The Lawrence Weekly Journal from Lawrence, Kansas • 7

POETIC GEMS. THE WEEKLY JOURNAL. i Business College and Academy Notes. Mr. H.

B. Smith, of Osawatomle, Kansas 1 visited the institution yesterday and enrolled breai Septembe LAWRENCE, 15, 1887. A great many parts of the state were badly Beared before they were hurt. What a panicky set Kansans are anyway! A Sensible Man -AT wW-. GHBJQ.

XNME5 Would use Kemp's Balsam for the throat and lunes. It Is curing more cases ol coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup and Jill throat and lung troubles, than any other medicine. The proprietor has authorized Barber Bros, to refund your money if after taking three-fourths of a bottle, relief is not obtained. Trice 50c and 1. Trial size I -SPECIAL SrAT-Jli- I KTURALFRUT I DlggiYCI VjU FLAVORS 1 his son for a full business course.

Mr. J. H. Hilton, of Effingham, arrived yesterday with his family and will make Lawrence his borne. His children will receive the benefit thorough courses of study at the Business College and Academy.

Mr. G. H. Pearson, of Perry, is moving to the city and his sons and daughters will avail themselyes of the advantages tbe academy off ers. Miss Nellie Reece, of Alburqurque, New Mexico, is In the city and will enter school Monday morning.

It is gratifying to know that many young men and women who aspire to advanced standing in the University are ayailing them selves of the preparatory advantages the academic department provides. Classes in German and Spanish will be organized next week. The Short-hand and Type-writing de Kingman is the only place in Kansas that does not belieye in Toting bonds for public Improvements. The Population of Lawrence. Is about 15,000, and we should say at least one half are troubled with some affection ot i the throat and lungs, as those complaints are, according to statistics, more numerous than others.

We would advise all not to neglect the opportunity to call on us and ceta bottle of 'Kemp's Balsam for the MOST PERFECT MADE Used by Ihe United States Government. Endorsed by the heads of the Great Universities and Public Food Analysts as The StrongeetjPureet, and most Healthful. Dr. Price's the only Baking Powder that does not contain Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Dr.

Price's Extracts, Vanilla, Lemon, flavor deliriously. PEICE BAKING POWDER CO. How Could I Guess? A summer fancy that was all, No serious thoughts, no Cupid's thrall. For she was rich, a noted belle No danger there, I knew full welL And so one night I let oar boat Upon the waters idly float. And watched the moon playhide-andUaeeH And kiss her gently on the cheek.

She was so near, what comldl do But take her hand like lover true. And ask her if she'd be my wife, To brighten and to fill my life? I did not lore her, but was sure That she, with countenance demurcv Would say me nay. How could I guest That she would whisper softly "Yes -Lift. A Curiosity. I met a man the other day; Yet, after all, I scarce know whether He's human, for, wonderful! He said no word about the weather.

You'll not believe the tale I tell, You'll call my conscience tough as leather You don't believe the man is born Who doesn't talk about the weather. We walked a block or two, and when At last we parted, with a feather You could have knocked me down, for Had said no word about the weather. let the dime museum men Go catch him in their tricksy tether 1 Just cage him tight, and label thus The man who talks not of the weather! Where does he dwell? That I don't know; I only know we walked together A block or two, I and the man Who said no word about the weather. But Heaven be praised that there is one Whom we'd not crush between the nether And upper millstones! Hail, all hail The man who talks not of the weather. Boston Giefm.

A Conundrum. My First is flour combined with lard, My Second eggs and milk; Below I'm usually hard. Above I'm soft as silk. I hide on many a mossy mound, I lurk 'neath tufts of grass On tempting rustic seats found. Where men and maidens pass.

I wait my prey with purpose partment is filled to the last seal, and "still there's more to follow." One notable feature of the college this year is that fully thirty per cent of the throat and lungs. Price 50c and $1.00. Trial Blzefree. Respectfully, Barber Bros. (5) Thougli we did a larger business in August than we ever did before in the same month, yet we find we are overstocked in many departments Notably, HDiresg) Sillk3 WMte Hfflalv ILLwsas9 These together with a magnificent stock in all other departments, which we are offering at low prices, we know will stimulate business, and make September trade as good as any of its predecessors.

