The Daily Leader from Wichita, Kansas • 3

WEATKER--OR NOT. cs.iriLPm3,CFL!aEiS$., 50; Clinton, 50; Little Bed, 49 Big Cypress and Lake, 44 Big Black, 85 Dauchitte. 83. Total number of rivers, Table Manners. Clara Francis.

It is not how the custom, as it used to AMERICAN "PUSH." MII I Don't Get Klch, Mr Son Will," Said tb Little; man. From the New Tork Tribune. The gates had just been thrown open at the railroad station on Manhattan Beach, and a large crowd was struggling to make its way past the gatekeepers, who refused to let a single ticket go by nnpunched. A dozen men and women had already squeezed through the gates and were bustling rapidly toward the cars, though there was no apparent ob- J'ect to be attained by haste, when a fat ittle man with a yellow valise shuffled through the gateway, and, seeing a few passengers in front of him, bolted at full speed toward the cars, not even pausing when he had put every one else behind The Luxury of Living in Paris. I live in a garret, but I live as I please.

Eight dollars per week pays all expenses rent, fuel, food, wine, washing, car tickets and the theater. I can here go out with a basket on my arm, buy my dinner, bring it home and eat it, I can go out in a pair of old slippers and an old coat This is luxury. Home dinners are bought at the oookshop around the comer cold meats of many sorts, vegetables and many kinds of salads, cooked turkey, chicken, goose, duck, beef, veal and pork, or hot fried fish and potatoes. Fifteen minutes and fifty cents will put half a dozen dishet and relishes on my table, including a bottle of wine. The etiquette of the house allows me to ask Mademoiselle Celestine to dine with me.

She sews for a living twelve hours out of twenty-four. Lives in a bit of a room, without fire from year's end to we admire the philosophy of the unfortunate man, who, when everyttuiiif Had been swept away, mid, Well, there'll bo weather snrltnxes left, at any rate." Alual weather is the "yellow dog'i of all subjects; everyone thinks 1( his special rlglit to try to better me weuiner, ana hurls his aualheraus against Old Probabilities," and all who endeavor to assist hlrn in regulating the weather. The following communication is from Prof.Tlce, of Bt. Louis, Uie renowned meteorologist and weather prophet of the West. It does not discuss the weuthur but something surely of more importance to those who suffer with that painful maludy he speaks of: "The day after concluding my lectures at Burlington, 1 I Iowa, on the 21tof Tecemberlftst i was seized with a sudden attack of neuralgia the chest, trivintr ma eierueiatine nil and almost Drevent- Imr brenthinir.

Mr- tnilse. usually 80. fell to 25: intense nausea of the stomach succeeded, and a cold, clammy sweat covered my entire Douy. The attandinir nhvainlitn could do nothlne to re lieve me. After suffeiing for three hours.

I thought as I had been using Bt. Jacobs Oil with 5ood effect for rheumatic pains I would try it saturated a piece of flannel, large enough to cover my cnest, witn tne uu, ana appiieaiu i ne relief was almost instantaneous. In one hour I was entirely free from patn. and would have taken the train to fill an appointment that night In a neighboring town had my friends not dissuaded me. As It was, I took the nighttraln for my home, in Bt.

Louis, and have not been troubled since. $66 WMk In jour own town. Trm and on til. irt. Afiureu a.

hautt uu.t rvraanu, $72 A WKKK. fit a day at home easUj made. Oojt!) outnt free. Aaaraee mui GUNS Berolven. Csulofot free, add me.

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No. 43 WHEN WRITIiVU TO ADVERTISERS, please say you saw the advertisement In this) puiier. iEiuforaeif ansf ree mended ssdi. I cat profemtion, fori Itympepmia, sVenet-ssI I IUnbUity, tmale Him-ease, Want rital-Uti. Aervow iVosntrsi- If ion, svnsf ClonHaIel to snoh an extent that tn I.hnr uaTMwl1n.llma.

rt aTsow, astor jnrmtan unnrcn. xroy. u. JELLY "faMM.Nn,... VasaUne such aa For the PomadaVualliMt Tewline Cd Cream, Vaseline Camphor lot, Vsjolin.8 Tiiilet Soaps, are av verier aay alaaUaresaxs, TASELLNS C0XFECTI0S3L An Agreeable form eftals-is? Vaseline A TnT Treatment ofl womros.

buens. cms, cimBiAiirs. and Diphtheria, etc of all our goods, ft IP mm 9 II ae-USi II 1 3 Jfi i 1 1 JSS 83; total number of miles of navigation at present, 15,710, Affidavits' Are Not Lobsters." Gen. James vGrant WilBon furnishes the Cape Ann Advertiser with the following pleasant gossip about old Admiral Coffin one of the Coffins, by the way and the great variety about Cape Cod of lobsters weighing exactly ninety pounds. Sir Isaac 'Coffin, a British Admiral and a member of the family which held a famous reunion at Nantucket, August 16, was born at Boston, and when a child lived for some years on Cape Cod.

