Waterville Telegraph from Waterville, Kansas • 4

THE IRISH GRANDMOTHER. HOUSEHOLD. rTfe IVT of a musket, and drenching all in his neighborhood. He came to the surface frequently to bio jt, which he did with a noise resembling that made by the blowing out of steam from an engine, sending a fountain from each of his nostrils. At aim TONIC Is Preparation of IRON and CAUSAYA Eetlorsed by the Medical Profession, and recommended bv the si far Oneral Debility, male Diseases, Wast of Vitality nanafaetorea by the Dr.

Ilarter Sedicine Co, Xe. X. Mam Street, Si. Lost An Important Personal Item. Charles 8.

Prentice, of Toledo went to Paris and thence to England, to be treated for Bright 'a disease, and after the best physicians of both cenntries had done what they eonld for him, gave np in despair and returned to America to die. Here he received further treatment from other skilful physicians without benefit, and while "listlessly lingering in pain and anguish," as he ssys, beard of the Safe Kidney and Liver Cure, took it, and was completely cured in a few weeks. He gives circumstantial details of his painful experience and astonishing cure in a long letter to H. H. Warner 4 which will be forwarded on acplicition.

Father is Getting 'Well. My daughters say. "How much better father is since he used Hop Bitters." He is gct- iue louowiug is one 01 me Tery many testimonials inree momns aao 1 ocean th ii.trrvt. inav tha BASK. in combination with the Phospnates, we are receiving daily: tti-t i avucii.t i ii.n th iullv vou.

i give It Ui P. "Watson-, l'astor ChrUTlan Church, Troy. O. General Dealers Everywhere. Lien, i nae usea mree Domes of many inends wiw toewjts Tirtues.

I wai safferln fTom plXerl debility to suWi an eiWnt tbat uJeZT tonnn-nsme to me. A Tarauon of a month ioiiVe me wm-h Ue the contrary. wto iullowei hy mereaei prostratioo an.l sinkine chills. At this iie 1 b--aa the tise'oC your Iron toxic, from which 1 realize! aimost ira.aeU.ate and won-lerfi il 'ifold ener returned atttfl found that mv n.it ml ort' 1 .2. tv i.r,V"or J7elSZ nasi i laiisii 1 1 ii 1 1 1 ii ii I estimate that he will yield from 600 to 800 worth cf oil.

When examined after death the body and sides of the monster were found "to be thickly seamed and scarred in every direction with the marks of lances, harpoons, and hooks, showing that the hunters had aimed welL Women and Religion, lira. W. Grey, in Fortrrfratly Beview. Tenderness and its outcome, pity, are as inseparable from true manliness as true womanliness. Quickness and delicacy of perception are developed by the constant eiercise of observation on detaCs, an I where exceptional conditions in a man's life, force this exercise upon him, as the normal conditions of women's lives do upon them, it will be found to produce tbe same results.

Self-devotion is but a form of generosity; the generosity of those who give themselves, havmgnothicg more and nothing better to give, and, thank heaven, belongs equally to the nobler nature of both sexes. With regard to religion, it can scarcely be claimed for women that they have, as a sex, more genius for religion than men, seeing that all the founders of religions have been men, and that wherever religion has been held in honor, men have rather monopolized than abandoned it to women. That the latter should cling longer to a form of religion which is falling into decay and contempt, is the natural result of their comparative seclusion from the great intellectual movements of the world, which force the human mind to throw off, in its growth, the old vesture of faith become too narrow for it, and to weave for itself a new one fitted to its new needs. Christianity, with its assurance of Divine love, its hope of eternal life where sin, and pain, and sorrow shall cease, naturally has the strongest hold on the heart and imaginations of the weak and oppressed, the weary and heavy laden, of whom the larger number are women; and the passionate religious feeling which prevailed among the slave population of the Southern States in America, men and women alike, is an instance in point. It may be added that in the dull, narrow, prosaic lives of the women of the lower, middle and working classes, religion is the only outlet into a larsrer and brighter sphere, the only mates "Gilt-EJee" Baiter the year round.

Cera-mon-sa the Science of Cheniivlry allied to Butter, Ansxt and Winter Euitrr waie equal to the prouurt. Increases product 6 per rent. ImproTes 29 per rent. Eetiuce labor of churning ons-half. Cutter becoming ranci.i.

Iniprores market cents a pound. Cuaronteo.1 free from all injurious Gives a nice Golden Color the year round. 23 will pro 'uee 3.00 'in increase of product and Tan yoa make a better investment Beware Genuine sold only in boxes with trademark dairy-maid, together with -words "Gilt-Edge 3Iakek" printed on each package. Powder sold General Store-keepers. Ask your dealer for Hints to Butter-Haters," or send stamp to us size, 16., at 25 cents; Largo size, S'ilfcs saving by buying the larger size.