In the continuation of our sale, we beg to call at-' tention to our new and elegant stock of Carpets, which are now in stock; which we offer at reasonable prices. HIE(DIBRIB EELRIJES. Chinese to her. Wichita claims to have the only woman In Kansas. She is welcome students are ladies.

From the advertisements of the L. B. C. and A. of E.

and in the daily papers, the Impression might be gained that Miss Mary Law blanks at the Journal office. tee ohlt huh. L. Simpson is assistant instructor in drawing, whereas she is teacher of painting. Would You Believe It? That we are authorized by the proprietor of Kemp's Sarsaparillato refund the money to any one who has taken three-fourths of a bottle without relief? We are positive that no other proprietor has the confidence in Educational Notes.

TOKll his medicine to do this, it is ror enncmng, cleansing and purifying the blood and toa- Will purify the BLOOD lata A great many of the district schools begin on Monday. The Douglas County Teachers Association will meet in Lawrence the third Saturday In September. Much good is expected from this organization The teachers are 5 ng the system. Price $1. Call at our store.

the LIVER and KIDNEY liespeciruuv. Bestore the HEALTH and VIO- tJ-K or xouia. Dyspepsia, Want of Appetite, Indigestion.Lack ot otrengtn ana liced feeling ao eoiuteiy cored: Hones, mus (8) Barber Bros Oregon votes on prohibition November 8, and Tennessee this month. The Verdict Unanimous. cles ana nerves receive new very enthusiastic over the plan of holding these meetings.

The district officers should force. Enlivens the mind and supplies Brain Power. provide conveyances for the lad teachers. 'Suffering from complaints pecu LADIES liar to their sex will tmd Un. HAETEH'S IRON TONIC a The city schools open to-morrow.

Un FRIENDS TO OUR safe, speedy cure. Gives a clear, healthy complexion. All attempts at counterfeiting only adds to ltspopu larity. Donot experiment get OEiarN ALAND BEST der the management of Prof. E.

Stanley the schools have accomplished good work and the coming year promises to be a very i Dr. HARTER'S LIVER PILLS -J Cure Constlpation.Iiiver Complaint and Sick Headache. Sample Dose and Dream Book mailed on receipt of twooenta In postage, i W. D. Suit, Druggist, Bippus, testifies "1 can reccommend Electrie Bitters as the very best remdy.

Every bottlo sold has given relief in eyery case. Ontj man took six bottles and was cured of Rheumatism of 10 years standing." Abraham Hare, druggist, Bell ville Ohio, affirms: The beet ailing medicine I have ever handled in my 20 year's experience, is Electric Bitters." Thousands of others have added their testimony, so that the verdict is unanimous that Electric Bitters do cure all diseases of the Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only THE DR. HARTER MEDICINE ST: successful one. In a certain city of this state the teacher in one of the grades was striving to impress After 1st, our terms will be upon the boys the fact that to be right was the one thing needful, and quoted Henry Clay's well known words.

"Now boys," said she, "which would you rather be, right or be president?" And the chorus was in a hall dollar a bottle at Barber Bro Drug store, EG. Q. NO COLD FEET! Send one dollar in currency, with size of shoe usually worn, and try a pair of our Magnetic Insoles tor rheumatism, cold feet and bad circulation. They are the most powerful made in the world. The wearer The youth in trousers white; He sits on me there comes a ye 11 1 Great Scott! but he's a sight! My Whole is an atrocious mess, A sweet conundrum 1 But what I am you'll never guess: I am the Picnio Pie.

