Sick Headsche, Dyspepsia, Langour, Nervous Ezhanstion from overwork cr escc38 of any kind, AND FOR ems! aKiissses. -IX VH EVENTS MsM Peisonlnj asl ftw ail im, And is a Specific forObslinatc CONSTIPATION. PRICE 1.00 PER BOTTLE? SIX FOR $5.00 SOLD BY DKUGCilSTS EVERYWHERE. MEYER BROS.

CO. Wholesale Agents. Kansas City and St. Lout Mov PRfJViDA BY YEARS ftrQ jj 0 USE! A -valuable Discovery acd Nsw Departure In Medical Science. A positively f-Sectita 14mviy for the speedy and permanent Cure fur orKsnic wvkna Oeplorable disuse resultirur rnm imilwrept practi-- or excesses in youth or ft any time of lifo by tbeonly-true way.Tiz: Direct Application acticir by At.

sorption, ana exeti c2 ta aneciiic inuueeee on thai Vesicles, Ducts, and Oiar that are unable to per. form their natural functions while this disease xades the human orgnntBTa. 1 he use of the Pastille) Is attended with no paiaor Inconvenience, and does) not Interfere with the ordinary pursuits of life; It la quickly dissolved and eoon absorbed, producing am soothing and restorative effect opon tow nervous orc-anizaticosm rocked from vicious haiiitaoe excesses, stbppina tbe rtriiir. from the system, reetoiw Infj tbe mind to health and sound memory. nmov-ina; the Slmnesi of Bight.

Confusion of Idiaa, Aversion to Society, and tbe appearance) of prematura) old age usually acrompaoyins; this trouble, sad restoring ths vital forces, where they have bee a dormant for years. This mode ot treatment bas stood the test in very severe casrs. end is sows pronounced success. Drafts are too much prescribed In this trouble, and. aa many can bear wit-Bess to, with but if any permanent swd.

Them Is no nonsense about this treraratioD). Practical ob. serration enables us to positively g-uarantee that it. will sive satisfaction. It bas been in general use.

for several years and we have thousand, of testimonials from patients, as to its value, and it is tvstt eonoedf-d to be the roort rational means yet rt -e-eovered for reaching and curies this very pnnalrnti trouble, that la well known to be the cause of out oil misery to so maDy.aml npon whom quacks prey wtta their useless eonims and oig reea. 'tne skeroroy-Is put coin nest boxes of three siaoa. No. l.ieoouxia to last a month.) S3 Ho. S.

'sufficient to effort a p-r-snanent cure, oniess in S5; Ko. 3, llaatintr over three monthz. w.il reetore those in taw wortcondittvo.lS7. trntiy maU, In plain wrappers. Full DIRBOIKUfS for uainsT will accompany xrarrrr rw eienf for tresr leer AJ-etrenprim M-arrtpit- tetm titHno A natousietU MlluattratHmm am Tetimonjj, xrltirh srilf rsnsisre Jktf.

nftin skriHiraf (it traISMi nVirrd tm aterfeet kealtti, cnuf th vital Aral ttum'lv reWMwnea mam las i mnr aTrteti. tUi bay HARRIS REMEDY CO. CI S. irexaiX. Mantel Uliu oin ais.

I lKJj to, Unsolicited testimony to tho EfTicacy of Prof. Harris Pastilles, taken from Let tere received from Patrons Indiana. April 11. The ilemedy is rrknc fectiy. HMd.epl'tyfrotw wenkn.

rortirearsMtfit. I i i n.t. f-. a. a Pastilles.

Tbey have worked Ukeacharm mat. Ism just twios as much of a man as I was before takfc-. I was on the verge of the grave, I thought, and larresas no cnre for tne. but now I am inaood hopes tor scare. West Virginia, Aug.

28, Vft j.l reo-tTwi yonr elne and 4 1 believe it has cured me, for wblcn 1 aa thankful. Inclosed Una ta. fleas, aena me anorner box iNo. 2J for a friend. Von have done great thins fox toe.

I will send yoa all theorders 1 csa. From a Phrsieian and Surgeorf. Ifissouri, Jons JB- Pteaee forwarl ma another box of the Pastilles. The patient on whom I have need moat of one box, In addition to sample box, is fas rsojs-erias, sad I think another will ast auasilrisbs. From a DrugKist.

Maryland. Sept. I'm-Last January veasboj your Beinedy for one of customers, sad it haamad a perfect cure of bun. WebavanMiierrustomerBwaj to toe same way, sad wish aos aa. box.