Sir Isaac came to this country soon after the war of 1812, and during the voyage he stated to the officers of his flag-ship that when they reached Cape Cod he would show them lobsters that weighed ninety pounds I The rules of a quarter dock do not permit you to flatly contradict an Admiral, but still some doubt and dis trust was visible on the countenances of the Captain and Lieutenants who stood around. "Well," said Sir Isaac, "if you doubt it, I will make you a wager that when we reach Cape Cod I will produce a lobster that weighs ninety pounds." The wager was made under tne gracious permission or trie Admiral, ind when they arrived there Sir Isaac scoured the Cape, but he could not find nny lob-ster that weicnea ninety pounds, he said Well, they don't happen to be here just now, but I will obtain the affidavits of the old fishermen to prove that there are such lobsters." And he produced a pile of affidavits, Bhowing that when there were fishermen in early times lobsters that weighed ninety pounds were as common as huckleberries on the Cape. Then it was left to an umpire to decide, which had lost and which had won, and by him so concise a judgment was given that if now living it would entitle him to the vacant Judgeship! in the Massachusetts Supreme Court, if all his decisions were equally good. His decisions was that affidavits are not lobsters." The distinguished member of the Cof fin family, writing to his mend Commo dore Isaac Hull, in 1816, says "Many thanks for your kind exertions; send the ninety pound lobster when you can, My reputation will be saved, although my money is cone, and in another let ter now lying before me the Admiral remarks The lobster you committed to Capt. Tracy arrived in good condition, and is considered a marvelous one here, Still my friend Sir Joseph Banks longs for one of ninety pounds." Whether Hull succeeded in saving Sir Isaac's reputation by sending him a ninety-pound lobster I very much regret I am unable to state, but a venerable Gloucester fisherman whom the, writer consulted on the subject said There ain't been nosich lobsters seen on Cape Ann durin' the lust sixty years, an' I don't believe any sich were ever caught on Cape Cod." It would be supposed froin its popularity that only one subRtonce is now known to the world for the relief of rheumatism, and that Is St, Jacobs Oil.St.LouisQlo.) Dimpatch.

A Prodigious Worker. In general terms it has often been repeated that President Garfield was what Queen Elizabeth called Sir Walter Raleigh, "a prodigious worker." One might add he was a worker of prodigies. Yet I doubt if one person of a thousand has any adequate idea of the hardships of study, privation and trial whichJPres-ident Garfield was subjected to, especially in the later years of his li(e. As he grew stronger, after he had reached the maturity of his wonderful intellectual power and greatness, he came to be in demand everywhere as a political speak er, and he bent every energy of mind and body to meet the increased demand for his services. He never spoke but upon full preparation, and so when he entered the campaign, yea? after year, he was almost exhausted physically by the protracted vigils and meditations over his books, to which, more than any man since Clay and Webster, he was addicted.

His physique was matchless in form and fiber his nerves, though very fine, had the strength of steel, and he could, therefore, stand enough to kill a hundred ordinary men. He drew largely, lavishly, on this immense store of vital and nerve force, as if he had never thought of there being any limit to its endurance. He had labored long, patiently, earnestly, in comparative obscurity, and, if I must say so, I happen to knaw he felt it keenly. Once, sitting in the office of the Gibson House in Cincinnati, after he had glanced warily and with a pardonable air of disappointment at the Cincinnati dailies, he asked sadly "Why do the editors here treat me so unkindly I replied at once, "Because, General, they have great men of their own. Hoadley, Pendleton, Young, Matthews, Cox, and so on for a quantity.

You live out in the country, away upon the Reserve. But your time will come by and by, when they' will vie with each other in the attempt to praise and flatter you." He smiled sadly, but said nothing. I rather thought that he believed what I said, but I was never sure of it That was less than two years ago. Cor. Chicago Tribune, Made to Order.