BUTTER IMPROVEMENT CO Prop'n, B.rff-r RemrtmL A ho, Tf. Y. rddy, agrm, ran down to the bog, for my limbs are beginnin' to tire, An see if there's erer a sod at all that's dry enough for the fire; Ood be praised! it's terrible times, an' granny is weak and old. An the praties black as the win the night so dark and cold! It's many a day since I seen did once, Pat astore, An' I prayed to Ood on my bended knees I never might see it more; 'Iwu the year before the "Eisin," of Smith O'Brien, you know Thirty-two years ago, Paddy thirty-two years ago. Sou grandfather God rest his soul went out with the boys to fight.

For the bailiffs came with the crowbars, an' the sickness came with the blivht; An' he said it was better to die like a man, though he held but a rusty pike. Than starre on the roadside, beggin' for food, an' be thrown like a dg in the dyke. Och, hone! och, hone! it's a sorrowful tale, but listen afore you go, For Tim be never came back to me, but 111 ee him soon, I know. Tim Byan he held a dacent farm in the glen o' Cahrimore, An' he tilled the lands the By ana owned two hundred years before; And it's many a time, by the fire, I heard from the priest, Father John. (Ee was my husband's cousin, agra, and he liyed to be ninety-one,) That the Byans were chiefs of the eeuntry round till Cromwell, the villain, came.

An' battered the walls of the castle, and set all the houses aflame. Ee came an' he stabled his horses in the Abbey of Bt. ColumkUJ, An' the mark of his murdsrin' cannon you may fee in the old wall still; An' he planted a common trooper where the Byans were chieftains of yore An' tbat was the first of the breed of him that's now Lord Cahirmore! Old Father John, he was ninety-one, it was he that could tell you the story, An' every name of his kith and kin may their souls now rest in glory! His father was shot in '93, as he stood at the chapel door; His grandfather was the strongest man in the parish of Cahirmore; An' then there was Donongh, Donald More, and Tnrlough on the toll. An' Klan, boy, that lost the lands because he'd save his souL Och, hone! machree! but the night is old, an' the hunger in your face; Hard times are ccmin' again, a vie! God help as with his grace! Three yean before the famine came the agent raised the rent, But then there was many a helpin' band, and we struggled on content. Ooh, bone! och, hone! we're lonely now now that our need is sore For there's none bnt good Father Mahony that ever eomes inside our door; God bless him for the food he brings, an' the blankets that keep ns warm! God bless him for his holy words that shelter ns from harm! This i the month and the day, Faddy, that mvown colleen went; She died on tbe high-road-side, Paddy, when we were drove ont for the rent; An' its well that I remember how she turned to mi an cried.

There's never a pain that mayn't be gain, an' crossed herself an' died. For the Soupera were there with shelter an' food, if we'd only tell tbe lie. But they fled like the wicked things they were when they saw poor Kathleen die. Bhe' prayin' for all of ns now, Paddy her blessin' I know she's gives n' they that have little hers below have mucn astore in neaven: Dublin Kation. ALL DAY AFTER A "WHALE.

Four Steam-Tags and Sixty Kow-Boata Joining in the Chase Prolonged Straggle, Ending la the Death of the Weary Whale at Sunset. From the Charleston. 8. News. Several days ago the almost unprece dented presence of a whale in Charleston Harbor was announced.

Whether driven here by stress of weather, seeking misan thropic Eeclusion from his kind, or on an exploring expedition, will never be known, out his presence was a huge, black verity Several timid and ineffectual attempts had been made to effect his capture or destruction, but all were fuble, until a regular hunt was organized yesterday, Mr. Armstrong nan, engineer, anu Smith, of the tug Royal Arch leading i The attacking force originally consisted of two of Mesir. Bangs Dolby's row- boats, each manned by three oarsmen, an experienced and trustworthy coxswain, and a man in the bow of each armed with a harpoon. Other boats with their crews joined in th chase, however, when the whale was seen near Fort Sumter at about 3:45 A. M.

He had been Erst met and struck on the bar, Lowever. by the boats above mentioned at about 8 o'c'ock, a har- -Mxm and line being made fast in his body ear the tail. Pursuit was continued, one of the boats towing alter the whale by the line, and the other being rowed to within a short distance of him as he would rise to blow.and the harpoon oeiag lanched at him whenever a favorable opportunity offered. During the chase. he had been working his way to landward, and soon got in the shoal water near ort Johnston, on James Island.

