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THE PITTSBURG PENNY POST Pi -05 shed daily (excepting Monday). Calling Talk, "Why, is it really you "Looks like me, doesn't it?" "So glad to see you." "Thanks." Church Directory- CHRISTIAN CHURCH Communion and devotional services every Sabbath at 11 a. m. Sunday school at 9.45 a. R.

E. Carlton, Superln endent. Y. P. C.

E. 7 p. every Sabbath, Orlen Taylor, President. When We Go Off and Die. The road is rough and rocky, The road that leads to fame, And the way is strewn with skeletons Of those who have gone lame And have fallen by the wayside.

The world will pass you by, Nor pause to read your manuscript Till you gooff and die. W. H. HENNEY. EDITOR'.

"I haven't seen you for an age, 4 Where have you kept yourself?" rrayer meeting unruy cvcuiuj a o'clock. whv, don't know. I've been awfully SURE 8IGX. busy for one thing, but I've been intend The Methodist church bunding a Your friends of course will print your stuff, And tell you it is good, METHODIST. -Service at 11 a.

and at8 p. nn every Sab batA. R. parks. Pastor.

Epworlh Leagns meets Tuesday at 7:15 m. nonraa UJdflpv ing to come and see you lor ever so Forsythe, the only church edifice long." Taney county, was recently destroy ed by hre. supposed to be the work oi "Well, I'm awfully glad to see you now Do take off your wrap and stay a long incendiaries. They dont want churches Atd when you sign "More Anon," They'll say, "I wish you would." They just about appreciate, And vet I know not why They all forget you want to eat Till you go off and die. in Taney county.

Uirard Herald. time, do. "No, I can't; I' can't, really. I've se We'll bet our old hat (the only relic left since our election bets have been out to make half dozen this afternoon. I can't stay but a few minutes." paid) that Taney county gave a big You'll find no shoulders here below Democratic Majority at the late elec tion.

Junior League meets Sunday at 3 p. Emma Ramsey. President. Sunday School at 9:30 a. D.

Ramsey, Superintendent. Class meeting at noon every Sab' ath, K. Bell, senior class leader. Epwortn League also meets Tuesdays at 8 Prayer meeting Thurnday evening at 8 lock. FIRST PRESBYTERIAN William J.

A. Wenn, Pastor. Wm. McClme, Supt, Sundr School. Y.

S. C. meets Sunday at 5 30 p. Charles Husband. Presiuent.

1 Ladies Aid Society, Mrs. Geo. Warren. President, Ladies Missionary Society, Mrs. W.

Cone: President. Junior Y. P. B. C.

E. meets Monday at 4:30 p. Mrs. Minnie Coulter, superintendent. To help you bear your cross; You'll have to eat your mutton plain, Without your caper sauce: "And you haven't been to see me for so long! I think you ought to stay at least three hours." And when you read down to dessert HOT MUCH, iou'11 find a dearth of pie.

"Oh, mercy! I couldn't think of it. One precinct in Johnson county, Wyoming, elected Mrs. Anma Sealy justice And you'll never know what pudding is But I will just throw back my wrap." Till you go oil and die. "Do, or you won't feel it when you go of the peace. This is the first woman ever elected to that office in the United out.

"Lovely weather, isn.t it?" But there's a consolation States. Girard Herald. In the thought that when we, re dead, Lovely!" Miss Lizzie Long of Washington, 111., lr we have written something good "Hayen't we had a beautiful autumn?" was elected Justice of the Peace in 1881, Our efforts will be read, "Beautiful!" And friends will plant for-get-me-nots, UNITED BRETHREN. Services every sabbath at 11 a. m.

and 8 over J. W. Patten, candidate of a union caucus, but she did not qualify. Her "How. late the leaves stayed on the And come and sit pud sigh.

"in canyon nuiiaing, on nunu tmv oi And irrigate our graves with tears "-vw name was used as a joke, also as a repri I'hird street, Between aim ana iiocusi sireeis. "Didn't they, though?" -'Y L. Wimmer, pastor. When we go off and die. Creede (Colo.) Chronicle.

at 9.30 a. E. Long Sabbath Bcho l. mand; and she considered only the joke end of the reprimand and refused to it seems to me I never saw them Superintendent, Wednesday evening at Prayer mee so beautiful as this fall, did you?" All By Himself, It all happened in one of the ocean's qualify. May be Mrs.

Anna Sealy will not qualify, either, for the same reason. "N6, 1 don't believe I evei Young People's meeting xueoaay ai 8 p. "1 think autumn is the loveliest sea- sou xf the year anyhow." caves, where the starfishes love to linger and seaweeds cling affectionately to the insensible rocks. "So do I. But the springtime lovely BAPTIST CHURCH.

held in Y. C. A. hall each alter too-" An oyster rushed wildly into the home nate Sunday, at 11 h. m.

and 8 p. ni. Rev. a. B.

