The Walnut Valley Times from El Dorado, Kansas • Page 3

WALNUT VALLEY TIMES---A-ywhere On Earth for 25 Cents a MONTH. Monday, June 27, 1910 emancipation. Away back in 17T1 Joslah Woodbury of Beverly, thus published his happy emancipation from matrimonial woe: Beverly, Sept. 18, 1771. Ran away from Josiah Woodbury, coopr, his house plague for seven long years, Masury Old Moll, allaa Trial of Vengeance.

that lost will nvr The Cron GROCERY Coal and Feed Yards. We sell Coal, Feed and a complete line of the best groceries. For prompt delivery phone 166. A THING TO BE SHUNNED. We all have something of the bore in us, but most of us know that, ard recognize the signs of boredom in others.

The thorough tore does t. It is enough for him that he has a victim, and he notices his victim's sufferings no more than a high east wind notices the discomfort of the trees. Indeed, he stems to have the energy of a high east wind, at least when he is in company. For we may-suspect that wl en he is alone he bores himself, so eagerly does he look someone to vent himself upn. If a bijre were cartaloie upon a desert his mind probably would burst with accumulated duikers and for that reason he haunts populous places such as clubs Conversation is for him a means, exchanging ideas, but of easing his mind; and that is THAT AUTO PARADE.

W. C. Anderson, manger of the El Dorado llotor Machine who is of the Fourth of July auto parade committee, has written to every motorist in Butler county, inviting all to join in the big show here on Independence Day. "The merchants of El Dorado have completed arrangements for one of the largest ever held in Butler county and we trust the automobile parade will contain every car in Butler county, decorated with flags or bunting or both," Anderson says and then he adds, "but do not it in case you do not have time to decorate." Anderson has received promises from many El Dorado auto owners that they will decorate and participate in the parade, which is to roll along at 9 o'clock on the morning of The Glorious. "We're going to have the biggest auto parade in the town's history," Anderson said Monday.

"I wish every one wno will put in their car would let me know immediately, so we can get every detail perfected." XJ vv. 4 Li sr. 13 v. i YEARS oi successful have given the people, Laxity we fire ence in cur bank. We can pay you deposit with us, and six months, and MAKE YCU MO JEFF HERE 32 YEARS.

we should know the secret of a bore. "I celebrated the thirty-second an- There is certainly come defect in his niversary of my coming to Kansas last rnjncj that causes it to reject any-Saturday." Jeff Rush said Monday, thirg interesting, whatever chances "by working like well, anyway it may have. If a lore could come to Jeff wa3 thinking of bygone days. who had been through the retreat "There were five brothers of us, from Moscow he would only tell us Rush went on, "and just 32 years ago what he said tj Napoleon, and how he i seek her, ha that shall keep her I will give two Bushel of Beans. I I forewarn all Persons in Town or county from trusting said Trial of I Vengeance.

I have hove all the old (shoes) I can find for Joy, and all my neighbors rejoice with me. A good Riddance of bad Ware. Amen! Jo-; siah Woodbury." Good Things To Eat Are Made From Imboden's Best Flour It is a blended soft wheat flour and makes the best of Pastry, Cakes and Biscuit? yeu ever tasted. M. J.

LONG Only the BEST in plumbing the open SANITARY, easily-accessible kind, our specialty for new installations. We can give you best figures on tha new bathroom, piping, repairs; etc Prompt, clean, work too. Get our figures. GEO. K.

LEWIS I Just Good Tl WEEDING INVITATIONS You want the kind that's just right-don't you? Thos we're printing now are 'the last word' in style and neatneis. THE TIMES R. Oversfreet DENTIST OrHee Phone No. 219. Residence Phone No.

443 -Red DORADO, KANSAS EL Soothing Breezes Made to Order i ey ub. witn our ELECTRIC FANS. We have started our day service and expect to continue it for all time. No use to swear at the weather man. The farmers need this hot weather and God thinks a lot of the farmers.