In his struggles he became entangled in the stout line attached to tbe harpoon, and wound himself in it so that it held hrmly. lie remained in the shoal water during the morninsr, the line having been cut to save the boat during a "flimy," and in the afternoon, at about 1:30 o'cloak, an attempt whs made to Becure him. tour steam-tugs the the ltepub'ic, the Wade Hampton, and the Royal Arch were present, beii les probably 60 or 60 row-boats, and a few small sailing crafts. The news of the capture had spread rapidly, and quite a crowd, including a number of ladies, gathered on the battery and watched the struggle that ensaed. The line was taken aboard and made fast to one of the tugs, which attempted to coax the fish toward the city.

But the steamer rrovcd I to be loo unhandy for the delicate i i it manipulation requireu, anu ice line was finally snapped, a piece of considerable length being left attached to the whale, worn en traine. Then ensued a series ot exciting manoeuvres. The tugs would approach him in turn as opportunity offered, and those aboard wculd drive lances and harpoons at him with more or less effect, or attempt to throw great running nooses over the flukes of his tail as they were thuret above the surface in the creature's struggles. He indulged in a series of the most extraordinary gymnastic performances, turning complete somcr Baulks and occasionally standing on his head apparently lor several mo mcnts, when from two to six feet of his tail projected above the w.ter. Meantime, many of the small boats were dodging about him, and missiles were hurled at him whenever a fair chance was offered.

Time and again barbed harpoons and the long keen blades of lances were plunged into bis sides and back, and time and again did they fail to hold, being drawn back by the lines their owners. He was slowly but nrelr scufflinc nd turning himself through the mud, which was seen upon his head several times, aero is the Ashley river toward White Point Garden, the centre of an ever-varying circle of all sorts of craft, armed with all sorts of weapons. In his progress he ran under the bow of the schooner Minnehaha, where earnest efforts were made to lasso him, a compliment which he returned by standing on his head and thrashing her with his tail until she shook from stem to stern. He struck several blows upon her jibboom which was damaged somewhat, the rigging thereabout being badly torn. He onld lash the water with the flukes ot is ta ciakic? reMrts like the discharge' Spanish Ctntard.

If your family number six take eight yolks of eggs, eight tea-spoonfuls of sugar, beaten Tery light, adding flavor if you like; put over a slow fire, stirring all the time until suite thick; then have small saucers either of glass or china and pour some on eash saucer; to serve in this way cold; powdered almonds are very delicious on it. Plumb Pudding Put half a pint of fine bread-crumbs into a basin, and pour on them a gill of boiling milk; put a plate over and iet them soak for half an hour; then mix them with half a pint of suet chopped exceedingly small, rather more of stoned raisins, three teaspoonfuls of sugar, one of flour, three eggs, a tiny pinch of salt, and sufficient grated lemon-peel or nutmegj to flavor it lightly. Tie this pudding in a well-floured cloth and boil tor two hours. Cream Puffs. To one quart boiling water add three-quarters of a pound flour and three-quarters of a pound butter; when nearly cold add 10 egg, well beaten, and one-half teaspoonful of soda; drop on buttered tin pans, several inches apart, and bake in quick oven.

Custard for the puffs One quart of milk, four eggs, two cups sugar, one cup flour; cook until well done; flavor to taste; when cold split puffs and fill with cream. Smaller quantities may be used in either receipt than here given. Buckwheat Cakes. The best buck wheat cakes are made with an addition of corn-meal flour and oat-meal flour to the buckwheat, in this proportion: Six cupfuls of buckwheat, three cupfuls of oat-meal flour, or if this cannot be obtained, substitute Graham floor in its place, and one cupful of corn-meal flour; to this add a dessertspoon evenly filled with salt, two table-spoonfuls of molasses, and luke-warm water sufficient to form a batter; stirthorugh the flour well four teaspoonfuls of baking powder before wetting; but these cakes are much better raised over night with yeast. Plum Podding Glace.

Steam and seed three-fourths of a pound of raisins; simmer them together with a few sticks of cinnamon, in a quart of new milk; beat up tbe yolks of four or five eggs and a half a pound of white sugar; pound in a mortar one-fourth of a pound of sweet almonds; strain the milk, put it on again to boil, and add the yolks of the eggs; remove from the fire, and when cool add the almonds and the raisins which were boiled in the milk, but not the spice; cut some citron very hue or thm; also preserved ginger, if you have it; when well mixed add a quart of cream, and freeze; beat to a stiff froth a quart of flavor with wine, whiskv. or rum, as preferred; sweet en, and place in spoonfuls arornd the puanicg. Sweet and Sour Cabbage. My pickles gave out too early this Winter, and 1 used this old receipt, which is Dutch, for an old woman gave it to me in Albany just 40 years ago: lake a cabbage-head and cut it down into eight pieces and cover it with coarse salt, letting it remain a iar 12 hours; take it out, squeeze it, and chop hne with two onions; put it on the hre in a china-lined vessel, coverine it with vinegar, and boil for a full hour: add to it then one ounce of turmeric, (a teaspoonful of curty will do instead of turmeric), one teaspoonful ot ground pepper, a teaspoon ful of celery-seed, a teaspoonful of all spice, two teaspoonfuls of ground mustard, and a half an ounce of white mace, with one and a half pounds of brown sugar; cook ons hour more. Grit Only Needed.