1 m-mM Taw DISPENSARY. fcfeiTtsS 1K7 K. 6ti Gtroot, 2. ZJZZi, 13. Tll f'hynftaos in charge of tfcis oil and well known testita'raa sre regular rradnates la ne4inM aa-t titter.

Years cf Zxperienoe in tbe trealrsteni Cbrosie Znscases hara made their skill ae-1 ability ao much suacrior to (hat of the ordinary praqt.iiir.r. that tbey hav. acquired national repuiaiiOB tiitMaii their uf eaev. IfgDISGRniOf. G3 EXPGSUPE stLfft sT Oka on viiUiic wi.auu caicg Wtry at iitc M.

utvaitu ACUiviun aaanu aajsr aaa-tr VX YOU CSM gM tho of UddJsawwhoi i in iivjii a7ir raSnut from ore-aiuc wcJt-seas that eaiits Its victims for T7. l-TTWrv-rjtiy cured, at moderate expenss. PATIENT3 TrrEATEfl ky atul mm4 Xtwtm i-iu b. imiwtrmd ay sarinM avamac mauavaa atifcj beat, mws tt rm tm awwiealMw. 1UM BMW I L.

U.LIUI. a. Cwavrin ijM, arictit H.t1ts.al. taoaM aa 4 m.1A.- SlJrrrt the Systera; Restores ths Weak Vr-5'-SFN and TjV 'i-i Li I at I r.rir."j X. aw TrtJoMa 3 ma VST Jk BBATTY OltfS A JfS.

IT Kl.n, Golden Tongue Raeds, onlySHS Washington, Xew Jersey. HAVE YOU SEVER KWOWW2 Any person to bexeriottslr ill witho out a weak stomach or inactive liver or kidnoyr? And when thee orpans are in good condition do you not find their -possessor enjovinjj good healih? PAItftERS GIXGEit TOVIC always regulates these imortant organs and never tails to make the blood ri-h and pure and to strengthen every part of the svstem It has cured hundreds of despairing invalids. Ask your neighlmr about ic Revised. Hew Testaments'. Illustratad Cheapest and Best.

Sells at Sicht. mo Pictorial Bibles Agents wanted. A J. li.ULL.MAN 1'iiila. WONDERFUL DISCOVERY METAI.

TOP LAMP WICK Pmx'd Dee. I88O. GItss a Brilliant. White and Steady light, requires no trimming, and lasts for mouths Sample wick 10c- 3 wicks 25c 12 wicks 75 postage paid. Have three sizes, A.

and 1. Agents wantcu. Aunress jneiMi up uimp Wickfo, 70Courtlandt St J. Y. CUTICURA Permanently TTT it.

Tcalp and skin. Cnticnra remedia am for rh.1 lr nil ilr, le gists. Price of Cuticura, a Medi cal Jeliv, small boxes 50c. large boxes 91. Cuticura He- .11..., 'V 1 1.

1 Cuticura Medicinal Toilet Soap, 25c. Ctitteura ouztfj i.M iu uunt ior jar-bers and large consumers, 50c. Principal depot. WEEKS POTfET, Boston, Mass. 23Ali mailed free on receipt of price.

B01B WEOAl AWARDED tbe A utnor. A new and sraat Ued. cal the best and cheapest, indispensable to every manntitfod "the Science of Life orelf-PreaervatioB bound in finest French mnplin. emboased, fall cih300 ppontains beaatif ul steel nKraTinits, 125 preecrip-tions, pnee omy 1.25 seat by IHflW TrTYXFT.P end Dowddresa Penbody Med Dattio Creek, Kichiaan, ACPACrrC3EIlS OF TEZ OXI.T GESUCOS THRESHERS. Traction and Plain Engines and or so- Powers.

Moat Comnlrte Thresher Factory Established i 1343 art A of rnnttmum an.i nucmftLt hurt. (MilO new, without carro ot naine. manzirement, or location, to bach vp" broad git-en on alt our yood. STJTVM-POTTER PiPARJITOES and Complete Out fits of ma1-'--ec avalites. Fittest Trnctiea Enpinesund 1'iuin JLliiiiiiieit ever seen in Lho Aiaeriea'i nitrkei.

A mvltitiui of j-riii feature and improve mumta xT lSai.tosnctlif with superior qualities in canttrva. lion and materiaU not ilreamed of by oibi-r msiiiera. Four sizes of Separators, from to 13 borne CST51i lty, for Mean or horse rnvter. Two styles rt iS nnntcd Horse-Pavr-in. 7 AAfi fl(tf Voet of Selected I.nuib?r (from three to six pv.tre irdriei, constantly on hand, Ironi which in built ilia in comparable wocd-work of our machiiHrrv.