Chicago Tribune, A Congenial Occupation, She had tried all occupations, And was skilled in all vocations, But was always most unhappy, sour and ead; She did the best of work. And was never known to shirk. But was never light and cheerful, gay or glad, But o'er her griefs victorious She no happy and uproarious, she says, 'To very jolly, glad and gay. rm a telephone girl now. And I'm jubilant, I vow, For my business now Is talking by the day." bet Bnsiness in Abilene this fall will be stant, unanimous, and emphatic, "Presi ter than it has ever been.

dent!" i To-night and To-morrow Night. We shall of course make our prices to feels the warmth, life and revitalization in three minutes after putting them on. Sent by return mail upon receipt of price. Send your address for tbe "New Departure in Medical Treatment Without thousands of testimonials. Write us full particulars of difficulties.

correspond with this new system Supt. Bartiett deserves credit for the increased interest which has been manifested by teachers in their school work. The organization of the Teachers Association was due to his efforts. Certificates have been issued and sent to the following teachers: And each day at)d sight during this week you can find at Barber Leis drug store, Kemp's Suppositories, acknowledged to be the most successful treatment yet introduced for tbe cure of piles. Old sufferers from this distressing complaint are at once relieved and ina short time a permanent cure established.

Check the disease in time by using the most effective remedy. Pricp50c. (6) This Means Exceedingly our Magnetic Kidney Belts for gentlemen will positively cure the following diseases without medicine: Pain In the back, head or limbs, nexvons debility, lumbago, general debility, rheumatism, paralysis, neural Addie Adair, Minerva Asher, Maryj Bridewell, Sarah Burnett, Aaron Beck, Miss gia, sciatica, disease of the kidneys, torpid liver, seminal emisions, impotency, heart A Cameron, Martha Anna Car disease, dyspepsia, indigestion, hernia or penter, Sadie Davis, Cordie Duke, Josie Dyer, Laura Ewing, Fisk, EG Flint, Invitation to Echo. Two of us among the daisies In the meadow bright and still You, alone among the mazes Of the dark trees on the hill; sweet Echo, fleet Echo, Can we not o'ertake you, following with will? rupture, piles, etc. Consultation free.

Price of Belt, with Magnetic Insoles, $10. Sent by express 1) or by return mail upon re ceipt of price. Send measure of wasit and Lillie Gentry, Rollle Gilluli, Bert Gregory, Alma Griffith, Jennie Halderman. Winnie Halderman, Addie Hause, Ida Bring us your Flaxseed, Oats, Rye and size of shoe worn. Send for circulars.

Order direct. Note The above described Belt with In Ah, Will Huff, Kate Hukill, Hilkey, A W. Had- Timothy, for which we will pay the highest shipping prices. soles is warranted to positively cure cbronci casts of seminal emission and impotency 'or money refunded even after one year's trial. General Bradford does not propose to have county officials monkeying with the prohibitory buzz saw.

A Card. To all who are suffering from the errors and indiscretions of youth, nervous week-ne8, early decay, loss of manhood, etc. I will send a receipt that will cure you, free of charge. This great remedy was discovered by a missionary in South America Send a self-ad dressed envelope to tbe Rev Joskpii T. Inman, Station New York City.

The bay crop of Kansas has been doubled by the late rains. Advice to Mothers. Mrs. Wikslow Soothing Syrup, for The Magnetic Appliance 134 Dearborn Chicago, 111. ley, Clara Hellatrum, Wegie Hiatt Lena Jones, Lir.nie Kennepy, Alice King, Katherman, A Leach.Fannie Leaver-ton, John Layelle, Mary Miller, Sophia McGurk, Meyer, Anna Modine, Nellie Fakes, Mrs Wheeler, Mary Williamp, Mary O'Neil, J.

E. Peairs, Olive A. Reed, Susie Randall, Laura Radford, Alice Reed, Remember that the more goods we sell, the Cheaper wecan sell, so come on. Irwin Stanley, Fannie F. Stuart, B.

E. Tuttle, Ollie TenBroeck, Nettie TenBroeck, WMfteomlb) Biros. 'Tis my name but much I wonder That you in your hiding-place. On the shady hill or under, Things you never knew can trace 1 Declare, mocker, rare mocker. What my sister's name is, else you're in dis grace! Is Grace 11 What sweet things do you resemble Morning dewdrops, starry gleams.

