The Lane Journal from Lane, Kansas • 1

INDEPENDENT IN EVERYTHING LANE, FKANKLIN COUNTY, KANSAS, FRIDAY, JUNE 15, 1917. VOLUME IV NUMBER 33. KOD AK SUPFMES Of all kinds always on Hand. We also have Film Finishing done; try us with your next batch, If you want a good Kodak come and see us. out new MEETS aimdl EdETSTS The Kaiser's Dream.

The following poem which is going the rounds of the newspaper, was writ HDiress sum WawrEs SfinnxB Postoff ice Stationery Store, Lane; Kan Come in and see them. ten at the front in France by William McLachlan, who is serving with one of the Scotch Highlander regiments. There's a story now current, tho' strange it may seem, Of the Great Kaiser Bill and his wonderful dream. Being tired of the allies he lay down in bed, And amongst other things he dreamt he was dead, And in a fine coffin was lying in state. With a guard of brave Belgians who lamented his fate.

KTIEWIHKDIUSIE The Bedoin, magazine published by the Parker Manufacturing C04 contains a picture of the new rifle training machine just invented by C. Morris formerly of this city. The new machine has been examined byGovern-ment experts and has been reported favorably to the U. S. War Department.

The Picture Show at the Opera House Saturday evening showed the best pictures that have been shown, in our opinion, since they started up. Mr. Needham informs us that he is purchasing his films of another company and expects his pictures in the future to be as good as the ones Saturday night. The Grange canner is here and He wasn't long dead until till he found is installed at the home of Mrs. H.

B. Adkinson, who will have it in charge. It has been ar to his cost, That his soul, like his soldiers, had ranged that anyone having fruit surely been lost. or vegetables to can may call On leaving the earth to heaven he went straight, A card from I. Lis ton of I Elmwood, was received! the first of the week asking us to change his address to Greeley, The weather since our last issue has been fine and dandy for growing crops and the farmers have been making the most of it And arriving up there cave a knock Mrs.

Adkinson on the phone and tell her when they are planning to bring the material to her. so at the gate. But St. Peter looked out and in a voice Colo where he and Mrs. Lioton, that she may have the fire going.

loud and clear Prof. Rennoldsand wife, of Dun- by getting their corn.plovved over Each individual will prepare her Said; "Begone, Kaiser Bill, we don't own fruit or vegetables and fur lap, were going to spend six and leaned. Wheat ana oats weeks, driving through in their are reported to be fine and dandy want you in here." said tne Kaiser, "tnars very nish the cans, which may be Dr. Listen and family will one "wo -excepnonB. xne car.

uncivil, either tin or glass Mrs. Ad I suppose after that I must go to the accompany tnem ior a kinson will see that each article years for a bumper devil?" the best in crop. is cooked the proper length of So he turned on his heel and off did he time and properly sealed, at a go cost to the individual of two At the top of his speed to the regions below. weeks stay. The party will take in the sights of that vicinity, with the exception of Prof.

Ren-nolds, who goes there to attend summer school The Ball team went over to Rantoul last Sunday for a game cents per can, regardless of the And when he sot there he was filled size of the cans. Anyone wish Sand and cement was hauled out Wednesday for the plastering of the new residence of Mr, and Mrs, A. Pratt on the farm south of town. Obituary. Nathan White was born Sept.

26, 1847, in Hamilton county, Indiana, and came to Kansas in 1859 with his parents at the early age of 12 years, who located in Pottawatomie township residing here until his enlistment in Co. L. 16th Kas. 'Volunteer Cavalry July 19, 1864, to serve 3 years or during the war He served until being mustered out on Dec. 6, 1865.

After returning from the war he located on a pre-empted claim in Osage county, near Lyndon. He was married to Miss Amanda Mills on March 22, 1871. To them were born three children Elizabeth, Thomas J. and Lena. He removed frdin Osage county back to this couyxesiding here until his death: He was raised a Quaker but united with the United Brethern Church at 24, and again united himself with the Christian Church living in that membership until death.

He took sick on Nov. 22, 1916, and his illness taking the serious form on April 13, 1917, from which time he was confined to the bed until the end June 13. His illness he borne with much fortitude and was resigned to his end. His wife, with Elizabeth Mc-Nutt, Lane, Thomas J. White, Manning, and with dismay, ing to have Mrs.