TRA0T.0N UmiHEB Strongest, most durabtf, and efirient ever oca iui sxorae rower Mi FarmtM-s nsd ThresTirrr Investitrate thu nnti OirculiirS ecnt free. A-? lr For sale DCRKE STOUT, Ft. Scott, Ks. SAvTJ) LABDEETH 60ITS, Philadelphia, Pa, Tht niv-r i ttij aafl eontelrt an-oiher 5-mbiiiip ejmiorr. PkUi.

Honor. Kan. very toy wU uesX pivem. every jeefier of a Lyeenra vho ai'S Hac-tHjBz; to re-it. I bo VlrfecfeSrt.

rates, and fnillJnaf Cd3l. Fro. lYoftlconsvoxsree-Poosaot ULai.oout.'eueaci. THE Zansas City, Ft. Scott and Gulf Railroad- Is the most pleasant and reliabl' route to si points East, West or Nrih Passengers via this line have no change of cars to CHICAGO.

IIANN1RAL. ST. I.OUIS, QCIX OK TOLEDO, JiOAl KANSAS CITY, XEW YOKK, BOSTOX, OK I'lIlLAUtLrillJ Passenirers for Chicago via this rute arrive twohouro earlier than any This is tbe only line front Fort Stt-tl making Close connections ror DenTcr, Canon City. Teadville, Pae! all points in Cotorano. or to nan and other points on the Paciiie 4 It Is the shortest and best route to all points hs IOWA AX MIXNE--OTA.

Round Trip Tickets 5' ure resorts on sale darinx the Summer months Trams on this line are always on time, tim- making connections sure. f3Rtttes of Fare as low as the lo est.vS Thin Cnmnsnv bas now for safe XiOJUnt acres t. the hft rnd cheapest lands in Kansas. I.teatm in obi settled counties, convenient to market. and possessing every advantage for farming-and stACk raising.

Send your to the Land 'JOBunis: touer for wau, rjrcnlaro and fnll information. ftootheatra li-ins i the ulaee for the man. 1 be coal. tjLztr and Zinz mines fnraisk pleuts of work at th best of wages, at all feat nsof the CK.O. XKTTLEUXA'J.

lianaecr. Kan sis City. T. F. OAKES.

Gen. Sopt Kansas City, JNO. A. CLABK- Land Co missioner, Kat aaaCttv.Mo. 0PIUL1 And irioitpinr: jatit cored in 10 to day s.

Ten yean es- tablishoi; lont cared. Write case. iUssn, Qdncy Vicb. iscss center of an orange, entering it from the stem side. The fork serves for a handle, which is held in the left hand, while with a sharp knife the peel and thin skin are cut off in thin strips from the top of the orange to the fork handle.

Now, holding it in the right hand, the orange can be eaten, leaving all the fibrous pulp on the fork. Places Them on their Manhood. Burlington Hawlceye.J Amherst college has concluded that its students are men, their ages averaging twenty-two, and will, therefore, no longer subject them to discipline as boys. They will hereafter be held responsible for their work, but not for their personal conduct, unless it interferes with their duties. This has long been the rule in German universities, but has never been fully tested in this country, though Harvard has, to a limited extent, adopted it.

Technical Knowledge, Punch. A two-foot rule was given to a laborer in a Clyde boat-yard to measure an iron plate. The laborer not being well up in the use of the rule, after spending a considerable time returned. "Noo, Mick," asked the plater, "what size is the plate?" "Well," replied Mick, with a grin of satisfaction, "it's the length of your rule and two thumbs over, with this piece oi brick and the breadth of my hand and my arm from here to there, bar a finger." Tbe Associated Press. Chicago Tribune.

"The Associated Press is a great boon, is it not?" said the cigarette smoking scion ef a South Side sire to a beautiful Boston girl, full of sentiment and oys-sters as they were returning from the theater. "It is, indeed," she replied, in soft tones: "George and I had one all last winter; but papa came in one night before George could take his arm away and acted dreadfully. Do they have them in Chicago?" "I should blush to murmur," responded the untutored Chicagoan as he measured her surcingle belt with his Strong right arm. A Question of Time. The Hour.

On his way to his apartments he stop- Iped under the window of a pawnbroker on sixth avenue, and with violent knock ing and shouts attracted the attention of that estimable tradesman, who, put? ting his head out of the window lreiully asked the business of his visitor. "I want to know the time." cried the cura tor. "What do you mean by waking me up to ask such a stupid question roared the pawnbroker. "Stupid question," howled the curator, clinging to the lamp-post. "I like that.

Where else should I ask for the time haven't you got my watch?" A Difficult Position. London Sporting Times. If an editor omits anything he is lazy. If he speaks of things as they are people get angry. If he glosses over or smooths down the rough points he' is bribed.