Just call us up and let us install a fan in your office or home-then sit back in your easy chair and let the cool breezes blow through your whisk-ers-or shirt waist-and think of what a corn crop we'll have. CALL QUICK, FOR IT WILL BE HOTTER Eldorado Electric Refrigerating Co. I have moved my Grocery Store from Central Avenue to Main Street, to the Wackerle building, second door south of the Citizens State Bank. With abundance cf room, a much larger and better I displayed stock I I can and will give my 1 patrons better and I more perfectly sat- I isfactory service. Giv3 me your orders and s3 you shall not regret it.

I JUST CALL AND SEE ME Geo. A. Young 0 we crossed the eastern border of tne state and spent the night in Wyan- dotte. We were traveling in four prairie schooners and it took us from the last day in February 1878 until June 25 to make the trip out from South Bend, Ind. I've lived in Kansas ever since.

"And say, don't you know, the people back in South Bend said I wouldn't live to make the tr'p. I was about 30 then and weighed only 118 with heavy clothes on. I felt better the minute we started for Kansas and i I've been well ever since, Jett said na Vc Viist 990 TinnnrlQ illRt a' a little. "So what wonder that I like Kansas. "We located in Reno county and I stayed there until 1883 when 1 came i to El Dorado and after staying around awhile opened my first barber shop I above Story's grocery in an old frame building that stood on the site of Henry Logan's present store on South Main street.

"I thought this was a good then and it sure is now." town FOURTH BOOSTERS GOING. Advertising aut03 are to be put out by the Fourth of July committee Tuesday. Cars bearing Fourth boosters are to visit every town in the county, distributing bills telling of what's to be going on here next Monday when the biggest celebration in Butler county's history is to be given, free to everybody. The routes are being mapped out Monday and by Wednesday there'll be a flood of information about El Dorado's celebration covering every nook and corner of the State of Butler. "We're going to have the biggest crowd the town ever saw," Robt.

Y. Taliaferro of the committee said Monday. "Everybody who comes into our store says he'll be here ard bring the whole family. And we're going to put on the best show possible so they will all want to come back. MARRIAGE CUSTOMS AND SUPERSTITIONS.

Married in month of roses June-Life will be one long honeymoon. The gayer the maid, the better the wife. The sneezing of a cat on the eve of the marriage day is a iucky omen. Unlucky is the bride who does not weep bitter tears on her wedding day. It is very unlucky for a woman to marry a man whose surname I e-rins with the same letter as her own.

A bride must beware of looking in the glass after she is completely i 1 Si! I 1 0 TT a XT?" 3 cms confid- 1 I i I money you Jr With Royalty. i lag t.t Piraeus, In my sailor uclng guard duty on deck trst watch. Toward the close I wr.s joined on my beat in lain clothes, who, with a iu Lis mouth, marched 1 i'io starboard side of the i3. In anticipation of en-j v. rs, I had read for this uranger was aston-.

a common soldier so well 1 the history of Greece. haen ashore, but I had ar-1 to on the following day. The asi, on leaving, handed me a he had penciled what I an i.ifrdv.otion. I had only Idi nam, and he George' Next day 1 that I Lad been powwow-1 of dreece." tm tho P.ottom by I i i lO: rourtli. Whether at or go on ii ii our ham, bo-! tongue, just day.

to cook them. Send 1 we'll eod you visions vou name. icociemus' 5 st ir 5 A 9 a Undertakers and 1 1 1 iiiLlcr 'years experience inty. Have shipped part-; of the United Office Phone 19 Wigging on Res 256 Oldham Res. 18 -ISt Your Farms List your farms for sale vith me.

I will find the buvers. The owner price? his property to mrnseir. Non resident farms looked after. City property for or to rent. sale All kinds of exchanges Office Garage, at Sanditer South Main Phones 2G6 and street, 46S.

Ernest Naden El Dorado, Kansas. fcaajwiMwiiPMflii.iiMiiii TURNER OSBURN Undertakers and Embalmers Lady Assistant; Office Phone W. E. Turner, Phone Y. A.