Adkinson pre When waiting outside, he heard Old pare the material for canning friust make special arrangements Nick say 5 To his imps: "Now, look here boys, give you a warning, 7 with her. It is desirable that wherever possible neighbors co "I'm expecting the Kaiser down here in the morning, with the team. of that place and easily defeated them. The home Miss Blanche Stephenson, of bunch went to bat in the first in- Kansas City arrived last Satur-ning and scored 11 rvins on clean day for a visit with her cousin, hits. The final score was 18 to 8 Miss Eldorada Freed, and Rev.

in favor of Lane. and Mrs. A. S. Freed.

operate and arrange to send as "But don't let him in, for to me its quite clear, many cans as possible at one time in order to save fuel, since the capacity of the canner is 'He's a dangerous man and we don't want him here. "If he once gets in there'll be no end of sixty No. 3 size, or ninety No. 2 quarrels. a.

"Jn fact, I'm afraid he.ll corrupt our good morals." E. F. Abbott, J. A. Rowland, Vice-Pres.

and Cashier, Eva O. Baker, Asst. Cashier. Roy Hendrix, Asst. Cashier.

Satan, my dear friend," the Kaiser then cried, "Excuse me for listening while wait ing outside. If you don't admit me, where can I GITIZ go?" "Indeed," said the devil, "I really don't know." Said the Kaiser, quite anxious to enter size, and the same fuel is required for ten as for ninety. Much interest has been manifest-ed in the proposed canning club, and it is the hope of the committee that this community will make a great effort to do its full share toward carrying the burden which present conditions have placed upon the food producers of this country. Do not stop with what you can use. Remember that there is not food enough to go around and that some one will need all you do not use-and save everything that can be saved, regardless of your own needs, in order that we may not be responsible.

for any waste. Nick's fold, Incorporated 1895. CAPITAL $10,006.00 SURPLUS AND PROFITS 6.000.00 Our Deposits are Guaranteed. "Let me sit in a corner, no matter how Lena Gingrich, Derby, still survive him. The funeral services will be held Friday 2 O'clock p.

m. at vLane M. E. Church. "No," said the devil, "most certainly not.

"We don't admit people for riches or Plf; "Here are sulpher and matches, make a hell for yourself." Then he kicked Wilhelm out and vanished in smoke. And just at that moment, the Kaiser Card of Thanks. To the friends and relatives the wife and family extend their heartfelt thanks for their faithful and kind service in this, our hour of bereavement. Mrs. Nathan White Mrs.

Elizabeth McNutt Thomas J. White Mrs. Lena Gingrich. awoke. He jumped out of bed in a shivering sweat, And said: "Well, that dream I shall CONDENSED STATEMENT OF Btmm MMU Eke, Kansas At the Close of Business June 6, 1917.

RESOURCES. Loans and 29 Real Estate and 2.400 00 Bonds and Warrants Guarantee Fund with State Treas. 500 00 Cash and Sight 14.667 04 33 LIABILITIES. 7 I Capital 10,000 00 Surplus and 7.565 00 Deposits. 1.

103,632 33 Bills 2 -Total 33 C. N. Averill left last Tuesday evening for Prairie Center to attend the yearly meeting of the Friends but on arrived at Olathe missed connection and went on to Kansas City for a visit with his daughter, returning home Sunday noon Keep right with the printer, never forget. "That I won't go to heaven I know very well. But it's really too bad to be kicked out of hell," The Ladies Aid were quilting a quilt at Mrs.

P. Weber's 5 A. H. Chambers was a visitor at Osawatomie last Friday morning, MOVING PICTURE SHOW Mrs- Thos. hnson and two grandchildren ere visitors at Garnett Tuesday afternoon.

at the OPERA HOUSE, LANE, KANSAS FARM LOANS A J5PECIALTY. 4 PERCENT INTEREST PAID ON TIME SATURDAY TTj KSftla EVENING QMO, Mrs. Roy Bump and daughter, Creta went up to Redel Tuesday afternoon for a visit with her sister, Mrs. Ruth Day and family- YOUR BUSINESS RESPECTFULLY 4 Reels vHish Pictures DIRECTORS: E. F.

Abbott, J. A. Rowland ri Eva O. Baker, Hattic Baker and IC J. Hylton.

Harold Palmer was up from Osawatomie Tuesday afternoon visiting with his father. 1 0 Cents ADMISSION, One and All Bi iaBfgaiiiiiri lnaFBafTWiiJ.