In my kitchen there is a table which I cordially recommend to every housekeeper. It is a perfect treasure. It is three feet six inches long, twenty-six inches wide and thirty inchest high. The legs are large and heavy, with large castors in them; around the top is a moulding an inch high. When the dishes are ready to wash this table is rolled beside the dining-table and the dishes washed on it.

When we are at meals it serves, with a nice cloth over it, as a side-table When we wish to move the dishes from the kitchen to the dining-room, or vice versa, we roll them on this table. When we ore cooking at the stove, this table is rolled close to the stove and serves to hold whatever we wish to put on it. Its cost could not exceed tnree dollars, but it is worth the interest on the investment every day in the year. It is such a saver of steps, such a convenience, that I sometimes wonder how I kept house before I had it. Every house-keeper should have one of these tables if they value comfort Whe5 others are suffering, drop a word of kindness and sympathy.

If they are suffering from Cold, give them Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup; a few doses of this valuable remedy will afford instant relief, and a twenty-five oent bottle will core the worst Cengh, to, to wait until every one is helped; haste or impatience are out of place, but it is proper to eat whenever the food is placed before one. One is not expected to ask twice for soup, fiBh, or salad, and is seldom helped a second time to dessert. Preference for white or dark meat, rare or well done, should be expressed without hesitation, and all food accepted or declined promptly, and in courteous terms. Weil-bred people never handle the glass, silver or china unnecessarily, or the food; they never make bread-pills or drink or speak with food in their mouths, or leave the table while eating, or complain of the dinner.

When the ohild is strong enough to manage a fork, give him one instead of a apoon, and when the dignity of a knife is arrived at, teach him to use it, 'and also, when done with the knife and fork, to lay them in close parallel across the plate, the handles to the right Teach him to use a spoon properly, to lay it in his saucer while he drinks his tea noiselessly (holding the cup by the handle) to leave it in the saucer if the cup is to be refilled, and to place it in the empty cup when done. Young people should not be allowed to flourish their bread in the air while spreading it with butter, it is to be laid on the plate; neither should they sop up gravy or soup with bits of bread, or scrape their plates clean or tilt their soup plates order to drain tnem ciry, or take the meat or bones with their fintrers. The mouth should be carefully wined before drinkinc and the class' or goblet lifted without putting the fingers over the brim. Table manners forbid all unnecessary clattering of knives and forks. Salt is taken on the knife, which is tapped on the forefinger of tne left hand instead of on the fork.

The hand is the proper medium for removing grape skins and fruit pits from the mouth to the plate, and the napkin should hide all use of the toothpick. Vegetables are generally eaten with a fork or spoon. Asparagus may be taken in the fingers; water-cresses, celery, radishes ana olives are always so eaten. Cheese is generally taken with a fork. Economical housewives cover the table with a square of baize, canton flannel, or cloth of some kind, over which the linen one is spread; this improves the appearance very much, keeps the cloth from wearing at the edge of the table, and prevents noise.

However, one may economize in household labor, good taste and much painstaking should govern the appointments of the table and dining-room. An attractive table is a good appetizer and has somethlng.to do with good behavior. Human nature is easily affected by the atmosphere with which it is surrounded; children cannot be expected to behave well in an hour giyen over to disorder, fretfulness and flurry. Table manners for the housekeeper begin in seeing that her table is neat and attractive, and cal culated to inspire cheerfulness; from it she should banish as iar as possible all vexations, cares and worries. Be Wive and Happy.

XI you will stop all your extravagant and wrong notions in doctoring yourself and families with expensive doctors or humbug cure-alls, that do harm always, and use only nature's simple remedies for all your ailments you will ue lsu, weu mm nappy, ana save great expense. The greatest remedy for this, the (treat. wise and good will tell you, is Hop Bitters rely uu u. oee auuiuBr comum. rress.

Having a Competency. I have a neighbor who is always so busy thvt he has no time to laugh the whole business of his life is to get money, more money that he may still get more. He is still drudging, saying that Solomon says ihe diligent hand maketh rich. And it is true, indeed, but he considers not that it is in the power of riches to make a man happy, for it was wisely said by a man of creat observation "That there be as many miseries beyond riches as on this side of them. And yet, Jleaven deliver us from pinching poverty and grant thatt having a competency, we may be con tent and thanklul.