From The New York Timed. The advantages of a college education are no longer restricted to the sons of rich men. The practice of extending pecuniary aid to deserving students and the ability to do ir are increasing every year in our principle colleges, i he assistence which Harvard is able to offer poor students has recently been cmmiented on in the and the catalogue of Dartmouth, just issued, shows that this college is in a posi tion to extend a helpintr hand to an unus ually large number ot her young men There are about IOOscholarthips, which ae mostly founded in such a manner as toyeild $70per annum. Applicants for these scholarships mustconsent to furnish the Faculty with an account of their incomes from other scurefs. and their expences, and mutt pledge themselves not to spend any money foi liquors cr tobacco.

In the days when the annnal tuition was btJ, the sum ot if 1 000 at 6 per cent, just sufficed to found a scholaiship. The tuition charge is now 90, a fact which founders of future scholar ships would do well to bear in mind me-teeu of the scholarships now existing were founded by citizens of Ke ork. There are also nearly 20 prizes ranging from 10 each, ottered every year tor excellence in oratory, composition and various special branches and the catalogue suggests other methods of earning an honf st penny that are open to those who are not a'raid or too proud, to work. There art enough scholar ships to supply nearly one hall the men." bers of the academical department witn tbe means of paying all but 20 of tqe an nnal tuition. A large number ol the Dartmouth students earn money by teaching during the winter vacation, also.

Altogether, an industrious and quick witt ed young fellow need have no fear, even it entirely without hinds, trat he not be able to work his way through Dart mouth. It does not seem to be an expensive college. The catalogue gives esti mates of the annual cost, which, fcr a student who practices the strictest econ oray, is put a 197; for one of a slightly more liberal fyj. Byrou's Granddaughter. From the Philadelphia Presa.

Lady Anne Blunt, the granddaughter of Byron, is a notable instance of the traveling English wonnan. She went wit' her husband, Wilfrid Blunt, to An tral Arabia. At one time, a'Vr traveling for five day3 without seeing any living creatures excert fe tares nd and one hveu. they were suGGenlj laSc-n prisoners by a band of Beloum uonsrmcn, who afterwards made profuse apologies tor having attacked a laly unawares and set them free. Voice of the Teople.

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and was for a time con6ned to mv bed and under the care of a physician. His nerscriptions did not help tne. 1 grew worse, congain i very severely. I commenced taking your Sledical DUenverr. which me ettatlv.

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one time he got beneath the bow of one of the lugs, lilting it almost clear ot the water, and a stroke of his tail wrenched off one of the cabin doors that stood open. It is impossible to describe, and almost impossible to imagine, the tremenduous force of one of these strokes. The great volumes of water that rose after each showed the immense strength that was put forth in them. Two of the tuars ran over him, and the propeller of the Wade Hampton gare him several blows, the effects of which were seen upon his bleeding back as he next rosei The line had aUo evidently chafed him considerably, tbe skin near the tail beiifg perceptibly raw from it. It appeared about this time as if he was almost exhausted.

He would now and then cease his struggles entirely.and lie placidly upon the water with almost his entire bodv emosed. as if resting. Observers could almost imagine that they could see him cant, and his snorts came in ouick succession, and seemed to have a ring of distress or discair in them. His motions, too, were Blower and more languid, as if he were about to relinquish the unequal struggle and die. All this time the two boats that had or iginated the chase had steadily followed him up, the men in the bows driving their long lances into his body near where their experience taught them was a vital point.

Suddenly there was a cheer. One of the tags rather involuntarily hadgct so close on him that the remainder of the line hang ing to him was secured by a boat hook, and auicklv spliced to another line on board. About half an hour of playing him followed, when the line, which had been stranded gradually, again parted, Half a dozen efforts were made to throw a noose over his tail from the deck of the Wade Hampton, from which place such trifles as a rifle bullet or so, and two or three balls from a large revolver were fired into him without perceptible effect. One or two of the efforts to throw the noose over him were very nearly successtul, but he seemed to dodse beneath the water 33 it fell about him. Another cheer announced another ap parent success.

A lance thrust from one ot the Bancs Dolbv boats had evidently struck him deeply, and the men in her yelled exultantly as they rapidly backed away. The blood poured out ana ayea the water around, and in a few moments a gigantic plume of crimson spray arose as he came up to blow. As he lilted his side from the water and struck another trie-antic blow, the blood could be seen pouring forth in a stream like that from a small hose, lie lay comparatively auier. and another and stronger line was passed about him from the Morgan. With this he was Dlaved for another half hour, dur ing which time the small bop.ts kept steadily striking him whenever he appeared.