Flowers that in the light wind tremble, Beckonings of the rippled streams? dear playmate, Come near, playmate; Are these fancies true, or naught at all bu dreams? But dreams Then come down an diet us see you; If you can not come to stay, Ask the stern old hill to free you Just for half a holiday. glad Echo, sad Echo, To escape your prison can you find no way? No way? S. Nicholas. Mosquito Maledicto. Minnie TenBroeck, Emma Thompson, Bertha VanTries, Annie Whitney, Paul G.

Ward, Gertrude Wells. I take pleasure in offering you the choicest brands of pure and unadulterated Liquors TI III! Ill and Wines for medicinal and family purposes in quantities of gallons, kegs and bar chid en teething, is the prescription of one of the best female nurses and physicians in the United States, and has been used for forty years with never-failing success by millions of mothers for their children. During the process of teething its value is incalculable. It relieves the child from pain, cures dysentery and diarrhoea, griping in the bowels, and wind-colic. By giving health to the child it rests the mother.

Price 25c a bottle. Police Court. L. W. Baldwin was convicted yesterday of selling intoxicating liquors.

He is a resident of Kansas City and came here to do business during the fair. One of the special rels to private families at wholesale prices. Shipped to any and all parts of the country by freight or express securely packed. Goods warranted to be as represented. Hoping to be favored with your kind orders, I remain Respectfully yours, John Donnelly, The 0 dest and est.

224 226 W. 5th St Kansas City, Mo. Taking the Lead. Last evening the Phi Gamma Delta fra ternity Initiated, into the mystic bonds Iam a distinguished member of the great family -With big head, long legs and large eyes. I have a long bill.

And you bet when I present it I get something! I was born of poor but industrious parent From a boat-shaped egg raft Dancing on the water. My father was a light eater and weak biter. But you ought to have seen my mother When she set out for human gore 1 She was a raging, howling terror. And I'm just like her Now you hear me 1 My wings wiggle at fifty revolutions a second, And I can sing tenor With a voice like a planing milL Our family is large and hungry; We extend from the tropics to Lapland, But we feel most at home in New Jersey. lpolice In North Lawrence discovered his itile scheme.

and entered complaint. He was fined $50 and costs. A. Dupont, arrested on the same charge was held to appear Monday morning, when the case will be heard. Dupont is also one ot the Kansas City speculators in intoxicants.

A man named named It. G. Dunn, who 'runs a shoe shop on Henry street, was arrested yesterday and given lodgines in the calaboose. While druukhe had a quarrel which are suppose to surround the college Greek letter society, three of the prominent members of the inceming Freshman class. The young gentlemen upon whom Jthe hon Price Reduced, or was conferred, were Messrs.

Smith, I of Kansas City, Meigs, of Arkansas City and Hackett, of Cottonwood Falls. They HE superiority of Coraline over horn A are all graduates of high schools, gentlemen $1.00, or whalebone has now been demonstrated by over six years experience- It is more durable, more We love to look upon the blood when it la red, of high intellectual and social attainments, such as are always found in the members with Squire. Anderson, colored, in which the latter threw a rock at Dunn. Afterwards Dunn was flourishing a revolver about rather recklessly, and the marshal being notified promptly arrested him. He will have a hearing on Monday.

$1.00. 50 Cents. 25 Cents -Three Months- pliable, more comfortable, and NEVER 50 Cents, of Phi Gamma Delta. BREAKS. The immense sale of these Corsets ia This auspicious opening ot the college year upon the part of a society which is deservedly popular in both city and Uni 25 Cents, now over 7QOO daily.

Beware of worthless imitations boned In Brief, And To The Point. Ana it you aon mina i ll sample yours. Won't permit it, eh? Well, so long When you fall asleep I'll call around and see you again. And make life a burden to you. 1 am the Jersey mosquito.

And dont you forget itt Whoop Hooray! T. Sun. Dairy Buttar. the foul abominations, the odors that are nameless, versity circles, will create a stir in the with various kinds of cord. 000000000000000000000000000' None are genuine unless Dr.