Lewis, pastor. Sunday school at 9:45 a. m. "Yes, it is." his industry and frugality had provided. R.C.Mills, hnperlntenont.

"And I really enjoy the long winter Bapilst Young People's unt on every sun- He was very much agitated. iay at 7 p. Jeunette Steele, President, evenings. Hier wite, arrested in her household duties, turned pale. "They are lovely." "But then the days.

are so short in UNITED PRESBYTERIAN. Servlc 11 a. m. and 8 p. m.

SHbbath School at 9:45 a in Thos, Stewart, He Corrected Himself, He was god fellow, but the gram-marity of his language pained his educated wife severely, and she was con-tantlyj correcting him. A few days ago she told him of the departure of a friend. "Yts," he said, "I knew he was going but I did not know he had gone. She locked up at him and he thought he had slipped again. "Excuse me," hepoligized hurriedly.

"I knowed he was going, but I didn't know he had went." Then it was she broke down and wept. Detroit Free Press. "Oyster alive!" she exclaimed, "What the winter." hashappened?" Superintendent. "Yes, that's true and what, you're "My darling," he impressively exclaim not going?" L-nrisimn (union uicciihk ui J. T.

steport, President. Corner Fifth nd Pine streets. J. H. Gibson, Pastor.

ed, She sank into a seat with a low moan. A terrible fear gnawed at her breast. "Oh, I must." "Why, you've hardly got here yet." "Oh, I've made a long, long call." "A long call! do you call ST. PETER'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH. Rei vices ever Sunday morning at 11 o'clock "Are you called into the upper Her voice died on her lips.

She read! and edhesday evening at 7:30 o'clock, Hud son Sawyer, rector. in his face that her worst fears were con Sunday scnooi uuason firmed. I I yer, i-up liaaies. uuna meeis every rnuay eveniug. i a short call then Do sit down." "Oh, I must go." I "Really?" "Yes, truly." "I hate to have Mia b.

A. Sawer. Pres i "Merciful heavens!" Burying her face in her hands, she wept copiously. Hastily gathering together a change of under-' I Daughters of the King, monthly meeting Friday evening at 3 o'clock, Mrs. F.

baw-yeri President. Y. M. C.A. Meii meeting every Sunday 4 p.

excepting thP first Sunday In eich month, which is a union meeting, F. Wright President, Bible and -training class each Monday at 4:80 p. GERMAN EVANGELItJAL LUTHERAN. clothing, the oyster stood by the door and cast about him one last glance at the beloved placed he would see no more. "But I must." "It's to bad; just when I'm enjoying yourjcall to much and when I'm so glad to see thanks; I'll; stay.

time." YhY' Y'YYY''-Y- "Yes, you must." "I Will." 'v. And after the ten minutes of "goodbys' the interesting and profitable call comes to and end. -Detroit Free Press. "My life," she cried, "I will go with you." Church, i All for Want of a comma, i A young society man recently "made the acquaintance of a young lady who rejoiced in the me of Mary Fortune. After a short courtship her proposed marriage and was aocepted.

Before giving her the engagement ring he handed her a few of his verses and requested her to read them in his presence. The young lady, after reading the first line, became very indignant' and threw the effusion at her lover's head. Much surprised at such conduct the young man demanded an explanation. He wbs hown a line which ran as follows: Mary Fortune is but a painted sprite. The unfortunate ommission of the comma after the first word caused the outbreak.

The lady would not hear the poor fellow's explanation and told him that she would only "be a sister" to him. Buffalo News. He shook his head. 'No," he groaned, "I must go alone, am wanted at a church sociable." Dashing a tear from his eye, he kissed O. Kloeckner, Pastor, Missocki Synod.

No services1 at pastor, having receuWy died. Sunday school evfry Sunday lorenoon. her cheek and was gone. Detroit Tribune. CHt'KrrroF GOD.

Elder W. T. Turpin. Pastor. In the.

Hear JPnture Mr. Gotham Did your ship break, the record this time? Sea Captain No, we met with too GERMAN METHOHISt. Services every Habbaiii at usual hour, Rev. H. Paustlan.

Pastor. r'" Anybody who admires fancy work, the: ruit of the sewing, machine, missed a Prayer meeting, Thursday Sunday iscMool at lOoVoek a. iu. great sight if they did not see the speci many interruptions. 'r H.r;'r;"Y,;-v 'f-V.

mens on exhibition at Birchfield's music CONGREGATIONAL. Services every Sabbath at 11 a. ra. and 8 store, last evening. They were well m.v.

y. juarttn." worth a ticket of admission, but admis "No, only barks' and schooners and things. We lost speed every time hit one." New York Weekly. Sabbath school at 9:45 a V. Martin, The Prohibition club will meet in the Y.

M. C. A. hall to-morrow evening. sion was free.

A musical was also given. Superintendent. Prayer meeting evening at 8 p. m..