If he calls things by their right name he is unfit for the position of an editor. If he does not furnish readers with jokes he is an idiot. If he does he is a rattle-head, lacking stability. If he condemns the wrong ho is a good fellow, but lacks discretion. If he" lets wrong and injuries go unmentioned he is a coward.

If he exposes a public man he does it to gratify spite, is the tool of a clique, or belongs to the "outs." If he indulges in personalities he is a blackguard. If he does not his paper is dull and insipid. About Ferrets. Springfield (O.) Patron. The country suffers the loss of millions of dollars annually by the ravages of rats, when by keeping one of these little animals, farmers could rout the last one of the pests from their premises.

They are similar to the weasel in habits and size, but they have been domesticated and used for expelling rats in England for centuries. Mine are white, very small in size, and so tame I can call them to me and handle them as I please. If nursery men -Tire bothered with rabbits lurking about gnawing their trees, with a ferret they can catcb the last one. No matter where they burrow, the little fellows will start them in quick time. If I can find where a rabbit has taken to a hole in the ground, I place a sack over the hole, let in the ferret, and in less time than it takes to tell it he is in your sack.

As We Must Pass Away. Cincinnati Trade List. Traces of vanished people superior in culture and taste to any of the aborigines yet found on this continent, are abundant in Yucatan, where they were explored by the famous traveler Stephens. They consisted of the ruins of former cities and buildings. The latter must have been magnificent structures in their day, judging from the ground they cover and the elegant architecture and carving they display.

Recently similar discoveries have been made in New Mexico, and now James Stephenson in his survey of Western Njew Mexico, claims to have discovered still another remarkable prehistoric city. It extends for miles, houses being built in the face of a cliff along the canyon. It is distant some forty miles from Santa Fe. There is not the slightest trace of the people who built these structures, beyond the moss-grown and crumbling ruins of their once splendid dwelling-places. How Bees Are Made Harmless.

Exchange. The following contains a valuable hint to those who are obliged to handle bees. The little fellows are sharp strikers when disturbed, but it seems there is a very simple way to take the poison out of them. A gentleman says: Some years ago I was visiting a family in Sussex County, where a large number of hives of bees were kept in a yard near the farm-house. The bees were usually cross and belligerent they would "biz out wi' angry fyke" at any one who approached their yard.

On speaking to the old gentleman on the subject, he said they were feeding on the buckwheat, and were full of "pizen," and he would cure- them by the time I came again. On the next day I found the bees quite pacific and quiet, freely letting me come close to their hives. On asking for aa explanation of their amiableness, Mr. S. pointed to an effigy, hanging near the bee-yard.

He had put this up in the night. In the morning the swaying of the effigy excited the warlike little fellows, and they literally covered their enemy all the forenoou, until all had stung him to their content, and had exhausted all their poison without harm to themselves ar others. Verily, knowledge is power. uur aew style nouee ortran in Japanese case, called ORIENTAL, Style the handsomest, tastiest and sweetest- toneu i-arior organ ever offered the mu BEST THRESHER OH WHEEIS Is not Vibrator nor an Apron Is wonderf nlly simple and admirably irfict in if tiiiH3ehin and separating SflVM xsl' the grain, and Tirana it ready Tor mm krr. Rons easily, is constructed durably, ii Ijni-ht beautifully, is the mot economical, least ex; ei uiont Matifu.t-t3ry ttmrhine in tH-market.

Will handle v.ct jrraln a veil drr. Has noequalin threhiii-r fii'x snrt timothy, thro li-iiK? aud cleaninir both ad well t.di.s:rly S3 wheat, and require iiaa-e except the ficves. Ihtt vmre square ef of o.xirtt tn.it cirnrtiny "r-face than any other mtrhine iarf. atrt ro, orrloa led. Is b--tu over- er.d Onr t'MlVKIt Ill hi lMJ ATT.tl It.ifi.NT new nnd rem d'-lra V.

the tcork rapidly cm tall. IllO 'various sizes fitted fm glamor IIiraPoieer. RH dttjiret The Elvrarfl, Xlie I'ttts, and Tbe omilinry Ilorse-I'owith, as ma.lo by us, are not surpassed by any in the market. IFESOTA OIANT ENGINE Fc-r Bliaw, wood, or coal fuel hrj a eyUndriraX aixi tc.iaoaacal r. twi.

im cynnuer mvxii Kos. 14 and 12, havinir fire-box return flue irnr; iuo o. lu lor woon nr cosi inei; tue for s-trnw, wood, nr coel fueL AU these Entrinea and Tracrion Attarhnients can be furniehed wit a any or tnein oet-imi. PHce-List and Cirevlars, address SEYMOUR. ABIN CO.