Let us not repine, or bo much as think the gifts of God unequally dealt, if we see another abound in riches when, as God knows, the cares that are the keys that keep those riches hang often so heavily at the rich man's girdle that they clog him with weary days and restless even where others sleep quietly, We see but the outside of the rich man's happiness few consider him to be like the silk worm, that, when she seems to play, is at the same time spinning her own boweis ana consuming nerseii. Ana this many rich men do, loading them' selves with corroding cares to keep what they have already got Let us, there fore, be thanklul for health and compe tence, and, above ail, lor a quiet con science. Izaak Walton. The Ottawa (Kan.) Republican thus auotes: Mr. Harvey B.

F. of Deeds, have long beenconvinoed of the merits of St. Jacobs Oil, and use it my family for rheumatism successfully Harrying the Dead. An extraordinary marriage ceremony took place at Portsmouth, England, not a great while ago. A Miss Mamwanng, the daughter oi an army officer, was about to be married, and her trousseau had been prepared and all other arrange ments made but a few days before the time fixed for the wedding she sickened and died.

Nevertheless, it was deter mined to go through the marriage ceremony as far as possible before the inter ment Her body was, therefore, taken in the coffin to church, followed by her friends in wedding costume, the de ceased's wreath of orange blossoms be ins placed at the head of the coffin. Several clergymen officiated, and, alter reading the marriage service, that for funerals was proceeded with, at ter which the cortege proceeded to Ports mouth Cemetery, where the interment took place. An ex-Consul of Great Britain, says the Brooklyn Eagle, related that Mr. Charles Townsend, Sedulia, was cured of rheumatism of the worst kind by St. Jacobs Oil.

Indianapolis (Ind.) Sentinel. Mek are like type, They frequently make a poor impression, and are often locked up, and numbers of them eventually find their way to the "hell-box" RiU Mi. year end. Earns nlty cents 'per day. Has a cough and pan! in her side.

Gomes up the seven pair of stairs at 8 in the evening, carrying in one hand some charcoal, and in the other a few sticks of macaroni, out of which she develops her dinner. For her my table is a princely feast, and how she does relish her claret We aw commanded to feed the hungry, and I am doing it Who would not rather do so than endure the pains and punishments promised those who do not It pays to do good, virtue is its own reward. Celestine is hid eous only on Sunday, when she wears her bonnet That is a simple extinguisher of her good looks. Celestine will in a few years die of consumption. and her bones help fill up the catacombs and add their mite to the subterranean sepulchral curiosities of Paris.

Hard work, poor tare and a room permanently without fire will kill her. On Sunday she scrubs her den. Its furniture can be carted off in a wheel-barrow. Pren tice Mulord, in San Francisco Chron tele. Mr.

E. PubcelTj, No. 11 Ann street, New York, used St. Jacobs Oil for rheumatism with entire relief writes a New York journal. Richmond (7a.) Christian Advocate, What Becomes of Dead Birds I How strange it is that, considering the millions of birds born every year, dead ones are so seldom seen.

To eaoh little songster in turn comes the tradecry sickness, decay and death yet, even in the woods, it is rare to nnu a dead bird. Who buries thorn One can find it in one's heart to believe in the pathetic robbins of olden story, and turn up the leaves to see if, perchance, some stray feather may not betray the hidden mausoleum. It is odious to think that they have become the prey of others of their species, or of enemies prowling in wait for their hour of weakness. But nature manages her aft'airs so well that doubtless the oliscquies are conducted with order and regularity, and it we had but eyes to see them we should find relics of our songsters doing their part to fertilize and enrich the scene of their brief existence. That pain in tho back is a sure sien that you neeu to tatte a package or waney-wort.

The classical ancients had white walls on purpose for inscriptions in red chalk line our iianuuiiis oi wmcu tne gates of Pompen show instances. Flies and Mosquitoes. 16c box "Bough on Bats" keeps a house free from mes, bed-bugs, roaches, rats, mice, etc Da. Wikcheix'i Teething Byrup has never failed to give immediate relief when used in cases of Hummer (Jomplaiat. Uhoiera-imantum, or pains in the stomach.

Mothers, when your litue dorlmes are siraennc rrom these or Kin dred causes, do not hesitate to give it a trial. You will surely be pleased with the charming effect Be sure to buy Dr. Winchell's Teething Byrup. Bold by all druggists. Only 25 cents per bottle.