He had by this time chaneed his course somewhat, turning toward the centre of the harbor, and crossing the stream across the bows of the Dark Framat, which he narrowly missed striking. The confusion of boats and lines was great, tugs, batteanx, and row boats be-iner gathered about the fish, alternately advancing and backing amid a chaos of veils, oaths, cries of warning, and orders. the confusion being increased when the object of all attention would suddenly be-snn to lash the water or execute some fancy movement, causing a wild scatter-in? of craft on all sides. That some one was not drowned or knocked in the head is a subject of general wonder. At last when just alongside the Wade Hampton, the whale, who had lines enough about him almost for a ship's rig-trine, seemed suddenly to decide to free himself by one mighty effort.

In a second almost the water ior many ieei aoout mm became a mass of seethLig, heaving foam. He turned over and over, fairly churned the sea with his tail, threw first his ugly head and then the great black rubber lookinc flukes far above the surface, and bent himself almost double, straightening outacam with ternhc violence. When the spray and foam were gone and men had an opportunity to look, the Morgan's line was found slack and broken. The whale had freed himself and disappeared. His track was rapidly followed, the strug gle having by this time been brought to a point opposite the Southern which were packed with people.

The game appeared once or twice at long intervals, and was finally come up with by the pursuers, now greatly diminished in numbers, on the eastern side ot Cooper River, near the shore. Again the chase became hot, one or two strokes being given, and the Morgan runnirg over the whale again. About this time, however, he ran so c'osein that the tugs were afraid to follow, and stood idly at a distance. Only alout seven row-boat were now engaged in the hunt, the others having retired from it, among the few which still followed leing tbat laid hands upon by the Xetrs and Courier deputation, (to the unknown owner of which the thanks ot the said deputation are hereby tendered.) Tne fi-h turned and wfnt down Hog Island Channel, the onsaicn pulling steadily and chef rily after him. Talk of sport! What sport is comparable with the rush through the water after such Luge g-tme as this when tired muse'es forget their wearinpss and are endowed with fresh life at every sight of the great head and every splash of the monster's body? Give away! Give away wth a will! And with the oars going, the gunwales parting the smooth water, which seemed to rush by, and every nerve and sinew tense and firm, the chase followed, no one knowing fatigue or stopping to measure distances in such a hunt.

At last the boats huddled together, and spread again in a circle, as the fish is caught up with. A moment and he appears, end in that moment a ions: boat thoota by bis side, and the mn in the bow, cool and steady, and with a deliberation tbat looks cruel, plunges his lance into the mountain of flesh, while the oars are backed with a rush and surge, and the craft glides away. Again and again this is repeated, and boats moving in a continual semicircle, hemming the great fish in, and forming a barrier, which he rould burt like pack thread if he on'y knew it. to the deep water where his safety an i rest lies. Slowly te works out, taking this way and that, and getting the merciless steel upon alaiit every reappearance.

He was evidentlv weakening this time. His rlunees beneath the water were short and shorter in duration, and he seemed to gasp for breath as he came up. At last a bare-tooted sauor in one ot tbe farst two beats, the man who struck the first blow in tbe morning (Garrison, cf Xorth Carolina,) drove his lance home. The boat backed away, but there was no need for it. An inert black mass lay upon the sur face, moving gently with the motion of the water.

Dead at last! Then the boats rushed in and clustered around the dead giant. The Royal Arch came up. and trom her dec some one fired a nfle ball into the whale's back. There was something like a shudder, a feeble serpentine motion of the body, and then stillness. This was just at sunset, off Shem Creek, on the east shore, and cheer after cheer arose, the whistle of the tug joining in the triumphal chorus.

Lines were quickly made last aoout the great body, and it was towed to Sullivan's Island, where it will remain a part of to- dav. The fish is a "right whale." As well as could be estimated last night his length is from 40 to 50 feet, and the thickness of his bod? from 10 to 15 feet. His cantors me i ij. cince usm? ii i anna iwn int uio'iaTht neTcr oelore euiuveu. if thf.

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kas, General bouthw ftei Agents for lizt it. I itrht hmi 7,3, orszt every World' laS I aince W'i. Send for cow i lectrs ajl esll iK rrl daced rricfs Io cot ba. borus and eho-lcy crcatf, vhec you can ret the bcsi for tbe money. AUMa4 WAMED in REWARD lV" iiiind, ltcmne, or ncerar-a Pile that l-Blnr' Pile Kiody fa istocure.

inrmfeduue relief, core cama of lnr wlajidmts in 1 wek, and ordinary cajMs in 3 daya, CAUTION rdj itim biirk a file of fime and rv i tt 'j-a-'a aimitrwrC I 'hi Ire Si I I h(st rrur-t is- cor. TonUi end Arcii Fiuiad. fiso" Care for CoBsamp- I is alao the tK-t cough med- ff i ictne Diwe ainalK bottle i larcr. -is 1 and Warrant -3d to fin buyers. ii SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS with the ease.