War ner's Coraline" Is printed on Inside ureeK worm on Mouna ureaa. as the new members appear to be worthy of the high standing of the fraternity of their choice, both they and the society are to be con- IV the eteel cover. POS SALE BY ALL LEADIEG MEBCHAET3. AL emulated. 257 259 State 8trw POST OFFICE PICKINGS.

CHICAGO, ILU Dyspepsia is dreadful. Disordered liver la misery. Indigestion is a foe to good nature. The human digestive apparatus Is one of the most complicated and wonderful things in exist-rnce. It is easily put out of order.

Greasy food, tough food, sloppy food, bad cookery, mental worry, late hours, irregular habits, and, many other things which ought not to be, hare made the American people a nation of dyspeptics. But Green's August Flower has done a wonderful work In reforming this ead business and making the American people so healthy that they can enjoy their meals and be happy. He member No happiness without health. But Green's August Flower brings health and happiness to the dyspeptic Ask your druggist for a bottle. Seventy-five cents.

-AXD- Carrier No. 1 spends Sunday in Tongan-oxie. rf-x a-w- jonn vrnern nas resumed nis laoors as mail carrier. indescribable in vileness, -Reeking with disease and poisons, Lubricating outraged stomachs. Kicking up the very mischief With the healthiest digestion Yet this horror-making compound.

This Pandora's box of evils. Filled with pestilential spirits, Comes in form so fresh and guileless That we swallow lie and mixture-Swallow it because the label. With a gall whereof the greatness -Must have been conceived by Satan, Tells us that this rank and dreadful, Nauseating, wretched compound Is no vile adulteration. But is strictly dairy butter. WtiUm Plowman.

A country looking young man appeared WHAT at one ot the carrier windows yesterday and lationa inquired bow much it would cost to have is can his mail delivered. THIS? The carrier boys are wondering if the ordinance published in the Journal yes- A patent wear clip to renew nearly worn out terday morning will oblige them to keep hame and trace clips on harness. Fanners cal their office closed to-day. An account is given by an ex-officer ol the singular and effective service rendered at harness shops for tbem. Sole Owner, Wanted.

J.G.SAND3- A pleasant Bitting room and bed room, or one large room well furnished, convenient to A. C. Lewis, or some other first-class i Splendid Races Assured over the race course of the Kansas state fair. Upward of steppers will be booked as contestants for speed and bottom In the great races at Topeka, commencing Monday, September 19, and continuing throughout the week. Two additional races to those announced in the programme and premium list have been arranged for, pacers in 2:24 and 2:30 classes.

Grand sport ahead for all loyers of the turf. A printed list of horses entered for the fall meeting will issue on Saturday. Be sure that you, get one. boarding house. Call on or address ML Journal Office.

For Sale. ON by a cur-dog at a critical time. A detail of soldiers had been sent out from a frontier fort and was beset by Indians. Being closely surrounded and unable to send word to the fort, they were in a desperate situation until one of the soldiers struck upon a novel mode sending a message. Catching a worthless dog that hung about the camp, he wrote a note, and in closing it in a tin can.

tied it to the cur's tail and drove him off toward tbe fort. Tbe Indians goaded the dog to fresh speed by shooting at him, and he did not pause until be reached the fort, where tbe dispatch soon came to light antf-the soldiers were reinforca aa km occcco-ooocooooooooooooooooooooooo The Journal is Live and Progressive, Republican in Politics, 'which means devotion to the Nation's best interests. Jotjekal Office, 708 Massachusetts Lawrence, Kas. Property and Chattel Jb or cash or on time or will exchange for 1 At lower rates than ever offered before in Lawrent. town lot.

One heavy work team, will weigh in condition about 3,300 pounds; one Office. Mass. Street, over CJty Drug Store magazines to tbe JOURNAL good dl-4 inch liain wagon: one double1 HUGH BLAIR, Bring your Bindery. set work harness. Inquire at Place House.

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