BM I Grave Bum Mills. Baltimore Md. Mebsbs. Kenned? Co. The Carboline is making young hair come on my bald head.

This is a fair sample of the certificates which are received daily at the omce. PntE Con LA-er Oil made from selected livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard New It is absolutely pure and sweet Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians have decided it su perior to any or the otner oils in market. Fob Headache. Constipation.

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The pad is death to hver ailments. Onli the genuine axle grease has the name of Frazer on every package, and wears longer than any other. Fob Rheumatism, Sprains and Bruises, use Dncle Sam's Nerve and Bone Liniment, sold by all druggists. HENKY'8 (JAKHOI.IC HALVE la th BEST SALVE for Cut, Bruises, Sorea, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Tetter, Ch ipped HuikIb, Chilblains, Corna, and all kinds of Skin Kruptiona, Freckles and Pimples. Get HENRY'S CARBOLIO SALVE, as all others arc counterfeits.

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MOTT'S LIVER PILLS are the best Oaartli Begulatpn. Free Mliueioar Journal Address F.Brebm.Erie.Pa TIT A fPflTTT'C uaiaiognsn-ei. Asanas, buikmi A 1 Wll ld imfriOMW.UhCi.J-ltubtrib.ra. VflllVf MCU If mo would learn Teleirapby rn IUUP.U rfif.ll four months, and be certain oi sit nation, addreas VALENTINE JanesTiUe, Wis. SSI Ha hurried along with an anxious expression of countenance, his portmanteau bumping against his legs, and at last dropped breathlessly into a seat in one of the numerous empty cars.

A reporter was standing by, and he thqught: "This man must surely have known that there were at least ten oars standing upon the track, every one of them vacant. What can have been the object of his haste?" The mystery was not elucidated by the almost equal precipitation of a half dozen others, both men and women, who followed hard upon the heels of the winner of the race. Anxious to know the cause of these people's agitation, the reporter seated himself beside the little man who had first attracted his attention, and inquired: Why, may I ask, were you and those other people running?" The man thrust his chin forward, and rubbed his temple with his knuckles, wrinkling his brow at the same time with a puzzled expression. "Because," the reporter continued, "you know there was a long train without a soul in it, and you could not have anticipated a lack of room." Why," said the man, brightening up, it wasn't for the room, but I always make it a point to get at the head of a crowd. Most people in the city do, you know, but it isn't often I get left.

Some of the people at the gate kept me back or I should have been out sooner, but I managed to get ahead of them after all. No, sir, it takes a good pressing man to beat yours truly." "You gain a good deal of satisfaction from being at the front, I suppose Of course; everybody does. If you have to do a thing do it up brown; that's my principle. I have a boy at home, and I tell him almost every night, I say, 'mind you don't let the people get aliead of And that boy hasn't missed being off the ferry boat first but once in three months, and that was because he fell down. He's a chip of the old block, that boy, and I'm proud of him." What if everybody tried to be first?" "Why, then, we'd give them a sharp tussle, I tell you.

It isn't everybody that can succeed in this world, but those of us that are fortunate have reason to be proud, I think." "Do you get rich faster for your push?" Well," said the man, ruefully, "if I don't, my boy will." At this point the engine whistled and the little man snatched up his portmanteau and gathered himself together for the rush. No sooner did the speed of the train slacken than he dived from his seat and leaped upon the platform. In a moment he had disappeared through the gate, struggling manfully to distance a gaunt competitor, who was, no doubt, compelled ultimately to yield to the su perior enterprise of the energetic little No Good Preaching'. No man can do a good job of work, preach a good sermon, try a lawsuit well, doctor a patient, or write a good article when he feels miserable and doll, with sluggish brain and unsteady nerves, and none should make the attempt in such a condition when it can be so easily and cheaply removed by a little Hop Bitters. See other column.

Albany Times. The business of selling lithographed sermons for lazy minister. was formerly confined to England and Scotland. Now, however, the New York Sun discovers that there is a house in Chicago engaged in supplying this very peculiar class of literature. For half a dollar a clergyman who is too indolent or too ignorant to prepare an original sermon can procure a very respectable-looking one, which, if placed on his pulpit and read to his congregation will lead them to believe it is his own composition and penmanship.

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