Uith the tran-wil 4 not J. 11 1 1 This powder and makinz. July, best June Quality at leat TreTents ralue 3 (o 5 increuicnts. cents' worth market ralue. of imitations.

of Bcttee by Grocers and our book for it. Small Great Address, rTreAs-mart a It 5 ease declared incurable, nd we are so giad that be used vour Bitters. A laay or ttocoes-ter, N. Y. Utisa Herald.

Try it, Mothers Try it now. MRS. WIXSLOW3 SOOTHING SYECP for children teething. Surest remedy for all dis- of children, 25 cents. Avoid counterfeits Bow to Regain Health.

Dr. Stark an eminent Scotch physician and one of tbe surgeons of the Kansas City Surgical Institute, says "that when the body is weak, the brain fatigued and the whole system in a state of lassitude, take a few doses of the Indian Herb Bitters, and the exhilarating effects will be very soon perceived. There is a Charm abont an elegant set of teeth. BROWN'S CAMPHORATED SAPONACEOUS DENTIFRICE has never failed it. produce this charm.

25 cents. Found no Relief until He Tried Wizard Oil. For the psst thres years I have been afflicted almost constantly with a severe htaiache. I tried a great many different remedies, but got no relief from any till I commenced using Wizard Oil, two doses of which entirely removed the pain. David McABTiruB, Oswego, N.

Y. Save votjesilvis Cocohs! Hair's Hoset CP Hobehocsd aM Tab prevent bronchitis and consumption. Piks's Toothache Drops Cure in one Minute. CAKSE SXffiEK, Established in 1813. 7 ire Htcck Commission City Stock Yares, liansaa City, 3Io.

K-st. rairiei prioes guaranteed. Market reports furoisi'tnl free. madeoa ecusiiiiiiieai. The Sams Effect produced bt Costxt Scl-phub Batha is accomplished by Glesk's Scl-PHtTt Soap.

"Hnx's Haib andWhiskeb Dte'Ms Vsn Deasea's Confection Is tasteless, mild. Is sore protection; Oh! Mothers, deir, It brings to terms No longer fear. Intestine Worms Tour Pets my lWe, Carts every child, If these yoa gie. Ask for Van Deusen's Worm Confectiens. Sold at every store.

25 cents a box. Prof. Paine is treating all iorms of chronic and private diseases ith astonishing success. All of the afflxted call upon him or address him at the southeast corner of otn ana mam streets, Kansas City, Mo. "Broirrts Bronchial Troche'' will allay irritation which induces coughing, siving immediate relief.

25 cents a box. Two-7H eds of all the axle grease use! in the United States, is msde by the Frazer Lumbricator Company. Eny the gennine. The Fangs of Neuralgia may be wliayed and enred by the use of BKOtVI HOLD PANACEA. Pi ice 25 cents.

THE DEAF HEAR THROUGH THE TEETH Perfectly.all Ordinary Conversation, Lectures, Con certs, py urw nanwn uiBetvra ui xicaiiug Dy meansoi a recent wonaeriui eh--iuiiiic invtruuuu th rknmnhnnp. For remarkable nublic tests on the Deaf, also on the Deaf and Dumb, see the JTew 1'or HeraUl, Sept. 28 the Sew York Christian Advocate, Nov. 3, etc. Every deaf person should send for frkb illustrated descriptive pamphlet to the American oenlapnone umo.

Tbt It. .4 Sample Bottle Free! -The great Marsh's Golden Balsam, enres Coughs, Colds, Croup Whooping Cough, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, Broncuitis and Consumption. Don't fail to try if Ask vonr drnitsist for it. MabsH Bbos Proprietors, Kansas City, Mo. wanted to sell Dr.

Chase's 2000 Recipe money. Dr. mining auu.Aua Ciit'lJ The best Spring Wheat in this country. By mli c's. per lb.

rorssropieen close 6 cts. and sd'ss F. iL DEN -S Is, Hilikboro. Oregon 1. oils, John i cLlU w5.

GLA i S. holesu'e sr.rt rrtail dealers il Fanners' NVa If Mi-nwuri arenas. OPIUM Monli ine Habit Cnivd In 10 toVOnsf. 'ay till Cured. Da.

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MO Tfce Utile Detect Ire. io scale ror 14-os, to 25 'a For Family otHc StoTCk fcvery Seals perfect. Send tor circuit CHICAGO BCAUI OOw CBCASO. lu. CELEBRATED The Stomach is Strengthen? The lirer regulated, pnt ii proper order, the blood enriched sod punned, snd tbe nerrotw system rendered tranquil and viiroroos by this inestimable family medicine snd Mfegosm agiot disease, which is, moreover, most agreeable and effective appetizer, and a cordial peculiarly adaited to the wants of the a (red and innrm.