Osburn, Phone Open Day and Night. 31 88 385 ELDORADO, KANSAS Four Per Cent That's what the EI Do-rado National Bank pays on time deposits Capital $50,000 Surplus and Profits 13.000 A strong stitution, conservative in- SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES FOR OUR CUSTOMERS Officers H. Hzlr(t, Pietidcnl; J.E.Dunn. Vic. President; Robt.

H. Brd-ford. Cashier; S. R. Clifford, Assistant Cashier.

Directors-J. E. Dunn. Robt. H.

Hazlett, Robt. H. Bradford. V. P.

Mooney. J. H. Armrong, J. A.

Milbourn. S. T. Mclatosh EL DORADO NATIONAL BANK Meats VA 1 of and you'll our claim is South Main Street why we dislike him so much. His airs of friendliness are all a pretense.

All listeners are the same to him if only he can prevent them from running away. His mind is always full of rubbish to be discharged, and he will discharge it on anyone who comes in his way. We may wonder why it is so full of rubbish, but if we knew that never jost a purse that his aunt had knitted for him, and then he would tell us a long story about his aunt, Nothing ever seems to happen to a bore that is worth telling. He goes through life with only dull experiences, and that perhaps is the secret of his enormous energy. Most men use up their energy in experience, but the bore does not.

Experience only presents itself to hirn as something to talk about; when it comes to him he is thinking all the while of what he will say about it, and therefore he has nothing to say that is worth say-! 1. 1 iiK uul a Vtitst titij entit iaj spen( jn saying Times. Stevenson's special 30 day offer, 3 and $4 grades of photographs will be at $1.50 and per dozen. Latest and most attractive card mounts. No extra charge for groups.

Postal card work, $1 per dozen; cloudy days good as clear. All work guaranteed. STEVENSON'S STUDIO, North Main street, El Dorado, Kansas. S3-108w Mrs. W.

H. Ellet and Miss Grace Kramer have returned from Exceisior Springs. Mo. Get a strong steei safety deposit box ter your valuable papers at the Butler County State Sank. QUAKER MEDITATIONS.

There is always such a tiling as making a man feel to much at home. Love makes the world go round, provided there are enough men to go round. Occasionally a thought strikes a man so forcibly that he never recovers from it. Many a young fellow who thinks he is awfully smart would be smarter if he knew less. Some people spend half their time wondering how they are going to spend the other half.

Many a man can't make up his mind whether he wants to be a rich sinner or a poor christian. "Yes," said the disappointed lover, bitterly, "she took everything I had, and then went back on me." "Even took your rival, eh?" suggested the sympathetic friend. Mr. Oldbeau Will you be mine, dearest?" Miss Antique- "Oh, you must give me time." Mr. Oldbeau "How long will you keep me waiting?" Miss Antique "Well, in about lb minutes I think I'll be ready to go with you to the city hall to get the liiense.

Philadelphia Record. YINGLING TAKES CHARGE. J. B. Yingling is to succeed Supt.

B. F. Martin as local manager of the Chautauqua. "He will have complete charge now," Martin said Monday, while preparing to leave Tuesday on his summer trip to West Virginia and Boston. Mrs.

M. S. Munson and Miss Inez are in Emporia to attend the wedding of Miss Iva Watson and George A. Young Tuesday at high noon. Miss Watson is a niece of Mrs.

Munscn's. Mrs. C. Calvert will arrive home Thursday from points in West Virginia, Kentucky and Iowa, where she has spent the past two months visit- A telegram received from Wm. I.

Mr. and Mrs. Ray Hillman will move to Atlas, where Mr. Hillman has a position as operator for the Orient. Misses Susan and Harriet Pattison leave the last of the week for Denver and Colorado Springs.

Kansas weather, night and Tuesday. June 27: Fair to-Not much change in temperature. T. M. Featherstone has returned to St.