Stillwater, Minn EARS for the MILLION FoolChoo's Balsam of Shark's Oil Positively Restores the Hearing-. and is the only 1. i- 1 This Oil is abstracted from a pecuiiar species of small white shark, caught in the Yellow Sea known as Carcharodon Rodelletii. Every Chinese firsherman knows it. Its virtues as a re storative of hearing were discovered by ft Bud-dist Priest about tne ysar Hits.

Its cures were so numerous, and niany so seemingly miraculous, that the remedy was officially proclaimed over the entire empire. Its use became so uni versal that for over years no deafness has existed among the Chinese ieople. Sent charg es prepaid to any auaress at $1 per uotue. Only imported by HAYLOCK Sole Agents for America. 7 Dey st.

N. T. Its virtues arc unquestionable and its curative cearacter absolute, as the writer can personally testify both trom experience and observation. Among the many reade- of the Reylew in one purt anu 3110111 or 01 tne country it is proba-. Ml that numbers arc a IK ic ted with deafness.

and to such it mav be said, Write at once to Ilaylock 7 iey street, New York, inclo sing i.ou. ana you will receive in return a remedy -that wiil make yon hear like anybody else, and whose curative effects will be permanent. Youwill never regret doing so, Editor of Mer cantile xveview. SELLING OUT AT COST! I have concluded to eiose out siy entire stock of GOLD AND SILVER WATCHES JEWELRY, SILVERPL.ATED WAKE and REVOLVERS, at WHOLESALE PRICES. An opportunity the people of this vicinity have goods Lbonght for a retail trade) at -Wholesale Prices.

I WARRANT EVEAYTHI3G AS UEPRESEN- TEI. Yon can have the goods toted, and if not as sold ror, 1 wilt pay back your money; and as it will take some time to close out, you will have ample time to test the goods. A Good Striking 80-hour Clock, 3H inches high, and lncti mat, ror Sold heretofore for $3 25. EiiM-flay Mil 20 to 22 inches high, for 4-inch Lever Clock, Nickel, for (1 25. sold for 62 .00 before.

Other clocks fori.5o ft 83.00 that have sold for 00toj5.00. Roprers Bro's. Silver-Plated Spoons, oiks, Dinner Castors, Cake Bas-kets, Ice Cream Pitchers, Stamped and Warranted Bros'. Triple-plated, and all at ACTUAL COST' ELrin tiennine G. Wheeler, in 3-oz.

CiKn or Hunting WI ver Cases. 1 Elgin, II. H. Taj lor. ttem Wind.

Quick '1 rain, run Jeweliil adjusted movement, exact net rohlfS9le Key wind chtvper till fVT.OO Waltham. Wm. Eilrry. tein wind Quick Train in 3-01 srold silver caste fr. 15.09 New Nameless Vatch in i-nz.

open or hunt ing cres. key winil excellent time teener H.O0 Good Nickel rSteni-wind Watch er for from $5.00 to $7.00, worth $7.50 to 20.00 retail. In short, fvervtbius for at cosL Come while you have good assortment to choose from. W. EBNESTl I i O-y 3 era A GRAND COMBINATION of BLOCS BRAIN NEEVE FOOD.

MALT BITTKRS derive their wonderful Life Sustaining rmalities from MALT' their quieting and sleep promoting influence from HOPS, their grand tonic and tevee expelling powers to CAL-VSIA, and their blood nourishiug principles from IRON, which are four of the greatest blood producers and life-creating elements evor united in one medicine For del icate females, nurs ing mothers and sickly children Malt Bitters are supreme. Sold Everywhere. MALT BITTERS CO, Boston Mass. CATARRH Cured bt AERIAN SYSTEM. Plainly treat ed.

A Practical Treatise mailed free. Address CATARRH INSTITUTE, Drawer iiffl. Daven port, Iowa. 173-3m The Old Reliable HANNIBAL ST. JOE R.

R. The Pioneer Route between Missouri and Mississippi Ri ver. In Spite ol Opposition Still th.o Favorite I With the travelling public who appreciate the many auvanbif-ca it, acorcta lor tne coiniort and pleasure of its patrons, SMOOTH STEEL RAIL TRACK, Elegant Day Coaches, Reclining Seat (joacnes and Pullman sleepers. THE 02TLY LINE Running Through Day Coaches, Reclining Seat cars and Pullman sleepers to Day Coaches and Pullman Sleepers to Through Day Coaches in And is Proverbially ASjWATS OH TSSffl The public don't forget this. F.

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