For sale by ail and Dealers generally. Dr. WM. HALL'S BALSAM Cares Cias riieninoiila, Bronchitis, Asthma, Croup, lYhoopinff Conrh, and all diseases of the Breathing Organs. It soothes heals the Membrane ot the Lungs, inflamed and poisoned by iho disease, and preveuts the nizht-sweats and tightness across the chest which ao company It.

tOSSUaPTIOS is bo'; aa tacarable malady. It is )nly Eeeessarf to hare the rfeht remedy, and SA.LSAM is that remedr. D0YT DE SPAIS OF RELIEF, for this benigm 3peci5e cere jon, eien thouga pro fessicnal aid foils. POTT'S LIVER PILLS, Tie feMs Yezetaltt Ttie-T rreflfy the UTer, ney rive lone is. Krrrsnaen.

riT prevent criplng the Bowelsv MJEYfcKiiKO'S CO Wliolwle Arrwts, At A WW Mr- Pittsburgh, Pa? PKICFS l.OlVKK THAN EVER. WHITE FOK ILLUSTRATED CATALOU0W. GOTJOVER BRO t14 Main Kansas una and 2U6 Xorth Eifth Street, St. Looia, Sonthweetera Agents faff Stein-way A Sons Pianos and Bu dett Organs. ftiusicand Musical Merchandise: largest stocks and nri-p3: snd ffr cataiociie and special prU-a.

REDD8P.CS OAI III 'aPlta I ERTABLISHZ 1806. Kead what tho graat New York dry goods merchant writes: 5 York. Aueuat 9, Efdduio 4 Co Gents: In ail kinds of wounds, and inflammation every kind. I consider your Russia Salve the heft remedy I have ever used. 1 seldom ever use anythlne it) in my house or stables.

iiespectfully yours, H. B. CLAFIN, Worth street. 2. Y- RUSSSASALVE, Is put up in thrresifs: and $1.

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uitmlier contRlnsSfcrt'omplttrd Stories. A favorite family paper. It Is the Cheaiwst Weekly In the V. S. 75 cents a year.

A dollar bill pan for sixteen months. Address, Hi Filth At, Chicago, I1L TTATi TiTrnmTiTs (A Metlieiae, not a Drink,) COSTAIXS nors, Brcrir, uiaxduai'e, BAXDEniOX. 2iD TUB PUSZST ASD BEST ilEDICAL QtTAlJTISsJ Of ALL OTTIEB BlTTEIIS. Ui Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, JJvari Udaeys, and Crinarj Organs, KervouEacss, i.icep-jj I.SSQCSa CSTCetaTtv Vomalo nm Jaintm SlOOO IX GOLD. "i2 be for a case they will not curs or help, ot anything tapuro or Injurious found In them.

A'k your drupslst for Hop Bitters and try then iJTJUl BlWi'. A KM 17 if OlDCr, 3 C'orca Cra tsfhe sweetest, safest and lst.j A. ro for Ftomach, Liver superior toailolhcra, C. Is an nhsolnfe and Irrr-slatriila enrn for use of opium, toljaccu aud rircoticsj 3 Send for circular. B-KEZ VvbnisWa.

It Mfjt. Ca Kochesttr, Ii. Y3 Msan Cured, Not Merely Relieved And Can Prove What tee Claim. KW Thet are no fall urea and nodisap-polntmenta. I jou are trouhled with 4 lA ii T.

yoa ran he eml I mod aalralyeared, aua iidre fccew already. attall teamed to mall aheeSof testimonial to Jwv laterewted. AKll.K MKIIiClNK K.N BBaw La si aa' (FoTTnerty Dr. Cnlg't Kidney Cnrn) Is a repetabte preparation which is tbe only sure remedy in ths WOEJ.D fr BRKiHT'S DISEASE. Vllftes and ALL Kipvet, Ltver and Ceiabt Dirkaa.

There am larere number of wtimonlals of the highest character in proof of these statements. 81.000 GUARANTEE. Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure wll positively cure ijnzht'a Disease and luabetea: anl is guaranteed that it will also cure fi per cent, of all other kidney diseases, 56 per cent, of ail liver diseases and will help hi every case without Injury to th system, when takes aceordlnir to directions, and the sum of will be paid any person who can prove that it has failed to do tnis. H. H.