Louis. I i I I El it COMING MONARCH OF FINANCE Young Man of Fertile Brain Saw Opportunity and Improved Up in BurHngton, Vt, was a youns man summering. Ke was a shoe clerii. He was stopping at a cheap bote! ivf the country air. AVhile out one afternoon gatherins In suburban air he noted a vacant of land between two fashionable rasi-j deuces of the port cochere type.

decided that particular piece ot lau.i would be fine upon which to erect a cheap boarding and lodging found that it was owned by five miles out of the city. The farmer, although sh; not versed in the value of tate beyond the assessed val the tract was small au I not in appearance to the prop either side, there had nevr ser-ker for it. a far. ne young man money he would 1:1: fainifr was oveip.y ph-r-e of land go for tire of 100 ac; over $2,500. He t'm iie was easy.

Then the young city and begyn plan to lodging and boarding the newspapers in on the fact was going to do so and the fc the proposed lodging house nroaocast. ine owners ot ing properties got apoplectic. It wound up by the young j. ing them the strip of land modest sum of aftf-r actually had ground broken cheap lodging house scheme for the Grand Opera Soprano Coming to TREE 3 HEN'S NEST FOUND IN Biddy's Two Home Not Discovered Un of Her Chicks Dropped to the Ground. A hen of the Houdan was found on the farm of Henry nine peeps in a between the forks of r.n old cherry tree whore they were hateiu-d out.

says a town (X. correspondent. 1 is the property of George Smi now resides at Seven W.U which place he moved on the April. When he left the hen was the ink-sing, and he asked Y.r. his.

son-in-law, who took chr.rg, farm, to watch for her. A Dallas- search was niaue, but ne was unable to her hiding place until the other day. a Whore an old ladder wa? inc against the trunk of an old cherry tree Mr. Bailey noticed two chicks severe! days old at the base and running aDout peeping. line wonderu.g where the' came from he wa surprised to see the hen fiy from the fork of the tree and come to the ri'ief of her offspring.

Further investigation revealed the nest in the tree, together with seven more peeps and en un-hatched egg, which proved to he rotten. The chicks on the ground had fallen from the nest, which had teen formed by a lot of brush and old leaves deposited there by the elements during the fall and winter months. Mrs. Houdan -and her happy family have been provided with better quafters and ara doing well. 1 This is what we handle and we handle it right and to the satisfaction of our patrons.

We point especially to the cleanliness of our establishment. That counts. Our customers tell us so. Just Good Meats. Brown Brothers dressed.

i If in a family the youngest daugh- Strong Steel Safety depOSlt ter should chance to marry before her bOXeS flimished free tO CUStOMl-elder sisters, thry must all dance Butler County State her wedding without shoes. This will ggj counteract their ill luck pr.jtu;c ROLAND WILEY NEW BUGGIES Fresh stock of Blees and Staver buggies- for them husbands. The idea that tiie wedding ring should be worn on the third finger of the left hand because "a nerve connects this finger with the heart" is of Roman origin. In most European countries the engagement ring is worn on the third finger of left hand, while the wedding ring is worn on the same finger of the right hand. No German bride wears pearls, not even a royal bride, as it is believed that for every pearl she wears her husband will cause her to shed a flood of tears.

The Russian bride must prostrate herself at her bridegroom's feet and pledge that she will submit herself and her will to him in all things. No woman is more courted and more noticed before marriage than is the Spanish bride and few wives are all styles, all sizes and highest quality material and workmanship. Call and look over this line agree with us and others that absolutely correct. the honeymoon. While the marriage brother, Guy, is better and recognized kisses are yet moist upon herjlips, her him for the first time Sunday morn-husband lights his cigarette and strolls ing.

away. "Three wishes hath pach maid I know To handsome grow, and have a beau, And to the marriage altar go." Mrs. S. R. Clifford returns Wednesday from a several weeks' visit in Bedford and Waterloo, Iowa.

Mrs. A. E. Vincent leaves Thursday for a month's visit in Joliet and Chicago. Arzie Cupples has returned to To- ET im Of in 5.