Warkeii ft Co. ryThere are two compounds, and tbe remerly for Diai-t Is wanted, call for fafe Diahetea C'arej If the remedy for BrlKht's snd tbe Other diseases, ceui for Safe Kidney and Liver Care Prve, $2. i a bottle. inifr'i Safe Pills. Warners role Rer Tine and Warner's f-afe Bitters are als remedies, each tne of its etaes.

by Drucst-ts, and small as well as large orders Si ed at the Manufctjry. Eeudfor pamphlet acd testiraonlals. Address, II. II. WARXEIl fc CO-.

liorhester. i. T. 50 "K2 a -i laf'n to srt tlra iict lorfi'etto say ti- 1 1 3 "fc- S.W L. IL i Ml WARNER'S window, as it were, through which their souls can look, or breathe some breath of the life that is not led by bread alone.

Alas, that the very conditions which make this window so vitally necessary, make it also but too otten so narrow, so dust stained, that neither pure light nor pure air can reach them through The re sult of this comparison ot the moral and intellectual powers of men and women seems to be that human nature is substantially the same in both, and that the com mon expressien, "How like a man "How like a woman!" should be translated into "How like men and women generally have been made by conditions of life, education, and inherited aptitudes, from gener ation to generation, causing certain quali ties to be more or less developed in each sex taken as a whole. Napoleon Bonaparte, ilemoirce de lime. De Bemnnt. Although very remarkable for certain intellectual qualities, nothing was more debased, it must be confessed, his soul. He had no generosity, no true grandeur.

I never saw him admire, and I never saw him comprehend, a noble ac tion. He always suspected any trace of a good sentiment; he thought nothing of sincerity, and never hesitated to say that he recognized a man's superiority by the deeree of ability with which he could manage to lie. On these occasions he de lighted to teil the storv that in hi3 child hood one of his uncles had foretold that he would govern the world because he had the habit of always lying. "Melternich," he said at another time, "is becoming a statesman; he lie3 well." All his means of governing men were chosen by Bonaparte among those which tend to debase them. He feared the ties of affection, he tried to isolate every one, he only sold bis favors in such a way as to awaken inquietude, think'na that the true way to attach men to himself was to compromise them, and often even disgrace them in public opinion.

He never pardoned virtue except when he could overwhelm it with ridicule. I have said that he spoke badly, but his lanuaae was ordinarily animated and brilliant; bis gram-matical irregularities gave him an unexpected force, which was perfectly sustained by the originality of his ideas. He would warm up in an instar.t. Th moment he entered cn a sufject he pursued it as far as possible, yet attentive to ob serve if he was followed, and grateful to any one who understood and applauded. Like an actor who grows animated by the effect be produces, Bonaparte enjoyed the approbation for which he carefuUv looked in the laces of his listeners.

Old Kpli Makes his Will. From the Dos Moines, Iowa. Regis'er. Eph took a notion the other day (hat he must make bis will, and called to consult a lawyei for that purpose. The attorney gathered a pencil and a piece of paper and p-f pared to make a schedule.

"Well, Eph, what property have you "Well. sah. dai's dat onfry bobtai'ed daxg dat nebber iWps, or ef he does he's alius talfcin in it. Lrabe him to dat netty of mine. I nebber liked dat niggah." "AH right." said the attorney," there goes the dog." "Den dar's dat hazel splitter saw.

Leabe her to whoebbcr kin kotch her. "The sow is disposed of," said the law ver. "De baccy-box an pipe kin go to the hoy soon as gits old enutt to spit iroo nis teef." "It is so recorded," answeied the attorney. 4 De bcuse and lot goes to de gal." "But theie's an incumbrance on the bouse. Eph." "What dats you say?" "There is an incumbrance on the house." "OIi, dere am, am de! Den l's wuS moren' I thought I wa.

Leale de cum-brans to de old woman for to live on." Political Generosity. Gen. Garfield in his speech at Columbus after his election a senator had this to say of Ailen G. Thurnian, whom he is to succeed: "Differing widely from l.ini as I have done in politics and So, I reccgnjze him a3 a man high in charactr-r and great in intellect, and I tade this occasion to refrr to what I have never before referred to in public, tbat many year3 aeo, in the storm of party fighting, when the air wa filled with all sorts of missies aiTied at t'ue character and or public men, when it was even for his pffrty interest to join in the general clamor against me and my associates. Senator ihurtnan said in public, in the campaign on the stump, when men are as likely to say unkind thingi as at any place in the world, a mot generous and earnes-t word cf defense and kindness for me which 1 shall never forget as long as I live.

Applause I say, moreover, that tbe flowers thit bloom over the garden wall cf party pontics are the sweetest and most fragrant that bloom in the gardens of this world apolausf and where we can fairly pluck them and enjoy thf ir fragrar.ee it is manly and delightful to do so. Two bad boys recertly shocked thcir eond mother bv a simple device. When they got her religious paper out of the mail they slipped it trom the wrapper and substituted a copy of the Police Gazette. hen the mother first opened it, without her specs, she thought it was a Christmas number..